Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 411: Sleeping Dragon dies on his way out of the mountain
Lisa, who was ordering food, suddenly smelled a familiar smell, which made her female hormones stir.
Almost at that moment, Lisa's cheeks quietly flushed.
"What is this smell?"
Lisa asked restlessly, the excitement and impulse from her genetic instincts were like a wave, surging and surging.
Zeng Xiaoxian sniffed: "Oh, this is the signature dish of this restaurant: grilled octopus.
"It is said that the taste is very good, Lisa, do you want to order one to try it?"
"No."
Lisa waved her hand to refuse.
Now she was almost overwhelmed by the aroma from the next table. What if she really ordered another one here?
She didn't want to lose her composure in front of everyone in the restaurant later.
"Oh...then I'll order one to try it?" Xiaoxian said happily as he took the menu.
As a Fujianese born on the coast, he was very greedy for these things.
"No! "
Lisa glared at Xiaoxian fiercely, and her subconscious shouting scared the senior brother."
Seeing that the senior brother was scared, she quickly put on a smiling face.
Lisa had a polite and courteous smile on her face, but the fierce murderous look in her eyes was no less than Yifei: "Actually, I am allergic to seafood. When I smell the fishy smell, I will have an... inexplicable impulse."
She slowed down her speech and said word by word: "So it's better not to do this."
"Okay."
Zeng Xiaoxian obviously didn't have the courage to go against Lisa's decision.
The senior brother suddenly realized: "I said your face..."
"..."
"...Why did it suddenly..."
"..."
"...so red."
"Really?" Lisa subconsciously covered her face, and she realized that her face was already terribly hot.
The senior brother saw Lisa's blushing face and rapid breathing, and thought her allergic symptoms were very serious.
He asked with concern: "Should I send you to..."
"..."
"...to see a doctor?"
Lisa took a deep breath: "No, it's not a serious allergy, it will be fine in a while."
For some reason, she is now used to the way the senior brother speaks, and even thinks that he speaks like this a little bit...
A little sexy?
Lisa was startled by this sudden thought, and she twisted her thigh fiercely.
Damn female hormones!
At this moment, everyone was bending over, holding up the menu, and eating secretly.
Curry sauce put down his chopsticks and typed and complained.
[Delicious curry sauce]: Do we really have to eat like this?
[Southern wind knows my intention]: There is no way, who knows that the person who comes to the blind date will be Lisa, what if she turns around and sees us when she is free?
[The little princess who ran away from home]: So couldn't we just slip away just now?
[Fei Fei Fei very beautiful giant rabbit]: Are you kidding, we just ordered the dishes, how can we just leave?
Zeng Xiaoxian took the opportunity to check his phone while Lisa and the senior brother were ordering food, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
[Xian Ge is a real man]: I beg you guys, you have time to talk about this, why don’t you help me think of a solution! ! !
[Xian Ge is a real man]: Where is Ziqiao? Isn’t he the military advisor and commander-in-chief today? Hurry up and think of a solution!
[Xian Ge is a real man]: w(Д)w! ! !
[Peerless Little Diaochan]: Ziqiao, Ziqiao he...
Mei Jia lowered her head and glanced at Ziqiao who was sitting cross-legged under the dining table, holding a small bowl and bending over to eat.
That’s right, this guy is still under the table and doesn’t want to crawl out.
She kicked Ziqiao, bent down and whispered: "Why don't you come out quickly, Teacher Zeng is waiting for you to find a solution for him."
Ziqiao, with a greasy mouth, pursed his lips, took off his headphones and muttered: "It's rare to have a place where Lisa will not find me 100%, I won't go out."
"Then the senior brother and Teacher Zeng..."
"The senior brother is just here for a blind date tonight, not to get a marriage certificate on the spot, it's still in time to tell him after the blind date is over."
"As for Teacher Zeng..."
Ziqiao sighed pretentiously: "As the saying goes: If you walk too much on the night road, you will always meet ghosts.
"Since Teacher Zeng is a wingman, he must be prepared for a crash. As long as the host and the command center are safe in the end, his sacrifice is meaningful. ”
In fact, it’s not that Ziqiao is disloyal, just watching Zeng Xiaoxian in a dilemma.
This matter is really too embarrassing.
He worked hard to teach the senior brother and Xiaoxian for a whole week. During this period, he made all kinds of big words to the senior brother and guaranteed again and again. He almost told the senior brother that he could start preparing for marriage.
Ziqiao originally thought that with the assistance of Teacher Zeng as a wingman, plus his own advice, if it didn’t work, there would be these guys in the apartment who could play a role.
This situation seemed to be a sure thing, but who knew that his blind date would be Lisa!
Not only was Xiaoxian, the wingman, useless, but he didn’t dare to say a word.
Even everyone was afraid that Lisa would find out that they had formed a group to watch her fun, and finally vented her anger on Zeng Xiaoxian. Now everyone had to bury their heads and act like ostriches when eating.
A group of people can be said to have been completely wiped out.
In this situation, they can be said to have done a lot of things and made a lot of mistakes. At the moment, hiding themselves is the best solution.
Otherwise, if they were found out, how would they explain to Lisa that so many of them were gathered here?
Even if everyone explains that they didn't know the person coming was Lisa, they still have to make the other party believe it.
Zi Qiao put on the headphones and whispered to Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, the ordering team has successfully completed its mission. The monitoring team, analysis team, staff team and gossip team will all go into hibernation and remain silent.
"Now the command gives you a final order: Your wingman will protect the main engine in an isolated and helpless state, help the command continue to hide, and when necessary, complete the cover even if it crashes.
"Corporal Zeng Xiaoxian, we will never forget the sacrifice you made, cherish it!"
After saying that, Zi Qiao handed the bowl to Meijia: "Please give me a sauce elbow, thank you."
"The heartless bastard!"
Meijia snorted, but still reached out and took Ziqiao's bowl.
When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he felt like he was struck by lightning.
【What order! 】
[What order is this! 】
[The life of the command center is life, and the life of the host is also life. 】
[Isn’t the life of a diligent and selfless wingman like me not life? 】
【Lu Ziqiao! 】
[You black-hearted military advisor! ! ! 】
Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth. He really wanted to expose Lu Ziqiao directly.
But considering Lisa's unreasonable infatuation with Zi Qiao, if she really exposes Zi Qiao, she might be the one unlucky in the end with a few sweet words from this bastard.
No, it should be said that as long as Lisa discovers these onlookers, she will be the unlucky one.
Xiaoxian wanted to cry but had no tears.
[Oh my god, why is my life so miserable? 】
【I'm just a warm-hearted wingman! 】
Faced with such a difficult situation, he suddenly had a good idea.
So Xiaoxian stood up decisively: "Ah, I suddenly remembered that the gas in the apartment has not been turned off. I have to rush back to turn off the gas immediately."
He said with a fake smile: "Senior Brother, Lisa, you guys have a good time eating, drinking and chatting, I'll leave first."
[In the inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian wears a feather and a silk scarf, looking like a crouching dragon coming out of the mountain. 】
[I saw him gently shaking his feather fan, stroking his fake beard and saying proudly: As the saying goes, walking is the best strategy. 】
[It makes no sense for these guys to hide aside and watch the show, leaving me alone to face the senior brother above and the difficult Lisa. 】
[In this situation, my wingman is of no use anyway, so I might as well run away as soon as possible. 】
[They are on a blind date anyway, and they are not getting married tonight. Even if I wait until I go out, I won’t have time to explain to my senior brother. 】
[Whatever you do, I will sneak away from this place of right and wrong first as a courtesy! 】
【Ha ha ha ha……】
[Zeng Xiaoxian proudly raised his head and laughed to the sky, but he failed to control the strength of his hands, and the fake beard that was attached to him was pulled off by himself. 】
[Xiao Xian felt pain for a while, then he hurriedly glued the fake beard to his upper lip, and then continued to laugh to the sky. 】
Facing Xiaoxian's running away, the eldest brother and Lisa reacted fiercely. They all grabbed Xiaoxian's wrist and shouted.
"No! You can't go anywhere!"
"No! Where are you..."
"..."
"...You can't even go!"
Zeng Xiaoxian:? ? ?
No, it’s understandable that the senior brother won’t let him go.
But Lisa, why don't you let me go?
Coming, coming
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