Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 509 Little Red Riding Hood and
Chapter 509 Little Red Riding Hood and...
Xiaoxian in a suit quietly examined the little boy in front of him who looked completely different from Youyou.
The little boy was staring at them angrily with his hands on his hips. His charming peach blossom eyes were full of anger and dissatisfaction that only children of this age could show.
His two thin lips were pressed together tightly as if he had exhausted all his strength, and the corners of his mouth were bent downwards desperately. This was a "ferocious" posture that he would either not open his mouth or open his mouth to bite someone.
Although the little boy in front of him was very handsome and cute, the angry look he looked at the three of them unscrupulously and the "ferocious" demeanor at this moment made him look like a lawless child.
Xiaoxian in the suit even faintly smelled the breath of nightmare.
He turned to look at his companions: "Do you think this little boy looks familiar?"
Mario and Xiaoze nodded again. They also felt that the child looked very familiar, and his unscrupulous and unscrupulous temperament also felt familiar to them.
Xiao Ze and Mu Feng commented: "He feels a lot like Yifei to me, but Yifei shouldn't have looked like this when he was a child, right?"
"Definitely not like this."
Xiaoxian in a suit said without thinking: "You also know how much Zeng Xiaoxian likes Yifei, so it's impossible for me not to recognize Yifei's appearance."
Mario scratched his head. He was not very smart and gave up thinking: "Then who is he?"
Xiaoxian in a suit stared at the boy in front of him, and he suddenly had an idea.
"I have a bold guess. Could this little boy... be what I looked like when I was a child?"
Xiaoze also enjoys the wind: (⊙⊙).
Mario: (⊙⊙).
Only now did they discover: Xiaoxian in Suit may be completely opposite to Teacher Zeng in other aspects, but his obsessive self-confidence and high narcissism are exactly the same.
Anyone who is not blind should be able to tell that the facial features of this little boy and Zeng Xiaoxian are completely different except for the number of them.
Not to mention anything else, the contrast between these eyes is extremely obvious.
One has small mung bean eyes, and the other has big peach blossom eyes. They are both different in terms of eye size and eye shape, okay!
Wait, peach blossom eyes?
Xiao Ze, Mu Feng and Mario looked at each other again, and both of them saw the disbelief in the other's eyes.
[This little boy with a naughty air could actually be Nanfeng? 】
【How is that possible? ! ! 】
"Do I look similar to you when you were a kid?"
"If you put it that way...you must have been seriously injured in the accident that disfigured you."
Xiao Nanfeng withdrew his evil eyes as he looked at the three of them, and replaced them with a look of contempt and disdain.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, it looks like not only his face was disfigured, but a section of his leg was also sawed off.
"How pitiful."
Xiaoxian in a suit's face instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot.
Xiao Zemufeng and Mario couldn't help but nodded in agreement when they heard what Xiao Nanfeng said. These words were right.
Although the words were said in a very harsh and disrespectful way, the feeling of Nanfeng could be faintly heard in it.
Then here comes the problem.
Isn't Nanfeng in a deep dream? Why is he here?
Could it be that he also chose to have a sweet dream?
But if Nanfeng is in the shallow dream, there is no reason why he can't wake up even if he is immersed in a beautiful dream. After all, the shallow dream is still very sensitive to the outside world, not to mention that the dream instrument has been trying to pull Nanfeng away. Back to reality.
Xiaoxian in a suit didn't care whether the person in front of him was Nan Feng or not. In fact, he didn't care whether Nan Feng could wake up soon.
Anyway, the worst result is that Xiao Hei spends a few days repairing the machine and replacing a bunch of parts.
I am not familiar with Xiao Hei at all, and of course I will not consider Xiao Hei's life or death.
"Kid, didn't your teacher teach you to be polite to people, especially adults?"
Xiaoxian in a suit looked at Nanfeng angrily. An extremely narcissistic person like him really hates people judging and pointing fingers at him.
"You also said you were polite to people. Where did you three come from?"
Xiao Nanfeng snorted: "Not only are they dressed in weird shapes, but they also grow in weird shapes.
"You dress strangely because you have poor taste, and you look strangely because you are unlucky. But you three adults not only want to tease the little girl and act like a pervert, but the most outrageous thing is that you even bully the little girl and steal her mushrooms!"
He spat harshly: "Bah! Disgusting!"
Xiaoze was stunned when he heard this: "So grabbing mushrooms is more outrageous than teasing a little girl?"
"This is also the first time I know."
Mario scratched his head and asked with a puzzled look on his face: "But when did we molest the little girl? When did we snatch the little girl's mushrooms?"
"Yes, when did we molest the little girl? When did we snatch the little girl's mushrooms?"
Xiao Ze looked at Xiao Nanfeng again: "Nanfeng, did you misunderstand something?"
"My name is not Nanfeng, I have a name!"
Xiao Nanfeng looked at the three of them angrily: "And I didn't misunderstand anything. Sister Little Red Riding Hood said that you three freaks bullied her and wanted to steal her mushrooms!"
"Little Red Riding Hood...sister?"
The three fantasy partners looked at each other with a look of surprise on their faces.
They had not communicated with many people in the dream, and the two keywords "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Mushroom" were enough for the three of them to recall the "Yoyou" they first met.
But isn’t Little Red Riding Hood’s sister a little too outrageous? The little red riding hood just now looked at least sixteen years old.
Xiaoxian in a suit asked with a devastated look on his face: "You said she is your sister?"
Xiao Nanfeng rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, Little Red Riding Hood is my twin sister. Everyone says that we two look exactly the same. Can't you tell?
"Then what you want to do now is not to snatch the little girl's mushrooms, but to find a medical center to treat eye diseases!"
Xiaoxian in a suit shouted in shock: "Exactly the same? Where are they exactly the same!"
"Isn't it better to grab anyone from the whole street here than you and Little Red Riding Hood who look like twins?"
As the other side of Zeng Xiaoxian, he is better at rational thinking and will immediately think about interests and logic when encountering problems.
Although he had been reminding himself that the dream world was illogical and illogical when he knew he had entered the dream world, and he should not take himself too seriously...
But reason and logic are his own settings. If he can change the settings by himself, why would he need a loser like Zeng Xiaoxian?
And this world is too crazy. Why must an eight-year-old child and a sixteen-year-old child be considered twins?
Can you please show some logic? ! !
When Nanfeng heard Zeng Xiaoxian's words, he first turned to look at the people around him, and then continued to stare at the three fantasy partners with a retarded expression.
"You really can't even spot twins who look exactly the same?"
Mario couldn't help but interjected: "But you are really completely different, and she is so tall and you are so short, how can she be your sister?"
Although the little red riding hood Yuyou just now is not as tall as Yuyou himself, he is at least as tall as Zhou Xun.
But Nanfeng is now the height of a standard eight-year-old boy. Not to mention compared with Zhou Xun, he is not even as tall as Guo Jingming!
"What's this?"
Xiao Nanfeng spread her hands and said nonchalantly: "Little Red Riding Hood is a girl. Girls develop earlier than boys. It's normal for her to be a little taller than me."
The young man in a suit smiled angrily: "Is this higher? She might even be taller than you when she squats down, okay?"
Xiao Nanfeng was thoughtful after hearing this: "You mean...Little Red Riding Hood's legs are as short as yours?"
"you!"
Zeng Xiaoxian was furious. He originally thought that Xiao Nanfeng pursed his lips at first because he didn't know what to say, but now it seems that this naughty kid was afraid that he would open his mouth and make the three of them angry to death!
He took a deep breath, and finally said patiently to Xiao Nanfeng: "Kid, you have to know that it is impossible for twins to look exactly the same."
Xiao Nanfeng's eyes widened: "How did you know that I am a boy?"
Xiaoxian in a suit was shocked: "Are you a girl?"
"I'm just teasing you, of course I'm a boy!"
Xiao Nanfeng said angrily: "Uncle, it's okay for you to go out on the street to snatch mushrooms from my sister, but can you strengthen your thoughts and determination and don't be deceived by a child? good?
“Or you can also try reading more, which may improve your IQ when you are easily deceived.
"But there should be no prenatal education suitable for you in this era. It seems that you can only try to find a child who has just learned to speak who is willing to be your teacher."
"hiss……"
Xiaoze Mufeng and Mario took a deep breath, and they couldn't help but take a few steps back.
How come the Nanfeng in its juvenile stage is more lethal than the Nanfeng in its mature stage?
Xiaoxian in a suit was furious. He pointed at Nanfeng tremblingly and asked, "Is this Nanfeng? Could this be Nanfeng?"
"Hu Yifei has never been as arrogant as him! Zeng Xiaoxian has never been as mean as him!"
The other two nodded in sympathy.
Now they were not sure whether the little boy in front of them was Nan Feng. After all, the character of the little boy and the Nan Feng they knew were very different.
Compared with the venomous tongue of little Nanfeng in front of them, they now miss Nanfeng's mouth that always complains.
"I told you that my name is not Nanfeng, I have a name!"
Xiao Nanfeng sighed: "It's over now. Not only are my eyes not good, my brain is not smart, but my ears are not good either. No wonder someone who is still old and shameless snatches my sister's mushrooms."
Xiaoxian in a suit growled out of control: "I'll say it again, she is not your sister!
"Can't you be logical about such a simple thing?"
"Teacher Xian, Teacher Xian... your point is wrong.
"We should explain to him that we are not trying to steal Little Red Riding Hood's mushrooms, instead of arguing with him about whether they are identical twins!"
Xiao Zeyou Mufeng hurriedly stepped forward to stop Xiaoxian in a suit who was starting to lose control. It seemed that he was not used to this chaotic dream world.
She whispered in Xiaoxian's ear: "Teacher Xian, you are too serious, this is just a dream.
"Can you let me communicate with Xiaonan... this kid?"
"…Okay, please."
Xiaoxian in a suit rubbed his temples that were beginning to swell and walked slowly to Mario's side.
He closed his eyes slightly and stopped thinking in his eyes.
His anger and gaffe just now were all real, but he just deliberately failed to restrain himself to test Xiao Nanfeng's reaction.
The test results made him think things were getting into trouble.
If all the people who fall into a beautiful dream believe in the setting of the dream like Xiao Nanfeng, and will not start to question the false dream because of the abnormal behavior and excessive emotions of the people opposite...
Then even if they find Guan Gu and Ziqiao later, can they really wake up Ziqiao and Guan Gu?
Xiaoxian in a suit is worried about the results of his test just now, while Xiaoze Youmufeng has stepped forward to chat with this thorny Nanfeng.
She squatted down and tried her best to prevent Xiao Nanfeng from looking up at her.
Xiaoze Youmufeng smiled gently: "Little friend, before we explain everything clearly, shouldn't we know each other's names first?
"My name is Xiaoze Youmufeng, and next to me are my friends Zeng Xiaoxian and Mario. What's your name?"
"Isn't it obvious what my name is? "
Perhaps it was because Xiaoze and Mufeng were willing to squat down and look at him straight in the eye, or perhaps it was because she smiled very gently, anyway, Xiaonanfeng's tone was much better than that of Xiaoxian in suits just now.
He pointed to the golden hood on his head: "My sister wears a red hood, so she is Little Red Riding Hood."
"I wear a golden hood, so my name is Flame Dragon Man."
"No, do you think this is reasonable!" Xiaoxian in suits couldn't help but complain.
And this should be an ancient world, right?
What the hell is Little Red Riding Hood and Flame Dragon Man!!!
Here it comes
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