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Chapter 166 Tea Egg and Paper Man’s Wife

[Fragmented tea eggs for humans]

Producer: Night Song

Consumables

Usage: Remove the shell and eat it to restore 3% of maximum health; throw it directly, causing a small range of physical damage in the impact area, and there is a certain chance of adding a bleeding effect.

Traits: Splash, spread, damage dealt to humanoids increased by +10%

[Remarks: It is simple to make, easy to carry, refreshing, high quality and low price. The eggshell is slightly cracked and fragrant, strong and sharp; the egg white is brown in color, warm and delicious, and has cushioning effect; the yolk is rich in nutrients, high density, It is easy to digest and has strong exothermic properties. Taken alone, it can be used to crack gold and crack rocks, build dams, dredge rivers, and level the land. It is a great good! 】

It can be said to be a great kindness...

Mo Tan swallowed, feeling a little choked.

Ji Xiaoge smiled like a flower: "This pot of tea eggs was an unexpected success. Teacher Lu Wei praised me for my great progress. As long as I am careful when peeling the eggs, I can eat them directly! They taste great!"

"Then what if I wasn't careful when peeling the shells?" Mo Tan stared blankly at the bucket of fragrant tea eggs in front of him, and raised his hand to wipe the sweat: "What would happen?"

The girl poked the corner of her mouth in embarrassment, rubbed her toes on the ground twice, and replied in a very low voice: "It will explode..."

Mo Tan: "..."

He felt that he shouldn't have any expectations for this barrel of something that was infinitely close to arms regardless of description or remarks.

"Hehe, I will slowly improve in the future." Ji Xiaoge laughed twice, then stretched out his little hand and carefully took out a tea egg from the bucket... uh, took out a tea egg, and then peeled it off more carefully. The two-minute shell was held up to Mo Tan's eyes like a treasure, with hope shining in his eyes: "Want to try it?"

At this moment, Mo Tan seemed to have been transported back in time by Hamlet, and his mind was filled with lines of "To survive or not to survive, this is a question worth considering" in bold block letters filling the screen.

"Well, I think there shouldn't be any problem." Ji Xiaoge naturally saw that Mo Tan was hesitant and knew why the other party was hesitant. She shook her wings in embarrassment and whispered: "I tried it myself before It passed, not a drop of blood was lost, and the taste was good..."

After all, Mo Tan still didn't have the heart to reject the girl in front of him who was passionate about synthetic arms... I mean cooking. He took a deep breath, turned back and pulled the corner of his mouth, and gave a smile that didn't look very good. Like a martyr’s smile: “I will eat.”

"Really?!" Ji Xiaoge was overjoyed.

"Well, I believe you." Mo Tan nodded solemnly, then reached out and took the tea-scented egg from the girl's tender palm, and said with a smile: "Then I'll eat it."

"Eat, eat!"

"I really want to eat..."

"Eat it!"

"I'm going to start..."

"Uh-huh!"

"It looks so delicious..."

"Hehe~"

"It smells good too!"

"Thanks!"

"Look at it, it's still warm, and it's so round..."

"Yeah, yeah, let's do it while it's hot!"

"Okay." After all, Mo Tan still couldn't give himself too many seconds. He only saw his heart tightening, his eyes closing, his mouth opening, and he ate most of the tea egg in one gulp, and then with a thunderbolt Without hesitation, he took out a bottle of antidote (given by Lu Wei) from his bag and was ready to pour it into his mouth at any time!

He didn't think he was going to die. After all, Ji Xiaoge's talent called [Self-Produced and Self-Sold] could offset most (99.99%) of the negative effects of his own food, but it was not completely immune after all. If this bucket of [Fragmented Tea Eggs for Humans] can really cause damage, Ji Xiaoge will be forced to deduct 1 blood point anyway, and complete immunity is impossible.

So it can be seen that "you can eat it after removing the shell" should be true. Of course, if there are other side effects, it will be difficult for Ji Xiaoge to feel them. So for the sake of safety, Mo Tan quietly took out a bottle of detoxification. Just need the dose in case of emergencies.

Mo Tan has not experienced this kind of tension for a long time. You must know that due to various coincidences, Mo Tan has never had a bite of Ji Xiaoge's food until now, so after witnessing the various tragedies of Jadeka and Yaya, Under the premise, this first experience is particularly disturbing.

One second passed...

Two seconds passed...

Three seconds passed...

Finally, Mo Tan slowly raised his head under Ji Xiaoge's inexplicably nervous gaze. While putting the antidote in his bag, he gave the girl a thumbs up and praised: "It tastes good!"

"Yeah!" The latter jumped three meters high as if he had gained the whole world, and danced and cheered loudly: "Finally someone praised the delicious food I made! You didn't lie to me, did you?!"

Mo Tan immediately stuffed the remaining half of the tea egg into his mouth to prove what he said, and then smiled vaguely at the girl: "Li County Cong Deng Sang Xing Lai!"

The winged beautiful girl blinked in confusion: "?"

"Ahem, I mean..." Mo Tan hammered his chest, swallowed the food in his mouth and said with a dry smile: "Get off the lamp first."

Ji Xiaoge: "Oh."

She really jumped three meters high just now, and now she is still hanging on the chandelier.

"You really didn't lie to me?" The girl fluttered her wings and floated down from the chandelier, shaking Mo Tan's arm vigorously: "The tea eggs I cooked are really, really delicious?!"

Mo Tan shrugged and said honestly: "It tastes really good. Although I can't say it's particularly delicious, it's definitely not unpalatable. I think it would be more delicious if the eggshells were broken into smaller pieces. Now This one is a bit watered down.”

His suggestion is quite pertinent. After all, tea eggs can definitely be regarded as a low-cost dish, so Mo Tan still has some experience in this~

However, when Ji Xiaoge heard this, he spread his hands helplessly: "I also think it's a bit weak, but there's really no way to break the eggshell any more."

"Really?" Mo Tan scratched his head and asked curiously: "Why?"

"Because it will explode."

"oh."

After a not-so-long silence...

"Actually, it's not bad to be lighter." Mo Tan put the 'sponge' he had taken out before back into the egg bucket (...) and smiled at the girl in front of him who looked a little depressed: "All in all, it's pretty good, so there's no need. Too confusing."

Yes, this is definitely pretty good. You must know that Mo Tan had seen Ji Xiaoge carrying a bunch of weird materials that had no connection at all to make curry chicken for her sister. Mo Tan I have always been worried that the girl named Ji Xiaodao will be forcibly sent to the hospital for a long stay. If she does not have enough poison resistance...

"Well, what you said makes sense!" Ji Xiaoge did not feel depressed for too long. He just stayed silent for a short while and then energetically raised his head and showed a hearty and bright smile: "And I can do it in reality. Let’s eat it, dad will be pleased!”

Mo Tan thought about it for a while and felt that this was quite reliable, and eggs would not explode in reality.

"But where can I buy something similar to nitrifying ointment?" Ji Xiaoge suddenly raised his chin and muttered: "The list of materials given by Teacher Lu Wei is the only one in which it is difficult to find a substitute..."

[What is digestion? ! 】

Mo Tan was a little confused: "What did you say?"

"Haha, it's nothing~" Ji Xiaoge waved his hand and said with a smile: "I will find a way on my own. Well, now that the harmlessness has been confirmed, I have to complete the task that the teacher gave me before. Please help me. ?”

Mo Tan nodded: "You say."

"Take me to play a few more arena games." Ji Xiaoge flapped his wings happily and shook the bullet barrel in his hand (Mo Tan was startled): "Teacher Lu Wei wants me to try it in actual combat. Additional effects of tea eggs~"

[I think in his eyes, 'edible' is an additional effect...]

Mo Tan complained in his heart, and then walked towards the door first: "No problem, I originally planned to continue today. Let's go find Jadeka and Yaya."

"Yes." Ji Xiaoge smiled sweetly, her ankle-length hair swaying slightly on her back, and she floated behind Mo Tan: "I'm sorry to bother you."

As a result, they unexpectedly did not find Jadeka and Yaya. The two seemed not to stay in their rooms.

Mo Tan and Ji Xiaoge also took a look at the vegetable arena, but they didn't see them either.

"Wait a minute, let me ask if Lu Jiang is here." Mo Tan comforted the somewhat disappointed Ji Xiaoge: "Maybe Jadeka and Yaya are with him, and even if they are not together, we can still find Lu Jiang to be with them. It’s a three-person battle, but if that doesn’t work, I can play 2V2 with you.”

Ji Xiaoge said oh, then glanced at the barrel of ammunition in his hand with a frown, and muttered in a low voice: "I still want Yaya to have a taste, alas..."

Mo Tan: "..."

one minute later

'Brother Mo, I'm online. Mr. Jadeka and Yaya are also with me, but it's not convenient for me to go there now. Teacher Fimiguer is a little anxious. How about you and Sister Yege come to us first? ’

Lujiang responded quickly, and also said that the old man and the dog combination were also beside him, but he seemed to be unable to get away for a while.

"So should we go and have a look?" Mo Tan asked Ji Xiaoge after conveying the news about Lujiang to her: "The three of them seem to be with Femiguel."

The girl nodded: "Okay, I'm not in a hurry. Teacher Lu Wei said that he can just hand over the actual combat data to him within a few days!"

"Okay, let's go take a look first." Mo Tan nodded, and then sent Lu Jiang a message asking for their location and how to get there.

The latter quickly replied: 'Fimiguel asked you to go find the staff of the arena and ask them to open a teleportation array to Xiaolong Peak on the fifth outer mountain. By the way, I told him that I was going through Drew. Yi Mifa will contact you remotely! ’

‘I know, we won’t let it slip. ’

Mo Tan replied while sighing at Lu Jiang's thoughtfulness, and then took Ji Xiaoge back to the arena hall to find the dwarf girl with some red and swollen eyes.

"Uh, are you okay?" Ji Xiaoge asked worriedly. She felt that this young lady seemed to have just cried.

The dwarf lady bit her handkerchief and choked back with sobs: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Lord Cordoba...he left again, and he didn't even say hello to me, wu wu wu!"

To be honest, Mo Tan was not surprised at all.

However, Ji Xiaoge kindly advised: "It's okay, don't be sad, little sister, Cordoba even praised you to us before."

"Ah?" The young lady was shocked.

"Ah?" Mo Tan was also shocked.

Ji Xiaoge nodded seriously: "He also said that your face is very beautiful, and you bump into each other every time you see it!"

The dwarf lady was stunned for a while, and then pulled away with a snap.

Mo Tan looked at the girl next to him with a distorted expression: "Cordoba really said that!?"

"Ang, I remember." Ji Xiaoge said with a smile while pinching the dwarf girl: "The original words seem to be, 'You haven't seen how heroic that beard is. Every time I see it, I suspect that I am going to have a heart attack. Die like this."

Mo Tan felt relieved: "I think your misinterpretation is a bit too much!"

"Hey, don't all boys like paper figurine wives?" Ji Xiaoge tilted his head and said with a smile: "This young lady should be considered a two-dimensional person, right? I understand!"

Mo Tan was stunned for a long time, and he didn't even know whether Ji Xiaoge did it on purpose until the young lady woke up.

"Wait a minute, I'm a little dizzy." The dwarf lady stood up with difficulty with the help of Ji Xiaoge, and stood there for a long time, then suddenly came back to her senses and asked: "By the way, you guys come What is it for?”

Mo Tan quickly said before Ji Xiaoge, who was hesitant to speak, "We want you to help teleport to Xiaolong Peak, the fifth outer mountain, that's it."

"Oh, no problem." The young lady wiped away the nosebleed, then waved her stubby little arm, summoning a slightly distorted light door out of thin air: "The formalities are waived for you, go ahead."

Mo Tan quickly thanked him, and then without saying a word, he grabbed Ji Xiaoge and rushed into the portal, and then the sky and the earth were spinning.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but during the process, he seemed to see a life-like figure of Cordoba flashing in front of his eyes.

He also seemed to hear the figure roaring loudly: "MMP...MP...P..."

a few seconds later

The fifth outer mountain of Tianzhu Mountain, Xiaolong Peak

With a violent twist, Mo Tan's figure suddenly appeared in mid-air, and then fell into a thick layer of snow with a crash. Before he could struggle to get up, he was hit by Ji Xiaoge who also fell from the sky. He was knocked down again.

"Ah, sorry, sorry." The girl quickly flapped her wings and floated up. She reached out and gave Mo Tan a hand: "My wings seemed to have cramped just now."

The latter shook his head indifferently: "It's okay, you are quite light, I didn't even lose any blood."

"Hey, if it's heavy enough to knock your blood out of you, I won't live!" Ji Xiaoge stuck out his tongue playfully, then looked around at the white snowfields around him: "This is Xiaolong Peak? Where are they? "

"I don't know." Mo Tan patted the snow on his head twice, then opened the friend bar in a very serious manner and sent a message to Cordoba.

'I'm sorry for missing my appointment today, and for some reason, I want to ask you a question...'

‘It’s okay, it’s okay. We can exchange messages at any time anyway. What’s your problem? ’ Cordoba was obviously online and responded quickly.

‘Do you like two-dimensional girls? ’

Mo Tan entered the message seriously and sent it.

Five seconds later, Cordoba's reply came.

'like! I love it so much, I love Paper Man Wife! ’

'oh……'

Chapter 163: End

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