Myth Invasion: I Kill the Gods on Earth

Maybe others still need to hesitate.

But for Lu Bu, the answer was already determined!

Is Red Rabbit worthy of comparison with Diao Chan?

"Here you go!" Lu Bu put the reins into the second master's hands and said seriously: "As long as you are willing to find Diao Chan for me, the red rabbit will be yours!"

"It's a deal!" The second master took Chitu over, and then comforted the half-painted Chitu: "Don't worry, I will take you to take a bath right away, and I will also give you a massage..."

The matter finally came to an end.

Lin Fan just felt extremely tired. There were too many things going on today, so he went to bed early after dinner.

But in the middle of the night, there was a knock on his door.

"Tuk-tuk-tuk."

"Who?" Lin Fan asked in a daze.

"It's my subordinate, young master." A deep voice replied: "Young master, please open the door. This subordinate has something to report."

Lin Fan opened the door and saw the deputy palace master standing outside.

His eyes were sad and suppressed with murderous intent.

Before Lin Fan could speak, the deputy palace master walked into the room on his own, and immediately knelt down towards Lin Fan: "Young Master, please make the decision for the Lord God, and make the decision for us!!"

"Ah?" Lin Fan said confused, "What's wrong?"

"Young Master, haven't you heard? At 4:28 in the afternoon, the Lord God passed away!" Tears flowed from the eyes of the Deputy Palace Master's radiant eyes, and he said sadly and angrily: "We really can't feel the connection with the Lord God. Got in touch!"

Chione has transformed from deity into a human being, and the original Winter Godhead has been completely destroyed, and her divinity has also disappeared. Naturally, these pure-blooded gods cannot feel Chione's current aura.

Lin Fan scratched his head: "Ah... so what?"

The deputy palace master's face erupted with murderous intent, and he said coldly: "Young Master, this is definitely a human conspiracy!"

"They pretend to cooperate with us, but in fact they always want to destroy us!"

"These despicable and insidious humans are too sinister! We really believed in them before, and the Lord God sincerely hopes to cooperate with them!"

"But they were obliterated by humans... I should have thought of it a long time ago. Humans and gods have different paths. How could they accept us so easily?"

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment and said in an awkward tone: "Ah, that..."

"Young master, please stop speaking for humans!" the deputy palace master said coldly: "Human beings harbor evil intentions. The Lord God definitely did not die accidentally, but was killed by them when they found an opportunity!"

"Now we have also discovered that those believers imprisoned by humans are now constantly betraying their faith!"

"In three days at most, we will completely lose control!"

Lin Fan frowned slightly: "Your followers are no longer good, either?"

It seems that it is not only the followers of Chione whose faith has been shattered.

Even these believers of the God of Winter began to have their faith shattered.

Faith is the strongest thing.

So strong that even death cannot break it by force.

But it is also the most fragile thing. Sometimes just a thought is enough to break faith on its own. The key is that the thought will pass like a flame!

Obviously, the scene where the gods of winter voluntarily surrendered and even got engaged on the spot made those desperate believers start to think about their own meaning.

"Human beings are really good at using tricks!" The deputy palace master sneered, with endless hatred in his eyes, "First, he turns his enemies into friends and hides evil intentions secretly."

"When we believe it, they will kill the Lord God and leave us leaderless."

"Find another way to break the faith of our believers and let us collapse on our own with weak divine power!"

Lin Fan said awkwardly: "Um, is it possible..."

"Young Master!" The deputy palace master interrupted coldly: "You are the most trusted child of the Lord God. You must not sit still and wait for death!"

"We have already discussed it. Before we lose control, we will launch a counterattack and retaliate against humans!"

"Ah?" Lin Fan looked in disbelief.

"Young Master, it's not too late!" The deputy palace master said coldly: "Tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning, there will be the funeral of the Lord God!"

"Those hypocritical human high-ups will definitely all be present."

"They wouldn't have thought that when our believers began to betray us and when we lost our Lord God, instead of just waiting for death, we would actually fight to the death!"

"Young Master, we have already discussed it! When the time comes, please break the cup as a sign of honor! As long as the young master breaks the cup, we will rush forward! Kill those humans at the funeral of the Lord God to avenge the Lord God! Use their heads As a sacrifice to the Lord God!”

Lin Fan understood.

These winter gods really felt that Chione's death was caused by Daxia's manipulation.

Even the betrayal of the believers was blamed on Daxia.

After all, from the perspective of the God of Winter, the surrender has just been announced, the main god has just been engaged, and will be getting married tomorrow.

Alas, the Lord God died in the Great Wall of Daxia.

This is too abrupt.

Naturally, you will feel that humans have tampered with it.

Lin Fan originally wanted to explain, but after thinking about it, it seemed that explanation was useless.

He simply said: "Okay, okay, tomorrow I will throw a cup as a sign, you go first, I'm so sleepy."

"Okay, young master, have a good rest. Tomorrow... we will avenge the Lord God!"

the next day.

Half past nine in the morning.

There was still half an hour until the funeral.

Lin Fan pushed a huge wooden box to the conference hall that had been converted into a mourning hall, and said to the soldiers who were cleaning: "You all should go out!"

Although the soldiers were puzzled, this was the commander-in-chief's order, and they immediately left.

After all the soldiers left, Lin Fan closed the door and said to the box, "Okay, you can come out now."

"boom!"

Chione opened the lid of the box and climbed out.

She looked at the mourning hall, which was hung with white cloth and solemn and mourning, and then at the huge black and white photo hanging on the wall.

The voice, face and smile are lifelike.

Coupled with the sad music, Chione felt a little sad in her heart.

Chione nodded with satisfaction: "You humans are interested, my funeral is not bad."

"A funeral in the God Realm is much better than I imagined." Chione looked out the window and added.

Outside the window, people had already arrived from all over the country, densely packed, holding wreaths, wearing black cloths and white scarves on their heads.

Some were holding black-and-white photos of Chione, and some had even begun to burn paper money.

The cry is pitiful, which is called a sincere feeling.

"Chione, what will happen to our refrigerator if you die? Wuwuwu..."

"From now on, we will have to pay hundreds more yuan in electricity bills every month, wuwuwu..."

The main theme is a simple folk custom.

In fact, Chione, whom they mourned, was standing by the window, admiring the people weeping.

A citizen was burning paper. When he looked up, he suddenly saw a familiar figure standing behind a window. His face suddenly turned pale: "I, I seem to be crying and hallucinating!"

In the auditorium, Lin Fan urged in a deep voice: "You're welcome, mother, go in, the makeup artist will be here soon."

Chione happily ran to the high platform and looked at the ice coffin: "Then I'll go in and lie down first!"

"Yes." Lin Fan nodded: "When the time comes, I will throw the cup as a sign of honor. If I throw the cup, you can just come out."

"good

. Chione turned around her graceful figure wearing a bright red shroud, which was actually a bright red dowry: "I now have a real body... Your father will definitely be surprised later." "

"Okay, stop talking, I'll go in first...wait, I'm so hungry," Chione was about to lie down in the ice coffin when she suddenly touched her belly.

In order to avoid being discovered that she was still alive, she didn't go to the restaurant this morning and kept waiting in the dormitory.

During this period, I also learned to use Douyin, and all I saw was about my own funeral. People hung up photos of themselves at home, lit incense, and showed spontaneous mourning.

This made Chione very happy, but she couldn't take a bite because of it.

"What's there to eat..." Chione sat in the ice coffin and looked around, then her eyes lit up.

There is really something to eat.

Human beings are so considerate. They put several large plates of food in front of the ice coffin for fear of being hungry.

Chione happily took two apples and some snacks, hiding them on her body while eating them.

Lin Fan quickly said: "Well, this is a tribute..."

oh? In your human world, can’t tribute be eaten? Chione scratched her head. Back then, she often ate the tributes offered to her by believers.

Lin Fan explained: "Of course you can't eat it. How can anyone eat tribute? Eating it would be disrespectful to the deceased."

"That's okay, I am the deceased. This is the tribute given to me. I forgive me." Chione was lying in the ice coffin, and there was a rustling sound of tearing off snack packaging bags.

"Then eat secretly while you are eating. Don't get caught." Lin Fan warned, then opened the door of the auditorium and said to the soldiers outside: "Continue cleaning and call the makeup artist."

The soldier in charge of the preparations was stunned for a moment: "It's strange, why the tributes feel less... I'll get some more."

The makeup artist came immediately.

"Trouble, please dress her up better." Lin Fan said.

"Don't worry." The makeup artist looked at Chione in the ice coffin. Chione, who was stealing snacks, immediately became motionless.

"It's strange, her complexion is so good..." The makeup artist frowned and turned to Lin Fan: "Wait a minute, why is there chocolate at the corner of her mouth?"

While the makeup artist turned his head, Chione quickly chewed a few times, swallowed it, and put on a peaceful smile again.

Lin Fan: "..."

"Just watch it transform. I'll leave this to you." After Lin Fan finished speaking, he turned and went to the Supreme Command Center, where the gods of Daxia were also busy.

Before entering, I heard Wang Hu's howling cry.

"woo woo woo woo……"

Chione's death was the hardest for him.

Gongshu Ming on the side comforted him: "It's okay. I just can't drink Chione. I'll catch a few main gods for you later and let you drink slowly."

"No, that's not what I mean! Although Chione is delicious, but..." Wang Hu said sadly: "She is also my wife. In fact, she is not that bad..."

Wang Hu fell in love with Chione.

Even if it's just for one night.

At the beginning, Wang Hu was indeed a bit hostile to Chione and looked down upon.

The reason for agreeing to Lin Fan was because of the establishment of diplomatic relations between Daxia and Lindong, as well as the delicious drink.

But after one day of contact, Wang Hu found that the Chione people were not bad.

He is considerate and even cares about whether his mouth is cold or frozen, and whether he wants something hot to drink.

Wang Hu has never been cared about so much.

I just didn't expect that I was getting married tomorrow, and my fiancée suddenly passed away today!

Seeing Lin Fan coming, he immediately cursed in a tearful tone: "Lin Fan, it's all your fault! It was obviously you who found it for me, but one day,...

Die without getting married? I said at that time that I didn't want to, I didn't want to, but you wanted to make me suffer! "

"Oh, I don't want to either." Lin Fan looked at Wang Hu's white clothes, and then said: "It's not good for you to wear this clothes. In this case, you wear this."

Wearing a bright red Tang suit with a small flower on the chest and a red note: "Groom".

Wang Hu yelled: "Do you think I'm stupid? No one wears this for a funeral! Chione is already dead, and those who don't know think I'm going to get married!"

Lin Fan said: "I just think Chione would definitely like to see you wearing this."

Wang Hu was stunned for a moment, his eyes were a little red, but he still took the red Tang suit from Lin Fan's hand, but still said coldly: "Let's have a dark marriage...Lin Fan, anyway, we have formed a good relationship. ! I didn’t like Chione very much, but you forced me to get married. Now I finally have a good impression of Chione. Chione is dead again! I heard that you were the one who killed her!"

"You and I are inseparable!"

"When the funeral is over, I must deal with you properly!"

"Okay, okay." Lin Fan nodded nonchalantly, "You put on your clothes, we're ready to leave."

Ten o'clock in the morning.

"boom!"

boom!

The Great Wall of the North, the roar of cannons!

Like a giant dragon wailing.

This is standard for a state funeral.

Outside the Great Wall in the North, people who came to worship were already crowded, holding paper money in their hands, and some even carrying wreaths.

"Everyone." Mr. Jin held the microphone in the auditorium, and his voice echoed throughout the Great Wall of the North, "Chionee's funeral officially begins now."

"First of all, let me give a speech."

Jin Lao sighed, turned around and looked at the ice coffin, and then sighed: "Chione is Daxia's loyal comrade-in-arms. As a god, she may have failed, but she was the first to fight with Daxia..."

The atmosphere was solemn, everyone's eyes were heavy, and even the gods of winter who were preparing to rebel listened quietly.

Perhaps because their faith is rapidly collapsing, the auras of these gods of winter are slightly disordered, and the glory on their bodies is a bit dimmer than before.

suddenly.

"Rustling."

"Rustling."

There was a slight sound, as if someone was tearing open a snack bag.

Although slight, it was very jarring in this silent occasion.

Mr. Jin stopped his speech, looked around with a serious look, and said coldly: "Anyway, this is Chione's funeral. Please take it seriously."

"She is the first god to establish diplomatic relations with us, and she is also the main god who led the Winter Temple to join us."

"Please show the most basic attitude and the most basic respect for Chione, and don't do anything in private."

Everyone looked around with reproachful eyes, but no one was eating snacks.

Mr. Jin continued his speech: "Today, I stand here with a heavy heart to say goodbye..."

"Crunch."

"Crunch."

It seemed like someone was chewing an apple, and there was even a sweet smell of apples.

Old Jin glanced around again with an ugly expression, but still didn't say anything and continued his speech.

Some of the winter gods were trembling with anger, gritting their teeth and whispering: "Humans have gone too far!"

"You don't even have the most basic respect for the Lord God!"

"The Blood Demon is just here in his groom's clothes, but there are people eating snacks and apples. Is this worthy of the Lord God!"

"If you ask me, they must have killed the Lord God!"

Lin Fan: "..."