Ming Emperor Chat Group, Creating Apocalyptic Prosperity

110. Old Zhu Poetry Pig Riding Town! Desperate God Of War: Why Do You Always Pick Me Up!

Regarding the various coquettish operations of Wanli Emperor Zhu Yijun, everyone was dumbfounded.

In the end, under the various "interpretations" of Zhu Yijun's own son Zhu Changluo.

Zhu Yijun has been "booked" in advance for a meal of "Shenluo Tianzheng"!

Even Zhu Youxiao, who never participated in group fights, chose to join.

Since joining the group, the only thing Zhu Youxiao has ever smoked is Zhu Youjian's massacre.

Like Zhu Yunqi and Zhu Qizhen who were often beaten by the crowd, he chose to stand by and not participate in it.

But Zhu Yijun was different.

After all, the Daming Group that Zhu Youxiao took over from the very beginning, which was about to go bankrupt, belonged to Emperor Wanli Zhu Yijun.

You say you don't go to court, don't care about things, fine!

But you can't just ignore everything and let Daming get worse and worse, right?

Zhu Yijun himself is quite happy, although Zhang Juzheng suppressed him very badly in the early stage, there is no guarantee that his mother will be suppressed...

Ahem, but Zhang Juzheng's "one whip method" at least helped him save a lot of money in the country.

Although it was almost burned by the later "Three Great Signs of Wanli"...

But after all, life is still rich.

But it was also after this that the situation in the court became more and more complicated and muddy.

From then on, the Ming Dynasty began to go downhill sharply!

But Zhu Yijun, the Wanli emperor, just put it badly, and indulged in the "cannon fire" in the back all day long.

I really did it: keep my ears off the outside world, and only focus on the tricks in the room!

Facts have proved that it is a good thing to be bad, at least it is a good thing for the emperor.

Because Zhu Yijun has been emperor for forty-eight years, becoming the longest reigning emperor in Ming history!

Compared with his grandfather who also did not go to court, the old Taoist Zhu Houxi, he has been in power for one year longer! "Four Nine Zero" Zhu Yijun enjoyed it.

In the second year after the disastrous defeat in the Battle of Salhu, when the country was in chaos, he stretched out his hands, stared at his feet, and drove west.

Then, leave a butt of "shit" for the children and grandchildren to wipe!

And the person who wiped this big pile of "shit" should have been Zhu Yijun's unlucky son Zhu Changluo.

But Zhu Changluo has been in office for less than a month, and he is cold...

So the person who wiped became Zhu Youxiao.

In fact, there are many things that cannot be blamed on Zhu Yijun.

But Zhu Youxiao just beat him up!

Oh shit.....…

Zhu Yunwen: "So, which dynasty did our Ming Dynasty actually die in?"

Zhu Gaochi: "Isn't it Chongzhen?"

Zhu Youjian: "Ah? Isn't it Wanli?"

Zhu Yunwen: "I think it's Jiajing!"

Zhu Houpao: "You fart! You are clearly the God of War!"

Zhu Qizhen: "My mother..."

Zhu Zhanji: "You'd better stop talking, so as not to get beaten again!"

Zhu Youxiao: "Okay, let's continue the evaluation."

[Ding! Received the command from the group leader!]

【The next evaluation group member, Jingtai Emperor Zhu Qiyu!】

Hearing that he was going to be evaluated, Zhu Qiyu also became nervous.

To be honest, he didn't feel much about this system review at first.

He originally thought that the content of the review would only be some big event, or some serious letter.

But after seeing Zhu Zhanji's evaluation process and his end...

Zhu Qiyu found out that the evaluation of this chat group is going to trick people...

And even the kind of true thoughts that dare not express to outsiders will be shaken out...

Thinking of this, Zhu Yu was sweating nervously...

Although he doesn't have any big scandals, no one is perfect, and he is more or less "unspeakable" weak...

【Jingtai Emperor Zhu Qiyu, you were born on the third day of August in the third year of Xuande, the second son of Emperor Xuande Zhu Zhanji. 】

【Your mother, Wu, was the court lady of Ming Xuanzong Zhu Zhanji when he was the grandson of the emperor. After giving birth to you, she was named a virtuous concubine. 】

[…]

[On the third day of the first month of the tenth year of Xuande, your father Ming Xuanzong Zhu Zhanji passed away, and his eldest son Zhu Qizhen succeeded to the throne, and his reign name was changed to Ming Yingzong. 】

Zhu Zhanji:???

Zhu Zhanji: "What? I have only been in office for ten years? Is there any mistake!"

Zhu Di: "Jizai, to be honest, I just found out about you, but I don't know what to say now......

Hearing that another emperor died so early, Zhu Di felt a little numb...

Zhu Zhanji: "Grandpa, I'm your great grandson, don't you feel bad about my death so early?"

Zhu Di: "Of course I feel uncomfortable, but I... oh... Jizi, in fact, few of the Ming emperors present lived long. Not surprisingly, you should be like them, yes He was murdered by civil servants in collusion with the harem."

Zhu Zhanji: "No! Civil officials colluded with the harem to kill me as an emperor? How dare they! Also, because the family doesn't live long?"

Faced with Zhu Zhanji's question, everyone fell silent...

According to the original trend, among the emperors present, the shortest-lived one was the Tianqi Emperor Zhu Youxiao.

Only twenty-three years old...

It is said that he died after falling into the water, but he died after falling into the water for two years. Isn't this pure fucking nonsense!

And the "fairy medicine" called "Lingluyin" is actually rice soup.

Can rice soup make people swollen?

Simply nonsense!

Seeing that everyone was silent, Zhu Zhan's base had no choice but to give up.

Review continues.

[On the ninth day of February in the tenth year of Xuande, you were conferred the title of King Yi by your elder brother Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen, and you were enshrined in Shuntian, the capital of the capital. 】

[On the second day of April in the second year of Zhengtong, you held a coronation ceremony when you were only ten years old. 】

Zhu Youjian: "Eh..... is this too early?"

Zhu Qiyu: "There is no way, I can only follow the arrangement from above."

Zhu Qizhen: "Look what I'm doing, I was only eleven years old at that time, okay, this matter should be the intention of the cabinet gang!"

Zhu Youjian: "Dai Zongye, you and I also have the emperor's brother, but your elder brother is not as good as my elder brother!"

Zhu Qiyu: "No way, it's all embarrassing.

Zhu Qizhen: "You guys are enough!"

[In the fourteenth year of Zhengtong, the Tumu Fortress Incident broke out, and your elder brother Zhu Qizhen was captured. 】

【The emperor was arrested, the government and the people were suddenly without a leader, everyone was panicked, and the six gods had no master!】

[At this time, the ministers who had been advocating the southward move jumped out again. 】

[In the end, under the strong opposition of Yu Qian, the left servant of the Ministry of War, the southward move was dropped. 】

Zhu Di: "Why do these people always think about moving to the south? Damn, they move south whenever they have something to do. It's really annoying!"

Zhu Zhanji: "It's really annoying. I think my father also advocated moving south. It's really annoying!"

Zhu Gaochi: "I can't help it!"

Zhu Zhanji: "What do you mean? Grandpa is buried in Suncheon, and you have to move the capital to respond to Heaven. Aren't you abandoning him!"

Zhu Gaochi: "If you want to put it this way, Grandpa Taizu was buried alone in Yingtian. Didn't your grandfather abandon him back then?"

Zhu Di: "You guys are quarreling, don't bring me up!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Forget it, let's bury Yingtian alone, let's just be alone, the joys and sorrows of human beings are not connected, we just think you...

Zhu Biao: "It's over, Wen Qing's illness has occurred again..."

[At the time of the crisis, the Empress Dowager Sun, the birth mother of Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen, and the ministers took turns persuading you to temporarily take the throne. 】

【At first you were not willing to temporarily take the throne!】

【Firstly, it's not right. After all, when Zhu Qizhen comes back, you still have to hand over the throne, which is very embarrassing. 】

[Secondly, you know very well that the Queen Mother Sun and the others let you take the throne temporarily, because they want you to be a scapegoat tool. 】

[If the Ming Dynasty is good, then you can still keep it. 】

【But if there is even the slightest mistake in the Ming Dynasty, you will bear the eternal infamy, the infamy of the king of subjugation!】

[However, you are only one person, after all, you can't resist civil and military officials. 】

[In the end, under Yu Qian's persuasion, you had no choice but to take over. 】

[On August 18th, the 14th year of Zhengtong, the Empress Dowager Sun held an imperial meeting and ordered you to supervise the country on her behalf. 】

[On August 22nd of the 14th year of Zhengtong, Empress Dowager Sun made another decree that Zhu Jianshen, the eldest son of Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, should be the crown prince, but you will still act as the agent of state affairs to calm people's hearts. 】

[You are very dissatisfied with this. 】

【It's absurd and unreasonable for you to make your nephew the crown prince. 】

Zhu Di: "Jizai, did you see that? Your grandchildren are so talented!"

Zhu Zhanji: "I can understand her doing that, and there's nothing wrong with it."

Zhu Qiyu: "But Father, Empress Dowager Sun, she really likes to eat rabbit meat."

Zhu Zhanji: "It's strange, why can I only see your mouth moving, but I can't hear the sound."

Zhu Qiyu: "...

[In the fourteenth year of Zhengtong, on September 6th, with the strong support of Yu Qian and others, you officially ascended the throne as emperor. 】

[By honoring the eldest brother Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen as the Supreme Emperor, the name of the next year was changed to the first year of Jingtai. 】

[After you ascended the throne, the leader of Wacha "Yexian" saw that it was useless to hold Zhu Qizhen hostage, so he prepared to take the initiative to attack! 】

[Knowing that Oirat is about to invade, people in the capital are even more panicked, and many wealthy households even moved their families out of other places. 】

【On October 11, the 14th year of Zhengtong, the Oirat army arrived at the capital!】

【You order, Master Yu Qian meets the enemy!】

【From now on, the battle to defend Beiping officially begins!】

【After a fierce fight, Wacha lost to our Ming army and retreated steadily!】

【I also saw that I couldn't beat him, so I brought out your elder brother Zhu Qizhen and asked him to persuade you to open the door outside the city gate and let him in!】

【From now on, your elder brother Zhu Qizhen has gained a resounding nickname: the Son of Heaven!】

Zhu Yunwen: "Tsk tsk tsk, it's been a long time!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Damn it, I'm convinced... Fourth, look at your great great-grandson!"

Zhu Di: "You can't blame me, Dad, you have to blame Jizai! Jizai, look at your good son!"

Zhu Zhanji: "No, I don't know anything yet, it's my fault!"

Zhu Di: "It's not your good grandson, she must have taught the child badly, and taught your son to be as cowardly as a Gouba!"

Zhu Youjian: "Indeed, to be honest, if it were me, I would have died in Wala, and I would be ashamed to come back!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Here is the time to praise Youjian. He persisted in guarding the gate of the country. He would rather hang himself on a crooked neck tree than surrender!"

Zhu Zhanji: "Eldest son, look at Yujian, and then look at you! I should have shot you on the wall if I knew it earlier!"

Zhu Qizhen: "...Father, use civilized language...and why is it my younger brother who is the one who evaluates, but I am always the one who gets scolded..."

【In the end, under the leadership and organization of the officials of Yu Qianhe's main combat faction, the battle to defend the capital was victorious!】

【The Great Ming Dynasty, against!】

[After the victory in this battle, your elder brother Zhu Qizhen was captured and brought back to Wala.....]

【After experiencing the power in your hands, you, who didn't really want to be an emperor, gradually fell in love with this throne. 】

[However, the good times don't last long, and you, immersed in power, soon ran into trouble. 】

【then

It’s Wala, I don’t want to stay in Zhu Qi Town anymore!]

[Wala realized that the Ming Dynasty had completely given up on Zhu Qizhen, the "overlord". 】

[Anyway, it's useless to keep it, it's better to send it back, it's so disgusting, you emperor. 】

[Wala said, I hope you can send someone to pick up Taishanghuang Zhu Qizhen back. 】

[Of course you don’t want to, so you choose to remain silent and ignore. 】

【You know that once Zhu Qizhen comes back, your throne will be threatened!】

【However, there are more and more voices from the ministers urging you to order the emperor to come back!】

【You never listen!】

[In the end, with Yu Qian's promise, you had no choice but to compromise. 】

【Yu Qian promises: The throne has been set and will never be changed again!】

Zhu Qizhen: "If you say that, I still have to thank Yu Qian?"

Zhu Qiyu: "You should thank Wala! Thank you first!! They gave you the opportunity to study abroad!!"

Zhu Di: "It's been five hundred years, and the only one who can get there is me. And the only one who was tied up there is you at 4.8.

Zhu Qizhen: "I say you two, if you want to scold you, you can scold, don't be so weird..."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "The sky did not give birth to you, Zhuqi Town, and history is like a long night! Who is the peak at the end of the emperor, and the colorful rainbow is your castle! People give you the nickname of foreign students, the Ming Dynasty God of War Zhuqi Town! You

If you change the eunuch with less insurance, you dare to laugh at the fact that Yingzong is not a grandson!"

Zhu Qizhen:

Zhu Yunwen: "Okay! This poem is very good! Grandpa Huang, it seems that this young literary and artistic youth is still useful, Tao can actually compose poems!

Zhu Di: "Although I don't quite understand what it means, but just listening to it is awesome!"

Zhu Youjian: "It's really awesome, anyway, it sounds like a rhyme!"

Zhu Houpao: "Although it is not as gorgeous as Qingci, it is still very powerful!"

For a while, everyone flattered the candidates.

Lao Zhu expressed that he enjoyed it very much!

But soon, he found that three people did not praise him.

Except for Zhu Qizhen, the "protagonist" in the poem, the remaining two are Zhu Biao and Zhu Youxiao.

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Biaoer, Youxiao, why don't you praise us?"

Zhu Biao: "Er.....Father, let's stop impromptu poetry..."

Zhu Youxiao: "I'm mainly curious, what is this "colorful hair"?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Oh, I don't know either, I just made up the number of words.

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