My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"You go to the side." Hashima Kiyosuke was speechless, "I'll see if it's a snake."

"Ah...oh."

Xiaomi's pretty face turned red and she quickly let go of Hashima Seisuke. When she thought that she had just touched something terrible with her hands, Xiaomi's hands and feet became weak. She was even afraid of moths, let alone cold-blooded snakes. It’s not that he meant to give benefits to Hajima Kiyosuke.

"Senior, be careful." Xiao Mi raised his hand to cover his chest and said nervously, "Be sure not to get bitten."

"Yes." Hajima Kiyosuke smiled and said in a gentle voice, "Don't worry, nothing will happen."

Putting aside the low possibility of snakes, even if there were snakes, Hashima Seisuke would not be afraid. When he was a child in the countryside, he often caught snakes.

To be on the safe side, Hajima Seisuke didn't use his hands. He turned around and walked to the balcony to get the clothes stick for drying clothes. Then, keeping a distance, he used the stick to sweep under the sofa.

Two things rolled out quickly.

One of them is naturally the cat massager Zhaili bought this morning, and the other is a colorful torpedo rod.

Xiao Mi opened his eyes wide: "What?"

"It's Fat Orange's toy, and the torpedo rod I bought together with the painted egg." Hajima Seisuke bent down and picked up the two things, "I don't know why it rolled under the sofa... This must be the thing you misunderstood just now, right?" ?”

"Y-should be."

Xiao Mi looked away erratically, and a light blush appeared on her pretty face.

shame!

Super shameful!

I was almost frightened to tears by the cat's toy. If I tell you, I will lose face, right?

Hajima Seisuke turned around and looked: "Did you fall somewhere?"

"No." Xiao Mi shook his head and said goodbye decisively, "I'll borrow the comic book next time, senior, bye!"

"..."

Xiao Mi turned around and went out, reaching out to close the door. Then he breathed a sigh of relief and rubbed his butt with tears in his eyes: "Damn, my butt hurts so much."

I was shocked just now, and my butt hurt when I fell. I would definitely not tell Hajima Seisuke about this kind of thing.

Xiao Mi gritted her silver teeth and supported the wall with one hand, preparing to catch her breath before going home. Suddenly she noticed a shocked look on her.

Turning around, he saw a familiar figure wearing a suit and glasses standing at the corner of the corridor, looking over in shock.

"Brother, brother?!" Xiao Mi opened his eyes wide, and a row of black lines fell on his head, "Brother, listen to my explanation!"

"No need to explain." Taihei Toma raised his hand to push up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, his tone was complex and subtle, "Xiao Mi has grown up."

"..."

Xiaomi's whole body felt bad.

My butt hurts because I fell, not because I did something strange!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

…

Hajima Seisuke walked out of the bathroom after taking a shower and saw a reminder of a new text message on his phone.

Clicking on it, it was a message from Ying Lili.

"You actually used my mother to blackmail me. You went too far today!"

"I was just taking a shower." Hajima Seisuke explained, and then replied, "Aunt Sayuri is not an idiot. Do you think Auntie will be stupid enough to be taken advantage of by me?"

Eiri was sitting at the desk reading the comics she bought today. When she received a message from Seisuke Hashima, she couldn't help but complain: "Who knows what kind of ecstasy soup you poured into your mother."

Even though she said this, Ying Lili knew very well... If her mother was not very satisfied with this girl control, she would not do such a thing.

Of course, the bad taste of seeing his daughter in trouble must have played a large part in this.

My mother is not Yamato Nadeshiko, she is a scheming little devil, and she is also a super fujoshi who likes to read BL books!

"It's true that you and your mother secretly colluded." Ying Lili snorted, "Let's have a caesarean section to apologize."

"This can't be done." Hashima Seisuke said, "Now I can go to your house and apologize."

Ying Lili said: "You can accept the apology through video. You don't need to come in front of me. The breath of the perverted girl can easily activate the alarm bell at the gate."

Hajima Seisuke said: "Okay, prepare a video for acceptance. I just took a shower and didn't wear any clothes."

Ying Lili wrinkled her nose: "I was watching the news yesterday and saw a perverted exhibitionist wandering around. Sure enough, it was you, right?"

Hey, hey, if you don't wear clothes in your own home, you don't count as an exhibitionist! On the contrary, those who use strange telescopes to observe secretly are the voyeurs!

Hashima Seisuke complained: "In a sense, exhibitionists are people who are very confident in themselves."

Eiriri quickly understood what Hashima Seisuke meant, and couldn't help but sigh: "Bah, you perverted girl, I'm calling the police."

Do you know what it means to be ruthless and not talk too much, but start talking about calling the police from the morning? The more times you say it, the less of a deterrent it is!

After chatting with Zari for a while, Hashima Seisuke said: "We will meet at the tram station at nine o'clock tomorrow morning."

"The journey takes about half an hour, so it's not very far."

"Don't be nervous, just have a simple meal and we'll be back in the afternoon."

"Don't talk to yourself, you guy." Ying Lili held her chin with one hand and complained, "Everything you say sounds nice, but if you suddenly visit someone else's house, you will be nervous and ashamed."

Hajima Seisuke said: "If it were you, there would be no shame at all."

Of course you won't be ashamed. Your skin is almost as thick as an explosion-proof shield, and you can't even shoot through it with a bow and arrow!

"Hmph, it will be nine o'clock tomorrow morning, right?" Ying Lili played with the hair beside her ears with her fingers, and raised the corners of her lips slightly, "I understand."

"..."

To actually agree to it so easily, there must be something weird about it, and it’s super strange for Zhaili to not be awkward!

Hajima Seisuke thought for a moment and said, "You won't let me go?"

"Won't."

"You won't suddenly have a cold, fever or stomachache?"

"No Road Race!!" Zhaili showed her little fangs, "I, Yinglili, keep my promise, just wait for me to come over tomorrow."

The more you say this, the more worrying it becomes! You're not being awkward or arrogant, it just means that you are secretly trying to cause trouble!

"Huh huh." Ying Lili held a pencil and tapped the table gently, "What about visiting someone's home? With more people, we can share the firepower, right?"

Chapter 304 Going home to meet parents

It's half past eight in the morning.

After Hashima Seisuke finished getting ready, he turned around and went out. The appointed time was nine o'clock, so there was nothing wrong with arriving early.

When they arrived at the tram stop, there was no sign of Takuri. Hashima Seisuke was not in a hurry. He took out his mobile phone and scrolled through Twitter to pass the time. After a while, he felt a subtle gaze on his back.

Turning around, he saw a girl wearing a pink shirt and a white skirt appearing quietly behind her. Her stealth ability was definitely at the master level!

A drop of cold sweat fell on Hashima Seisuke's head, and a bad premonition surged in his heart: "Kato?"

"Hashima-kun." Classmate Sage's voice was calm and indifferent, like catkins flying in spring, and he said lightly, "Good morning."

Hashima Seisuke smiled: "Good morning."

So your home is not nearby, so even if you have to go out for something, you don’t need to come here to take the tram!

Sensing Hashima Seisuke's doubts, Kato Megumi tilted his head and said in a calm voice: "Last night, Eiri-san told me that Hashima-kun encountered family trouble. Please, can I come with you, and then..."

"I agreed."

"Eiriri-kun said that I wanted to give you a surprise, so that's why I didn't tell Hajima-kun in advance."

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

There are no surprises, but there are shocks! When you meet your parents, you actually bring other girls with you. What kind of stupid operation is this!

Fortunately, I am not so scumbag that I am trying to do two things, otherwise I would have been invited by Kato to the rooftop of the teaching building last night!

"Feel sorry……"

Hajima Kiyosuke was silent for a moment, and when he was about to speak, he saw a girl with blond hair and twin tails walking over.

Zhaili did not pretend to be an inconspicuous girl today. She was wearing a dark blue shirt and a brown skirt. On her legs was a pair of black knee-high socks. Between the skirt and stockings, a touch of snow-white and delicate absolute domain was revealed. Under the sun The bottom seems to be able to reflect the dazzling light, making people unable to help but cast their gaze.

Coupled with the delicate skin like white porcelain, the cute tiger teeth showing at the corner of the mouth when smiling, and the blue eyes as clear as the sky... the pace of the male creature near the station obviously slowed down.

"Kato, good morning."

Walking closer, he greeted Kato Megumi with a smile. At the same time, he looked at Hajima Kiyosuke out of the corner of his eye, and the small tiger teeth looming at the corner of his mouth shone with cold light.

"How's it going? Are you surprised or surprised?"

"..."

Yinglili's idea is simple.

No matter how you think about it, it's strange for a person to come to your house as a guest. This girl has already moved out of the house and is going home to attend an important anniversary. The girl you bring home at this time must not be an ordinary friend, right?

With two people there is no problem.

No matter what, others wouldn't think that this girl is dating two girls at the same time, right?

After a flash of inspiration, Eirili immediately thought of her senior sister and Kato.

But after only thinking about it for three seconds, Eiri crossed out Kasumigaoka Shiu's name.

That fat woman with black stockings is sinister and venomous. If she knew that this sister-in-law was colluding with her mother to deal with her, she would definitely not lend a helping hand. Instead, she would be adding insult to injury with a face full of pleasure, right?

Even without speaking, Ying Lili could already picture her senior sister sitting on a chair, with one hand on her chest, her left leg folded over her right leg, her chin tilted slightly, her eyes half-squinted, looking down with a condescending look, her voice was joking and hateful:

"Tsk, it turned out from an iceberg to ice cream in someone else's hands~~"

"Sawamura-kun, should I call you Hajima Eiri from now on?"

"It's a really good name."

"..."

Cricket Kasumigaoka will never give her a chance to mock him!

In this case, I can only ask Kato Megumi——

The more Eiri thinks about it, the more she feels that Kato is suitable to go with.

First of all, Kato Megumi has a very good personality, and I will never refuse anything I ask her to do.

Secondly, Kato is a plain person, he doesn't seem to care about anything, and he doesn't ask questions.

Finally, Kato never talks behind his back, which is super reassuring.

Hajima Seisuke made a serious face and raised his eyebrows to indicate: "Eiriri, you have gone too far."

There is only one step away from the finish line. It doesn’t matter if you are standing still and running as slow as a snail, but you are actually running backwards. I have never seen you like this!

"Hmph." Zhaili raised her chin, not afraid at all, "You are only allowed to collude with my mother to bully others, but you are not allowed to ask Kato for help?"

After saying a few words, the tram arrived soon.

Hajima Seisuke withdrew his gaze and said, "Get in the car."

The matter has come to this, and it is useless to say more. We cannot let Kato go back. We really can't do that kind of thing.

"Kato, let's go."

Eiriri was the first to move forward, not forgetting to cast a warning look at Hajima Seisuke to see if you still dare to reach out and do anything!

After getting on the train, Hajima Seisuke looked at Zari and then at his indifferent-looking Sage classmate, and couldn't help but sigh.

If there is only one person, we can check Twitter together if nothing happens. Now that two girls are together, let alone looking at Twitter, they don’t pay attention to themselves at all!

The entire journey was silent.

The three of them took the tram for more than half an hour and finally arrived at the area where their predecessor's parents were.

Hajima Seisuke walked off the train with Tateri and Kato Megumi. Looking at the strange yet familiar neighborhood in front of him, he felt a little dazed. Things like memory will really fade away over time, which made Hashima Seisuke occasionally give birth to Shoshu Mengdie. , Butterfly Dream Zhuangzhou’s doubts.

"Let's go to the convenience store to buy some gifts first." Hajima Seisuke shook his head and drove away the strange thoughts, "What would be better to buy?"

Zhaili curled her lips: "You are going home, not visiting relatives, and you want to go out of your way to buy gifts?"