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109. The Emperors Recall Their Childhood Sweethearts! Zhu Di: Jizai, Are You In Pain?

The old ancestor was angry, Zhu Zhanji was deeply terrified, and hurriedly knelt down to admit his mistake!

"Grandfather, don't be angry, it's all because I'm ignorant and didn't listen to my grandfather's teachings.

Don't worry, I will definitely not dare to have the idea of ​​abolishing the empress again, and when I go back, I will treat Mrs. Hu kindly!"

Zhu Zhanji also knows that toughness is not enough, and that softness is the last word.

As for the issue of whether to abolish or not, we will look forward to it later.

The first thing to do is to get over it first!

Seeing that Zhu Zhanji admitted his mistake so sincerely, Zhu Yuanzhang was immediately relieved.

He is not an unreasonable person, so he is not going to hold on to this matter.

"It's a good thing to correct your mistakes. Get up." He said to Zhu Zhanji.

Zhu Zhanji breathed a sigh of relief and stood up slowly.

At this moment, he still doesn't know that the little calculation in his heart will be exposed soon!

Review continues.

[The results of this evaluation show that you are an emperor with both civil and military skills and a heart for the people. 】

[But you are also an emperor who spoils concubines and destroys wives, and is greedy for beauty. 】

【You are greedy for Mrs. Sun's beauty, and her obedience and obedience to you. 】

【Most importantly, she often praises you as "brave"!】

【You enjoy this feeling of being adored!】

Zhu Zhanji: "Ah...these can really be said..."

[When facing the embarrassment of your ancestor Zhu Yuanzhang, you chose to admit your mistake without hesitation. 】

[However, in your heart, you still haven't given up the idea of ​​abolishing and reforming. 】

【Because there is love in your heart!】

【So you choose to fool your ancestor Zhu Yuanzhang first!】

【To sum up, come to a final conclusion!】

【You are a very "courageous" emperor!】

【I wish you peace!】

[This evaluation is over, the score will be announced after the evaluation of other group members, please wait a moment. 】

Zhu Zhanji:

He seriously doubts whether he has offended this chat group somewhere...

Why do you even have to say such a thing!

However, at this time, it was useless for Zhu Zhanji to think more.

Because he saw Zhu Yuanzhang, Zhu Di, and his father Zhu Gaochi all approaching him...

Zhu Yuanzhang: "You have the guts! How dare you lie to us!"

Zhu Di: "You kid, you don't like oil and salt, don't you?"

Zhu Gaochi: "Son, why don't you listen to persuasion? We are all for your own good!"

Seeing that the beating was settled, Zhu Zhanji's temper became "bassy"!

He is also a person with a temper, and he has not returned his temper!

Even if it is Zhu Di's mouth, he can resist it!

Anyway, I'm going to be beaten anyway, so I just say what's on my mind!

"You keep saying it's good for me, don't I know it's good for myself?

I just want to make the woman I love the queen, so you don't even care about that!

She is a weak woman who hasn't even killed a chicken, why are you saying that it seems like the Ming Dynasty will be defeated by her!

Aren't you just afraid that I will be so fascinated by her that I won't be able to be the emperor?

Please! Grandpa, Grandpa, Dad! Ancestors! I'm not so stupid!"

What Zhu Zhanji said actually made sense.

After Zhu Yuanzhang, Zhu Di, and Zhu Gaochi heard this, they also felt that it made sense.

But so what?

In the end, Zhu Yuanzhang took the lead in the charge on the grounds that "you dare to yell at your ancestors if you are not filial to your descendants"!

Zhu Di and Zhu Gaochi followed closely behind!

Zhu Di: "Dawei Tianlong!"

Zhu Gaochi: "Dharma mantra!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Swastika! Solution!"

After a while of punching and kicking.

Zhu Di clapped his hands: "Does it hurt, Jizai?"

Zhu Zhanji, with a bruised nose and swollen face, shook his head, and blurted out two words from the corner of his swollen mouth: "It doesn't hurt."

Zhu Yuanzhang wondered: "Hiss! Your face is swollen, doesn't it hurt?"

Zhu Zhanji smiled: "Because, 'love' can relieve pain!

Everyone: "...

Zhu Yuanzhang: "I am really convinced..."

Zhu Di: "I'm fucking convinced..."

Zhu Gaochi: "I..."

Just when everyone was speechless, Zhu Zhanji spoke to himself, as if he was feeling,

"Sun, she was supposed to be my empress, but she was suddenly rejected from being a concubine to becoming a concubine, which is unfair to her.

Although Mrs. Sun and I did not suffer together like the great grandfather and his wife, we fell in love with each other when we were young.

When I was the grandson, I made a promise to her that after I ascended the throne, I would personally hand over the queen's treasure book to her!

She smiled so happily at that time, and even kissed me happily! That was my first kiss~~”

Speaking of this, Zhu Zhanji laughed aftertaste, enjoying it very much.

Everyone: "Well..."

Zhu Qizhen was full of longing: "I have to say, father, the relationship between you and mother is really good!"

Zhu Di got goosebumps all over his body: "Okay, don't make him die, it's disgusting!"

Zhu Yunwen: "My love with Natasha is also willing to bow down!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "How should I put it, we think we should be the most qualified to speak, Jizai, actually, we can understand your relationship with Mrs. Sun, but please don't dispose of Mrs. Hu. After all A concubine is a concubine, and a wife is a wife! Don't mess around!"

Zhu Biao: "A concubine is a concubine, and a wife is a wife! You can't mess around! That's a good word! But dad, that's not what you said when you forced me to be a filial piety for your beloved concubine Sun Guifei!"

Zhu Yuanzhang's face froze immediately: "...how do you still remember this! Forget it quickly!"

Zhu Biao sneered: "At that time, in front of all civil and military officials, you chased me with a sword and forced me to keep filial piety for your little concubine. How could you let me forget such a violation of etiquette?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "This...we never thought about cutting it off!"

Zhu Biao: "Heh... If I hadn't run fast, I would have been beaten even if I wasn't chopped down."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Okay, don't mention it! Didn't you go to keep your filial piety in the end! We didn't bother with you, did we!"

Zhu Di: "Poor old fifth..."

Zhu Yuanzhang:...don't mention it!"

Seeing that the topic is getting more and more biased, Zhu Zhanji, who is eager to prove that his "true love is not wrong", is anxious.

He hurriedly brought the topic back, and asked everyone,

"I'll just ask you, if you were me! Don't you all have the heart to let your childhood sweetheart's first love be your concubine?"

Everyone: "Ah..."

For a while, no one answered...

After all, among the people present, not many have childhood sweethearts.

And there are only two people who "are" childhood sweethearts.

These two people are Zhu Di and Zhu Biao.

After all, the daughters-in-law of these two people are both the daughters of his father's founding hero.

Zhu Zhanji is also very aware of this, so he directly asked Zhu Di,

"Grandpa, if Grandma was suddenly demoted to King Yan's side concubine and became your concubine, would you be willing to let her be your concubine?"

Zhu Di didn't expect that Zhu Zhanji would take the initiative to ask him, which made him a little passive...

"Uh... how should I put it, I don't like this, although your grandma and I have always been very affectionate.

But... To be honest, I really don't want to marry her before I get married. I am a little scared of a girl like her.

I feel like marrying her is like marrying a female version of my elder brother, it's so terrifying..."

Zhu Biao: "? Fourth brother, do you know what you are talking about?"

Zhu Yunwen: "Father, Fourth Uncle is saying that you are nagging like a bitch."

Zhu Di: "Nothing! Don't slander me!"

Zhu Biao:

Seeing that Zhu Di didn't get any feedback from Zhu Di, Zhu Zhanji shifted his target to another unmarked person who had a childhood sweetheart,

"Master Xingzong, I remember that you and your first wife, Mrs. Chang, were childhood sweethearts, and they were very affectionate.

Let me ask you, if your childhood sweetheart Chang became your concubine, would you accept it?"

Zhu Biao: "Ah...how do you say this...um...uh...hiss...this...it's...that's... Forehead……….."

Zhu Biao really didn't know how to answer...

Because at the beginning who he could marry was completely decided by his father Zhu Yuanzhang.

It just so happened that the person his father asked him to marry was his favorite Chang family.

He really never thought about what would happen if Mrs. Chang became his concubine...

Shouldn't it be?

Zhu Biao's thoughts were actually the thoughts of most people present.

After all, with such a high status, what kind of woman do you want?

Moreover, in feudal society, it was basically the orders of parents and the words of matchmakers.

Even if it is the emperor, who he wants to marry as his wife is not his own decision.

Unless, like Zhu Youxiao, a national draft is held.

But such a result is only a good-looking one.

But if you look at too many beautiful things, you will become numb.

For the emperor, any beautiful sex is just a whim, and it is always better to seduce people with power!

"Master Xuanzong, I think there is only one person who can answer your question."

Zhu Youjian said suddenly.

Zhu Zhanqi was curious: "Who?"

Zhu Youjian: "This person hasn't joined the group yet, he is my grandfather, Ming Shenzong Zhu Yijun.

Zhu Zhanji: "Zhu Yijun? He also has childhood sweethearts?"

Zhu Youjian: "No, he is just like you. In order to let his concubine sit on the queen's seat, he wasted a lot of thought! Not only was he tough with the ministers, but he even failed to go to court in the end.

Zhu Zhanji: "Fuck me, so awesome?"

Zhu Changluo: "It's not just awesome, in order to make Concubine Zheng's son the emperor, he even treats my eldest son like a raw horse!"

Zhu Youjian: "That's not right, father, grandpa doesn't like you, it doesn't seem to have anything to do with Concubine Zheng, right?"

Zhu Changluo: "Ahem, it has something to do with it."

Zhu Zhanji: "In that case, I'd better wait for this guy named Zhu Yijun to join the group before talking to him. I can't get along with you heartless guys!"

0………seeking flowers… 0

Zhu Youxiao: "Ah........it's hard to comment. I can only say that every line is like a mountain. I wish you success!"

For a while, the topic went off track again,

Zhu Yuanzhang: "By the way, why do I always hear you mention this man named Zhu Yijun? Does he have such a rich life? Why does he seem to be everywhere?"

Zhu Houpao: "I'm also wondering, what kind of emperor is my grandson?"

Zhu Changluo: "How should I put it, in fact, my father, apart from doting on concubines, indulging in the harem, treating the eldest son harshly, disregarding the government, and losing his temper, other things are pretty good."

Everyone:

www.

Zhu Youjian: "Father, you have described it like this. May I ask if Grandpa Huang has any strengths?"

Zhu Changluo: "Well... there will always be what should be."

Everyone:

Zhu Biao: "I said you guys are fine, don't drive all the time! It's insulting to the gentleman!"

Zhu Yunwen: "What car? Didn't you think it was wrong?"

Zhu Biao: "You..."

Zhu Changluo: "Ahem, by the way, once my father was seriously ill, and he felt that he was going to die. At that time, without saying a word, he hurriedly ordered the withdrawal of mining taxes in many places!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "I still have a little conscience. I know how to relieve the pressure on the people when I am about to die."

Zhu Changluo: "But his illness suddenly recovered! Then he found that if there was no mining tax, his small treasury would shrink, so he hurriedly sent someone to take back the imperial edict that had been issued."

Zhu Di: "Isn't it possible to take back the imperial decree after it's issued? Isn't this just changing the decree from day to day!?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "The withdrawal of the mine tax is not for the common people, but for his own posthumous reputation, and to use a mess for Gongluo!

Zhu Houpao: "Fuck me, my grandson is even more selfish than me?"

Recalling the absurd things that the eccentric father did, Zhu Changluo could say that he couldn't finish talking for three days and three nights.

Talk to him about this and he won't be sleepy!

"Besides these, my royal father has done many wonderful things.

For example, since the middle of Wanli period, my father has directly become the hands-off shopkeeper, not caring about anything.

Official positions in the court are also very scarce, and one person often does the work of more than a dozen people.

There are only four or five witches for positions such as supervisory censors who need to patrol various places.

I have two capitals and one thirteen provinces in Ming Dynasty. How can I make inspections with just these few people?

I remember a person who went on patrol outside for five or six years before returning once.

Not to mention the supervisory censor, the number of officials in the six departments is even less.

Either there is no Shangshu, or there is no assistant minister, and some departments even rely on the doctor only.

I remember that there was a period of time when the six films added up, it seemed that there were less than twenty people in total.

There are so few officials in the court, it's not that no one wants to be an official, but that my father doesn't approve of it!

He is obsessed with the harem all day long, completely disregarding these political affairs.

Now, there are not enough people in the court, and people who want to be officials outside can't get in.

Until one year, the ministers couldn't hold on any longer and begged my father to approve hundreds of official positions.

However, several months have passed, but no one has come to report...

I didn't know until someone asked about it, but the result was really ridiculous.

According to the regulations of our Ming Dynasty, appointment orders must be issued by the Ministry of Officials to the regiment.

However, at that time, the official department gave this position to the matter, and there was no one at all..."

Everyone: "...

Zhu Changluo continued,

"Also, didn't the cabinet fight back and forth all day long at that time, and in the end there was only one cabinet boss left.

That old man is over seventy years old, and since the emperor doesn't care about anything, that old man has to do a lot of things by himself every day!

He couldn't do it, so he applied to my father to transfer a few more people, but my father ignored him at all.

That pavilion really couldn't continue, so I resigned, but my father still didn't care.

Later, I really couldn't continue working in that pavilion, so I went back to my hometown directly, and my father didn't care about it.

In the end, Na Ge died of old age, and I don't know whether he died of illness or exhaustion. In short, until he died, his resignation letter was not approved..."

Listening to Zhu Changluo's various complaints, the expressions of the emperors became more and more complicated...

Zhu Youjian: "This Ge Lao should be regarded as dead at work, right?"

Zhu Changluo: "Well...how can it be counted..."

Zhu Di: "No, if you say that, isn't there no one in the cabinet?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "The emperor doesn't care about business, and there is no one in the cabinet, so the court is not messed up?"

Zhu Changluo: "Don't panic, the Donglin Party will come later."

Zhu Qizhen: "By the way, did we digress? Wasn't the love between my father and my mother just discussed? Why did it suddenly involve Zhu Yijun?"

Zhu Qiyu: "Brother, your reflex arc is really long, isn't it true that the pretty boy in the grassland didn't give you walnuts to fill your brain?"

Zhu Qizhen: "I'm fucking... only".

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