Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Chapter 412 Shock! A man and two women are hiding under the table. They are actually...

The eldest brother looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a puzzled look.

He didn't know the relationship between Lisa and Ziqiao yet. At this time, the eldest brother naively thought that everyone's previous exclamation was just because Lisa was Xiaoxian's leader, and Lisa's concern for Ziqiao just now was also regarded by him as the concern between friends.

So he couldn't understand why his best partner suddenly wanted to slip away.

Have you forgotten that we are a group of virtuous and talented people?

We are a team.

Even if the other party is your leader and you can't display your talents, it's okay for you to sit here and help calm the situation and occasionally help me cooperate.

You have to know that Ziqiao's special training in the second half was based on the tacit cooperation between the two of them. If Zeng Xiaoxian leaves like this, it means that all his martial arts will be useless.

Besides, Lisa has arrived now, and everyone has ordered food. You just came here for no reason, and then left for no reason, leaving him alone here. How can he explain to Lisa?

Xiaoxian looked at the senior brother helplessly, and he winked at him frantically: "Senior brother, I really forgot to turn off the gas in the apartment. I have to go back and turn it off immediately, otherwise something big might happen."

"No hurry, there are so many people in the apartment..."

"..."

"...There are so many people, they will turn it off."

The senior brother did not fail to see that Xiaoxian was winking at him, but after thinking about it, he decided to keep Xiaoxian to accompany him on the blind date.

Xiaoxian winked at him just to say that there was something he couldn't say in front of Lisa, so what he wanted to tell him must be something about Lisa.

But it was just a blind date, not that he and Lisa would settle things directly after dinner, get the marriage certificate and have sex that night.

If Lisa really had something to do, they could go back and talk about it.

If he feels that what Xiaoxian said is acceptable to him, then the two of them will continue to develop.

If he cannot accept it, then there will be no further news after they finish this meal tonight.

So no matter how exciting the news is waiting for him, he can wait until the blind date is over.

Tonight, he must brush up Lisa's favorability.

Maybe he can use it if he brushes it, but he will definitely not use it if he doesn't.

...

Well, the main thing is that he really likes Lisa's type. If there is a chance, he must try more.

What if the two of them...

At this time, Xiaoxian hurriedly said: "There are so many people in the apartment, aren't they all..."

"...In the hospital with Xiaobu."

After his eyes swept over Lisa, he changed his words abruptly.

At this time, Lisa actually began to retain Zeng Xiaoxian: "It's okay, a minimally invasive kidney stone surgery does not need so many people watching.

"You can call them and ask them to send someone back to turn off the gas. "

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "But everyone is in the hospital now. It's not good for me to call them and ask them to go back..."

"What's wrong? The distance between the hospital and the apartment is much closer than the distance between us and the apartment."

Lisa took out her mobile phone and said: "If you are embarrassed to call them, I will help you. I remember that I exchanged contact information with Nanfeng last time."

"Lisa, please don't!"

Xiaoxian was frightened and stopped her quickly. If Lisa made this call, Nanfeng and the others would be exposed on the spot.

Facing Lisa's surprised eyes, he was stunned for a moment, and then smiled flatteringly: "I almost forgot that... Xiaobu has pica. He grew up breathing gas since he was a child."

Xiaoxian comforted Lisa and put down the phone: "Just think about it, when Ziqiao comes to 3601 after the operation, he will smell his favorite gas all over the house. How happy he will be at that time."

"Ah? ! ! "

Lisa's eyes showed deep shock. She frowned and swallowed in disbelief: "Xiaobu has this habit?"

Xiaoxian clapped his hands and said: "It's because he has inhaled too much gas since he was a child, so he has a bad memory and got kidney stones at a young age."

"Okay."

Lisa nodded hesitantly, she murmured to herself: I didn't expect Xiaobu to have such a unique taste. No wonder he changed his taste and liked that yellow-haired flat girl before."

"But this pica is too harmful to the body."

"Damn!"

Zi Qiao, who was sitting under the table eating a braised pork elbow, heard Xiaoxian's slander against him. He whispered: "Teacher Zeng, this bastard, is slandering me again!"

Although he didn't want to have anything to do with Lisa, she was his ex-girlfriend after all. You will die if you save face in front of her!

When Meijia heard Lisa's words from the headset, she was struck by lightning and the chopsticks in her hand fell straight onto the table.

She widened her eyes, lowered her voice, gnashed her teeth and said word by word: "A yellow-haired girl is a yellow-haired girl, and a yellow-haired flat! Flat! Girl..."

"Sister Meijia, calm down, calm down." Curry Sauce on the side whispered.

"Calm down? I'm not calm at all!"

Meijia was so angry that she gnashed her teeth.

Who is this old woman calling a yellow-haired flat girl!

She has been secretly using Xiaohei's breast enhancement secret recipe, and now her bust has increased by a full centimeter!

A full centimeter!

It's only been half a year and her bust has increased by one centimeter. What will happen in another three years?

Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west. Don't bully a poor girl!

The more Meijia thought about it, the angrier she got. She didn't wait until three years later to prove herself with her figure and yelled excitedly.

"I'm going to fight this old woman tonight... woooo..."

Curry sauce quickly covered Meijia's mouth. Seeing that Lisa turned her head to look at her after hearing the sound, she simply took Meijia and hid under the table.

Curry sauce held Meijia in her arms with one hand to cover her mouth, and at the same time tightly controlled her excessive actions.

Although Curry sauce is young, she is tall, has a big frame, eats a lot, and is the strongest among the girls in the apartment (Yifei is not a girl, she is a monster).

In this way, she just used one hand to restrain Meijia who was fighting with Lisa.

Ziqiao was just grabbing the pork elbow and preparing to continue chewing it, but two people suddenly came under the table, frightening him so much that his hands shook and the pork elbow fell directly onto his crotch.

"Fuck, my pants... woooo..."

Ziqiao cursed subconsciously, and Curry Sauce instinctively stretched out her other hand to cover Ziqiao's mouth.

Fortunately, there were only three people sitting at the table, otherwise she might have to grow an extra hand.

As soon as she covered Ziqiao's mouth, she felt something wrong, as if something sticky was stuck on her hand.

After seeing Ziqiao calm down, Curry Sauce frowned and stretched her palm back to see that the palm was full of oil and sauce left in Ziqiao's mouth after chewing the pork elbow.

"Ugh..."

Curry Sauce waved her hand in disdain, and wiped the dirty hand on Ziqiao's white trousers.

Anyway, his pants were dirty, so it didn't matter if they got a little dirtier.

"Hey!"

Zi Qiao was struck by lightning when he saw this: "Hey!"

Curry sauce, you bastard!

These are my trousers! Trousers that cannot be washed! They are not your napkins!

Do you know that it is very expensive to dry clean and remove stains on such trousers in Shanghai?

He looked at Curry sauce in shock and shouted: "Curry sauce you... woo woo woo..."

Curry sauce covered Zi Qiao's mouth again.

"Shh!"

Curry sauce whispered: "Lisa will hear it!"

Zi Qiao nodded with dissatisfaction.

I have been unlucky tonight. If I really invite Lisa again, I will be the unlucky one.

Forget it.

Curry sauce breathed a sigh of relief, and then she reached back and found that her hands were covered with oil.

"Ah..."

Almost subconsciously, Curry sauce took her hand to the clean place on Zi Qiao's trousers and rubbed it.

Ziqiao's blood pressure rose instantly, and he said with a red face: "You... wuwuwu..."

"Shh!" Curry sauce reminded again, "Lisa will hear it!"

Ziqiao's forehead veins were throbbing, but he could only nod.

Curry sauce breathed a sigh of relief, and then...

"Ah..."

"You... wuwuwu..."

"Shh!"

"Ah..."

"You... wuwuwu..."

"Shh!"

"Ah..."

"You... wuwuwu..."

"Shh!"

...

Finally, Ziqiao looked at his greasy pants with a look of despair.

If the pants were worth saving when the elbow fell on the crotch just now, then this suit is completely ruined now.

[My pants!!!]

...

After Lisa finished talking about the yellow-haired flat girl, she heard someone behind her scolding an old woman.

She turned her head to follow the sound, but only saw a table full of sumptuous dishes not far away, but no one's table.

"Strange."

Lisa looked at the two of them: "Did anyone hear any sound just now?"

The eldest brother and Xiaoxian shook their heads in confusion.

"No."

"No..."

"..."

"Ah."

Xiaoxian looked at Lisa with concern: "Leader, you must have been so worried about your work that you didn't get a good rest.

"Look at you, this is the second time you've had auditory hallucinations."

"Really? "

Lisa was skeptical. Her work intensity these days was not that high.

The senior brother nodded and said, "In fact, auditory hallucination is not just caused by too much workload. Sometimes..."

"..."

"...It is also related to psychological factors..."

Just when the senior brother was halfway through his words, Lisa heard the familiar voice coming from behind again.

"Fuck, my pants... woooo..."

She turned her head suddenly, but found that there was still no one behind her.

[No, what are you doing at your table, Curry Sauce!!!]

Xiaoxian roared wildly in his heart, and couldn't figure out what Meijia, Ziqiao, and Curry Sauce were doing under the table.

But he still had to pretend that he didn't hear anything. Xiaoxian followed Lisa's gaze and looked puzzledly: "There's no one over there either."

Lisa asked with a puzzled look on her face: "You really didn't hear any sound just now."

The two looked at each other, and their eyes seemed to ask each other if they heard anything.

After a moment, they shook their heads and said, "Really not."

"Really..."

"..."

At this time, another voice came from the back: "Curry sauce you... wuwuwu..."

The eldest brother and Xiaoxian clenched their fists at the same time. After checking their eyes, they knew that they were fellow travelers who wanted to punch Ziqiao in the face.

[Lv Ziqiao, what the hell are you doing, you bastard! ]

[It's okay if you don't help, but you actually make trouble! ]

[Ahhhhhh! ]

Lisa turned her head again, but this time she still returned empty-handed.

"You really, really didn't hear anything just now?"

At this moment, her tone was more doubtful than puzzled.

Rather than believing that she was hallucinating, she would rather believe that these two people were lying to her.

Here they come