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Go to the living room.

"Onii-chan, let's watch a movie together?" Xiao Lixiang looked up and said expectantly, "I haven't finished watching the movie just now."

"Forget it." Hajima Seisuke twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, not wanting to watch a horror movie at all, "Just watch TV... put your snacks away."

"Hey, Onii-chan, aren't you going to eat?"

"If you eat any more, you won't be able to eat senior sister's cooking."

The little Loli then put away the snacks, hugged the plastic storage box, and ran to the room. After a while, she came back with a thick and heavy book in her arms.

"Onii-chan." Rika's face was flushed, like a little thief stealing peaches and offering treasures. She knelt down on the sofa and quietly bit her ear, "Let me show you this."

"What is it?"

Hashima Kiyosuke looked curiously.

"It's a photo album."

Rika sat next to Hajima Seisuke and opened the photo album. The first photo was of her senior, Tsunguo.

Not only was she not wearing any clothes, she was holding a bottle in her mouth and was drinking milk.

Continuing to flip through the photo album, there are photos of my senior sister when she was in kindergarten. The color has turned slightly yellow. She has had the long, straight black hair she has today since she was in kindergarten, and her goddess style has been revealed since she was a child.

"This is my sister who is in elementary school." Rika continued to scroll back, "It's cute, isn't it?"

Hajima Kiyosuke's eyes softened and he said softly:

"so cute."

The senior sister in the photo is carrying a red oversized schoolbag and a little yellow hat on her head. She still has baby fat on her face that has not yet dissipated. She has snow-white skin and big, round eyes, clear and bright. She looks super cute and cute. It’s a pity. Nowadays, the senior sister has nothing to do with cuteness!

Senior sister is now the flower of the high mountains, the snow girl of Toyosaki, the queen of poisonous tongue, the dark girl, the dark girl, and the big-breasted monster. She has more and more labels on her body, but her cute expression has quietly disappeared without a trace. Maybe this is how she grows up. The price has been paid.

"This is a photo of my sister from a summer festival when she was a child..."

I originally thought that the elementary school girl was the cutest, but Rika turned back and saw the little school girl wearing a yukata.

She has wooden clogs on her feet, her long black hair is pulled up into a bun, she is holding a red candy apple in her right hand, and a bag of goldfish in her left hand. There are brilliant fireworks in the sky... In short, she is super cute.

Hajima Seisuke couldn't help but take out his mobile phone and silently took the photo.

It was the first time I saw such a cute senior from the Loli era. If I didn’t take a photo and save it, I would always feel more uncomfortable than missing out on 100 million.

Based on this photo alone, this photo album is a priceless treasure. Even if the asking price is 100,000 yen, there are many people willing to snap up it!

"There's more." Rika flipped the album back and quickly turned to another photo. She raised her little hand to cover her mouth, "Onii-chan, can you guess why onee-sama is crying?"

Hajima Kiyosuke looked down and saw that the senior in the photo was still in her lolita stage, wearing white stockings on her feet, sitting on the ground like a duck, wearing pajamas, her little face was full of crimson, and her mouth was a wavy line of grievances , the wine-red eyes were filled with hazy mist.

"Any tips?"

Hajima Kiyosuke asked in a low voice.

Just relying on a photo without cause and effect, even if Sherlock Holmes came, he would not be able to analyze why the senior sister was in tears.

"Well..." Lixiang blinked, covering her mouth with her right hand, biting her ear quietly, "This is a photo of my sister when she just got up in the morning."

Hashima Kiyosuke thought for a few seconds: "Senior, you overslept and missed school time?"

"Onii-chan guessed it wrong." Rika shook her head and swung her short legs happily, "Guess again."

"Auntie forces senior to eat green peppers?"

"It's not green peppers, although my sister really doesn't like green peppers."

"Can not guess."

Hajima Kiyosuke shook his head and admitted defeat.

"Huh huh huh." Rika covered her mouth and hummed proudly, "I heard it was onee-sama who wet the bed..."

"Ha ha ha ha ha--"

A low and terrifying laughter suddenly sounded behind the two of them.

"Eh? Onee-sama?" Rika was startled and hid directly in Hajima Seisuke's arms, "Why did you come out of the kitchen secretly and silently?"

"There is no sneaking." The senior sister clasped her hands on her chest and looked down condescendingly. There was a terrifying scarlet light flickering in her eyes, and her face turned into a terrifying smile. "When you were looking at the photo, I was fair and aboveboard. He’s coming over here.”

Hashima Seisuke hugged Rika and said seriously:

"I didn't hear anything just now."

If you laugh at your senior sister for wetting the bed in elementary school, you will definitely not see the sun tomorrow!

"I was working hard in the kitchen cooking, but I was having a lot of fun."

"...Senior, hand."

Kasumigaoka Shiu tilted her head, pinched Hashima Seisuke's ear with her right hand, and said casually: "What's wrong with your hand?"

Hajima Seisuke silently replied: "It's an honor for you to pinch me."

After confiscating the photo album, Kasumigaoka Shiyu snorted, gritted her silver teeth and said, "The omelette rice is ready, go and wash your hands."

"Many thanks."

Hashima Seisuke came out after washing his hands. The senior had already brought the omelette rice to the table. It looked very good. I guess the senior had indeed practiced cooking during this time.

Of course, it has something to do with how easy it is to make omelette rice. The teacher in the home economics class specifically taught omelette rice, and even Zhaili can make it.

"I'm gonna start now."

Hashima Seisuke picked up the chopsticks and took a bite of the omelette rice.

"How is the taste?"

The senior sister sat at the table, supporting her chin with her right hand, and asked casually.

"tasty."

Hajima Seisuke answered simply.

In name, I’m asking for other people’s opinions, but in fact the answer has already been limited. If you dare to say that it’s not delicious, your feet will be stepped on immediately!

"How delicious is it?"

The senior sister raised her lips and asked softly.

Hashima Seisuke's expression was serious: "It's so delicious that I can remember it for a lifetime and will never forget it."

"Ninety-five points, barely passed." The senior snorted slightly and gave the score. "Not even tears filled my eyes. It's completely unconvincing."

It's just a mouthful of omelette rice, but you actually ask for it to burst into tears. You are clearly forcing someone to make things difficult for you!

"Onii-chan, I want to eat too!"

Lixiang laid her hands on the table, looking expectantly. She had obviously had dinner and had just eaten a lot of snacks. When she heard the word "delicious", she still wanted to eat.

Hajima Seisuke picked up the spoon and gave the little loli a bite.

"Hmm..." Rika puffed her cheeks and said vaguely, "It feels like usual. It's not as delicious as Oni-chan's cooking."

As long as you know the truth, don’t tell it!

Three minutes later.

"...I've finished eating."

Hashima Seisuke put down his chopsticks and sighed softly.

"Okay, so fast." Rika opened her eyes wide and said dumbfounded, "Is Onii-chan the Flash?"

Sorry, no, if it were The Flash, he would have circled the earth several times by now!

"Because it was so delicious." Seisuke Hajima picked up a tissue and wiped his mouth, "I ate them all by accident."

"Hey." The senior sister had already taken out her laptop and started typing, "Today it's your turn to wash the dishes."

"give it to me."

Hajima Seisuke did not shirk his responsibility and simply accepted the task.

Only through division of labor and cooperation in housework can long-term cooperation be achieved. The senior sister took the initiative to make omelette rice, and it was natural for her to be responsible for washing the dishes after finishing the meal.

When I came back from washing the dishes, it was already eight o'clock in the evening before I knew it.

The rain was still falling, but it was already showing signs of getting lighter. Hashima Seisuke didn't leave in a hurry. He sat down and waited quietly.

"Onii-chan, let's watch TV together?"

Rika hugged the pillow and sat in Hashima Seisuke's arms.

The senior sister was nestled in another corner of the sofa, typing slowly on the keyboard.

"Buzz buzz."

The phone suddenly vibrated.

Hashima Seisuke took out his mobile phone and saw the message from Ginzi.

"Why isn't it online today?"

It was already the usual time for online battles, and since there was no trace of Hashima Kiyosuke, Ginko naturally wanted to ask.

"I was out……"

Hajima Kiyosuke explained the situation, and a new message popped up.

"Master, I heard that you dated a very European female chess player today... What's the best way to punish Master?"

Hajima Seisuke sweated on his forehead: "It's a shogi exchange, not a relationship!"

Not long after, news about Qingtaki Guixiang was also sent.

"Kyosuke, you haven't gone home yet?"

Being asked about his whereabouts by three girls, Hajima Kiyosuke was a little worried for a while. He finally explained the situation clearly, but a terrible laughter suddenly sounded in his ears.

"Hehehe, inspiration keeps coming out——"

The senior sister stared at the screen, a pale and frightening morbid smile appeared on her pretty face, her fingers were flying, leaving an afterimage on the keyboard. Compared to the slow pace just now, her hand speed increased at least ten times, and the black-wrapped Her slender legs were also shaking rapidly.

“It’s coming, it’s coming, the end of blood is coming——!”

"The protagonist Jun was already at the heroine's house, but he was hooking up with other people in front of the heroine. He was suddenly hit hard on the head. He felt that his vision went dark and the world was spinning. When he woke up again, he found that he was tied up with handcuffs. On the bed, unable to move."

"After shouting for help, the door was slowly pushed open, and a ray of dim light flowed in."

"The heroine lowered her head and covered her eyes with black hair. She walked step by step to the bed and took out a bloody hatchet from behind. Her smile was gentle and sweet... From now on, you can only look at me. , Junior Master!"

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

Creators who fall into a state of fanaticism are indeed terrible. It would be better if their names were not pronounced in the end.

"Don't be afraid, Onii-chan. Sister is always like this, just get used to it." Rika stood up and ran to the refrigerator, opened it, and brought a drink over, "Take a sip of soda to calm down the shock."

Hashima Seisuke took a sip and suddenly felt that the taste was not right.

"Wait, how come..."

Chapter 911 Junior, call me Master

"Hey, Junior-kun?"

Seeing that Hashima Seisuke's expression was not right, the senior took away his laptop and came closer. A faint smell of alcohol hit his nostrils.

The senior took the drink from Hashima Seisuke, sniffed her nose carefully, and quickly confirmed.

"It's actually wine."

Why is there wine in the barley tea? I can only wait until my father comes back to ask. The question now is...

"Junior, are you drunk?"

The senior sister turned her eyes, raised the corners of her pink lips slightly, and showed a happy smile like the Inari god on her face.

"I'm not drunk."

Hashima Seisuke put his hands on his knees, sat upright, and straightened his waist, trying to fight against the dizziness that came over him.

There are people in the world who can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. Naturally, there are people who can drink a glass of beer without getting drunk. There are many people who can't finish a bottle of beer.