Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 624: Pure Perversion
Nan Feng took a breath and looked at Guan Gu in surprise: "With your Chinese proficiency, how can you drive so fast?"
Guangu's face was expressionless, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "You forgot that Zi Qiao is next door to my bedroom."
"oh."
Nanfeng suddenly realized that this made sense.
After all, although Zi Qiao rarely brings his girlfriends back to spend the night, the so-called "rarely" is just a comparison with the many girlfriends he has dated.
Not to mention Guangu, who lives next door, even Nanfeng often heard him emptying the magazine.
"Let's not talk about this yet."
Nanfeng stood up and asked angrily: "Guan Gu, why did you sneak over from the balcony instead of coming in through the door?"
He put his hands behind his back and desperately gestured to Yu Mo, who was still eavesdropping behind the sofa, to tell her to hide quickly.
But Yu Mo was sticking his head out at this time, listening to the movements on the balcony, and had no idea that he should find a more private place to hide now.
Guangu was stunned when he heard this, and then he said a little aggrievedly: "I would like to come in through the door, but at this time, haven't you already locked the door and gone back to the room to sleep?"
"Forehead……"
Nanfeng thought for a while and found that this was really the case.
My usual sleeping time is very fixed, and I am used to locking the door before going to bed. Anyway, if someone really has something to do, they must come to me while I am sleeping, so they can also call me.
Thinking of this, Nanfeng's eyes suddenly became strange when he looked at Guangu.
"So what happened that made you come over to the balcony to find me without even making a phone call?"
"No, you misunderstood."
Guangu explained in embarrassment: "I came over the balcony not to find you, but I just wanted to borrow your guest room for one night.
"I sent you a message to tell you about this, but you never replied to me, so I came over directly."
"Yeah?"
Nan Feng took out his cell phone from his pocket and saw the message from Guan Gu.
Guangu looked at Nanfeng in confusion: "You...didn't hear the message notification?"
"Forehead……"
Nanfeng touched his nose awkwardly.
Just now he was either concentrating on playing games, or concentrating on...
"Cough cough cough."
He coughed a few times and put the phone back in his pocket in a hurry: "I guess I accidentally pressed the mute button... By the way, Guangu, why do you want to come to my place to stay for one night?"
Nanfeng was changing the subject, but was also genuinely curious: "Did you and Youyou quarrel? It's not like you can't even stay in your own room."
"well."
Guan Gu let out a long sigh, his face expressionless.
He stood up staggeringly and shook the dust off his body. Before Nanfeng could react, Guangu had already bypassed him, opened the balcony curtain and walked in.
"It's quite cold outside, let's go in first and talk."
Nanfeng was stunned by Guangu's sudden, silky offside move. By the time he wanted to reach out and stop Guangu from entering, it was already too late.
Helpless Nanfeng could only catch up and shout loudly.
"Guangu, slow down!"
The moment Guangu opened the curtain, Yu Mo, who realized that he should find a place to hide, could only slap his forehead in frustration.
At this point, she could only quickly retract her neck and lie down under the sofa depressedly.
Guangu shook his head after opening the curtain, and his movements were stagnant.
That moment just now. The corner of his eye seemed to catch a dark object flashing past, but when he looked carefully, he saw nothing.
Nanfeng on the side put his hand on his forehead helplessly.
He kept telling Yu Mo to find a hidden place to hide, but she was lucky enough to be fascinated by the gossip.
It seems that among the boys in the apartment, everyone laughs at Teacher Zeng and everyone is Teacher Zeng, while among the girls, everyone gossips about Youyou, but their level of gossip is actually about the same as that of Youyou.
Guangu turned to look at Nanfeng: "Nanfeng, did you see anything strange just now?"
"Something weird?"
Nanfeng pretended to walk up to Guan Gu, blocking his sight and pretending to look around.
"No, Guangu, are you mistaken?"
Nan Feng turned around and said seriously: "I know, you must have thought you met a ghost just now and scared yourself too much. Now the ghost has scared you out of hallucinations."
"Snake shadow?!!"
Guangu, who didn't understand this idiom, was so frightened that he jumped three feet high.
As we all know, the only person who can defeat Japan's last samurai is not only Kuro and Oni, but also Snake.
"Hehehe."
Yu Mo couldn't help laughing. She didn't know Guangu was such a timid person.
After she realized something was wrong, she quickly stopped her laughter.
Nanfeng quickly took Guan Gu's arm and comforted him: "Guan Gu, what I said was the shadow of a snake with a bow in the cup. It's an idiom, not that there are real snakes."
Guangu confirmed to him: "There are really no snakes?"
"Of course, do you think someone like me who is too lazy to take care of myself will have the time, energy and mood to raise a snake?
"You know, unless the snake is a white lady, it can't even warm a bed."
Nanfeng paused, then waved his hand and said, "Forget it, it's not important, let's talk about business first."
He felt that he should solve the issue of Guan Gu coming here as soon as possible tonight, so that he would have time to continue dating Yu Mo.
Even if the atmosphere tonight has been completely ruined by Guan Gu, and the probability of reaching second base is not high, but he is not in a relationship just to reach second base.
He just wants to stay with his girlfriend who he has been dating for less than 24 hours. Isn't this human nature?
Nan Feng pulled Guan Gu, blocking Guan Gu's sight all the way and pressing him tightly on the sofa.
Guan Gu's current position is just facing Yu Mo. As long as Guan Gu does not suddenly turn his head 180 degrees and look down, he will definitely not find Yu Mo.
And the position where Nan Feng is sitting is even more powerful. Sitting here, he can guide Guan Gu's sight and control the overall situation, and the corner of his eye can just catch a glimpse of his girlfriend lying on the back of the sofa.
[Well, perfect. ]
Nan Feng was immediately complacent.
However, before Nanfeng's face was completely proud, Guan Gu moved his butt uncomfortably, trying to move away from this perfect position.
"Stop! Don't move!"
Nanfeng, who was frightened, had no time to think about it, and hurriedly shouted at Guan Gu.
If Guan Gu really moved back, he might be able to see Yu Mo's head.
Guan Gu stopped his movements in horror at Nanfeng's scolding. He stared at Nanfeng in surprise, and his tone was even more panicked than thinking he had seen a ghost.
"I, I, I... I just moved back, yes, yes, yes... What's the problem?"
Guan Gu now began to regret his decision to come to 3603 tonight.
You know, Nanfeng always speaks softly. Even if he is angry or in a petty revenge mode, he just squints his eyes and smiles brightly, which makes people feel uneasy.
When did I see Nanfeng with such an amazing voice?
"No."
Nanfeng returned to his normal state. He smiled a little guilty and said, "I just think we are sitting well now. You shouldn't be so far away from me."
Guangu seemed a little silent when he heard Nanfeng's words.
This is Nanfeng. If it were someone else, he would really think that the person opposite him was gay.
Nanfeng touched his nose awkwardly and began to change the subject: "Guangu, you haven't told me what happened to you tonight."
"Uh..."
Guangu's mood suddenly became depressed when he heard it.
Although he came over the balcony in the middle of the night to find a quiet place, he actually wanted to chat with Nanfeng, but when Nanfeng started to ask, he started to talk about other things.
Guangu pointed to the game controller on the coffee table and said exaggeratedly: "Ah, so you were playing games just now.
"Hey, why is it a two-player game?
"Forget it, it's not important."
He smiled stiffly: "Then let's play games together."
"Don't change the subject."
Nanfeng hung one hand behind the sofa, and patted the sofa gently with the other hand: "Hurry up and tell me what happened. If you don't tell me... I will tell everyone about your bad things tomorrow."
"I will tell you."
Guan Gu sighed: "I and Youyou tonight..."
"Haha, stop it..."
He was halfway through his words when Nanfeng suddenly laughed inexplicably.
Guan Gu widened his eyes in confusion.
"It's okay, it's okay."
Nanfeng pursed his lips hard: "I just suddenly remembered a happy thing, Guan Gu, continue talking."
As he spoke, he used his hand hanging under the sofa to pat Yu Mo gently, helplessly and dotingly.
Nanfeng didn't expect Yu Mo to be so bold. Seeing that one of his hands was hanging under the sofa, she actually drew circles on her palm under Guan Gu's eyes.
For a moment, he didn't know what Yumo was thinking. Wasn't she worried about being discovered by Guan Gu?
So did she want everyone to find out that they were secretly dating?
"Shh!"
Yumo held Nanfeng's hand with one hand and gently placed the other hand on her lips.
She winked at Nanfeng playfully and said in a voice that only Nanfeng could hear: "Don't you think this is interesting and exciting?"
Nanfeng was stunned. He finally understood Yumo's thoughts.
This is just like the sentence Yumo asked himself before.
[Don't you think it's exciting to secretly date under everyone's noses? ]
The focus of this sentence is neither "under everyone's noses" nor "secretly dating", but "exciting".
In other words, for Yumo, whether they will be discovered by everyone is not important. What is important is the excitement of secretly dating.
……
……
……
So what kind of girlfriend did I find? ! !
Nanfeng took advantage of Guan Gu's inattention and glared at Yumo quickly, but did not retract his hand.
[Although it is a bit difficult to say it out loud, it seems that this is really exciting and interesting. ]
Perhaps the Japanese really have blind spots in their vision, and it is not easy to find people around the corners of the wall, under the table, and under the sofa. Nanfeng's weird behavior and the half-smile on his face did not arouse Guan Gu's vigilance at all, and he didn't know that he had become a part of another couple's play.
But even if Guan Gu knew, he would at most spit expressionlessly.
Look at what those people in movies and novels who are secretly in love under other people's noses are doing, what are you two doing?
Drawing circles on the palms, writing words on the backs of hands, holding hands, happily putting Nanfeng's hands on your cheeks.
And then, and then...
And then there is nothing else.
Are you in love? Or are you playing house?
Even sucking your fingers is fine!
This is really pure love among perversions, and perversion among pure love!!
People in the world call it: pure perversion!!!
Here it comes
Pigeon solemnly declares that all the love concepts in the book are based on character settings and world outlook, and have nothing to do with Pigeon himself.
Well, I am a serious person, a very serious serious person.
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