Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Turn over..."

Yu Mo was immediately startled by Nan Feng's words. She covered her mouth and jumped up from Nan Feng's thigh.

She lowered her voice and asked hurriedly: "Turn over the balcony? Why would Guan Gu turn over the balcony in the middle of the night when he has a door!"

"How should I know."

Nan Feng also replied in a low voice: "Do you think I still have the mind to eavesdrop on Guan Gu in the situation just now?"

"Forget it, let's ignore it for now."

Yu Mo stood in the living room and looked around blankly: "Then where should I hide?"

Nan Feng waved his hands nervously and said quickly: "Whatever, bedroom, guest room, dubbing room, instrument room, as long as it's not in the toilet."

Yu Mo said anxiously: "But the living room is too dark, I can't find the way."

Seeing that Guan Gu's sneaky shadow was reflected on the balcony curtain, she gritted her teeth and simply squatted behind the sofa.

"Help to cover me."

Nanfeng's eyes almost popped out when he saw this: "How can you hide behind the sofa!"

Before he could say anything more, he saw Guan Gu's hand had already reached into the curtain to grope for the switch on the wall to turn on the light in the living room, so Nanfeng could only go forward in the dark.

"Guan Gu!"

Guan Gu, who had climbed over the balcony to 3603, had just touched the switch and turned on the light when he heard a sudden shout through the curtain.

Guan Gu, who was afraid of the dark and ghosts, was already scared in his heart, but when Nanfeng shouted like that, he was scared and immediately stepped back while shouting.

"Oh Gasang! Save me!!!"

Nanfeng lifted the curtain and looked at Guan Gu, who was huddled in the corner of the balcony, holding his head and trembling.

Very good, this is the fourth one.

My suite is not a haunted house, where did the setting of "as long as the lights are not turned on at night, someone will definitely be scared" come from?

Guan Gu, who was afraid of ghosts, was so scared that he buried his head deeply in his knees and didn't even dare to raise his head.

He was afraid that if he raised his head, he would see a Japanese female ghost with disheveled hair, a slit-mouthed woman holding a utility knife, a fox spirit with a fox tail, a headless Japanese samurai holding his head, or... Hu Yifei in red with a halo on her head.

Let's talk about it, if Yifei really became a ghost, all the horror legends and supernatural stories in Japan combined would not be as scary as her.

Guan Gu's voice trembled, and he cried out without thinking: "Great God, Great God, I don't live in this suite.

"Please, if you have grievances, you have grievances, you have revenges, go to whoever you should go to, don't hurt me! "

Nanfeng, who was about to explain to Guan Gu, paused when he heard this. He raised his eyebrows jokingly.

What do you mean by "I don't live in this suite"?

What do you mean by "whoever you should find should be found"?

From what this guy said, he wanted to let the ghost find him?

He crossed his arms, narrowed his eyes, and looked down at Guan Gu with a bright smile.

[Oh...]

[Guan Gu, Guan Gu, not only did you ruin my good thing, but now you actually want to hurt me?! !]

[You are really my good brother!]

Nanfeng squatted down with a smile, gently touched Guan Gu's head, and whispered in a vague and strange voice that was hard to find and could not distinguish between men and women.

"Guan~Gu~Shen~Qi~~~"

"Oh Gasang! Save~me!!! "

When Guan Gu heard this classic oriental supernatural voice, he was immediately scared out of his wits. In his great panic, he had lost the ability to think independently and did not even question why this ghost knew his name.

He cried out completely on instinct: "Please, please let me go.

"I am a good person, a very good person!

"I, I, I have never done anything bad in my life! "

Guan Gu's crying made Yu Mo, who was hiding behind the sofa, stick her head out. She listened curiously, not even realizing that now was her best chance to hide or escape.

Even though she couldn't see the two people outside the balcony clearly through the curtain, she could hear Guan Gu, a 1.8-meter-tall man, being scared like this, so it was worth her trip tonight.

"Really~~~"

Nan Feng smiled mischievously, and his touch on Guan Gu's head became more and more gentle. However, every time he touched Guan Gu gently, Guan Gu would shudder all over as if he was electrocuted.

It should be said that the touch of Guan Gu's head was the second best among the boys in the apartment.

As for the best, of course it was Zeng Xiaoxian, who had a mysophobia, silky and flowing hair, and a particularly large head.

That was really a perfect head.

Nan Feng looked at Guan Gu and continued to laugh strangely, saying, "You haven't done anything bad, but you have done something wrong.

"Tell me what bad things you have done since you moved into this apartment, and I will think about whether to let you go."

Nanfeng grinned and said, "Also, I love children who lie the most."

"Their meat is so tender."

"I'll tell you! I'll tell you!"

Guan Gu was so scared that he cried out loudly, "I, after I moved into the Love Apartment, Ziqiao always borrowed money from me and didn't pay it back. One time I was so angry... I spit on his toothbrush."

(○д)? !!

Nanfeng and Yumo both showed Guan Gu an expression like an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

Spitting on someone's toothbrush? !!

I didn't expect you to be this kind of Guan Gu!

Guan Gu continued to tremble, "One night I was so hungry that I ate the small cake in the refrigerator. It turned out that the cake was bought by Meijia for herself after craving it for a long time. It was very expensive.

"I originally wanted to say that I ate it, but when I saw Meijia getting angry and starting to sharpen her knife, I didn't dare to say anything.

“When Meijia saw that neither I nor the curry sauce had any reaction, she immediately concluded that Ziqiao had eaten it secretly.

"Then...Zi Qiao could only eat vegetable salads that whole week, and they were mixed with mustard."

Nan Feng and Yu Mo sighed silently.

They finally understood that whether it was Guan Gu's bad deeds, directly or indirectly, it seemed that Zi Qiao was the unlucky one.

"Also, before Youyou moved into the apartment, there was a very beautiful single female tenant An An on the eighth floor. I had a crush on her at that time.

"She came to me and asked me if Nanfeng liked anyone. At that time, Nanfeng kept saying that he was a bachelor, so I said, just said..."

Nanfeng narrowed his eyes slightly, and the corners of his mouth curved in a dangerous way. He asked sinisterly: "So what did you say?"

"So I said Nanfeng is gay and he likes Teacher Zeng."

"Fuck me!"

Nanfeng cursed in disbelief.

He said that An An suddenly and inexplicably told him to insist on being himself, and it was all because of your magical frame-up by Guan Gu!

besides!

Nanfeng asked in disgust, "Why is it Teacher Zeng?"

"Because Teacher Zeng looks the girliest."

"...Huh?"

Guangu answered tremblingly, and suddenly realized something was wrong.

The curse words and the question just now don’t sound like the voice of a ghost, they sound more like...

He slowly raised his head and breathed a sigh of relief after seeing the south wind in front of him clearly, and then he slumped down on the ground.

Guan Gu, who was still frightened, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and breathed heavily.

After a while, Guan Gu, who had regained consciousness, opened his eyes wide and growled angrily at Nanfeng.

"Nanfeng! You actually pretended to be a ghost to scare me!"

"Guan Gu, please don't spit on others."

Nanfeng narrowed his eyes slightly and smiled brightly: "I never said that I was a ghost from the beginning to the end. It was you who was just sullenly shouting [Great Immortal] and [Great God] over there.

"I was just casually asking you what bad things you had done. I didn't expect you, Guangu, to be so cooperative."

He patted Guan Gu on the shoulder and praised him exaggeratedly: "Guan Gu, Guan Gu, you really answer every question."

"Nonsense, you are just pretending to be a ghost to scare me!"

When Guangu heard this, he immediately said unconvinced: "You just said that someone who lies is tender."

"That's right."

Nanfeng spread his hands and said with a smile: "What I just said is that children who lie have the tenderest meat. The point is not that they lie, but that they are children.

"Isn't it normal for children who are young to pinch the meat tenderly?"

Then, he stared at Guan Gu with a perverted look: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, so Guangu, what do you think I mean by tender meat?"

"you!"

Guangu hesitated for a long time, not knowing how to reply to Nanfeng's words.

After all, with Guan Gu's Chinese proficiency, it is obviously impossible for him to argue with Nanfeng.

He could only mutter depressedly: "Where did I provoke you? You want to scare me like this."

Nan Feng did not answer the question immediately. He just narrowed his eyes and smiled brighter.

[Where did you provoke me? That's a really good question. 】

[Sekiya, do you know that even if you come and knock on the door in the middle of the night tonight, I will be on second base! 】

[But you actually went against common sense and climbed over the balcony! 】

[After being disturbed like this by you, who knows when the next opportunity will be to gather the right people at the right time and the right place, and the atmosphere is just right! 】

[Where did I provoke you? You want to do this to me! 】

When Nan Feng thought of this, he really had a smile on his face, and he wanted to kick Guan Gu off the balcony.

He climbed over the balcony and disturbed his own good things. He could understand that Guangu didn't know the inside story. He thought that when he met a ghost, he would be betrayed immediately, and he could understand that he was too scared, and he never thought that what he said was ambiguous.

But this bastard Guan Gu actually said he was gay for the sake of a beautiful woman!

Nanfeng looked at Guan Gu, feeling that the grudge memo "I offended Nanfeng and wanted to escape" that he had not used for a long time was about to come in handy again.

"Mr. Guandu Fantastic, please understand. It's not that I went to your bedroom to pretend to be a ghost to scare you. It was you who inexplicably climbed onto my balcony in the middle of the night and was scared by me."

He snorted: "You should be lucky that this is China. If it were me studying at the Curtis Institute of Music, and someone like you sneaked in, I would have been able to empty the magazine directly."

Guangu asked subconsciously: "Which magazine should be emptied?"

"hiss……"

Coming, coming

In fact, Pigeon particularly likes this kind of plots in which people reveal information to each other or self-exploit dark histories, not because they are so interesting, but because telling a story that has not happened in the main text in a few simple sentences will make Pigeon feel like the world in the book. Comes alive.

It's as if their life in the past year and a half is not just a short period of more than two million words, but they are really living every second and feeling happiness every moment.