Ming Emperor Chat Group, Creating Apocalyptic Prosperity

149. The Silly Emperor Who Was Fudged And Lame! Zhu Zhanji: The Second Uncle Is Familiar With Him!

A meal of sparks brings lightning down, and the air is full of burnt aroma~~

The "rebellious heart" that Xiao Chongzhen had just surged up was completely wiped out!

The strange thing is that during this one-sided beating, no one stepped forward to try to persuade them to fight.

If Zhu Biao hadn't stopped him, Zhu Di would have even rushed forward to join the fight!

Zhu Youxiao: "Do you still dare to -?"

Zhu Youjian: "Daddy, I don't dare anymore... woooooo...I don't dare anymore..."

Zhu Youxiao: "Don't dare to do anything? Say it clearly!"

Zhu Youjian: "I dare not speak loudly to you again..."

Zhu Youxiao: "...not this one!"

Zhu Youjian: "Then... what is that? Don't do it! I know why! I will never be suspicious anymore! I believe in Lu Xiangsheng! I believe in Yuan Chonghuan!"

Zhu Youxiao helped his forehead speechlessly, he was really speechless...

"You pig-brained...it's really hopeless...it's not to make you suspicious! It's normal for you to be suspicious when you're an emperor!

But why are you only suspicious of those who die for you on the battlefield?

You clearly know that those civil servants are unreliable, but you are still like a fool, being played around by them!

Is Yang Sichang your father or your son? Do you believe what he says?

Do you know why Lu Xiangsheng's "Tianxiong Army" listens to Lu Xiangsheng so much? Have you gone to find out the specific situation?"

Zhu Youxiao's question directly stumped Zhu Youjian!

Because he really didn't know the details

And everything he heard was what Yang Sichang told him.

And he trusted Yang Sichang very much, so he...

"Brother...I...I...I..."

Seeing Zhu Youjian hesitating like this, Zhu Youxiao also guessed that this silly brother was fooled by Yang Sichang.

He explained to Zhu Youjian speechlessly,

"Although the combat effectiveness of Lu Xiangsheng's Tianxiong Army is not as good as that of Liaodong's Guanning Iron Cavalry and Sun Chuanting's Qin Army, the strength of the Tianxiong Army should not be underestimated.

Because as long as the enemy is entangled by the Tianxiong Army, it will be the same as being stuck on a dog skin plaster, no matter how you shake it, you can't get rid of it!

The reason for this is that the soldiers in the Tianxiong Army are not just comrades in arms like other armies.

Almost all the soldiers in the Tianxiong Army are acquaintances!

The relationship between them is either father and son, or relatives, or friends, in short, they are more or less related.

In this way, as long as one person goes up, everyone will go up together!

Whenever a person dies, the relatives of the deceased will explode on the spot and kill even more ruthlessly!

Such an army is formed with family affection, so its strength is quite terrifying!

But while it has advantages, it also has great disadvantages!

The soldiers in the Tianxiong Army are almost all relatives, if one person goes up, the others will go up together!

But if one person retreats, the others will follow suit!

It is very difficult for such an army to get them to work willingly and steadfastly!

But Lu Xiangsheng can make such an army work hard, do you know why?

It's not because Lu Xiangsheng is eloquent, and it's not because Lu Xiangsheng has no dissenting ideas to form his own party!

It's because every time there is a battle, Lu Xiangsheng is the general, he is always the first to take the lead in the charge!

He, a civilian general with a high official and generous salary, took the lead in the charge!

Seeing this situation, how could the soldiers of the Tianxiong Army under him not follow him?

So in the final analysis, the reason why the Tianxiong Army listened to Lu Xiangsheng so much was because Lu Xiangsheng was brave enough!

He dared to take the lead in the charge! He even dared to risk his life for the Ming Dynasty!

May I ask such a brave general, which general would not accept it?

The soldiers were convinced, and Lu Xiang was promoted to the Ming Dynasty, and he was willing to risk his life.

But what about you, the emperor? You are still doubting this and that!

Do you think you are an idiot? Do you think you are looking for smoke?"

After listening to Zhu Youxiao's explanation, Zhu Youjian was completely stunned!

Why is what his elder brother said about the situation completely different from what he heard from Yang Sichang!

In Yang Sichang's mouth, it can be said that he never mentioned that Lu Xiangsheng took the lead in the charge and worked hard for the country!

"Yang Sichang, that bastard! He actually took the meaning out of context and fooled me!"

Zhu Youjian who reacted was furious!

He wished he could rush out now and call Yang Sichang to scold him!

After being taught such a lesson by Zhu Youxiao, Zhu Youjian's mind finally cleared up a lot.

He recalled the wind that Yang Sichang had blown in his ears, the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong!

This old thing has been brainwashing him all the time!

Take Lu Xiangsheng, for example.

Zhu Youjian had no impression of Lu Xiangsheng at first.

The reason why he used Lu Xiangsheng was because his elder brother Zhu Youxiao asked him to use it.

Facts have proved that Lu Xiangsheng is indeed a rare talent.

But Zhu Youjian is a little judge of face, not that he judges face, but he judges people by appearance.

He always felt that Lu Xiangsheng, who was born as a Jinshi and had a fairer skin than a woman, must be in charge of giving advice when leading soldiers in battle.

If there is no accident, it is estimated that he can't even lift a knife.

And Yang Sichang just caught his mind, so he took the opportunity to teach him that Lu Xiangsheng can only talk and brainwash his subordinates.

After going back and forth, Zhu Youjian was successfully limped by the old guy...

Ever since, in his eyes, Lu Xiangsheng's image has also become: he has neither actual combat ability, nor much loyalty, he can only show his fists, embroider his legs and open his mouth, and so on.

Zhu Youjian even felt that his elder brother was fooled by Lu Xiangsheng, right?

However, it turns out that the person who was fooled was himself...

Zhu Youjian: "So big brother, Lu Xiangsheng, with his slender arms and legs, took the lead in the charge, how dare he?"

Zhu Youxiao: "You judge people by their appearance?"

Zhu Youjian: "Ah... Let's just say, he doesn't look like he can fight..."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Little Chongzhen, I thought we had the same thoughts as you when we first saw Lu Xiangsheng! We wondered at the time why your elder brother insisted on letting such a thin-skinned and tender-faced boy lead the army to fight? "

Zhu Youjian: "Yes! That's what I think! So Grandpa, what is the actual situation?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "We didn't go to the battlefield to see it. We only heard that he rushed faster than the Tianxiong army under him in battle! Not to mention that the Tianxiong army hasn't reacted yet, even the opponent hasn't reacted yet. Well, he, the leader, will rush up and kill people first!"

Zhu Youjian: "I wipe, so fierce?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "It's not just fierce, he is simply desperate! He is crazy like Chang Yuchun..."

Zhu Houzhao: "Compared to Chang Yuchun, he seems like a tough guy!"

Zhu Houxi: "It seems that when it comes to macho, cousin, you are so excited!"

Zhu Houzhao: "Ah Xi! Don't slander me! I'm not only excited by the hunk man! I'm also excited by the hunk girl, okay?"

Zhu Jianshen: "Hey.....you're playing really perverted..."

【Ding! The next member of the review group is Xuande Emperor Zhu Zhanji!】

Zhu Gaochi: "Hey... Although it's still not my turn, but it's not impossible for my son to turn!

Zhu Zhanji: "Don't worry dad, I will give you a face!"

Zhu Di: "Jizai, let Grandpa show off your strength!"

Zhu Zhanji: "Let's go!"

【Xuande Emperor Zhu Zhanji, you were born in......】

[…]

【Since the chat group went out, you hurriedly asked someone to fish out your second uncle Zhu Gaoxu who was still cooking in the pot!】

【However, the reality is cruel. Although your second uncle is not yet fully cooked, he is already half-cooked!】

【Ask about the faint smell of meat, you shed your saliva without disappointment, ah no tears!】

【The deceased is the greatest, you gave him a funeral!】

Emperors:

Zhu Zhanji: "Grandfather, I'm so sorry, I didn't expect my second uncle to get acquainted so quickly..."

Zhu Di: "Oh..."

Zhu Gaochi: "Oh"

【You, who got the bottom third place in the chat group, expressed that you are very puzzled and very unconvinced!】

【Roll up your sleeves and prepare to work hard! Try to get a high score next time and rank high!】

【Fortunately, during your Xuande period, you were backed by the two big trees of Yongle Dynasty and Hongxi Dynasty!】

【This provides a great background for you to develop your country!】

【You are not like your father, Renzong Zhu Gaochi, who is used to civil and military officials in everything!】

【Your ruthless methods are more like your grandfather Zhu Di, so many things can be said to be easy for you to kill!】

【Although you have encountered opposition from many ministers on the matter of "voyage to the West"!】

【However, despite your efforts, you finally managed to "voyage to the West"!】

[...]

[You copied all the homework you copied from the chat group, if you can copy it, you copied it all. 】

【All development is simpler and easier than you imagined!】

【You start to sigh: It's better to lean against the big tree and enjoy the shade!】

【You are also rejoicing, fortunately you were not born in the late Ming Dynasty, otherwise you would have died of exhaustion from the mess!】

[You are also sympathizing with those unfortunate descendants of the late Ming Dynasty. 】

【Their hell-level difficulty copy, for you, it is better to go out and pull the rebels to rebel!】

Zhu Di: "My Ji Zai still looks like me!"

Zhu Zhanji: "Grandpa! I was brought up by you, of course I look like you!"

Zhu Di: "Oh! My great grandson! Come here and let grandpa give you a hug!"

Zhu Zhanji: "Oh! My good grandpa!"

Zhu Yunwen: "Cousin, your father and your son have such a good relationship, but they don't even take you to play~~"

0......seeking flowers......

Zhu Gaochi: "Cousin, this trick of yours is also useful to my father, but it is useless to me.

Zhu Yunwen: "No way, Fatty! What is fire fighting! Your brother, I feel sorry for you!"

Zhu Gaochi: "Come on, cousin! Don't disgust me..."

Zhu Yunwen: "Fatty, you have changed! We grew up together when we were young! Have you forgotten the friendship we had when we were young?"

Zhu Gaochi: "Don't tell me, I really forgot."

Zhu Yunwen: "..."

Review continues.

[Many things are developing in an orderly manner. 】

【You emperor, you will soon be free. 】

[In your spare time, apart from making humans with your beloved Mrs. Sun, your greatest pleasure is playing Cuju and fighting crickets. 】

【Among all hobbies, fighting crickets is your favorite!】

[The 10,000 super crickets obtained from the chat group can be said to be rewarded to your heart!]

【You are addicted to fighting crickets, sometimes you don’t even go to court, just to watch crickets fight!】

【You enjoy this time very much

It makes you feel at ease!]

【However, your hobby was soon impeached by the cabinet ministers!】

[Senior Assistant Yang Shiqi even wrote a 10,000-character memorial to impeach you for your obsession with fighting crickets!]

【It took you half a day to read this memorial. After reading it, you almost fainted..

【You never thought that you just like fighting crickets, and you can be scolded as shit!】

【In desperation, you can only put away the crickets silently and listen to the persuasion honestly. 】

...0

【You can't help it, you want to resist, but it's about your reputation!】

【You don't want the historian to record you in the history books as a ridiculous emperor who is not doing his job properly and is obsessed with fighting crickets. 】

[For the sake of fame, you have no choice but to comply. 】

Zhu Houzhao: "Master Xuande, it turns out that even if you complied, you were still scolded for not doing your job properly and being addicted to fighting crickets!"

Zhu Zhanji: "These bastards! Hurt my reputation!!"

Zhu Houzhao: "Damn! If fame is gone, it's gone. It doesn't matter!"

Zhu Houpao: "That's because your reputation is so bad that you can't pick it up..."

Zhu Houzhao: "What can I do? Although I am the emperor, I am also a human being. Humans have shortcomings, and human beings have hobbies! I can't have shortcomings, do I have personal hobbies?

Zhu Youjian: "Zongye Wu is standing in the atmosphere, living a transparent life!"

Zhu Houpao: "Cousin, your personal hobbies are somewhat too perverted..."

Zhu Houzhao: "Brother, I'm not talking about you. When it comes to the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, when it comes to reputation, although I am the bottom one, your fourth bottom one is not much better."

Zhu Yunwen: "Azhao is right, your Taoist priest is actually more perverted than you, he drinks menstrual blood!"

Zhu Houpao: "Jianwen, I'll hold you *@%¥#....#%$#^*!"

Zhu Jianshen: "I don't think you are like cousins, but more like brothers, because you are all the same pervert..."

[It turns out that compromises are never-ending. 】

【Since you compromised on the matter of fighting crickets, the ministers have become even more profitable!】

【Even if you go out for a long time to play cuju and play football, they will join you in doing nothing!】

【You are so angry, at the same time, you are also aware of a crisis!】

【That is, unknowingly, the civil servants are becoming more and more powerful, and there is even a faint tendency to suppress you, the emperor!】

【You have recalled the experiences and encounters of the descendants of the emperors of the Ming Dynasty in the chat group!】

【Especially in the late Ming Dynasty, the imperial court was dominated by civil servants!】

【If you are aware of this danger, you know that it is time to fight back!】

【So you created a precedent, that is, let the eunuchs study and learn!】

【You have to use "educated" eunuchs to deal with the group of educated civil servants!】

Zhu Yuanzhang: "The co-authoring of this precedent of using eunuchs started from Ji Zai?"

Zhu Qiyu: "Grandfather, my father just set a precedent, and it is actually my elder brother who really carried forward the "eunuch culture"!"

Zhu Jianshen: "Brother Bao? This... is this my father?"

Zhu Qiyu: "Yes."

Zhu Qizhen:

Zhu Youjian: "Hiss... I thought it was Brother Bao in "A Dream of Red Mansions"..."

Zhu Youxiao: ""Dream of Red Mansions" was only written in the Qing Dynasty, have you been on stage?"

Zhu Youjian: "Brother, didn't you join the stage too?"

Zhu Youxiao: ".......I am the group leader, and seeing these is not considered a show."

Zhu Youjian: "Brother, watch everything, it will only hurt you!"

Zhu Youxiao: "Is your skin itchy again?"

Zhu Youjian:

"I was wrong big brother...beg".

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