My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

Xiaomi rolled his eyes and was sure that it was Hajima Seisuke's prank in the kitchen just now. Now he couldn't help but want to fight back.

"Senior, are you just like everyone else? Are you nervous when communicating with pretty girls?"

"Not really." Hajima Kiyosuke glanced at the hamster who was secretly causing trouble, and said expressionlessly, "But I was a little nervous when I saw your brother."

"..."

Xiaomi's pretty face turned red and she couldn't help but give Hajima Kiyosuke an angry look.

(The senior is so stingy. He just made a prank and bullied others. Am I not allowed to fight back?)

But this kind of mutual confrontation, back and forth dialogue... it feels very good, and I don't feel disgusted at all.

Hamster raised his chin and said in a clear and sweet voice, "Can you please teach me the secret of not making mistakes when you are nervous?"

The three school girls all looked over with interest.

Not to mention Xiaomi, Kirie is similar to Ebina in that they are also nervous and unconfident in interpersonal interactions.

"There is no secret." Hashima Seisuke shook his head, "'As long as you aim, the arrow will not go anywhere else.' Only a very small number of people can say this, and it is not suitable for us ordinary people."

"Hey." Xiaomi stretched out her hand to hold her cheeks, "But compared to us, senior is not ordinary at all."

Hashima Kiyosuke said expressionlessly: "People who are among the top ten in age are not qualified to say this."

"There are many reasons for being nervous, such as taking things too seriously, worrying about gains and losses, and not having confidence in yourself." Seisuke Hajima took a sip of water. "Actually, there is only one reason in the end - too little experience."

Once upon a time, it was difficult to make a difference, but when you step into the society and struggle a lot, looking back, you will realize that the tension in your student days is really not worth mentioning.

"For example, if a person's family suddenly undergoes a drastic change and he is forced to pick up trash to make a living, he will definitely feel red when he picks up discarded beverage bottles on the sidewalk on the first day and would like to crawl into the cracks in the ground."

Xiaomi's eyes lit up: "Hey, senior, is this the way you want to encourage Ebina to burn her boat?"

The weak red-haired woman trembled and quickly shook her head pitifully, worried that Seisuke Hajima would take her out to pick up trash.

"You are overthinking." Hajima Kiyosuke looked at Hamster Burial and said expressionlessly, "I want to say that you will get used to it as soon as you pick it up."

Xiaomi: "(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!"

Chapter 299 Cut painting and meow dance

"So..." Hajima Kiyosuke looked at Ebina and proposed his own solution, "Do more shameful things. Once you get used to it, you won't be nervous anymore."

No one is born thick-skinned.

But through acquired training, a person can be trained to be thick-skinned.

Paul Korchagin once wrote "How Steel Was Tempered", and others can also write "How Shameless is Tempered"!

"I've never heard of this method." Xiao Mi blinked and muttered to himself, "But it sounds very effective..."

"Snapped!"

Xiao Mi snapped his fingers and said seriously: "Why don't we try it now?"

"Um, um..." The weak red-haired woman looked nervously, "Let's talk tomorrow?"

Doing shameful things in front of your seniors and friends... is simply impossible! He will die!

"Ten words of truth are not as useful as one action." Xiaomi said with a serious face, "If Ebina is alone, he will definitely not do anything shameful, right?"

"So at times like this, it's time for us to help."

"Let me think about it..."

Xiao Mi raised his hand and tucked a strand of hair behind his ears. He sat upright, his eyes bright, and he quickly thought of an idea: "Well, now... why don't we play the ghost card?"

"Hey, you're playing ghost cards?" Ebina tilted her little head with a cute expression on her face, "Wh-what do you mean?"

"..."

Xiaomi was shocked: "Ebina has never played the ghost card?"

"sorry……"

Ebina lowered his head pitifully.

She has had this kind of personality since she was a child. She has only a handful of friends and has never played the ghost card game.

"It doesn't matter if you haven't played it before. It's just a simple card game." Xiao Mi paused, then turned to look at the dwarf girl, "Kie E, have you ever played the ghost card game?"

"..."

Kirie didn't answer. She looked away silently, with an expression on her face that said, "You guys chat, I'll go and watch the scenery."

Obviously, Honba Kirie, who is also a troubled girl, has no gaming experience. Although she looks very cute and has super rare SSR-level attributes as a legal lolita, under the influence of the cold aura that keeps strangers away, ordinary people simply cannot I don’t dare to get close!

"We just happened to be playing together." Xiaomi twitched the corner of his mouth slightly and looked up at Hajima Seisuke, "Where's senior, don't tell me you haven't played before either."

Hashima Kiyosuke nodded and said, "I've played it before."

"That's good." Xiao Mi raised his hand to cover his chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

If no one has played and only you have played, you will be out of touch with the atmosphere and be regarded as a bad boy, right?

Xiaomi said: "Senior, please explain the rules of the game to Ebina."

Hajima Seisuke glanced at the smiling Hamster Buri and began to explain the rules of the game.

"There are fifty-four cards in a deck of cards. Take away one big ghost and leave one little ghost. Spread the cards evenly and draw other people's cards in turn. If the drawn card can form a pair with your own hand, you must throw it away. Go on, and the person with the little ghost in his hand at the end loses..." Seisuke Hashima briefly explained the rules. As for the origin of the ghost card, the meaning of the clown and other things, there is no need to say, "That's it."

Ebina nodded: "I understand, it's really simple."

Hey hey, I always feel like you are setting a flag! The simpler the game, the more emphasis is placed on psychological games. Just because you understand the rules does not mean you can play the game well. The simplest example is chess. Many people know how to play it, but even the simplest human-machine AI on mobile phones can't play it. Not winning!

"Let's all play cards together, and the loser will be punished." Xiaomi said, "The punishment is just some shameful things that you are usually embarrassed to do... Ebina, is it okay now?"

Ebina nodded pitifully, clenched his pink fist and said nervously, "No problem."

"Where's Kirie?"

Classmate Kirie sat upright and nodded gently.

"Senior." Xiao Mi turned around and asked, "Do you have playing cards at home?"

Hashima Kiyosuke nodded: "Yes."

"Then senior, bring me a deck of playing cards."

Hajima Seisuke stood up and took a box of cards from the drawer.

"Senior." Xiao Mi raised her chin and said with a smile, "Please shuffle the cards."

"..."

As a guest, don’t always tell the host to do things! Let me tell you, you are going to get slapped like this!

"Ebina and Kirie and I will write down the content of the punishment." The girl next door clasped her hands together, with an impeccable smile on her face, "Write the shameful punishment on the note paper, and the last person with the ghost card will be Draw a note from the box and accept the punishment. This will not only ensure the fairness of the game, but also prevent someone from proposing a punishment that is too shameful and impossible to do. "

This idea was quite good, and was quickly agreed upon. Similar truth or dare games, the level of shame is simply explosive, even to the point of making people uncomfortable, such as kissing someone, sitting in their arms and performing certain sports postures, And confessing to the girls passing by... Hajima Seisuke had played it once before, and he really couldn't accept it.

"..."

…

"alright."

Hajima Seisuke shuffled the cards, divided them into four parts, and gave one part to everyone.

"We've got it done too." Xiaomi folded the note and put it into the pen holder next to him, then sat upright and said seriously, "I'm willing to admit defeat."

"Whoever loses later must complete the punishment of the draw, otherwise it will be meaningless at all."

"Is everyone okay?"

Hashima Seisuke calmly said: "I have no problem."

When he was shuffling the cards just now, he glanced at the content of the note written by Xiaomi. The content was about dancing, singing, telling jokes, making faces, etc. For Hajima Kiyosuke, it was not a big deal at all.

"It's okay for me." Ebina took a deep breath, made fists with both hands, put them on his knees, and nodded seriously with a red face.

This game is mainly to help her overcome tension and anxiety. If she can't do this, she will let everyone down, right?

Kirie also nodded, his purple eyes quite bright, and he was obviously interested: "No problem."

Xiao Mi waved his hand and said, "Let's get started."

The gameplay of drawing ghost cards is so simple that you don’t even need to think about the game. The first few rounds passed quickly. As everyone’s hands decreased, Hajima Seisuke had already determined whose hand the ghost cards were.

It’s the short bean curd Kirie sitting in my next house!

Needless to say, Xiao Mi has excellent psychological quality and won't be nervous even if he catches the ghost cards.

Ebina's expression was also normal. If he had a trick card in his hand, he would definitely not be as calm as he is now.

Looking at Kirie again, her already big eyes opened even wider, and her teeth bit her lower lip. Although she had an iceberg face, her nervousness was already radiating from the inside out!

The first round of the game ended quickly.

"I lost."

The short Doudin Kirie was dejected and put down the ghost card in his hand.

"I'm willing to admit defeat." Xiao Mi took the pen holder over and said, "Qie Hui draws a piece of paper and accepts the punishment."

"Um."

Benjie opened his eyes wide and nervously took out a piece of paper. After unfolding it, the content on it was very simple: Meow Meow Dance.

Chapter 300 Little Rabbit, Jumping and Jumping (Second Update)

"Hey, it's Meow Meow Dance..."

The three of them looked at the elementary school student Kirie.

The petite legal loli sat on the sofa without saying a word, with her waist straight and her pink lips pursed.

Meow dance is not a formal dance, it is just a cute gesture dance. If you are a girl with a lively and outgoing personality, it will not be a problem at all, but for Kirie... it should be a hell-level difficulty, right?

"Cut painting..."

Ebina shouted nervously and looked at the little girl with some worry.

"I see."

In this scene, Cutie took a deep breath and made a decision in his heart.

What you say, what you throw away, and what you promise others must be done. This is the basic principle of being a human being.

It's just a meow dance, that kind of thing...

Kirie bit her pink lips and stood up silently, her eyes sharp and firm.

People who practice swordsmanship must have the courage to move forward. It's time to risk your life and give it a try!

"Well, just dance for ten seconds." Xiao Mi took out his phone, found the Meow Meow dance video, and clicked play, "I'll play the accompaniment for you."

"Um."

The scene shows a serious expression, as if a warrior is about to go to the battlefield. He raises his hands to his chest, makes a fist like a cat's paw, and starts to swing to the rhythm of the music, while letting out a soft cry of "meow, meow, meow".

I have to say that the petite and cute girl makes a cute cat girl pose. Although her movements are stiff and clumsy, she is still indescribably cute... If she could wear cat ears on her head like the cat-eared maid I met in Akihabara, It would be perfect if there is a cat tail attached to the back of the butt.

"Okay." Xiao Mi shouted to stop, "Ten seconds are up."

In this scene, Kirie pursed her pink lips tightly and sat back down without saying a word. Her little face, as fair as jade, had been soaked in a large amount of crimson, making her as bright as clouds, charming and cute.

Xiaomi said: "Kirie was so cute just now."

"Yeah, yeah." Ebina nodded repeatedly, "Kirie is amazing."

Hajima Kiyosuke thought for a while and thought it would be better not to comment at this time. Kokiri was probably a balloon filled with water at this moment. If he poked it lightly, it would explode with a 'bang' sound!

"Let's continue playing the game." Xiao Mi turned around and said, "Senior, shuffle the cards."

"Um."

Hashima Kiyosuke responded and shuffled the cards.

The second round of the game officially started. This time everyone had just caught the cards, and Hajima Seisuke knew who had the kid card in his hand!