Myth Invasion: I Kill the Gods on Earth
Chapter 1390 Lu Bu steals a horse
Lin Fan patted Mr. Jin on the back to calm down: "Old Jin, I'm not telling you, your reaction is too great, at least you are too..."
"Did I react too much? Is my reaction too big?" Jin Lao pointed at Chione: "Didn't you say she was dead? Good guy, I saw her waving to me as soon as I came in. I almost thought she was coming to pick me up. Got it!"
Lin Fan corrected him in a low voice: "What I said is that Chione, the god of winter, is dead."
"Isn't she the God of Winter?"
Lin Fan shook his head: "No, she is human now. Just like us."
Jin Lao was stunned for a moment and looked at Chione.
The eyes that exuded divine light were no longer bright, but black and white.
The divine power that pervaded his body also disappeared, and instead he felt a little approachable.
"Human?" Mr. Jin frowned. .đź…†.
Lin Fan quickly explained: "That's it, [Winter] backfired, and her godhead and soul were almost frozen. I could only do some surgery on her soul, cut off the godhead, give up her divinity, and reshape her body." human nature……"
Lin Fan briefly explained the ins and outs.
Jin Lao looked in disbelief: "So, Chione, the main god of winter, has now become a human?"
"Yes." Lin Fan smiled: "Now she is in the winter of Daxia."
"What a shame..." Mr. Jin muttered, but then he laughed: "I didn't expect that when Daxia builds gods, those who become gods can only become gods in the flesh."
"Now there is actually a way to turn gods into humans!"
"Haha, if those gods knew...how dare they say anything about claiming to be noble!"
Mr. Jin also realized the horror of this matter!
But then, Mr. Jin looked strange and said: "You didn't tell me earlier, we are all ready, the photos are hung up, the funeral hall is also decorated..."
Chione looked at the black and white photo,
The voice, face and smile are lifelike.
It always feels weird.
Especially the tombstone, which not only has a two-inch photo, but also a brief introduction to Chione's life.
Outside the window, you can still faintly hear bursts of sorrow and joy. The soldiers are rehearsing the funeral. You can even hear the mournful cries of the gods of winter.
Chione was silent for a long time: "Would it be impolite if I didn't die for a while?"
"You can't blame me." Lin Fan spread his hands: "I'm talking about the death of Chione, the main god of winter. Besides, if the people of Great Xia hadn't known the news and called for Chione, she would have died. I can’t feel the anchor point either. Isn’t she really dead?”
Mr. Jin showed his teeth and said a little angry: "Aren't you lying to the people?"
In fact, it's not Lin Fan's fault.
There are no believers in Daxia, so there is no devout faith.
And besides faith.
Missing is the most reliable connection.
If Lin Fan chose not to disclose the information or explain more, the people would not mourn Chionee together, and Chionee, who was on the verge of losing control, would not be anchored by the anchor of human nature, and she would really be dead.
That is deceiving the people.
Lin Fan chose to make the news public, and the people believed it to be true. In mourning, Chione would not die.
That is also deceiving the people.
Alas, a dead end!
"What can I do? No matter what choice I make, I will lie to the people!" Lin Fan looked helpless: "I can only choose the one who can keep Chione! I can't watch her die!"
Chione's eyes were red, and her voice was so moved that her voice trembled: "What a filial child, you don't hesitate to deceive 140,000 compatriots for me."
Lin Fanxin asked where on earth did you get so many dramas.
"Then what should we do now? The funeral has been officially announced, the mourning hall has been set up, the soldiers have rehearsed, and the ice coffin has been pulled over, waiting for Chione to lie in it!"
"The common people also spontaneously built mourning halls, and every household spontaneously bid farewell to Chione!"
"Shang Weitian is better. He originally wore a best man uniform and sang on the live broadcast to collect money from members. When he heard that Chione was gone, he directly restarted the live broadcast and took the lead in mourning, and collected another wave of money from members!" Jin Laoyi He looked very worried, "Now that the people have paid their share of the money, we are just waiting for the banquet to begin. How will you explain it later? This can be considered a crime of fraud!"
Lin Fan: "..."
Chione whispered from the side: "If it doesn't work, should I die?"
Otherwise it would be embarrassing.
"Damn it!" Lin Fan glared at Chione, "I finally rescued you, why should I die!"
Chione was moved again: "My filial son, are you really reluctant to let me go?"
Lin Fan scratched his head a little irritably.
Let's talk about this matter, say it's big or small.
After all, Chione is not dead, which is a good thing.
But the key issue is that everything has been announced, and Shang Weitian’s people have collected all the money...
"Shang Weitian moved too fast. Let me ask him what remedies he has. He has the most ideas." Lin Fan said and called Shang Weitian.
It's very noisy over there.
Sorrows, joys, cries, a whole lot.
"Lin Fan, woo woo woo, your mother is gone, woo woo woo, I feel so sad...Have you guys seen this? The commander-in-chief called. He just lost his mother. He was crying on the other side of the phone. Yes, those of you who haven’t paid your dues should hurry up! Hey, on behalf of my filial son, I would like to thank my eldest brother for the big rocket!" Shang Weitian took the opportunity to ask for another wave of gifts.
"Don't get excited yet," Lin Fan said to Shang Weitian: "Find a place where it is convenient to talk."
"Okay, it's time to talk. Let me tell you, your mother is dead... Of course, it's not very good. But this money is enough for our military expenses for half a year. When you have time, you can go to the God Realm to know more. A few! Think about it, Mom, you can’t take this thing with you whether you live or die, and if one of you dies in exchange for half a year’s military expenses, it won’t be a loss! The more, the merrier!”
Shang Weitian was very excited and said in an excited tone: "If it doesn't work out, you take me to the God Realm and I will also wholesale a few..."
Lin Fan interrupted: "Now there is a problem, Chione is not dead."
"Ah? She's not dead? I've taken all the money from my family, how could she not be dead? How could she not be dead!" Shang Weitian's tone suddenly became tense.
But then, Shang Weitian said excitedly: "That's great! If the funeral is changed to a resurrection ceremony, I can collect another wave of money from the members, and everyone will celebrate Chione's resurrection!"
"This is a miracle!"
"Okay, let's not talk about it for now. I will continue to collect the money from the funeral, otherwise it will be too late when she is resurrected! Then it will be the next batch!"
After all, this black-hearted businessman has stretched out his sickle against his own people.
Lin Fan hung up the phone, and Mr. Jin immediately said: "What did Shang Weitian say?"
Lin Fan said complicatedly: "He said he could collect another wave of money."
Mr. Jin: "..."
Sure enough, it has to be Shang Weitian.
Within two days, three waves of money could be collected.
Jin Lao sighed: "Do you want the soldiers to rehearse the wedding now? The mourning hall must also hurry up and change it into a wedding venue..."
"Forget it, it's so troublesome to go through all the trouble." Lin Fan sighed: "Let's give Wang Hu a surprise. Then Chione will be resurrected on the spot, so there is no need to explain anything."
"Okay, that's it." After finishing speaking, Mr. Jin turned and left without saying anything else.
This matter was really embarrassing and he didn't know how to handle it.
I really have never experienced it.
Chione felt it was so much fun.
Is this what a day in the life of a human being is?
Wonderful, so wonderful.
In just two days, it felt like I had experienced a lifetime.
From birth to death, he even started a family and had his own child, and the child became so big in an instant.
Even better now, I can watch my own funeral.
Lin Fan just felt so tired. He just wanted to rest now.
But the next moment.
"boom!!"
The hob energy explodes!
Under the Great Wall of the North, a stable built for the Beast Legion collapsed!
"What's going on!" Lin Fan didn't even have time to drink, and went straight out of the window!
Almost at the same time, Lin Fan's left eye glowed red, and he had already seen the scene there.
To put it simply.
Lu Bu stole the horse!
Under the Great Wall of the North, in a collapsed stable.
Lu Bu was sitting in a wheelchair, holding the reins in one hand and a brush in the other.
Next to him are two buckets of paint, one black and one white.
Guan Gong stood opposite him with an ugly expression!
Next to Lu Bu was Red Rabbit, whose lower body was painted with black and white patterns. His face was full of reluctance and begging for help.
"You're good Lu Bu! You don't keep your word!" Guan Gong stared at Lu Bu: "Didn't you give me the red rabbit?"
Lu Bu said coldly: "Don't slander anyone, why have I broken my promise! Just say I didn't give it to you at noon! The whole country can testify for me!"
The second master was speechless for a moment.
He really gave it!
"Then why did you come to steal it!" Er Ye said through gritted teeth.
Lu Bu said confidently: "You are really interesting, and I didn't promise not to steal it! Give it to me, steal it, let's get it right! It's a bit unethical for you to take care of all this!"
I, Lu Bu, will never be morally condemned by others.
Because I have no morals!
The second master was shocked to find that he could not quarrel with him.
But it's obvious that he is the one who is reasonable.
"Don't make excuses!" Er Ye gritted his teeth and said, "Anyway, how dare you come and steal my horse!"
"If I hadn't taken it to Qingdao tonight...ahem, you would have almost stolen it!"
In fact, Lu Bu was also a little embarrassed.
He was really caught in action.
He actually didn't want to be discovered, so he waited until now.
Waiting for an opportunity, an opportunity where Daxia is slightly confused.
Fortunately, the opportunity is coming soon!
Chione, who was getting married tomorrow, suddenly died!
Great news!
When he learned that Chione was dead, Lu Bu was so happy that he ran over to steal the horse.
But Lu Bu was not stupid. He knew that the red rabbit was too eye-catching, so he brought two buckets of paint over to modify it.
"You said what's yours is yours? Look clearly, this is a zebra!" Lu Bu pointed at the red rabbit that was half-painted in black and white: "This doesn't look like a red rabbit at all!"
The second master was furious: "You've only applied half of it, do you really think Guan won't open his eyes?"
Lu Bu argued: "You may think that his upper body looks like a red rabbit, but his lower body is obviously that of a zebra... Yes, this is a cross between a red rabbit and a zebra. Since it is a hybrid, it is normal for each to have its own characteristics!"
The second master's face was gloomy: "The hybrid also has upper and lower body parts? The characteristics are so distinct?"
"If you insist on calling it a red rabbit, will it respond to you if you call it a red rabbit?" Lu Bu snorted coldly.
The second master sneered: "Red Rabbit!"
"Hiss~~~"
"What more can be said!"
Lu Bu: "..."
"There is no other way, then let's grab it!" Lu Bu suddenly smiled ferociously, holding Fang Tian's painted halberd with both hands, pointing directly at the second master: "Are you also going to stop me from looking for Diao Chan!"
"It seems I didn't beat you enough back then! Come on! Let's go one on one this time!"
He was sitting in a wheelchair and was wrapped like a rice dumpling.
But when Fang Tian's painted halberd was held in his hand, the terrifying evil aura continued to move forward!
The second master held the Qinglong Yanyue Sword tightly: "I am really afraid of you! You sit in a wheelchair, how dare you be so arrogant?"
The gods of Daxia who came after hearing the sound couldn't stop them, so they could only dissuade them: "Don't fight! Don't fight!"
Right now.
"You two, don't talk about the other."
Lin Fan flew up from the air and looked at Lu Bu: "You are sitting in a wheelchair, you are not being honest."
"Second Master, you said so too. Do you think you are much better than Lu Bu? Your sword can be broken!"
"How old are you two? Your age plus one is enough to fill a history book. Yet you are still here fighting over disagreements. One is in a wheelchair and the other is carrying a broken knife.
The knife is like a big alliance between the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled. "
As soon as Lin Fan arrived, he knew what was going on.
Apparently Lu Bu was caught stealing a horse.
These two are really good at it. They don't let themselves be idle at all. Just after they saved their mother, they stole horses here.
"Boy, you came just in time!" The second master's face turned red with anger.
In fact, he really didn't dare to take action against Lu Bu. It was because Lu Bu had left such a huge psychological shadow on him.
Seeing Lin Fan coming, he immediately found a step for himself, gritted his teeth and said, "Excuse me, Lu Bu clearly gave me the red rabbit, why did he steal it back again!"
Lin Fan nodded, walked up to Lu Bu, frowned and said, "What's going on? Don't you have a celestial eye?"
"You can't see it." Lu Bu's face was gloomy. "She is indeed hidden. The [insight] in this eye cannot be seen."
"And since I can't see it." Lu Bu tightened his grip on Chi Rabbit's reins: "I still have to rely on Chi Rabbit to find Diao Chan myself!"
"Even if you travel across thousands of rivers and mountains, even if you travel through many planes!"
"I also want to find Diao Chan!"
"for……"
Seeing that the four-character mantra was about to come out, Lin Fan quickly interrupted Lu Bu's spell: "Wait! In fact, there is a better way!"
"What can we do?" Lu Bu frowned.
Lin Fan comforted him in a soft voice: "Have you ever heard that Jianghu is not just about fighting and killing, but about human relationships?"
"I've never heard of it." The reckless Lu Bu shook his head.
If he had heard of it, it wouldn't be Lu Bu.
"No matter how fast you find one person, you can't find it faster than a group of people." Lin Fan didn't show off, and said directly: "Let me ask you, you and Guan Yu..."
Lu Bu smiled proudly: "Of course I am stronger! I, Lu Fengxian of Xiliang, have nothing to fear!"
As he said that, he rocked the wheelchair and wanted to go up and do it!
I, Lu Fengxian, have been doing things all my life, and that’s it!
Although we are old friends, I, Lu Fengxian, dared to kill even my father for Ma. If I turn my back on him and refuse to recognize him, what does Guan Yu mean to me! You dare to take my horse?
Lin Fan: "..."
"I'm asking, who of you two has more friends?" Lin Fan asked in a deep voice.
Lu Bu scratched his head: "It should be Guan Yu..."
During this time, Lu Bu made many good friends in the God Realm who were both at odds with each other.
But Lu Bu actually knew what was going on.
How can his ability to make friends be compared to Guan Yu's?
This is the god of friendship!
Even in the divine world, some gods use the statue of Guan Gong as a sworn object! Some gods even offer incense sticks to Er Ye every day!
In fact, Guan Gong's pretentious story is so shocking that it can be called the embodiment of loyalty. Even in the divine world, many gods admire him.
Coupled with Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Zilong's connections... Especially Liu Bei, he is another god of making friends!
"When all three brothers wake up, plus that Zilong...if you don't hand over Chitu, then the four of them will definitely form a team to snatch it!"
"But if you return Red Rabbit to Guan Yu, Guan Yu will owe you a favor and will definitely find Diao Chan for you!"
"You also know, Guan Yu Zhongyi!"
"And since Guan Yu is looking for Diao Chan, then Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, Zhao Zilong... won't they also have to devote themselves to looking for Diao Chan for you?"
"Not to mention Zhang Fei and Zhao Zilong, you should know just Guan Yu's way of making friends. Of course, I am talking about when he is humble... If he goes to the God Realm, he will definitely have countless brothers!"
"Let's talk about Liu Bei. He has good friends everywhere, benevolence and justice first, and bursts into tears when he is in trouble. With such terrible methods, if he goes to the God Realm, he can at least become a main god!"
"If they help you find it, wouldn't it be much faster than if you were to find it alone?"
Lin Fan looked at Lu Bu.
Although Lu Bu was not very smart, he had to admit that Lin Fan was right.
Lin Fan patted Lu Bu on the shoulder: "Of course, I won't force you, you make your own choice."
This is a choice.
Choose the horse that fights side by side with him, depends on each other for life and death, and is as close as brothers, or choose Diao Chan.
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