Ming Emperor Chat Group, Creating Apocalyptic Prosperity
148. Zhu Youxiao Crazy Smelly Younger Brother! ! Little Chongzhen: Dad! Don't Fight, Don't
After being fooled by Zhu Yunqi for a while, Zhu Di was in a trance...
He is already very old, and it is reasonable to retire and provide for the elderly.
But why, he always felt that what Zhu Yunqi said was quite reasonable...
Seeing that Zhu Laosi was in the trap, Zhu Yunqi continued to fiddle with it in a "Brick" tone.
"Fourth Uncle, don't think that you lose your social value as you get older!"
"On the contrary! People, you have to get older to truly reflect your self-worth!"
"Look, when you were young, were you like a stunned young man who didn't understand anything?"
"The reason why you were able to rebel successfully is all based on your experience on the battlefield of the Northern Expedition!"
"If you were asked to rebel in your teens or twenties, I bet you wouldn't even be able to defeat Geng Bingwen!"
"But when you came to rebel, you were no longer a young man in his teens or twenties, but a super-mature man in his thirties or forties!"
"So you defeated Geng Bingwen, so you succeeded in rebelling! So, you know what this means, right?"
Zhu Di's head was a little dizzy, but he still understood.
He replied uncertainly: "Ah......does this mean...the older you are, the more valuable you are?"
"Yes! Really smart!"
Zhu Yunqi clapped his hands, and said very seriously and firmly!
Then, he continued to fool around
So your current age is the age with the most experience!"
"Think about it, isn't it a pity that the experience you have accumulated for decades is wasted like this?"
"There is a saying that the older a man is, the more valuable he is. Fourth Uncle, at your current age, it is the most valuable golden age!"
"So you can't retire so early, you have to shine for the Ming Dynasty and contribute the most valuable power!"
After listening to Zhu Yunqi's bluff, Zhu Di always felt that something was wrong.
But I also think it makes sense....
Zhu Di: "If you say that, I, an old bone, have to be busy to death?"
Zhu Yunwen: "Tsk! Fourth Uncle, how can you say that! If you can shed your blood for the Ming Dynasty, even if you are busy to death, you will die at your job! This is an honor!"
Zhu Di: "Ah..."
Zhu Gaochi: "I suddenly feel that cousin, you are very suitable for fraud! You are the material!"
Zhu Zhanji: "I also think that this speech is very technical!"
Zhu Biao: "Yun Wen, you know CPU!"
Zhu Di: "What 033 is CPU?"
Zhu Biao: "I also heard from You Xiao, he said it seemed to be something, that's all..."
Zhu Youxiao: "It's not CPU...it's PUA..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Hey, why do you know more foreign languages than me!"
Zhu Di: "So, should I retire or not!?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Fourth brother, with your brain, you should continue to use your remaining heat!
Review continues.
【After a not too long wait, Huang Taiji finally led the army!】
【After all, the end of the year is approaching, if they don't come to grab things, there will be no food for the New Year!】
【This time, Huang Taiji's route is still the same as last time!】
【He seems to be in love with the detour from Mongolia!】
【Fortunately, your eldest brother Zhu Youxiao told you in advance to let you be in Xuanfu, Datong, close to the pass of Mongolia, and set up heavy guards!】
【Huang Taiji didn't expect that our army would make preparations in advance and set up an ambush here!】
【This time, the undefended Qing army was directly dumped!】
[There is no doubt that our Ming army has won a complete victory in this battle! 】
【You are very pleasantly surprised to hear this news! Because this represents the initiative in the battle of Liaodong, and you have returned to the king of the Ming Dynasty!】
【This means that your Ming Dynasty can regain Liaodong at any time!】
【And you, the last emperor who was going to be hanged on the crooked neck tree, will soon become the turning point of the Ming Dynasty!】
【You are about to become what you dream of: the master of ZTE!】
【You're excited! You're excited! But you don't think it's good enough!】
【You hastily ordered that our army must do everything possible to capture Huang Taiji alive!】
【You want Huang Taiji to be your "dancer" like Jieli Khan!】
【Imagine Li Shimin, watch the enemy leader, dance like a clown for you!】
【The kind that strips off your clothes is best!】
Zhu Yunwen: "Yo little Chongzhen, you are also good at playing~
Zhu Youjian: "Ah.....My original intention was to embarrass Huang Taiji, I really didn't mean that!"
: "That means, what does it mean?"
Zhu Youjian: "Nothing interesting..."
Zhu Changluo: "Harmful! Isn't that what it means!"
Zhu Houzhao: "Oh! So that's what it means!"
Zhu Biao: "No, what exactly do you mean?"
[Facts have proved that it is not so easy to be Li Shimin back. 】
[Soon an urgent letter was sent to the capital, which said: Huang Taiji has escaped!]
【You are angry and annoyed when you hear this news! And you are extremely puzzled!】
【You don't understand, Huang Taiji has been "made dumplings", how can he run away?】
【Is it possible to fly with long wings?】
【Of course, Huang Taiji doesn't know how to grow wings. Even if he did, he wouldn't be able to fly out of the encirclement of the Ming army!】
【Suspicious and sensitive, your first reaction is: there is a ghost inside!】
【You seriously suspect that there are ghosts in our army during this battle, and they deliberately let Tai Chi go!】
[Although the matter has not been investigated yet, you already have a candidate for the "inner ghost" in your heart! 】
【This person is Yuan Chonghuan, whom you have long disliked!】
【It just so happens that Yuan Chonghuan is in this battle!】
[Combined with the operation of Yuan Chonghuan Ping Liaoping to the "doorway" last time, you are even more convinced that Yuan Chonghuan is the one who deliberately let Huang Taiji go! 】
【If you hadn't listened to your elder brother Zhu Youxiao's words, you would have ordered Yuan Chonghuan to be dragged to Caishikou long ago!】
【Every time you think of the stupid things Yuan Chonghuan did before, you will itch with anger!】
【This time, you have to find out what is wrong with Yuan Chonghuan no matter what you say, and punish him severely to vent your anger!】
Zhu Houpao: "Little Chongzhen, you are really good and sensitive!"
Zhu Yunwen: "Huh? What is the specific aspect, and how sensitive is it?"
Zhu Houpao: "Jianwen, you fucking..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Ah Xi, you can't say that! Little Chongzhen is not sensitive, he just has a delicate heart, just like a little girl, he just loves to think about it~~"
Zhu Zhanji: "Azhao, you know little girls!"
Zhu Youjian: "What a mess! What a little girl! You say I'm a bitch?!"
Zhu Changluo: "What? My family is a little girl? Then I don't have an extra little padded jacket?"
Zhu Youjian: "Fuck me! Father, you must be sick!"
Zhu Youtang: "Your relationship is really chaotic..."
Zhu Jianshen: "I feel that the gender is also quite messy..."
【Result of this evaluation: You are a hardworking, sensitive and suspicious emperor!】
[When facing your elder brother Zhu Youxiao, you behaved very well and listened to his advice in everything. 】
【But after you left the front of your elder brother Zhu Youxiao, your sensitive, suspicious and irritable personality began to be revealed!】
【While you are carefully copying the homework left by your elder brother Zhu Youxiao, "Employees are not suspicious, suspects are not" a thousand times!】
【At the same time, there are still all kinds of suspicions, and the generals are collaborating with the enemy!】
【Sometimes you even think, it would be great if you could peel the hearts of these people away!】
【Only by peeling them off can you see if they are truly loyal!】
[In this regard, you are very similar to the founding ancestor Zhu Yuanzhang!]
Zhu Yuanzhang: "No! Why is this even related to us! We are not as sensitive and suspicious as little Chongzhen, okay! We really do not doubt people when we employ people, but don't use people who suspect people!"
Zhu Biao: "Come on dad! Li Shanchang is already very old and you still refuse to let him go, and even pulled out Hu Weiyong, who has been dead for more than ten years, as a target! That's it, you call the employer unsuspecting?
Zhu Yuanzhang: "This is an exception! And you don't understand our concerns at all!"
Zhu Biao: "What concerns?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "You don't know, when we look at Li Shanchang, the more we look at him, the more he looks like Sima Yi! Do you think people like Sima Yi can stay?"
(ajce) Zhu Biao: "Li Shanchang may not know until his death that he will be treated as Sima Yi..."
Zhu Di: "So, Dad, isn't your operation still sensitive and suspicious? You are similar to Little Chongzhen! Besides, Little Chongzhen is not as ruthless as you, unlike you, who implicates the Nine Clans at every turn!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Father, you fart! Our murders are all based on evidence! Unlike Xiao Chongzhen, he is just looking for trouble! We are different from him!"
Zhu Di: "Is there evidence? What about Sapphire? Has he really rebelled?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "..."
Zhu Yunwen: "Grandpa killed Lan Yu to prevent trouble before it happened, to prevent Lan Yu from rebelling after he left! It didn't work out, without Lan Yu, there is still fourth uncle you!"
Zhu Di:
Zhu Biao: "Oh, my wife's poor uncle...
Zhu Youjian: "Ah.....the poor ones, shouldn't they be those innocent people from the nine clans?"
Review continues.
【Cabinet scholar Yang Sichang sees the suspicion and sensitivity of you, the emperor!】
【He likes to make troubles, how could he miss this opportunity to make trouble!】
【He began to slander you over and over again, making you even more distrustful of those generals who are guarding the city far away at the border!】
【Except for Yuan Chonghuan, among the generals far away at the border, Lu Xiangsheng, who has always been the most honest and diligent, is the most seriously suspected by you!】
【Because your favorite minister Yang Sichang seems to have a feud with Lu Xiangsheng!】
【When Yang Sichang slandered in front of you, he wished he could call Lu Xiangsheng a heinous traitor!】
【And you, who have always been sensitive and suspicious, actually believed the slander of your favorite minister Yang Sichang!】
【You actually believed it!】
【The more you look at Lu Xiangsheng, the more you think he looks like a traitor!】
【Because of Yang Sichang's nonsense, the "Tianxiong Army" under Lu Xiangsheng seems to only listen to Lu Xiangsheng's orders!】
【This point makes you, the emperor, very dissatisfied!】
【Under the whole world, is it the land of the king! The shore of the land, minister!】
【You do not allow the authority of your generals to be so great!】
【So you give orders from time to time to suppress Lu Xiangsheng!】
【This action can be said to be a disappointment to Lu Xiangsheng and his subordinates!】
[…]
【For the generals who hold military power, you have always maintained doubts!】
【But for your civil servants, you trust them and don't go shopping!】
【Because only when you face these seemingly benevolent civil servants, you will think of the sentence your elder brother asked you to copy a thousand times!】
[Employees are not suspicious, suspects are not!]
[To sum up, you are not only a
A hard-working, sensitive and suspicious emperor who listens to his brother!]
【You are still an emperor who "remembers eating but not beating" and "forgets the pain when the scar is healed"!】
【This evaluation has ended, the evaluation score will be announced after all group members evaluate, please wait a moment!】
Zhu Di: "Good guy, co-authoring Xiao Chongzhen, you really healed the scars and forgot the pain! You were tricked like that by the civil servants earlier, have you forgotten?"
Zhu Changluo: "My silly son, have you forgotten Medusa?"
Zhu Houpao: "I think he is itchy! He needs to be cleaned up!"
Zhu Youxiao: "Sejong Lord is right, I also think his skin is itchy and needs to be cleaned up."
Zhu Youjian: "...Brother, you...you listen to my explanation... I... I'm really not what you think..."
Zhu Youxiao: "What is that like?"
Zhu Youjian: "Yang Sichang is not like other civil servants, he is a good minister! And those Tianxiong troops under Lu Xiangsheng are really too presumptuous, they really obey Lu Xiangsheng's command
"
Zhu Youxiao: "And then?"
Zhu Youjian: "Then...soldiers can only take orders from the country! They can't just take orders from a certain general! Am I wrong in thinking so?"
Zhu Youxiao: "There is nothing wrong, then what?"
At this moment, Zhu Youjian's heart is very disturbed...
Although his elder brother's current mood is quite stable, the expression on his face is also very calm.
But Zhu Youjian always felt that danger was approaching him...
I don't know if it's because I've become more courageous, or if I'm really not convinced.
At this moment, when Zhu Youjian was facing the serious "little daddy", the rebellious heart that he had never felt before suddenly surged up without knowing life and death!
In the next moment, he stuck his neck like a rebellious boy, plucked up his courage and refuted to Zhu Youxiao
"Then...and since I was right in thinking so, it is Lu Xiangsheng's fault!
It's because he doesn't know the importance! It's because he has a different heart! So I, the emperor, have to suppress him!
What Yang Sichang said is right! What if one day Lu Xiangsheng wears a yellow robe like Zhao Kuangyin!
Brother, it's not that I'm suspicious, it's that those people are more or less cautious!
As the emperor, what should I do if I guard against them? Is there something wrong with that?
Uh... what is this? Why does it look familiar... ah!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Zhu Youjian didn't expect that the elder brother who was calm one second, the palm of his hand actually emitted lightning in the next second!
In the next second, he was whipped by the flashing whip!
This meal sparked with lightning, and there was a faint smell of burnt barbecue in the air~~
Zhu Yuanzhang: "It smells so good..."
Zhu Biao: "I'll go! It's the first time I've seen You Xiao use lightning five consecutive whips!"
Zhu Gaochi: "I have to say, it's pretty cool! Much cooler than my dad!"
Zhu Di: "Peaceful use, please don't step on me! Thank you!"
Zhu Houzhao: "What kind of skill is this? It's so cool? I really want to have it too!"
Zhu Yunwen: "Azhao, do you want to smoke my brother too?"
Zhu Houzhao: "No, no! My family's A Rong's old bones are about to fall apart, I can't do it!"
Zhu Houpao: "...
Zhu Qizhen: "It's okay Ah Zhao, you can slap my brother!"
Zhu Qiyu: "You're looking for death, right?"
Zhu Changluo: "Wow! By the way, this is the first time I've seen my school beat someone! As expected of my son! He's so handsome even for beating someone!"
Zhu Houpao: "Great-grandson, look carefully, the one who beat someone was your son, but the other one who was beaten was also your son..."
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