My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

Chapter 858: Let the mosquitoes be full of blood, my younger generation.

"Junior, I want to eat grapes."

After coming out of the bathroom, the senior sister quickly started giving orders.

"for you."

Hajima Seisuke brought over the previously washed grapes.

The senior glanced at it and said, "The grapes have skins."

Nonsense, there are no skinless grapes in the world!

Hajima Seisuke silently peeled off the grape skins and handed them to his senior sister.

"Closer."

The senior sister opened her pink lips lightly, bit the grape, and looked at her with disgust: "Well, it's so sour."

These are the grapes you bought yourself. The one you should dislike for sour grapes is you!

"Junior, I'm thirsty. Bring me a bottle of yogurt."

"Junior, my shoulders are so sore..."

"It's enough."

Hashima Seisuke couldn't bear it anymore and was so angry that he wanted to have sex.

It was just a slight burn, not even a burn. He really regarded himself as the master!

The senior sister closed her right eye, ate another grape, and said slowly:

"Tsk, the so-called man, the moment he loses his patience..."

Hashima Seisuke silently raised his right hand.

"it hurts."

your sister! You haven't beaten me yet, it's too early for you to cry out in pain!

The senior sister blinked her eyes, and the joy on her face disappeared, turning into a pitiful and aggrieved expression, "There is a burning pain on my back."

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

It’s only been a summer vacation, but your little girl’s flexibility and flexibility skills have already reached the full level!

"I'm going to buy some spray."

Hajima Kiyosuke sighed and turned around to go out. Out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a slight smile on his senior sister's face.

The smile looks like...the happy expression of successful dog training?

Hashima Seisuke went downstairs to buy scalding spray and came back. The senior had already dried her hair with a hair dryer and was wearing a white shirt.

Seeing Hajima Kiyosuke looking at her, the senior stretched out her hand to grab the hem of the shirt and gently pulled it down, "Junior-kun's shirt is just the right size... The quality seems to be very good, so you don't have to worry about being exposed to animalistic traits. The younger generation suddenly tore it into pieces."

Who needs to tear this kind of thing apart? You can take it off with just one sentence!

Hajima Kiyosuke raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "Take it off."

"Eh?"

"Expose your back and use burn spray on you."

"..."

After finally calming down the troubled senior, Hashima Seisuke returned to the kitchen and started cooking dinner. Kasumigaoka Shiu sat on the sofa, eating grapes and reading the first volume of Hashima Seisuke's new work.

time flies.

Soon it was dinner time.

"Come and wash your hands and eat."

Hashima Seisuke walked to the kitchen door and shouted.

"Um."

The senior sister was sitting on the sofa, supporting her chin with her left hand, and tapping the trackpad of the laptop with her right hand. She looked at the screen seriously and said yes, but her body remained motionless.

"Watch it after eating."

"Eat after reading it." The senior sister said without raising her head, "A light novel that doesn't make readers forget about food and sleep and want to follow it is not a good novel."

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

ten minutes later.

"Before, I was a little worried that the younger generation who had been writing light novels about girls would suddenly change and write shitty works that would dissatisfy fans..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu closed the notebook and exhaled softly, with burgundy eyes. Staring at it, "I didn't expect this light novel by Junior Jun to be unexpectedly exciting... He went back in time and tried to save his girlfriend who died accidentally on the world line, but then failed due to the correction of the world line. It's a story about a man fighting against the whole world. This is the first time I’ve seen it.”

"It's just a whim." Hashima Seisuke shook his head, "The main reason is that the current light novels are too homogeneous."

If you look at the annual light novel sales rankings, you will know that more than half of the top ten are novels about reincarnation in another world, such as Retarded for a Beautiful World, The Sage Slime is the Best in the World, and The Cheating Journey of the Liver-Breaking Engineer , there are two female slaves at the beginning of the max-level Demon King, a super cautious hero who doesn’t go out until he is max-level, and don’t think that I am a MT with a shield. In fact, I am the DPS of the whole team, etc. The rest is a light novel about campus romance. .

There is no way, Japanese light novels have been developing for so many years, and most genres and types have already appeared. Some people always say that there is nothing new, but they never think that most authors are just ordinary people and do not have the ability to create genres.

The senior sister supported her chin with her right hand: "Have you thought of a name for me, junior?"

"not yet."

"I do have a suggestion, I don't know whether to say it or not..."

"Then don't say it."

The senior pretended not to hear, stretched out a green-white jade finger, and shook it gently: "How about calling it "My One Hundred and One Secret Stalkings of My Girlfriend"?"

"Surely such a bad title won't work!"

"How do you know if you haven't tried it?" The senior pursed her pink lips and analyzed the nature of human beings seriously, "Men are all visual creatures. As long as they see words like tailing and insult, they can't help but click on it, right?"

So compared to boys, girls are more completely visual creatures. As long as they look good, nothing else matters!

"Hurry and wash your hands and eat." Hashima Seisuke said with a serious face, "If you don't eat, it will be cold."

…

Had dinner.

Hajima Seisuke started playing chess with Ginko Net. Since he decided to participate in the battle for the title of Dragon King, daily practice is essential.

His study seemed to be inspired by Seisuke Hashima. Didn't he watch TV while shaking his legs and tapping on his laptop, with a fanatical expression on his face from time to time, accompanied by a scalp-numbing laughter? .

All in all, we stayed together peacefully until eleven o'clock in the evening.

"Senior, it's time to go to bed."

Hajima Seisuke rubbed his face and awakened his night owl attribute. The senior sister, who became more energetic as the time got later, rushed into the bedroom, then turned off the chandelier and prepared to sleep.

After a while.

Hajima Kiyosuke was in a daze when he suddenly heard the sound of the door opening softly. It seemed that someone tiptoed in front of him, and then...

"Snapped."

A slight itch on the face.

Hajima Kiyosuke frowned and opened his heavy eyes, just in time to hear the senior sister's soft voice.

"So thick-skinned."

your sister! He stayed up in the middle of the night and sneaked out of the bedroom to beat someone. The stone man was about to get angry!

Hajima Seisuke took a deep breath, grabbed the senior's wrist, and pulled the senior to the sofa.

Making trouble, right?

Now let me know what it means if you don’t seek death, you won’t die!

"Junior, are you awake?"

Finding that she was pressed on her lap again, the senior sister suddenly panicked and said quickly: "I was just checking to see if you were asleep..."

"Snapped!"

The sound of palms and buttocks colliding could be heard clearly in the hazy night.

Don't think that you can get away with just making an excuse. Are there any people like you who check your sleep?

The senior sister trembled and bit her pink lips to remain silent.

Hashima Seisuke became angrier as he thought about it. He raised his right hand and slapped him again: "I'm going to keep you awake."

"Snapped!"

After several slaps in a row, Hajima Kiyosuke finally let go of his anger, and then let go of the suppression on his senior sister, "Next time, it won't be that simple."

"..."

The senior sister quickly stood up and regretted, her pretty face flushed, her feet were a little weak, her eyes were misty and she looked over, gritted her teeth in embarrassment and said: "It's a mosquito! There are mosquitoes in the bedroom, they are buzzing so much that I can't sleep at all... ...Scumbag, don’t go too far!”

"mosquito?"

Hajima Seisuke was startled. When you open the windows for ventilation during the day, mosquitoes may fly in, but you can just call people. Why do you slap people in the face with your hands?

"Why didn't you say anything just now?"

Hashima Kiyosuke suddenly discovered a blind spot.

"..."

The senior sister opened her mouth and turned away from her pretty face: "You bully people without saying a word, and now you have the nerve to ask me?"

"Hurry up and get rid of the mosquitoes!"

…

Hajima Seisuke got up and walked into the bedroom. The laptop was still on. It was obvious that the senior had no intention of sleeping for the time being.

"Where are the mosquitoes?"

Hajima Kiyosuke listened carefully and did not hear the buzzing sound of flying mosquitoes.

"There were indeed mosquitoes just now, otherwise why would I go out?" The senior sister clasped her hands on her chest and gritted her teeth.

The two were silent for a while and waited in silence for a while, but the buzzing sound of flying mosquitoes still did not appear.

"Junior, please take off your clothes."

Just when Hashima Kiyosuke was dozing off, the clear voice of his senior sister suddenly sounded.

"What did you say?"

Hajima Seisuke shook his head and looked blankly.

"Tsk, you actually asked me to order both sides." The senior raised her chin, revealing a slender neck like a swan, and gently moved the toes of her right foot, "Take off all your clothes, leaving nothing behind."

your sister! A man and a woman are alone in the same room, and you actually ask the man to take off his clothes with a look at the goods. Are you Wu Zetian, the queen of the harem of three thousand beauties?

Seeing Hashima Seisuke's serious face, Kasumigaoka Shiu hurriedly said:

"I just remembered a story I read online. It was said that one summer in ancient times, a young man saw that his master was bothered by mosquitoes, so he took off his clothes and stood in the garden. In this way, as long as the mosquitoes sucked his blood, , will not bite his owner."

"The mosquitoes in the Twenty-Four Filial Piety are full of blood?"

Hajima Kiyosuke said subconsciously.

"Hey, the juniors also know?"

Of course you know, the reason why mosquitoes are full of blood is to stop mosquitoes from sucking the blood of their parents. It has nothing to do with the owner. You really never forget to strengthen your identity as the owner!

It's a pity that the mosquito's blood-filled eggs are of no use at all. It can neither move the mosquito nor move God. Instead, it will accidentally contract malaria and end up dying! And taking off his clothes and walking around the house, he looks like an exhibitionist no matter what!

It's just a mosquito bite. Although it is a bit stupid, it is still acceptable. However, the twenty-four filial piety burying children to serve their mothers is really unjustifiable. Throughout the ages, I don't know how many people have criticized this stupid behavior.

"Since the younger generation knows, it's the best." The senior sister sat on the bed, closed one eye, and said in a lazy voice, "Quickly take off your clothes and feed the mosquitoes, and then you can go out to sleep."

"..."

Hashima Seisuke remained silent and reached out to take off his shorts.

"Eh?" Senior sister leaned back slightly and raised her hand to block her body, "Are you really taking off your clothes?"

Hashima Kiyoshi said expressionlessly: