Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"I don't know, don't ask me, I'm a little nauseous."

Xiaoxian in a suit looked uncomfortable.

If you exclude the close relationship between Yoyo and everyone, just based on her appearance, it is actually very eye-catching to have Yoyo's face all over the world. At least the average appearance in this dream world is better than that in the real world. of.

But having a long face all over the world is really a nerve-wracking thing.

If this "with the same face" is actually just cutting off Yoyo's head and installing the head on another body, they would still be able to accept it, but the current situation is more like Yoyo's face growing directly on someone else's head. superior.

In other words, they had just seen the old woman Youyou with gray hair and chicken skin, and the butcher Youyou whose face was full of flesh, and his nose and eyes were almost squeezed together. There was also the person who was less than five feet tall and looked like a shriveled dog. "Wu Dalang" Youyou is left with a piece of rough human skin...

This kind of impact is much stronger than simply changing the head.

Xiaoxian in Suit and Xiaoze Mufeng both felt very uncomfortable. The scene in front of them made them uncomfortable even if they didn't look at it.

After all, they can't keep looking for Guangu and Ziqiao with their eyes closed.

However, what neither of them expected was that Mario, who had been yelling and seemed to be the most unable to accept the reality, was the quickest to adjust.

He raised his hands while jumping and said: "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!"

Xiaoxian in a suit rubbed his eyebrows and complained: "Don't get excited Mario, you are Mario, not Spongebob."

He was suddenly startled, remembering that Zhang Wei seemed to like SpongeBob very much.

So could his fantasy partner be SpongeBob or Patrick Star?

Ozawa Mufeng asked in surprise: "Mario, you adjusted so quickly? How did you do it?"

"It's very simple, you just need to be good at comforting yourself."

“If things are really bad right now, just tell yourself: It’s a good thing it’s not worse.”

Mario taught Ozawa Mufeng his adjustment method: "I just comforted myself, but fortunately everyone here just has a long face.

"If they all look like Teacher Zeng, I would rather poke my own eyes out with my hands!"

Xiaoze was stunned when she heard this, and she re-examined everything around her with the idea that Zeng Xiaoxian was the whole world.

The old woman selling breakfast, Xiaoxian, bent over, holding a long ladle in her hand and stirring the steaming cauldron...

No, just thinking about it here almost caused Ozawa Mufeng to collapse.

She suddenly discovered that there was nothing more terrifying in the world than everyone having the face of Zeng Xiaoxian.

If there is, then there are only two faces in the whole world, Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei, and then they get drunk and sleepwalk, and then...

Xiaoze shivered again, and she looked intently again. She felt that she was the most lucky to be able to see Yuyou's face now.

"Thank you Mario, I feel much better now." Ozawa said, patting his chest with relief.

Seeing that his method successfully helped Xiaoze Youmufeng, Mario said happily: "Yeah, I told you it's very useful. Teacher Xian, you can try it too."

He said and looked at Xiaoxian in the suit expectantly.

Xiaoxian in a suit: (⊙﹏⊙).

No, Mario, are you polite?

You never thought about it before you proposed this method... Is someone looking at that obscene face you mentioned?

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The atmosphere between the three of them became subtle, and the considerate Xiao Ze made another mistake of Mu Feng's tendency to embarrass others.

"Teacher Xian..."

she shouted timidly.

"fine."

Xiaoxian, in a suit, touched his face expressionlessly, and an ugly stiff smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"If you don't consider the small problem of hurting the self-esteem of your companions, then Mario, your method is indeed quite useful."

"Teacher Xian, that's not what I meant."

Mario waved his hands nervously and said: "Although you and Teacher Zeng look exactly the same, your eyes are the same small, the legs are the same short, the arms are the same long and short, and even the hairstyle is the same ugly..."

Xiaoxian in a suit listened to what Mario said, and his face became darker and darker as he listened.

He shouldn't expect to say anything good from this guy whose mental age is not even twelve years old.

If he hadn't been unfamiliar with the place in this dream world and needed help, he would have abandoned these two troublemakers long ago.

After all, as the opposite of Zeng Xiaoxian, Suit Xiaoxian is a guy who doesn't value friendship and bonds.

In his mind, so-called cooperation is no different from mutual use.

Forget it, put up with this imbecile a little longer.

He reluctantly interrupted the other person's speech: "Mario, just say [but]."

"oh."

Mario nodded and said, "But you look much more handsome than Teacher Zeng."

"No more?"

"No more."

"that's all?"

"that's all."

"Depend on!"

Xiaoxian in a suit had black lines on his head: "It took more than three minutes to hurt someone, but it took less than three seconds to praise someone. I am really your Mario."

Mario scratched his surprisingly big head: "Teacher Xian, it's not that I don't want to praise you, it's really..."

"That's enough Mario, I know!"

Xiaoxian in a suit covered his chest and backed away: "If you keep talking, I will really shut myself down."

"Oh." Mario nodded cutely.

"well."

Xiaoxian in the suit sighed.

You must know that in Zeng Xiaoxian's setting, he must be a super invincible and good man with IQ and charm.

As a result, I didn’t expect that my software was invincible, but my body’s hardware couldn’t keep up.

Now even a Japanese plumber with a big belly and a mustache can laugh at himself without restraint.

How abominable!

Otherwise, let Zeng Xiaoxian undergo plastic surgery? Stretch your legs?

He is the one who spends the money and suffers anyway.

"Let's go, now we have to find a Yunyun who looks pleasing to the eye and is easy to talk to, and then ask her what is going on in this dream world?"

Xiaoxian in a suit actually wanted to complain about Mario's appearance and clothing, but considering the stability of this temporary team, he could only give up for now.

He pointed to the girl selling flowers at the end of the street, Youyou: "That's her. She looks the most beautiful and innocent."

Xiaoxian in a suit stepped forward, while Mario and Xiaoze Mufeng followed behind him.

"Mario has a question."

Mario seems to like to walk and dance: "If everyone has Yoyo's face, how can we find Yoyo?"

"I don't know, and it doesn't matter."

Xiaoxian in a suit answered Mario's question without looking back. His words were full of utilitarian logical thinking: "Our purpose was not to find Yuyou in the first place. Now I am only worried about whether Guangu and Ziqiao will also grow up." A leisurely face.

"If that's the case, then we're in trouble."

The three of them walked towards the flower seller Youyou. Xiaoze looked at the ancient buildings on both sides of the road curiously. She made a sigh of relief: "Obviously we were still on the barren mountain just now, but in the end we only ran a few steps to get here." Got here.

“The world of dreams is truly magical.”

"This only shows that the distance in the dream world is not important and does not mean anything."

Xiaoxian in a suit warned: "Moreover, dreams are disordered and chaotic. Xiaoxian, you should not just marvel at the magic of the dream world, but also beware of possible accidents."

Xiao Ze asked Mu Feng again: "Accident? Like what?"

"for example……"

Xiaoxian in a suit was too lazy to turn back and talk to Xiao Zemufeng. He looked ahead and gave an example casually: "For example, a banana peel may suddenly appear under your feet. If you are not careful, you may slip."

As soon as he finished speaking, a banana peel appeared at Xiao Zeyou Mufeng's feet.

As expected, she stepped on it and slipped, falling flat on her butt.

"For another example, someone might suddenly throw dirty water at you."

Before Xiao Ze could get up from the wind again, Yoyo, a vendor on the side of the street, poured a basin of dirty water on her as if she was blind.

"It's also possible that someone doesn't like you on the way and suddenly stabs you."

Xiaoze stared at the passing pedestrians warily, but she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her butt.

"ah!"

Her eyes widened, she let out a cry of pain, and jumped up.

When she looked at the ground where she was sitting in shock, she saw a dagger with cold light and blood stains being stabbed from the ground to the ground.

Sun Youyou, a passing earth traveler, stretched out a hand from the ground and gave Xiao Zemufeng a middle finger, then retracted his dagger and fled away.

Xiaoxian and Mario in suits were walking forward on their own. Because of the unscientific nature of the dream world, they were now far away from Xiaoze and Mufeng, so they didn't hear her cry of pain at all.

Xiaoxian in the suit was still talking about the possible dangers in the dream world.

"There are also things like being suddenly burned by fire, struck by lightning, and being blown away by someone's fart. Although these things are outrageous, they are not impossible in dreams."

"So we must be careful and careful, maybe there will be..."

Xiaoze, who was blown away by someone's fart, hit Xiaoxian in a suit hard in front of him.

She tore off the burning long sleeves of her kimono, ignoring that her hair had been struck by lightning and turned into erected antennae, and pled directly to Xiaoxian in a suit in front of her.

"Teacher Xian, please stop talking!"

"...A meteorite will hit you on the head,"

He still subconsciously said what he hadn't said yet.

Xiaoze Youmufeng's face showed the despair common among Japanese housewives.

"やめて! (Ya Zhidie!)"

There was only a bang, and a red crystal meteorite that was as tall as two people and as wide as one person suddenly appeared in the sky above the three people.

The meteorite burning with raging fire hit...Mario hard at a speed that the three of them could not react at all.

Mario, who didn't realize what happened at all, was directly crushed into a paper man by the meteorite, and Mario's death sound effects were heard all around.

Thump thump, thump thump thump thump thump thump…

Xiaoxian in a suit was stunned when he looked at the crimson meteorite in front of him, which was hit hard from the sky but only flattened Mario. It didn't even create a crack on the ground. He was stunned.

It turns out that there really are meteorites in the dream world!

After a long time, he turned around to look at Xiaoze and spread his hands helplessly.

"Look, I told you to be careful."

"Hey, Xiao Ze, how did you become like this?"

Xiaoze also enjoys the wind: (⊙⊙).

"Hehe, hehehe..." She smiled helplessly.

She suddenly felt that she might as well die in battle with Mario, so that at least she would not suffer again later.

"Oh, Mario is dead again."

Mario, who was crushed into a paper man, turned into a point of light and disappeared, and a brand new Mario appeared in front of the two of them.

"Dang-dang-dang-dang! Mario is resurrected again!"

The resurrected Mario raised his hands and shouted that he was back.

As a popular game character with a cumulative death count of at least ten digits, Mario doesn't care about death at all.

Fortunately, the one who was hit by the meteorite was Mario, a game character who is not afraid of death. If the two remaining imaginary partners were hit by the meteorite, they would fall out of the dream because they realized that they were bound to die.

After all, Xiaoxian and Ziqiao couldn't just sit around and give their ordinary fantasy partners the outrageous properties of immortality.

Through this death, Mario finally found a sense of adventure: "Oh, the dream world is really dangerous, but Mario is not afraid, Mario can turn on the cheating device.

"Up and down, up and down, left and right, BABA!"

Xiaoxian in a suit complained: "This is Contra's cheating device. Mario, you are on the wrong set."

"Oh, do you want to eat the life-rewarding mushroom?"

Mario conjured up two Life-Bonus Mushrooms and handed them to the two of them: "Eating the Life-Bonus Mushrooms will give you an extra life, but there are only eight Life-Bonus Mushrooms at most in a game."

Xiaoxian in a suit's eyes lit up when he heard this, and now he finally started to like Mario.

He said it would always be useful to bring these two oil bottles!

The two fantasy partners were just about to eat the life-winning mushroom presented by Mario when they heard a childish voice coming from behind them.

"Are you trying to steal my sister's mushrooms?"

The three of them turned around in shock, only to see a little boy about eight years old wearing a golden hood staring at them angrily with his hands on his hips.

This little boy is the only person they have seen so far who does not have a Yoyo face.

Coming, coming

Is the dream world very dangerous?

The crow mouth of Xiaoxian in a suit is very dangerous!