The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"Hahahahaha, it rhymes as always! Like it, like it!"

"The Rhyme Maniac is back online, which is really exciting, but it's a pity that there is no reward function, otherwise a wave of small money will definitely be sent."

"Li Haoran is really different. It can be said that he would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar. I really miss this hosting style!"

"Zhu Guangquan is also very good, but it's a pity that he still lacks Li Haoran's handsome and cheap taste. I don't know if you agree with it?"

"As the killer of sign language teachers, Li Haoran brought unspeakable pain to the sign language teachers of CCTV. Now that Zhu Guangquan presided over the temporary jokes, the situation has been curbed. The reason for this is to avoid being beaten by sign language teachers. Teachers communicate~."

"What does this mean? It means that Li Haoran was beaten by a sign language teacher."

"..."

The fans who watched the live broadcast were enthusiastically discussing the previous calm jokers and the current calm jokers, and they were very happy.

The only thing that makes them regret is that there is no sign language teacher today, and it is a pity that they cannot see the expression of the sign language teacher who died in battle.

Where did Li Haoran expect the fans to be so affectionate? After starting the performance, he did not stop. He reported in a positive way: "The Chinese language is profound and profound, and it is difficult for Chinese people to understand it. hand?"

After speaking, Li Haoran showed a please guess expression on his face.

The bullet screen was still for a while, and everyone in the arbor racked their brains. They couldn't imagine that the dish was "through your black hair and my hand"?

Li Haoran paused, and explained with a smile: "Sea-belt-stew-sheep-hoof."

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"What a f***ing image, my hand is running through your black hair, the low is forced to go home!"

"I don't know why? I suddenly thought of a sentence: Life is like poop, we are as intoxicated as dung beetles."

Li Haoran's serious jokes made the barrage burst into laughter instantly, and all the stars under the pergola also laughed.

The second sister smiled openly, and Fatty smiled cutely.

The little girl held Ruyu's cheeks in both hands, her big eyes were narrowed together, her smiling face was so cute, it caused the fans to scream.

To be honest, Zhang Xiyi can be considered a beauty, but she is still far behind Fat Dibi. After a comparison, it can be concluded that the two of them are the school belle and the school belle's best friend.

Li Haoran didn't care about admiring Pang Di's prosperous beauty, and never stopped his performance. He continued magnetically: "There are also husband and wife lungs, Buddha jumping over the wall, ants rolling on tree donkeys, and the most terrifying things are tiger skin peppers and braised lion heads. , Claypot rice, if the translation is not good, the foreigner will call the police directly, do you think it's okay?"

"Hahahahaha..."

"Li Haoran, can you stop rhyming like this, say it so fast and still rhyme like that!"

"I'm really curious how Li Haoran's brain grows, and he can perform so well on the spot!"

Li Haoran's words were correct and his eloquence was first-rate, and there was another burst of ear-splitting laughter in the pergola, followed by everyone's admiration.

This section of hosting is still a familiar recipe, and it still has a familiar taste, which makes people feel like they are watching CCTV news.But……

This passage is really improvisation!

How talented is Li Haoran?

After the laughter fell, Zhang Xiyi raised his hand and said with a smile on his face: "That's right, there are husband cakes and wife cakes. Foreigners who order this dish should call the police."

"Giggle..."

Fat Di smiled coquettishly with his cheeks in his hands, his big eyes narrowed into two slits, and he habitually said coquettishly: "Li Haoran, you are too funny, don't be so showy, okay?"

Li Haoran turned on [Calm Duan Zishou] and became terribly calm. The laughter of the crowd didn't affect him at all. There was no hint of wanting to laugh on his handsome face, nor did he answer Fatty. He continued his live broadcast in a serious manner.

Li Haoran turned on [Calm Duan Zishou] and became terribly calm. The laughter of the crowd didn't affect him at all. There was no hint of wanting to laugh on his handsome face, nor did he answer Fatty. He continued his live broadcast in a serious manner.

"In fact, Chinese expressions are often not standardized, such as a conversation in a vegetable market."

Everyone was curious and listened intently with bated breath. Fat Di rolled his eyes and closed his mouth. Li Haoran's correct voice came soon...

"A customer asked: Auntie, how do you sell this tofu?"

"One piece and two pieces."

"Is it one or two? Or two or one?"

"Two pieces and one piece."

"Excuse me: How much is a piece of tofu?"

After Li Haoran finished speaking, there was no doubt that there was a lot of laughter under the arbor.

Homophone stalks may confuse foreigners, how can Chinese people not understand?

But it's hilarious!

He Jiong was the host, the quickest to respond, and said with a smile: "Li Haoran, you are deliberately playing word games, you can ask if it is two yuan and one piece of tofu!"

0 ... ask for flowers 0

Li Haoran remained unaffected, calm and fearful, looked ahead and said: "There is another sentence: Xiaolongnv came to the place where Yang Guo lived when he was a child, and said emotionally: I also want to live the life I have lived."

"Such Chinese Chinese people feel that Chinese is profound and profound. How can I translate it? Also, it was raining heavily, and my bicycle almost slipped. Fortunately, I managed to catch it. And the principal said, apart from Xiongqian The school badge is nothing else, how do you translate it in English?"

This episode of Li Haoran's coquettish operation was really superb, everyone under the awning came back to their senses and laughed, their stomach hurt from laughing, and Fatty burst into tears from laughing, as if back to the first time when he saw Li Haoran on TV.

Not only Fatty and the others couldn't laugh, Li Lianjie and Jackie Chan couldn't laugh too, but Zhou Xingchi's Chinese is not very good, he didn't understand these jokes, and he was a little confused.

. . .  

The barrage was filled with admiration. The fans who watched the live broadcast were all impressed by Li Haoran's ability, and they all performed on the spot. It's amazing!

"My mother asked me why I was kneeling on the keyboard, and I said I was scared by that bastard Li Haoran."

"If I knew the news was so interesting, it wouldn't be strange for me to read the news in an Internet cafe!"

"Upstairs Tianxiu."

"It can't be done, I have a regular confession every day, I like Ranran, and my voice is so..."

"It can be said that Li Haoran is a clear stream in the joke world when he broadcasts the news!"

"Li Haoran, who came from a major in the Department of Journalism of Peking University, has excellent hosting skills. It's a small scene for him to tell jokes in a serious manner."

"..."

The barrage filled the screen, and Li Haoran broke out a few classic jokes in a serious manner...

"There are only three days in autumn in Beijing, one day is used to pass by, one day is used to pass by, and one day is used to miss."

"In your eyes, I am a world of mortals. In my eyes, you are a foreigner. In your eyes, it is graceful, but in my eyes, it is a piece of toilet paper."

"There is a disease, the symptoms are like this: things are clearly in front of you, but you just keep procrastinating. This is called procrastination in psychology. In fact, I should have broadcast this news half an hour ago. Put it off until now."

"Okay, today's yearning life noon news will be broadcast live here, everyone is welcome to watch, we won't see you."

Chapter 219 A Unique CCTV Anchor

Living in China, a special and magical country, CCTV, the country's voice platform, has been seen by the audience as serious, serious, and rigid for many years, and has been complained about.

CCTV's most representative work "News Network" is the most appropriate example. All the hosts have been sitting upright for decades and speaking in a straight voice.

As time goes by, the common people have become accustomed to the prudishness of CCTV, and feel that as the face and throat of the country, they should be elegant and generous.

But after all, it is an era where entertainment is paramount. CCTV's too rigorous and serious hosting style will inevitably make the audience feel aesthetically tired, and the zero mistakes of "News Network" really make people feel ungrounded.

Of course, although CCTV's rigorousness does not meet the appetite of ordinary people, its "status in the palace" is still unshakable. When it comes to TV stations that can represent China, there is no one other than CCTV.

Therefore, unrepentant netizens always try to find CCTV's mistakes or the host's "truth revealing" moments from various aspects, so as to ridicule their pretending to be serious.

Under such a general trend, Li Haoran, who turned out to be out of the sky, just catered to the audience's wishes. His appearance seemed to be a clear stream, opening up another attribute of CCTV anchors, allowing the audience to see a different CCTV anchor group.

In the past, they naively thought that CCTV hosts must be serious, must be in suits and leather shoes, and must wear well-polished leather shoes. Anyway, all serious images should be placed on them.

However, when CCTV released Sa Ba Ning, who was already noisy enough, and now released an even more powerful Li Haoran, after the two combined to create an unhealthy trend, the facts told all the audience that they were too stupid, seriously, it was just a picture they imagined.

With the passage of time, more and more CCTV anchors began to express themselves on self-media, showing fans a distinctive appearance of CCTV anchors.

It's hard to imagine that the hosts of "News Network" will be so skinny, serious in front of the camera, wearing a decent suit on their upper body, but their lower body is actually wearing colorful shorts, kicking flip-flops on their feet, when broadcasting serious news They also pick each other with their feet.

Then the audience will see that the serious news anchor in one second suddenly dances a very magical dance in the next second, showing a neurotic side...

This kind of painting style can be described as a group of demons dancing wildly in these days, it is so strange that the common people took a long time to accept it, and gradually got used to the occasional fury of the CCTV host.

As the originator of Pi Yipi news host, Li Haoran is undoubtedly the authentic in the eyes of netizens. I feel that other hosts lack his flavor after all. I have always wanted to watch Li Haoran host a news program again, preferably "News Network".

Of course, "News Network" is the bottom line and red line that CCTV absolutely cannot touch. Li Haoran can be allowed to cover any program, but he can't cover the news network. This is related to political achievements.

CCTV's creation of Li Haoran will not revolve around the news anchor. He will be the all-round host of CCTV, a revolutionary comrade who can move wherever he needs.

Fans have been looking forward to it for a long time, and after a long absence, now that the familiar live broadcast method is reappearing, how can they not be surprised, when Li Haoran's live broadcast is over, the bullet screen will boil.

……

"I'm also drunk, I actually watched CCTV's "Common Concern" on the webcast of "Longing for Life"!!"

"Tsk tsk tsk... Li Haoran's eloquence is innate. I can't be envious. His reaction ability is extremely good."

"Although there is no sign language teacher, I still want to say: the sign language teacher has worked hard."

"A talented person is so self-willed. I love Li Haoran to death. I want to sleep with him."

"I want, too."

"I want it the most."

"..."

There was a lot of discussion in the barrage, and there was thunderous applause under the arbor.

Fat Di and Zhang Xiyi applauded very hard. The two little cute girls are full of stars at this time, and they are all handsome by Li Haoran. They like the serious and funny Li Haoran the most!

Fat Di and Zhang Xiyi applauded very hard. The two little cute girls are full of stars at this time, and they are all handsome by Li Haoran. They like the serious and funny Li Haoran the most!

Huang Lei and Jackie Chan are also applauding. Li Haoran's paragraph is indeed 6666, and it deserves a double-click to like.

After the applause fell, Zhou Xingchi looked at Li Haoran and said, "What kind of person are you at Peking University?"

After the live broadcast of the news, Li Haoran finally returned to his smiling self, raised his eyebrows and said, "Master Xing, are you asking me to tell the truth?"

"What do you say?"

Master Xing took a sip from his teacup, with obvious meaning.

The king of comedy outside the movie is really serious, he seems to reject all things that can be funny, and his main tone seems to be silence and calm.