Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

That’s right, the person that Big Brother is dating is our old friend, one of Ziqiao’s many ex-girlfriends, Zeng Xiaoxian’s immediate boss and biggest benefactor—Lisa.

Except for Ziqiao, the humanoid computer who just cleared the memory files of his ex-girlfriend, everyone else who had seen Lisa once recognized her through photos.

In fact, Lisa was invited to the apartment by Xiaoxian not long ago and made a special appearance in the video for the competition of [The Most Beautiful Suite].

However, in view of the tangled and confusing relationship between Ziqiao and her, Xiaoxian specially asked Zhang Wei and Yumo to take Ziqiao and Meijia out for outdoor shooting during the filming.

Otherwise, with Ziqiao and Lisa as old lovers, plus Meijia who once competed with Lisa, who knows what kind of trouble would happen.

As for the fact that Big Brother’s blind date is Lisa Rong, everyone has different thoughts in their hearts.

Some of them were extremely shocked, some lamented that the world was really small, some were looking forward to the fun that might happen next, some were waiting to see Ziqiao and Xiaoxian laugh, and some felt sorry for the eldest brother.

Of course, there were also people like Ziqiao who just realized it now and Xiaoxian who would never believe it.

"Oh, it's Lisa."

Zhang Wei and Yu Mo realized that although they had never seen Lisa before, her name was mentioned a lot in the apartment.

"What's going on, what's going on?"

Yifei asked in a low voice: "Didn't the eldest brother write Huang Rong before, but I remember that the Rong in Lisa Rong is the Rong in the banyan tree.

"How did Huang Rong become Huang Rong? "

Although she was asking in a low voice, her voice was full of indescribable excitement, and Yifei even trembled slightly because of excessive excitement.

In addition to victory, Yifei's favorite three things in her life are: watching others fall in love, watching Zeng Xiaoxian suffer, and watching Lu Ziqiao get into trouble.

And the current situation is that Lisa Rong is going to have a blind date with the eldest brother, and the wingman on the other side is her direct subordinate Zeng Xiaoxian, and the one who is behind them is her ex-boyfriend Lu Ziqiao.

Very good, all three good things are happening tonight.

Yifei trembled with excitement, her eyes full of excitement and joy.

[My God, this is too much of a show effect!]

Nanfeng whispered to the Bluetooth headset to explain: "It is obvious that the eldest brother's introduction with many typos even misspelled the woman's name.

"Also, Yifei, your underwear straps are all shaken out by you."

"Oh."

Yifei continued to shake without caring.

Guan Gu sighed helplessly: "Big Brother is really a fool. He even typed Lisa's name wrong."

But even if Big Brother typed the name right, it wouldn't change anything. After all, no one present knew that Lisa's real name was Huang Rong.

But Huang Rong is much better than Wang Cuifen.

Don't you think so, Miss Laura?

And Zi Qiao didn't retrieve her text information from the memory folder associated with Zeng Xiaoxian until he heard the name Lisa.

There was no way. Zi Qiao's computer didn't have enough storage space. If he wanted to remember such a large amount of information as Jinghong Yili, he could only delete the expired garbage in his mind regularly.

And all the information about his ex-girlfriends was expired garbage in his eyes.

As mentioned before, the questions that could score points were not even qualified to be put into the wrong question book for recall.

After recalling the general relationship between himself and Lisa, Zi Qiao's body softened immediately and he slid under the dining table.

And the only one who slid faster than him was, of course, our unlucky Zeng Xiaoxian.

As soon as Lisa came in, he was so frightened that his body went limp, his legs trembled, and he slid under the dining table.

The one who was most shocked and unwilling to accept the situation was Zeng Xiaoxian.

[How could it be Lisa! ]

[There are so many women in this world, why would Lisa be the one who went on a blind date with the senior brother? ! ! ]

[Oh my God! ]

[Oh my God! ! ]

[Oh my God! ! ! ]

Before Lisa found Xiaoxian, he was close to collapse.

You know, he has always respected and feared Lisa. After all, he has been taken care of by her, but he has also been scolded. In his heart, Lisa is a female devil who is no less than Yifei.

This is because she usually has to deal with a lot of things at the radio station, and she has no time to keep an eye on him.

You know, when I asked for leave today, I was scolded by Lisa, and now I have to be a wingman for the senior brother in front of her?

I can't do it! I can't do it at all!

Xiaoxian wished that time would stop at this moment, and he could stay under the dining table forever.

However, everything in the world is not always as one wishes, especially time, which can never stop.

Facing Lisa's self-introduction, the eldest brother quickly shook Lisa's outstretched hand, but he still spoke slowly.

"Hello, my name is Du Jun, and I am a..."

"..."

"...cartoonist."

Du Jun stared at the plump, sexy, and beautiful Lisa with his eyes wide open.

Because everyone was still in shock at this moment, no one had time to tell the eldest brother the truth.

Although Du Jun was confused and shocked that everyone would be so shocked when they saw Lisa's photos, he couldn't care less at this time.

Because he has been attracted by the charming woman in front of him.

Yes, Du Jun's heart was moved the moment he saw Lisa.

In fact, the eldest brother is a very simple person in terms of relationships. He has already experienced a failed marriage and does not have many requirements for his partner.

For the eldest brother, as long as the other party is willing to be a stepmother and can be a good stepmother, nothing else matters...

Of course, the appearance and figure should be as full as possible.

This is not his lust, but...

But as a cartoonist’s pursuit of beauty?

Yes, this is just an artistic creator’s pursuit of beauty!

It can also be seen from this that without the existence of this son, the only rigid requirement that the senior brother has for the woman is to be good-looking and have a good figure.

Regardless of appearance or figure, Lisa perfectly fits the big brother's eyes.

You know, this is Zi Qiao’s first choice!

You can question Ziqiao's function as a man, but you can never question his aesthetics as a man.

"Hehehe..."

Lisa took out the hand that was firmly held by her senior brother and smiled awkwardly: "Your way of speaking is indeed... very unique."

If she hadn't heard from the introducer about Du Jun's unique way of speaking, she would have thought that this man spoke so slowly on purpose just to touch her hands more.

"Yes, I have always been such a non..."

"..."

"…someone who is always unique."

The senior brother smiled narcissistically. His nervousness and excitement made him forget all Zi Qiao's training in the past few days.

He was now like a male peacock in heat, desperately trying to open his tail to show off his gorgeous feathers.

But the problem is that once you open your screen at the wrong angle, what others see is not your gorgeous feathers, but your bare butt.

At this time, Zi Qiao, who was lying under the dining table, was listening to his senior brother's self-praise with a displeased expression. He even had the urge to kick the table away and stand up to scold his senior brother.

No, after how many days of training, why do you still make such a stupid mistake?

Who told you that the first thing you say after introducing yourself is to praise yourself?

You are the host, a distinguished host! This kind of thing should be done by the wingman!

Where's your wingman?

Where is your wingman dead?

Oh, now I am lying under the table like myself.

That's okay.

"Hehehe..."

Lisa smiled helplessly, this was why she didn't like blind dates.

After all, you never know who the next blind date sitting in front of you will be, whether he is a man or a woman, or whether he is a human at all.

"By the way, when I just walked in, I thought I saw someone sliding under the table next to you. Did you bring a friend?"

Lisa asked bluntly.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face looked panicked under the dining table.

[It’s over, it’s over, after all, there’s still no way to escape. 】

[Also, except for the Japanese, how can normal people not notice that there is someone under the table. 】

"right."

When the senior brother was reminded by Lisa, he remembered that he still had a wingman who had lost contact.

So he quickly bent down and planned to drag Xiaoxian up.

"Don't drag me, don't drag me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said in a low voice while patting Du Jun's hand that wanted to pull him up.

Lisa looked confused when she saw this and asked: "Why did your friend slide down and not get up for a long time? Did he accidentally fall and get injured?

"Do you need my help?"

As she spoke, she wanted to look down.

Zeng Xiaoxian's heart tightened when he heard this.

He knew that he couldn't hide under the dining table forever, but that didn't stop him from struggling to his death.

If you are going to die no matter what, then try to delay the date of death as far back as possible.

Xiaoxian pinched his throat and nose and sneered under the table in a high-pitched voice: "It's okay, I'm just tired and want to lie down and take a rest."

Fortunately, Lisa was not wearing a skirt tonight, otherwise Xiaoxian's words would have directly identified him as a pervert.

However, Lisa was stunned when she heard this sentence, and then her face darkened, and she shouted half suspiciously, half confidently.

"Zeng? Xiao? Xian?"

"Lisa~!"

When Xiaoxian heard Lisa calling him, he subconsciously responded with his totally doggy tone.

Xiaoxian reacted and instantly put on a face of mourning and despair.

It was over, but it was still discovered.

He knew he shouldn't respond to Lisa at this time, but his instincts were much faster than his brain.

What is this called?

This is called integrating the flattery and flattery of the leader into one's bones.

At least Yu Mo heard Teacher Zeng's response without any hesitation, she covered her mouth and snickered.

"It seems that Lisa is really good at controlling her. This has trained Teacher Zeng into a conditioned reflex."

A burst of low laughter suddenly came from the earphones.

"Zeng Xiaoxian!"

Lisa ordered with a livid face: "Come out!"

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian had to slowly move out from under the table.

"Hi Lisa~!"

Xiaoxian clasped his hands together, and he flattered with a smug look: "Wow, Lisa, you are so radiant today."

Lisa looked gloomy and stared at Xiaoxian coldly, her eyes looked as if she wanted to cut him into pieces.

Xiaoxian still smiled flatteringly, and the thickness of his face was obvious.

But he still had a small question in his heart.

"Lisa, how did you know it was me just now?"

"Hehe."

Lisa sneered at the words: "Besides you, Zeng Xiaoxian, I don't believe there is another bitch in the world who makes people feel so mean as soon as he opens his mouth."

Here it comes