My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

Hajima Kiyosuke said: "Ask."

"Who is the most powerful general in the Warring States Period?"

"Honda Tadakatsu."

"Whose work is "Norwegian Wood"?"

"Haruki Murakami."

“Can placing a cactus next to a computer prevent radiation?”

"cannot."

“Is smoking harmful to health?”

"yes."

"Is the one on the right a ghost card?"

"you guess."

"..."

Xiaomi puffed up her cheeks at a speed visible to the naked eye, looking like a little hamster with its mouth stuffed with melon seeds.

"Senior is too much!"

Chapter 302 Accept the punishment, senior

"stare--"

Xiao Mi puffed up her pink cheeks and came over in anger: "Senior is too much."

The psychological game is where the fun of playing poker lies.

Hide what you really want to ask in a bunch of questions, distract others with a lot of irrelevant questions, and finally induce others to give correct answers. You can do this trick yourself, and of course you won't succeed easily!

Hajima Seisuke said calmly: "The problem is almost over, hurry up and draw the cards."

"knew."

Xiaomi opened his eyes wide and drew a card from Hajima Kiyosuke. Unfortunately, he made the wrong choice and drew a ghost card, ultimately losing the game.

"Damn it, we lost again."

Biting her pink lips, Xiaomi puffed up her cheeks and looked at Hajima Seisuke, and poured out a paper ball from the pen holder. The punishment content was actually the meow dance that Kirie danced first.

"This kind of thing..."

Hashima Seisuke said: "I am willing to admit defeat."

Most of these punishment contents are written by you yourself. It is impossible to refuse to pay!

"Huh, no way."

The hamster blushed slightly, stood up silently, then put his paws on his face, leaned forward, and imitated a cat's meow: "Meow~~"

"..."

The soft and sweet meow of a cat instantly explodes in cuteness.

Qie Hui couldn't do it. When she first danced the meow dance, her face was tense and her aura was full of aloofness. It was as if someone owed her millions and she still hadn't paid back. She always felt like she was watching a primary school student dance.

Ebina's physical coordination has always been poor due to being overburdened. He does the bunny dance very well, but the meow dance is so quiet that he can't hear it clearly.

Hamster Burial is super suitable for cosplaying with cat-eared girls, especially with its crisp and sweet voice, which can be put into a playlist of singles!

"Okay, I'm done dancing."

Xiao Mi's pretty face turned red, and she sat back down. Although it was shameful to meow like a cat, it was completely within her tolerance.

"Senior, hurry up and shuffle the cards."

"Well..." Ebina raised her little face and reminded in a low voice, "It's getting late."

"Eh?"

Xiao Mi took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, and then he was surprised to find that it was half past five without realizing it. No wonder the golden sunset filled the living room.

Hajima Seisuke said: "Then let's play the last game."

Ebina nodded quickly: "Yeah."

"Have you noticed?" Xiaomi rolled his eyes, looked at Hashima Seisuke, and said in a clear voice, "Hashima-senpai has never lost once."

"Hey, it seems true?"

Hearing this, Ebina and Kirie both turned to look at Hashima Seisuke.

Among the four people, Ebina lost the most times. The blush on his face never dissipated under constant shameful ploys. Fortunately, the steam on his head finally stopped coming. It seems that the shame therapy should have a certain effect.

Legal Loli Kirie was ranked second to last, but she always kept a straight face. Although the shame in her heart would overflow from time to time, her face did not show any expression of shyness and embarrassment.

Next is Xiaomi, who has already lost twice in duels with Hajima Kiyosuke.

Finally, it is Hajima Seisuke. So far, he has never lost once.

Facing the gazes of the three schoolmates, Hajima Seisuke calmly said: "Good luck."

"I always feel like senior has done other things besides luck..."

Hashima Kiyoshi was expressionless: "It will hurt your ears if you talk nonsense."

Ebina blinked and asked curiously: "Hey, why?"

"Because my ears will be pulled."

"A little bit."

Xiaomi stuck out the tip of his tongue, not afraid at all.

"The last round." The hamster sat up straight, its fighting spirit burning, "Let the seniors accept the punishment!"

"..."

…

"Senior, you lost." Xiaomi put down the cards in his hand with a bright smile.

Hajima Kiyosuke said speechlessly: "You three have gone too far."

No matter how lucky you are, you can't stop the three school girls from colluding. In game terms, you have met an actor!

Ebina lowered his head in shame, not daring to look at anyone.

Kirie also looked away with wandering eyes.

Only Xiao Mi was not afraid at all. He took the pen holder over and said in a clear voice: "I'm willing to admit defeat and accept the punishment, senior."

Hajima Seisuke reached for the pen holder and poured out a note from it.

"Hey, it's actually singing..." A hint of disappointment appeared on Xiao Mi's face, "I was also looking forward to the senior dancing."

Do you want to watch Elephant Dance?

If you dare to look at it, I’ll take it off and show it to you now!

Hashima Kiyosuke thought for a while and said, "Just sing the song that Xiaomi sang just now."

He doesn't know how to play the piano or guitar, nor can he compose or write songs. The only thing Seisuke Hashima knows about singing is humming in his spare time, which can be said to be quite embarrassing.

As the accompaniment played, the three school girls came in anticipation.

Hashima Seisuke certainly doesn't have stage fright. He has been to KTV and other places many times before, and he soon started singing along with the melody. Unlike Xiaomi's crisp and sweet voice, Hashima Seisuke's voice is full of magnetism, like the sunshine outside the house. It has the warmth of a summer afternoon and the gentle breeze.

Warm air blew in from outside the house, carrying the smell of sunshine and grass.

The golden sunset just fell on the side of Hashima Seisuke's face, making people unable to take their eyes away.

Finished the song.

Ebina's face turned slightly red and she murmured to herself, "Senpai sings very nicely."

Kirie nodded subconsciously: "It sounds good."

Only Xiao Mi complained: "Senior, there are several parts that are out of tune. I need to practice more in the future."

I'm really sorry for singing out of tune, it's embarrassing for other seniors!

Hajima Seisuke said: "Okay, that's it for today."

"Yes." Xiao Mi stood up, "Senior, we are going back."

"call……"

Ebina breathed a sigh of relief.

Xiao Mi added: "We will continue tomorrow."

"Eh?" Ebina looked up in panic and asked nervously, "Are you going to play tomorrow?"

"Of course I do." Xiao Mi said seriously, "Nothing in the world can be achieved overnight. Since shame therapy is effective, we should take advantage of the victory and pursue it."

Shame therapy has no effect on you, but it makes you gain a lot of happiness!

The three school girls stood up and left.

"Senior, goodbye."

"Senior, see you tomorrow."

As Ebina and the other three left, the room suddenly became quiet.

Hajima Seisuke took a change of clothes and prepared to go to the bathroom to take a shower. He and Zari had been walking around Akihabara before. The weather was very hot and crowded, and he ate Arctic ramen, which made him feel a little uncomfortable.

As a result, before I had finished taking off my clothes, there was another knock on the door.

Hajima Kiyosuke reluctantly walked out of the bathroom and reached out to open the door. A girl next door wearing a long white dress was standing outside the door. The wind blew by, ruffling the girl's long hair, and the beautiful youthful atmosphere hit her face.

"Eh?" Xiao Mi's pretty face turned red, and she subconsciously raised her hands to block her body. She recalled the fear of being dominated by the python that night, and said nervously, "What are you doing, senior?"

"Get ready to take a shower." Seisuke Hashima said with a poker face, "I was playing in Akihabara in the morning. I was sweating and felt a little uncomfortable."

"That's it..." Xiaomi hesitated, then said, "I want to borrow a comic book to go back and read... Senior, please take a shower and don't worry about me. I'll lock the door when I go out."

"Okay." Hashima Kiyosuke responded, turned and walked towards the bathroom, "You can take it yourself."

"Thank you, senior."

It was a lie to borrow the comic book. Xiaomi came back and knocked on the door. He mainly remembered that the cat massager was still under the sofa. After thinking about it, it was better to take it out himself.

Watching Hajima Seisuke walk into the bathroom, Xiaomi reached out to pick up the hem of her skirt, squatted down, held the sofa with one hand, and reached under the sofa with the other hand, preparing to take out the cat massager.

The massager didn't touch it, but instead touched something cold and smooth——

Chapter 303: Zhaili wants to cause trouble (second update)

"Strange, what is it?"

Xiao Mi subconsciously lowered his head and glanced, only to see colorful stripes flashing past, and couldn't help but tremble.

"C-could it be a snake?!"

Hashima Seisuke was about to take off his clothes when he suddenly heard the screams of a hamster in the living room. He couldn't help but sigh, turned around and opened the door.

When he walked out of the bathroom, Hashima Kiyosuke saw Xiaomi kneeling on the ground with a pale face and panicked eyes, as if something terrible had happened.

"What's wrong?" Hajima Kiyosuke asked.

Xiao Mi turned around and looked up, his face pale, and he shouted nervously: "Senior, senior, there is a snake! There is a snake under the sofa!"

"A snake?"

Hashima Kiyosuke raised his eyebrows, strode over to Mi, and pulled Hamster Mi up.

Hajima Seisuke didn't believe there was a snake under the sofa, but Xiaomi wouldn't do such a prank.

"It must be a misunderstanding."

Hajima Kiyosuke was thinking when he suddenly felt a soft and plump object pressing on his arm. When he looked down, he realized that his arm was buried and hugged by a hamster!