My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

Unfortunately, Hashima Seisuke's current drinking capacity is extremely bad.

The senior sister supported her chin with her right hand and suddenly asked:

"What does one plus two equal?"

"I know." Li Xiang raised her hand to answer, and said crisply, "It's equal to three."

“Whose face is on the 10,000 yen?”

"Fukuzawa Yukichi."

"What is fifty thousand times eighty thousand?"

"Hey..."

Li Xiang clasped her fingers and hesitated to answer.

Hashima Seisuke shook his head and replied: "It's four billion."

"A lot." Xiao Lixiang opened her eyes wide, a little confused, "Did Onii-chan miscalculate?"

"When you have questions, you should verify it yourself." The senior looked at Rixiang, her green-white fingers gently circling the black hair beside her ears, "Go and use a calculator to do some calculations."

"I'll get the calculator."

Watching the little Loli running up the stairs, the senior's right leg began to shake quickly, with a flush of excitement on her face.

"Junior-kun, do you think Sawamura-san is a short-breasted loser with a very troublesome personality?"

"Yes..." Hashima Kiyosuke subconsciously agreed, then covered his forehead with his right hand, took a breath, and said slowly, "No."

Although her head was a little dizzy, she was not stupid yet. If Yinglili found out that she was a very troublesome short-breasted loser, she would ignore her for at least a week!

As the saying goes, one speaks the truth after drinking, but most of the truths spoken are not good words, so there is the idiom "drunk gaffe"!

The senior asked: "Really?"

"no."

Hashima Seisuke gradually stabilized, but fortunately he didn't drink much wine, so he wouldn't make a drunken gaffe.

"You can actually tell lies with your eyes open." The senior shook her legs slightly and said in a slightly disappointed tone, "It looks like you are not drunk."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu suddenly turned her eyes, half-leaned on Hashima Kiyosuke's shoulder, raised the drink in her hand, and breathed softly: "Junior, can you take another sip?"

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

Knowing that he would get drunk if he drank too much, he deliberately poured alcohol on him, which was obviously a bad intention!

"Just take a sip and that's it."

The senior sister spoke softly and looked earnestly.

Looking at the evil smile on his senior sister's face, Hashima Kiyosuke shook his head decisively:

"Don't drink."

At this moment, the senior looked like the evil witch in medieval fairy tales. The thing in her hand was not soju, but an evil potion that could turn people into toads.

"Isn't it enough for me, junior, to be obedient?" Senior Sister sighed, "Why do you have to cause me trouble?"

The sinister girl unscrewed the bottle cap, took a sip of wine, then put her hands around Hajima Seisuke's neck and came closer.

The lips met, and the cool wine flowed into the mouth.

Hajima Kiyosuke opened his eyes wide and stared at his senior sister's eyes in stunned silence. For a moment, he forgot to even struggle and resist, and a sentence appeared in his mind in a daze.

A bunch of kids from Nancun bullied me into being old and weak... This script is wrong!

It was obvious that he was bullying his senior sister due to his drunkenness, so why did he become the target of bullying?

It’s so deceiving!

The living room suddenly became quiet, as if time had stopped at this moment.

Eyes facing each other.

The senior sister blinked her eyes and stared at each other quite boldly, with no intention of closing them.

I don’t know how long it took, but the senior sister finally turned her head and ended her evil behavior. She raised her right hand and wiped her wet lips with the back of her hand. Her pretty face was as red as fire.

"Well, it tastes good... Did you drink it all, Junior-kun?"

Hajima Kiyosuke frowned, his cheeks also turning red due to the rising alcohol: "...Drink it."

"Ha ha ha ha ha--"

The senior raised her hand to cover her pink lips and let out a happy laugh that sounded like the evil witch had successfully hunted.

"Junior, my feet are sore." The senior raised her feet. Her right leg, wrapped in black stockings, was slender and slender. She stretched it directly in front of Hajima Kiyosuke, "Help me squeeze my feet."

Hashima Seisuke paused for two seconds, held the senior's feet, and began to provide foot massage.

"My strength is too low, please be stronger."

"..."

"It's too big, it hurts a little."

"..."

"Good, that's it."

Seeing Hajima Kiyosuke obediently and getting everything he asked for, the smile on the senior sister's face became even more joyful.

Last semester, I was a guest in Seisuke Hashima's apartment. I drank plum wine given by the cow girl next door. For the first time, I learned that Seisuke Hashima is easily drunk. After drinking, he is quite obedient and won't resist if he is manipulated. Now I met him. Naturally, Kasumigaoka Shiyu didn't want to miss the opportunity.

"Junior, you like silk stockings very much." Senior sister moved her toes and supported her chin with her right hand, "Would you like to give you stockings as a gift later?"

Hashima Kiyosuke was silent for a moment: "...Yes."

"Heh, man."

I usually say no, but now I finally say what I mean, right?

"If you want stockings, you have to sign them first." The senior took the notebook, wrote a few lines, and then handed the pen to Seisuke Hajima, "Here, sign this deed of betrayal."

Hajima Kiyosuke looked at the paper and frowned slightly: "...a contract of betrayal?"

"Ah, that's the wrong word." The senior sister said with a smile, "It's a stockings gift agreement, don't read it, just write your name quickly."

Hajima Seisuke took the pencil handed to him by his senior sister and subconsciously signed his name.

"I've been practicing calligraphy very well recently." The senior sister took the contract and nodded with satisfaction, "My calligraphy looks good even when I'm drunk."

"etc……"

Hajima Kiyosuke reacted belatedly and wanted to get the deed of betrayal back.

"It's already too late." Senior sister folded up the contract of betrayal, put it in her notebook, and said, "Junior, please remember to call me master when no one is around."

"...Don't shout."

Hashima Seisuke covered his forehead with his right hand and tried to stand up, "I'm going to the bathroom to wash my face."

His current state seemed to be drunk but not drunk. He had not yet reached the point where he could not tell the difference between east, west and north, but his reaction was much slower than usual.

"We'll go back later. What should you do if you feel dizzy while walking and fall down?" The senior sister stretched out her hands and hugged Hashima Seisuke's neck, preventing him from washing his face. A splash of cold water might give him a drunken buff. It will disappear, "Junior-kun, you still remember the bunny girl uniform we bought at the aquarium last time, right?"

"Remember."

"Do you want me to wear it for you again?"

"think."

When you are drunk, you will always speak your mind subconsciously. This is the so-called drunken gaffe.

"Junior, if you want to see it, just call me master." Senior sister chuckled, "As long as you call me master, I will wear it for you to see."

Hajima Kiyosuke struggled with his expression, trying his best to fight against his instincts.

Senior sister came close to Hajima Seisuke's ear and whispered: "As long as you call me master, you can not only wear the bunny girl uniform, but also choose other uniforms. You will not lose anything, junior."

Hashima Kiyosuke's sitting posture was still upright, but unfortunately his eyes were not as clear as usual. He was silent for a moment, frowned and whispered: "...Master."

"Hehehehe." The senior sister's smile became more and more joyful, her eyes burning with a scarlet light like a little devil, "Sure enough, boys are all uniform control, just a junior, don't even think of escaping from my grasp... shout again Owner."

"Owner."

"Not enough, shout again." The senior sister excitedly took out her mobile phone, "I want to record it."

Hajima Kiyosuke frowned slightly, remained silent for a moment, and suddenly reached out to wrap his arms around his senior's slender and soft waist.

"Hey, Junior-kun?"

The senior sister held Hajima Seisuke's chest with her right hand. She was a little panicked, and her eyes suddenly turned fierce. Could it be that the drunkenness was over and she had sobered up?

"what you do?"

"..."

Hajima Seisuke didn't answer, but suddenly lowered his head and kissed his senior sister's lips.

This time it was not a prank-like drinking, but a strong and domineering counterattack. It was different from the gentle and delicate one on the beach vacation. The kiss at this moment was quite rough, but there was an indescribable excitement in it. The senior sister's eyelashes trembled slightly, and she was very I couldn't hold it any longer, so I closed my eyes shyly.

I don’t know how long it took.

"Wow——"

The little Loli's panicked exclamation suddenly sounded.

The senior sister suddenly opened her eyes and hurriedly pushed Hajima Seisuke away. Her pretty face turned red and hot, and she gasped: "It's Rika... Rika is down."

"Sister, don't worry about me." Little Loli raised her hand to cover her eyes, her fingers wide open, "You and Oni-chan can continue."

The senior raised her hand to wipe her lips and couldn't help but complain: "Sorry, I'm not that horny yet."

It’s okay if there’s no one around. You can just close your eyes and let him bully you for a while. Now that Rika is down, how can he continue!

Hajima Seisuke licked his lips. He had mostly woken up from the wine, but he was still a little dizzy.

"Hurry up." Senior sister grabbed his wrist and pulled Hajima Seisuke to the bathroom. "Hurry up and wash your face!"

Go into the restroom.

Hashima Seisuke held a handful of cold water in both hands and rubbed his face vigorously. The cold water vapor quickly dissipated the remaining dizziness.

"Junior, have you sobered up?"

"Wake up." Hashima Kiyosuke pointed at the washstand, "Come here and lie down."

The matter is not over yet. It’s just that I accidentally drank the wrong drink. I actually drank wine on purpose. After drinking, I just tolerated pinching my legs. I actually still have a contract to sell myself, and I even asked myself to call myself the master. You are the one who goes the extra mile!

"Tsk, man." The senior clasped her hands on her chest and complained mercilessly, "Sure enough, all the sweet words are lies. Once a creature like a man succeeds, he will immediately reveal the true face of domestic violence."

The senior sister stepped back while speaking venomously.

Unfortunately, he was too slow and failed to avoid Hashima Seisuke's attack range. He was directly hugged by Hashima Seisuke.

"R-Rika is still here."

The senior sister quickly supported Hajima Kiyosuke's chest.

"It doesn't matter." Hashima Seisuke had no intention of letting go, "Just let Rika go back to the room."

"..."

The senior sister was about to speak when a cough suddenly sounded behind the two of them.

"Ahem."

Hajima Seisuke and his senior trembled together, and quickly separated as if struck by lightning.

"Dad?" The senior sister took two steps back, stretched out her hands to straighten the folds on her skirt, her pretty face turned red, and she showed a rare expression of shame, "Are you back from get off work?"

Looking at the senior's father, who was wearing a suit and had a calm expression, Hajima Seisuke felt cold sweat falling down his back. His anger level was instantly cleared, and he bent down and saluted: "Uncle, good evening."

Fortunately, I have met my senior’s father several times, otherwise my head would be in a different place now!

The senior's father responded calmly, obviously not in a good mood.

Any father would probably not be happy if he saw his little cabbage taken away.

"Is it Kiyosuke?"

A gentle and pleasant voice rang out, "I heard Rixiang talk about you."

Standing next to the senior's father was a tall and beautiful woman with long hair reaching her waist. She was obviously the senior's mother. Her natural beauty was indeed inherited from her parents.