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Chapter 59 Why is there no urinals in the women’s toilet!!

Hearing the news that the system upgrade was completed, Sui Yuan was a little surprised.

It was as if the long-lost feeling had returned.

[Ding, the system upgrade is successful, open the lottery mode above gold, please quickly accumulate surprise values. ] 】

[Ding, surprise life upgrades to surprise life, progress bar reaches 60%]

[Unknown function ready, wait—host open.] 】

Sui Yuan: “…”

This suggests that Tai Nima is sloppy, right? It seems to have been given, and it seems that it was not given.

What the hell is the surprise “big” life? I don’t have enough life right now – surprises?

If he meows again, he will be killed!

Dog system, I feel like you’re looking for something, but I have no proof.

For the system, Sui Yuan is really helpless, but if you think about it, his current life does not seem to be all the reason for the system.

It’s as if the system is down today, and he’s just as surprised.

Was my destiny about to change, and the system was just pushing that shift forward?

Hey, whatever.

Anyway, I can’t refuse now, so I accept it calmly.

Okay, I’m lying flat, I’m rotten, you love it.

“Sui Yuan, what’s wrong with you? Still uncomfortable? ”

Seeing Sui Yuan sitting stunned, Yang Mi asked suspiciously.

Sui Yuan didn’t know how to explain, so he said, “Well, it’s a little.” ”

Yang Mi covered her mouth and said with a smile: “You are also true, a cold is not bad, you take medicine to dry yourself up.” ”

“Also, your body can’t do it, it’s time to exercise.”

No way?!

Who to look down on!

Sui Yuanyi raised his eyebrows, “My body can’t do it?” Make no mistake, I’ll catch it. ”

“Even Widow Li in the next building said that I have a great physique!”

“I…”

Well?!

“Widow Lee?”

Before Sui Yuan finished speaking, Yang Mi cast a murderous gaze, and then smiled coldly.

“Hehe, you have enough flowers! Widows have not done it? ”

[Hahaha, it’s over, it’s over, something is going to happen. ] 】

[Anchor, you can! ] The front and the thief took Grandma Wang’s flower pants, and now there is a widow Li, you are really not a picky eater, hahaha. 】

[Nima, I really served the anchor, and I can have fun talking a word. ] 】

[Da Mimi: I’m not as good as a widow, am I?] I’m the top guy, hahaha. 】

Sui Yuan knew that Yang Mi had misunderstood, and hurriedly explained, “Boss, it’s not what you think, I made things for Widow Li, that’s why…”

“Okay, okay.”

Yang Mi waved her hand and interrupted Sui Yuan, “Don’t explain it, I’ll ask you a word, who is the best looking between me and Widow Li.” ”

Forehead?!

Sui Yuan was stunned, “What is this called?” ”

“Are you and Widow Li comparable?”

Well?! Yang Mi’s face changed, and her beautiful eyes slowly shrunk.

“It’s not.”

Sui Yuan hurriedly explained, “I mean, you don’t have to compare with Widow Li. ”

“It’s not right.”

“I mean, what are you compared to a widow? It’s not honorable for you to win! ”

I meow! Yang Mi was about to explode.

This idiot, why so much nonsense!

You just say, I’m the best-looking, don’t I?

Originally, Yang Mi wanted to be a bigger force than Sui Yuan, but thinking that he was not normal today, he endured it.

Looking at Sui Yuan, who was awkwardly scratching his head, Yang Mi was also full of helplessness, “Sui Yuan, listen to my advice.” ”

“If you don’t use your brain, leave it to those in need.”

Sui Yuan: “…”

[Hahaha, Genima died of laughter, I didn’t expect that Da Mimi was also a joker]

[Anchor, really, I really want to ask you, how did you live to such a big age? ] Is it really just luck? 】

[Blind guess hot search, big honey honey and mysterious widow are more beautiful than beautiful, big honey honey is defeated! ] Hahaha. 】

[Big honey, listen to my advice, report a capture, or I’m afraid you won’t be able to do the anchor in the future, hahaha. ] 】

Buzz.

Just as Sui Yuan was thinking about how to explain, Yang Mi’s mobile phone called.

With a blank glance at Sui Yuan, Yang Mi answered the phone.

“Hey, Reba.”

“Okay, I’ll go right away.”

After saying two words, Yang Mi hung up the phone, and she looked at Sui Yuan angrily, “I have something to do, I have to go first.” ”

“Reba’s new play is finished, I’ll take the wind for her.”

“You! Stay here and think about how to answer me. ”

With a flick, Yang Mi stood up and left.

Sui Yuan was embarrassed, a good apology meal, and the whole moth came out again.

Going downstairs, Yang Mi turned around and saw that Sui Yuan had not followed, so angry that she stomped her foot.

“This straight man, emotional intelligence is negative! I didn’t know how to catch up and coax me. ”

“Well, how can I live my life in the future.”

Sighing, Yang Mi walked out of the community with a depressed face.

Sui Yuan has indeed never been in love, but his emotional intelligence is not negative, and he is still pondering Yang Mi’s words.

The boss is angry.

Looks like I’m going to have to make some changes.

By the way, she just asked me to exercise, if I exercise eight-pack abs, will she be happy?

Right! I go to exercise…

Well, Sui Yuan’s emotional intelligence is indeed not high, and it is a little off-track.

Rummaging through the cabinets, he found a set of red sportswear, changed into it, and went to the park.

Once at the park, Sui Yuan moved his body in the open space and then prepared to run.

At this moment, a group of running friends passing by at night wore exactly the same colliding shirt as Sui Yuan?

Sui Yuan scratched his head, no wonder when buying clothes, the salesman said that this was a hit.

It’s really explosive enough.

Ignoring it, Sui Yuan continued to exercise.

As he practiced, when he turned around, two bald men in red clothes were glaring at him, and there were two big words written on his chest, coach!

Just when Sui Yuanleng was working, the bald coach spoke.

“Run! How did it stop? ”

Sui Yuan was stunned, this is treating me as a trainee.

“No, you misunderstood, I am not with you.”

“Lie to me less!”

The bald coach didn’t pay attention to Sui Yuan’s set at all, “I’ve seen a lot of people like you who have no perseverance, and it’s not easy for me to make it.” ”

“Run, watch out for my whip whipping you!”

[Hahaha, come to live again, come to live again. 】

[Haha, I knew that today would not end so early, and I really made me wait. ] 】

[Nima, how many misunderstandings does the anchor have to make in this life, and he can be mistaken when he runs? ] 】

[These two coaches are very arrogant! ] Anchor, can you bear this grievance? The grappling you just learned, get them! Hahaha. 】

Oops!

Sui Yuan looked at these two bald coaches, recognizing the wrong person is still so horizontal? I really want to give you a snap.

But thinking about it, I was originally running and exercising, so there was no need to conflict.

Let you run.

It’s just that Sui Yuan didn’t expect that this run couldn’t stop. Following the road of the park, Sui Yuan began to run.

This run is half an hour.

Sui Yuan was tired and his whole body was soaked, and he wanted to stop and rest.

But as soon as he slowed down, two bald coaches came up with small leather whips.

“Go on, don’t stop, there are ten minutes to go.”

Sui Yuan thought about it, ten minutes, then insist on persevering.

Gritting his teeth, Sui Yuan ran for another ten minutes, he was really tired, his hair was suddenly white, and his whole body was soaked.

Just as he was about to stop, two bald coaches came up again.

“Warm-up is over, speed up, another half hour!”

Nima!

Sui Yuan’s anger exploded, I meow to play with you, you warm up with me? At that time, Sui Yuan stood still and stopped.

The two coaches were not used to Sui Yuan, and rushed up with a small leather whip.

[Hahaha, anchor, you can’t instigate ah! ] 】

[Up, up, give them a catch!] 】

[Nima, the anchor is really talented, and he can run into anything. ] 】

[The anchor’s physical strength is not enough? ] What kind of Yang Mi wants! It’s brutal. 】

[Hahaha, quick, fast anchor, I look forward to the back. ] 】

“Oh boy, you dare to stop, it’s not a small guts!”

The bald coach shook it with a small leather whip, “Hurry up and run, don’t force me.” ”

Sui Yuan glared at the coach breathlessly, “You wait, wait for me to go to the mouth, I have to snap you to the ground.” ”

No way, after running for more than forty minutes, Sui Yuan’s physical strength is really a bit bottomed.

The point is that he has not yet had a good cold, and the medicine has not completely passed.

“Oh hey, you dare to resist, you really don’t know what we were doing!”

The bald coach shook his head arrogantly, tearing and pulling to untie his clothes.

Good guy, a slap to protect the heart hair, the body is all skin shrimp with fish, all seafood is tattooed, this look is not good stubble!

Grunt.

Sui Yuan swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and he was a little prodded.

[Hahaha, the anchor has encountered stubble this time! ] 】

[Anchor, go on, don’t be intimidated. ] 】

[Nima, laugh at me, what is going on! ] 】

Due to his physical strength, Sui Yuan was afraid that he would not be able to rectify these two rogue coaches, so he could only grit his teeth and continue to run.

After running for more than twenty minutes, Sui Yuan really couldn’t run.

If you keep running, you have to be exhausted to death!

There happened to be a grass next to it, and Sui Yuan was also refined enough, taking advantage of the two coaches not paying attention, he sneaked into the grass.

Run through the grass and through a grove of trees, where square dancing takes place in the park.

Sui Yuan planned to have a fish eye mixed beads, so he hid among the aunts and uncles and danced in the square.

For square dancing, Sui Yuan is really not good at it.

However, it is possible to learn that imitation problems should not be right, as long as it can avoid the two neurotic coaches.

This square dance is chacha, the dance is somewhat enchanting, but it is quite interesting.

Sui Yuan is learning.

The two coaches walked over.

It happened that Sui Yuan learned a very enchanting crotch twisting action, and when he saw the two coaches, he froze at once.

The two coaches were also surprised by Sui Yuan’s dancing moves.

Looking at Sui Yuan stunned, the bald coach said: “You are running with your life, just to come to square dance?” The addiction is big enough! ”

Another coach touched his chin with a smile, “It’s okay to dance, let’s practice less.” ”

Hearing the ridicule of the two coaches, Sui Yuan couldn’t wait to find a seam to drill into, which was too embarrassing.

[Hahaha, laugh at me, anchor, you are really that! ] 】

[Unexpectedly, the anchor you still have the talent to dance. ] 】

[Gee! This little gesture is really amazing. 】

[Anchor: I can suffer this grievance, I just learned it, hahaha! ] 】

[Anchor, I suggest you become a square dance leader, hahaha. ] 】

Sui Yuan was embarrassed, and the two coaches apologized to him.

“Dude, I’m really sorry, we recognized the wrong person.”

“We are running friends in the night running fever group, and we are not familiar with each other, just wearing uniform clothes and supervising each other.”

“There is a line of small print on the back of our clothes, yours does not seem to have one.”

Saying that, he also showed his back to Sui Yuan, and there was indeed a line of small words on it, saying what kind of night running fever group.

Sui Yuan was dying of anger.

“I’m exhausted by you, and you told me it was a misunderstanding?”

“Oh my little temper, you…”

Sui Yuan rolled his arms and sleeves, and was going up to give them a set of grapplings, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.

The urge to urinate is very strong, maybe I ran for too long, and I turned the little wine on the ground upside down.

“You guys wait for me!”

Sui Yuan flicked a sentence and hurriedly ran to the public toilet.

When he entered the toilet, Sui Yuan scolded in a low voice, “Nima, I think it’s unlucky to drink water and stuff my teeth, and this toilet doesn’t even have a urinal.” ”

[Eh?! What about this Nima? 】

[Hahaha, anchor, have you ever wondered if you went to the wrong toilet? ] 】

[There is a good show again, hahaha. ] 】

Sui Yuan was going to the compartment to go to the toilet, but before he went in, a woman came out.

Forehead?!

Well?!

Looking at each other, Sui Yuan understood, turned his head and ran.

The woman was not a good stubble, and she chased after her and shouted from behind: “Come on! There’s a dressed satyr in the women’s bathroom! ”

Sui Yuan also ignored it, sped up, and went directly to the other end of the park.

There is also a toilet at the other end, and after Sui Yuan confirmed it repeatedly, he walked in anyway, so the big and small ones will solve it together.

Sui Yuan was happily convenient.

When he came out, he saw a magical scene.

A few Shu Huang were escorting a group of people dressed in red to the outside of the park, and the two coaches were also there.

Sui Yuan was wondering, and the two coaches also saw Sui Yuan.

As if solving a case, he shouted, “Shumai, is it him?” ”

“It must be him, he is the one who entered the women’s bathroom!”

The bald coach was about to cry, “Dude, we just have a little misunderstanding, you don’t have to break into the women’s bathroom to frame us, right?” ”

“This is also too ruthless!”

Sui Yuan: “…”

[Hahaha, anchor, you are so lacking in morality! ] Breaking into the women’s toilet makes people carry the pot]

[The vengeance is too strong, but I like it, hahaha. ] 】

[Anchor: Can I suffer this grievance? I just entered the women’s bathroom, hahaha. 】

[Genima can’t laugh anymore, anchor, you’re really that! ] 】

Later, under the explanation of the police investigation Shumai, Sui Yuan knew what was going on.

It turned out that after he escaped, the two coaches also went to the toilet and were hit by the woman.

As if there was a little conflict, the woman called the police.

The police came and wondered.

Isn’t it just a rogue? How to catch so much.

Sui Yuan apologized one after another, and the woman also came, and after they all said it, it was fine.

Others should put it, but those two coaches can’t.

It turned out that these two coaches had a bit of a hot temper and smoked the shumer with a small leather whip.

Can Shumai get used to them?

Catch it and sober up for a few days.

Sui Yuan thought about it and was a little afraid, he could snap Shumai several times.

Fortunately, the Shu Huang he met had a good temper, or he couldn’t count how many times he entered the palace.

Walking home, Sui Yuan not only sighed, this day is too exciting.

So many things can happen in one run.

Think about staying safe at home.

But just when he arrived at the door of the community, Yang Mi called.

“Hey, Sui Yuan, we’re going to the haunted house to find excitement.”

“You come and take us.”

“This is your most experienced, I’ll send you a position.”

Without waiting for Sui Yuan to respond, Yang Mi hung up the phone.

The other side.

In a restaurant, Yang Mi, Reba and several other female artists of the company got together.

“How about Sister Honey, have you got it?”

Reba asked excitedly.

“Don’t worry.”

Yang Mi made an OK gesture.

“Hey, hey.”

Reba smiled wickedly, “We will definitely avenge you this time!” ”

During the meal, Yang Mi roughed Sui Yuan with Reba, and Reba came up with an idea to go to the haunted house to scare Sui Yuan.

They dressed up as ghosts and asked the staff to dress up as tourists to scare Sui Yuan.

Yang Mi is very happy, think about it and feel exciting!

It’s just that they didn’t expect that Sui Yuan had the same idea as them.

And dressed up as a ghost first.