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Chapter 58 Eating a crayfish can also be considered a robber?!!

Inside the office dressing room.

Yang Mi looked at her red nose like a clown, and couldn’t help but complain.

“This old sixth, not only is he funny, but he can also huo others.”

Thinking about what happened today, especially when she thought of the richest man Wang treating Chinese proprietary medicine as coffee and savoring it endlessly, Yang Mi couldn’t help but laugh.

“Cluck, but it’s really fun to have such a living treasure around.”

Buzz… The phone is calling.

Yang Mi picked up her mobile phone and saw that it was the richest man Wang calling.

“Hey, Mr. Wang.”

“Hahaha, Mr. Yang, guess what, the coffee you gave me turned out to be very similar to the Chinese proprietary medicine my wife drank, God is not magical.”

Yang Mi was stunned.

Nima, this is a solved case.

There is no way, Yang Mi can only confess.

Although the richest man in the king is still unclear, this kind of thing will be revealed sooner or later.

Confess early and be down-to-earth.

After listening to Yang Mi’s explanation, Wang Shoufu was obviously stunned.

After more than ten seconds, he also smiled, “Hahaha, this Sui Yuan is really funny enough.” ”

“It seems that I really voted for him.”

Yang Mi said apologetically: “I’m sorry, Mr. Wang, I didn’t expect such an accident.” ”

“Haha, it’s okay, anyway, Chinese proprietary medicine doesn’t hurt people, I should drink a cup of cold powder, but don’t say, I really like this taste.”

Yang Mi: “…”

“Okay, Mr. Yang, don’t take it seriously, you hurry up and implement the movie, I really can’t wait.”

“Good, definitely.”

After chatting for a while, Yang Mi hung up the call, she looked in the mirror and muttered, “I don’t know what dinner that guy will prepare for me.” ”

And Yang Mi doesn’t know now, Sui Yuan is making trouble again…

After coming out of the company, Sui Yuan rushed to the seafood market.

He thought that since he wanted to invite Yang Mi to a big meal, how could he buy some seafood.

Soon he was at his destination.

Since it was afternoon, the seafood market was not crowded and many stalls were closed.

The seafood left at the stall does not seem to be very fresh.

Sui Yuan turned around for a long time, but he didn’t find the last seafood, and when he was distressed, he suddenly saw a stall selling crayfish.

Is it good to make a spicy crayfish? Thinking about it, Sui Yuan walked over.

The stall owner saw Sui Yuan coming over, and said with a smile: “Let’s get some crayfish?” ”

“If you want to buy it, it’s gone soon.”

Sui Yuan looked at it, and sure enough, there wasn’t much left, but the crayfish were of good quality, very large, and all of them were alive.

Sui Yuan picked out a few bad ones, and then said to the boss: “I want the rest.” ”

The stall owner was very happy, Sui Yuan bought it, then he could go home.

“Hahaha, okay, I’ll put it up for you.”

Suddenly, the stall owner found himself out of plastic bags.

He thought about it and brought his bucket over, “Young man, there is no plastic bag, I’ll use a bucket for you, this bucket is where I put crayfish, it’s clean.” ”

Sui Yuan didn’t care, “Okay, it’s all right.” ”

After giving the money, Sui Yuan walked out of the seafood market with a bucket, and the next thing was to go to the supermarket to buy some condiments or something.

Originally, all this went well, but what Sui Yuan didn’t notice was that this bucket had cracks.

What was even more unexpected was that Sui Yuan fell again.

Sui Yuan was really speechless and died, “This medicine is too powerful, right? It’s been so long and it hasn’t passed. ”

“Did the white coat pit me?”

After muttering a few words, Sui Yuan got up from the ground, he picked up the bucket and prepared to continue walking, but the bucket actually broke.

In winter, the weather is cold, the plastic is already very brittle, plus this bucket originally has cracks, and it is normal to break.

Normal is normal, but it troubles Sui Yuan.

Looking at the crayfish crawling all over the ground, Sui Yuan was a little confused.

[Hahaha, come to live again, come to live again. 】

[I knew that something was going to happen, with the anchor’s urine nature, how could I get home safely?] 】

[Hahaha, that’s right, if something doesn’t happen, I’m sorry that his brain has been drained. ] 】

[Crayfish: I can suffer this grievance, my newly ground pincers, hahaha. 】

[Anchor, this crayfish provokes you, what about your grappling technique? ] Hold it down, hahaha. 】

Looking at the crayfish running all over the ground, Sui Yuan was also a little anxious, and the most infuriating thing was that a crayfish crawled to his feet and clamped his Xie with pincers.

Oh I’ll go!

Provoke me, can I suffer this grievance?

Gritting his teeth, Sui Yuan grabbed the crayfish and stuffed it directly into his pocket.

Today Sui Yuan wore a wide coat, not small or no less in his pocket, there were four inside and out.

Sui Yuan grabbed the crayfish and desperately stuffed it into four pockets, not to mention, he really stuffed it in.

When the live broadcast room saw this scene, they were shocked.

[Nima, the anchor is a ruthless person who carries crayfish in his clothes. ] 】

[Hahaha, I don’t know why, I want to laugh when I see the anchor, and I feel like something is about to happen. ] 】

[Anchor, are you sure this is okay?] Why do I feel a little dangerous? Hahaha. 】

[Life is impermanent, white is impermanent and black is impermanent! ] Hahaha. 】

[Dude, I feel that you are connotating the anchor, but I have no evidence, hahaha stuffed the crayfish, Sui Yuan continued to go down, and soon arrived at a supermarket]

Sui Yuan didn’t think much about it, so he walked in to buy condiments.

As soon as he entered the door, Sui Yuan saw a little brother guarding the cake stall, and there was a sign on it that said free tasting.

Sui Yuan is really a little hungry, today has been having a bad cold, he has no appetite, so he didn’t eat much, maybe the cold is better, hungry up.

Walking over, the little brother was very enthusiastic, “Sir, try our little cake, it tastes sweet and very delicious, and will not disappoint you.” ”

Saying that, he directly handed a piece to Sui Yuan, and Sui Yuan took the small cake and pinched it with his fingers, which was fluffy and soft, very good.

[Hahaha, anchor, are these two not comparable? ] 】

[Anchor, your pattern is small, and the aunt made that cake? ] That’s a scale! Ha ha. 】

[Auntie: Do you look down on me? I just learned the cake, snap! The anchor’s head is broken, haha. 】

Sui Yuan took a bite of the cake, not to mention, the taste was really great.

And just as he was enjoying the delicacy, the crayfish in his inner pocket suddenly caught his meat.

That position is very coincidental, above the belly, below the neck, where is it? Guess for yourselves.

The sudden soreness, Sui Yuan was not guarded at all! With a pop, he collapsed directly on the ground.

Seeing this, the little brother was first stunned, and then laughed, “Hahaha, how is it?” It’s delicious enough to kneel, right? ”

[Hahaha, little brother, you are a god answer! ] Where can you tell that the streamer has a delicious expression? 】

[What’s wrong?] What’s wrong? Why did the anchor kneel, I didn’t understand ah! 】

[I still don’t understand this, you go back and put the crayfish in your pocket to try, it won’t kill you, haha. ] 】

[Groove! ] That’s what happened! I said something was going to happen. 】

[Crayfish: I can get used to you, my freshly sharpened tongs, hahaha. 】

Sui Yuan’s painful brain sweat, the crayfish still can’t be dragged down, the soreness rushes straight to the brain, too exciting.

The little brother couldn’t see anything wrong at this time, and asked nervously: “What’s wrong with you?” ”

Sui Yuan couldn’t say that he was caught there by crayfish, so he could only find an excuse, “I… My stomach hurts! ”

It hurt so much, Sui Yuan’s voice was a little forked, and the customers next to him were all scared to see Sui Yuan’s state.

They looked at the little brother stunned, “Nima! Your cake won’t be poisonous, right? ”

……

[Hahaha, the little brother is confused. ] 】

[Nima, the anchor wants the Hoho people again, haha. ] 】

[It’s really funny, anchor, you are really a talent! ] 】

[Little brother: Do you want to touch porcelain, I just learned to grapple, don’t make trouble! ] 】

[Hahaha. 】

Sui Yuan didn’t bother to explain, he wanted to just think about getting the crayfish out, grabbed the plastic bag on the cake stall and ran to the toilet.

There happened to be a cleaning brother at the door of the toilet, and he looked at Sui Yuan hunched over, covering his stomach, looking anxious, and also stunned.

“Young man, there is paper in it, what are you using with a plastic bag?”

[Hahaha, no, laugh is not alive, what is the use of taking a plastic bag? ] Ha]

[Uncle, you have too much life, that plastic bag wipes your ass, isn’t it slippery?] 】

[No, I really can’t stand it, laugh at me, haha. ] 】

[Uncle: You young people really know how to play! ] Hahaha. 】

Sui Yuan really didn’t care about Uncle Li, and now the crayfish in his pocket have rebelled, and he can’t tell how many crayfish are clamping his meat again.

Rushing into the bathroom, Sui Yuan hurriedly got out all the crayfish in his pocket and stuffed them into a plastic bag.

He looked in the mirror again and looked at his body.

Good fellow, there is no good place, everywhere there is a red one, a green one, a dense phobia, all have to pass out.

【……】

【……！！ 】

[Poof, hahaha. 】

[The anchor also… Pretty white. 】

Sui Yuan: “…”

“Get out!”

Carrying a bag of crayfish out of the bathroom, the uncle at the door was stunned when he saw it.

He stared blankly at the bag of crayfish in Sui Yuan’s hand, “You… Where did you get this crayfish? ”

[Hahaha, no, no, I’m going to die laughing. ] 】

[Uncle: Your young man’s digestive system is really not good. Hahaha. 】

[Is this Nima born?] It’s still a litter of raw, hahaha. 】

[Anchor, you are really a strange person! ] I can’t stand it, hahaha. 】

[Proper technology and ruthlessness, hahaha. 】

Sui Yuan really didn’t know how to explain, so he hurried to the actual seasoning.

After buying it all, Sui Yuan went to the counter to settle the bill.

The cashier looked at Sui Yuan and pointed to the crayfish in his hand, “Put this one up too.” ”

Sui Yuan was stunned, “This is mine.” ”

The cashier professional smiled, “It’s yours to pay.” ”

“No, it’s really mine.”

Sui Yuan was a little anxious.

The cashier continued to smile professionally, “The money was given, it’s all yours.” ”

“Me meow!”

“It’s still unreasonable, why do you still make me pay?”

[Anchor, this is your mistake, what to sell without giving money! ] Ha ha. 】

[The anchor is so miserable, he was clipped and had to pay again. ] 】

[I, Nima, can’t laugh anymore, hahaha. 】

Sui Yuan also knows that the cashier is misunderstood, think about it, this situation, it is strange not to be misunderstood.

But Sui Yuan didn’t know how to prove it, and in a hurry, Sui Yuan picked up his clothes, and presented his wounds to the cashier.

The cashier was stunned, then resumed his professional smile and shouted to the side.

“Security, someone steals crayfish!”

“Also… Play hooligans! ”

[Hahaha, I smoked with a smile.] 】

[Anchor, you are really that! ] Really, hahaha. 】

[No, I’m going to laugh.] 】

[The funniest thing is the cashier sister, how she said these words so calmly.] 】

[Indeed, the service attitude is really good! ] If it were me, I would have laughed a long time ago! 】

[No, no, it’s really laughing.] 】

[Cashier sister, listen to my advice, don’t call security, the anchor will capture, hahaha. ] 】

As soon as the female cashier shouted, three or four security guards rushed directly over.

Grab Sui Yuan and start it.

Sui Yuan was also anxious.

He was already very unhappy today, fell several times, and was counted down by the boss.

Buying a crayfish was also misunderstood. It is also said that he plays hooligans.

Can this be tolerated?

“Are you going too far, unreasonable?”

“Can I suffer this grievance? I just learned grappling! ”

Syllable!

Snap!

Three or two, Sui Yuan held down those three or four guarantees.

Then Sui Yuan turned his head sharply and looked at the female cashier, his eyes were very sharp

The female cashier was also frightened when she saw Sui Yuan so fierce, and trembled and took out all the cashier’s money and put it on the table.

“Big brother, the money is given to you, let me go, right?”

Sui Yuan: “…”

[Hahaha, here it is again, here it is again. 】

[Buy a condiment, become a supermarket grabber, anchor, you are really that! ] Hahaha. 】

[Money for you, let me go?] Hahaha, waiter sister, you have one in this word]

[Nima, I can’t laugh anymore, hahaha. 】

[It’s a classic scene again, the anchor is still as strong as ever! ] 】

[I can bear this grievance, I just learned to grapple, hahaha! ] 】

Just when the onlookers were about to call the police, the cleaning master came over.

Finally, under the testimony and monitoring of the uncle, the misunderstanding was finally explained clearly

The cashier and your security guard apologized to Sui Yuan one after another, and the manager also came, and in order to express his apologies, he gave Sui Yuan a lot of crayfish.

Sui Yuan looked at several bags of crayfish in his hand, and sighed helplessly, “I just want to eat a crayfish, what’s wrong with me!” ”

[Hahaha, it’s not you who is wrong, it’s this society that’s wrong. 】

[Are you still aggrieved?] Aren’t female cashiers and security guards aggrieved? 】

[Genima can’t live laughing! ] 】

[Eating a crayfish is so thrilling, anchor, you really have no one. ] 】

[Laugh at me, hahaha.] 】

After many hardships, Sui Yuan finally returned home safely.

After adjusting his mood, Sui Yuan began to make crayfish.

There were enough crayfish this time, and Sui Yuan made several more flavors. What spicy, what garlic, what spices, you name it.

A large table full of crayfish.

When Yang Mi arrived, she was stunned when she saw so many crayfish.

“You took the crayfish farm?”

Sui Yuan rolled his eyes helplessly and told Yang Mi about buying crayfish.

Yang Mi laughed directly.

“Cluck, Sui Yuan, you are really… It’s so interesting, cluck. ”

“I really didn’t expect that there would be such an interesting person as you in this world.”

“Knowing you, it’s really the happiest thing in my life, cluck…”

Looking at Yang Mi, who was trembling with laughter, Sui Yuan rolled his eyes angrily, “I thank you.” ”

“Stop laughing, okay? Eat or not? ”

“Eat, of course eat.”

Yang Mi forced a smile, “The crayfish you bought back so hard, how can I not eat it?” ”

“Sui Yuan, which crayfish is clamping you, you tell me, I will avenge you and destroy it!”

“Cluck.”

Sui Yuan: “…”

[Hahaha, it’s really laughing.] 】

[Crayfish: Are you polite?] 】

Sui Yuan and Yang Mi sat opposite each other, sharing the delicacy of crayfish together.

Also drunk.

The atmosphere is also getting better and better.

And right at this moment.

[Ding, congratulations on the successful upgrade of the host system.] 】

Forehead? Upgrade complete?