My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

Divert attention.

Move the booty under the legs as quickly as possible.

You must not let the seniors know that you used bad massage products, otherwise you will never be embarrassed to see anyone again!

"Yes." Hashima Kiyosuke responded, turned around, and walked to the refrigerator, "What do you want to drink? There is milk, green tea, barley tea, and apple juice in the refrigerator."

Xiaomi smiled and said, "I want to drink milk."

Hajima Kiyosuke nodded: "Where is Ebina?"

Ebina whispered, "Well, I'll just drink barley tea."

"Where's Kirie-san?" Hashima Seisuke turned to look at the current Kirie. The short boy looked up. Because of his small face, his eyes looked very big. At first glance, he looked like a super delicate porcelain doll. He should be A favorite among lolicon lovers.

Eyes facing each other.

Kirie moved her lips slightly, but unfortunately no sound came out, only two rows of small silver teeth were exposed. This action made Hajima Seisuke couldn't help but chuckle.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Hashima Seisuke smiling, and Honba Kirie immediately pursed her pink lips and said, "Stare——"

In panic and embarrassment, the aura of keeping strangers away was activated again, releasing the frosty air towards Hashima Kiyoshi.

It's a pity that it has no effect on Hashima Seisuke, because Hashima Seisuke knows very well that in front of him is a little girl who is pretending to be vicious to cover up her inner panic.

"Then let's drink milk?" Hajima Seisuke smiled and said, "Drinking milk is good for your health."

Children should drink more milk and eat more eggs. After all, they are still high school students. Their height of 1.4 meters is really unreasonable!

Although small breasts are a scarce resource, and legal lolita are ultra-rare attributes comparable to those with big breasts and good intentions, Hajima Seisuke still feels that Kirie should grow up a little, as she is too short, whether in work or life, there will be some problems trouble.

For example, when I go shopping with my boyfriend in the future, I will often be mistaken for my daughter while walking on the street. Just thinking about it will make my liver hurt.

"call--"

While Hashima Seisuke was getting a drink from the refrigerator, Xiaomi quietly threw the stolen goods under the sofa.

"It's done." Xiao Mi breathed a sigh of relief, "Wait a minute and wash your hands, at least three times."

"It's not too much to burn such a super obscene thing, right?"

"I can't believe that the pervert senior had the nerve to ask where the massage supplies went!"

Hashima Seisuke walked to the sofa with a drink and handed over a bottle of milk: "Here you go."

"Thank you, senior."

Xiaomi stretched out his hand to take it, and when Hajima Kiyosuke wasn't paying attention, he quietly puffed up his cheeks.

(Pervert senior!)

(Ebina just said that you are super gentle, you are so gentle!)

(You actually put that terrible thing under the coffee table openly. You will never play with it again!)

Hashima Seisuke sat next to Hamster Buri, took a sip of his drink, and prepared to watch TV for a while.

at the same time.

As Kirie finished feeding the dried fish in his hand, Fat Orange's vigilance against dangerous existences regained the upper hand. He meowed and jumped off the sofa.

Seeing that the little orange cat was running away on guard, Chie Hui's face clearly showed a trace of lingering disappointment.

"Try the massager to see if it works. It is said that no cat can resist the power of the massager." Hajima Kiyosuke looked down at the coffee table and was startled, "Strange, where is the massager?"

"Hey, what are you looking for, senior?" Ebina tilted her head and looked, "Do you want me to help you find it?"

Hashima Seisuke explained: "It's the electric massager Eiri bought for cats today. I put it under the coffee table before..."

"puff--"

Xiaomi squirted immediately.

"Cat, cat massager?!"

"So that thing is not a secret tool for single women, but is used to masturbate cats?"

"Hun Dan! The shape of the massager is so strange, it's easy to get people thinking wrong about it!"

"That." Seeing that the situation was not going well, Hamster Buried quickly changed the subject, "It's not under the coffee table. Maybe it's placed somewhere else?"

Absolutely not. I just took out the massager ten minutes ago. I remember clearly that it was under the coffee table and definitely not somewhere else.

Hajima Seisuke turned to look at Hamster Burial and raised his eyebrows slightly.

So...you did it?

Xiaomi looked over pitifully, using her 'girl next door' cute gaze again.

"Senior, let me explain later."

Hajima Kiyosuke looked away and did not ask Xiaomi where the massager was. He said calmly: "Maybe I remembered it wrong. I'll look for it later."

After sitting for a while, Hajima Seisuke got up and walked into the kitchen.

Soon there were light footsteps, and Xiao Mi followed.

"Senior, I'm sorry." Hamster put his hands together, bowed and apologized, and said pitifully, "I accidentally dropped the massager when I was picking up the remote control just now. I thought it was broken, so I hid it quietly and planned to buy a new one tomorrow. Give it back to the senior."

Well, that's just superficial rhetoric.

The real reason is that I mistook the cat massager for a massage product for single women. How could I say such a thing? Once you say it, you will definitely be labeled as a 'slut' or a 'slut'!

Hajima Kiyosuke had already discovered the doubts in Xiaomi's words, but he did not ask further questions. He just nodded and said: "It is probably out of battery. Let's charge it later and take a look."

"Uh-huh."

In order to avoid Hashima Kiyosuke's suspicion, Xiaomi quickly changed the subject: "Senior, are you free tomorrow and the day after tomorrow?"

"how?"

"I have something to ask you, senior." Xiaomi took out her mobile phone and approached Hajima Kiyosuke. The delicious girly fragrance quickly hit her nose, "This is a video game arcade I often go to..."

Hashima Seisuke traveled back in time for a few months. Although he has never played an arcade machine, he also knows that arcade games are quite popular. With the development of computers, mobile phones and various home consoles, the arcade industry is in a state of death worldwide, such as There are almost no arcades on the mainland, but in the island country, arcade games are extremely popular, and there is no sign of decadence at all.

Xiao Mi continued: "Because it is the golden week of national entertainment, the video game city also held competitions, divided into team competitions and individual competitions. The highest rewards for the team competitions are the latest gaming mouse and limited edition game character figures... "

Hamster came looking forward, "Senior, if you are free, let's form a team to compete together?"

Hajima Kiyosuke said expressionlessly: "No time."

"..."

Chapter 298 Shame on you, Ebina!

"Hey, senior, aren't you free?"

Facing Hashima Kiyosuke's decisive rejection, Xiaomi opened her eyes wide and was a little dazed for a moment.

Meow meow meow?

The first time I invited a boy to hang out, he was rejected outright?

Even if something really happened, you hesitated before refusing, and you gave such a straightforward answer, I don’t want to lose face!

"Um, did you encounter any difficulties, senior?"

Hajima Seisuke thought for a while: "You can say that."

"So that's it." Xiao Mi had a sweet girl-next-door smile on her face and whispered softly, "If possible, let me help senior, right?"

Hashima Kiyosuke twitched his lips: "You want to help?"

"Yes." Xiao Mi nodded and said, "We are friends. When senior encounters difficulties, of course we cannot just sit idly by."

"so……"

"Senior, please just ask me."

"That's okay." Hajima Seisuke smiled and said with subtle eyes, "I'm going home tomorrow."

"Hey, go home?" Xiao Mi was startled and said subconsciously, "Isn't this where the senior's home is..."

Before he finished speaking, Hamster Bury reacted.

If it was this room, there would be no need to talk about going home... So, it should be another home?

Speaking of which, I have only seen my senior’s cute brother Chihiro, but I have never seen my senior’s parents come over to play.

Xiao Mi blinked: "Senior, is there anything going on when you get home?"

Hajima Seisuke said calmly: "Tomorrow is my parents' wedding anniversary. I have to go home for a meal... I have a little headache how to communicate. After all, there have been huge changes during this period..."

Xiaomi can understand, she already knows that Hajima Kiyosuke's parents are a reorganized family, and it is normal to not know how to get along with each other.

Hajima Seisuke continued: "So, I want to bring a girl home to help distract my parents' attention."

Xiao Mi: "..."

Diversion is nothing.

The problem is that at such an important family gathering, a girl comes to the door. Is it because she is meeting her parents?

Xiaomi doesn't hate Hashima Seisuke. He often feels that Hashima Seisuke is a very mature, responsible and trustworthy senior, but when it comes to pretending to be his girlfriend to meet his parents... he can't do that kind of thing!

Hajima Kiyosuke lowered his head and looked at Hamster Burial: "Since you want to help, then tomorrow..."

"S-Senior!" Hamster Mi took a step back and raised his hand to cover his chest, "I suddenly remembered that I have something to do tomorrow... Say goodbye!"

…

Escape from the kitchen,

Xiao Mi took a breath, bit her pink lips with her teeth, and a faint blush appeared on her pretty face.

(The senior is actually an idiot!)

(The first time you open your mouth, you ask someone to come to your door to meet your parents. This is a cliché in some light novel!)

(Hey, wait... is it possible that the senior knew that I would not agree, so he deliberately made this request to bully others?)

"Xiao Mi." Ebina looked curiously, "What's wrong with you?"

"The senior said..."

Xiao Mi was about to tell what happened just now, but when the words came to her lips, she finally pursed her pink lips.

It's such an embarrassing thing that I really can't say it out loud. How thick-skinned does the senior have to be, so that he can ask someone to come to meet his parents without blushing or heartbeat?

"It's nothing." Xiao Mi shook his head, and then said seriously, "It's about you."

"Eh, eh, does it have something to do with me?" Ebina turned to look at Hajima Kiyosuke, and immediately looked away in a panic, his face flushing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Xiaomi blinked quietly at Hajima Kiyosuke, and then said: "Ebina is one of the most serious students in the class, Kirie, right?"

Honba Kirie nodded slightly: "Yes."

"But every time I take an exam, my results are always unsatisfactory. Why?"

"Because Ebina was too nervous, so nervous that it affected her performance during the exam."

"That's right." Xiaomi raised Xue Ni's chin and successfully confused the topic just now. "The content of the discussion between me and the senior is how to help Ebina overcome her nervousness."

"Thank you, senior and Xiaomi." Ebina looked gratefully.

"It doesn't matter." Xiao Mi waved his hand, "We are good friends."

After knowing that the reason for Ebina's poor test scores was nervousness, Xiaomi and Hajima Seisuke did discuss how to overcome nervousness, but it was not just a fabrication.

Xiao Mi thought for a while and said, "As long as Ebina adjusts her mentality and faces it positively, she will definitely be able to overcome her nervousness."

This kind of false talk is exactly the same as chicken soup. It sounds very delicious, but it is tasteless and useless after drinking it!

"That, that kind of thing..." The weak red-haired girl lowered her head again and said in a timid voice ready to apologize to Huahuacaocao, "I tried... and couldn't do it."

"Nervousness and lack of confidence are normal human psychological activities. Everyone has them. If you can do it easily, it won't be a big deal." Hashima Kiyosuke said, "I used to be able to speak in crowded places. I’m nervous, and occasionally my palms will become sweaty, my heart will race, and my mind will go blank.”

"Eh?"

Ebina looked up, his burgundy eyes flashing brightly. It turned out that his senior had the same trouble as him.

"Senior is talking about the past." Xiao Mi blinked, "Aren't you nervous now?"

Hajima Kiyosuke shook his head, "I get nervous occasionally."