Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Everyone, level one alert!"

"Everyone, level one alert!"

"I repeat, this is not a drill, this is not a drill!"

"Monitoring team, analysis team, get ready, staff team, standby, gossip team, keep quiet, ordering team... hurry up and order, I'm starving."

In the restaurant, Yifei held up her phone and gave orders like a general on the battlefield.

Ziqiao sat lazily on the side, as if everything in front of him had nothing to do with him.

"Xianliang Caijun team, please reply if you received it!"

"Xianliang Caijun team, please reply if you received it!"

At this moment, the senior brother in a suit and leather shoes and Zeng Xiaoxian in casual clothes looked at each other helplessly.

Xiaoxian silently turned down the volume of the invisible headphones: "Xianliang received, over!"

"Caijun received..."

"..."

"... over!"

"Very good."

Yifei said with satisfaction on the other end of the voice.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was fidgeting, finally couldn't help asking.

"Comrade Hu Yifei, I have a question for you."

"Comrade Zeng Xiaoxian, please pay attention to your attitude!"

Yifei said seriously: "At this time, you should respectfully address me as Commander Hu Yifei!"

Xiaoxian sighed when he heard this, half of him was helpless, and the other half was very helpless.

"Okay, Commander Hu Yifei, I have a question for you."

Yifei raised her hand: "That's right, go ahead."

"Didn't we agree that all matters related to the blind date of the senior brother be handed over to Ziqiao? How did you suddenly become the commander?

"And..."

Xiaoxian stood up and looked around, and saw that with the four-person table of him and the senior brother as the center, all the people sitting on the four-person tables in front, behind, left and right were from their Love Apartment.

Xiaoxian pulled the corner of his mouth: "It's just a blind date, why are you all here?"

"Just to watch the fun!"

The voices of everyone were heard in the group call.

Curry Sauce said while ordering: "Anyway, it's evening now, and everyone hasn't had dinner yet.

"We are thinking about where to eat, so why not come together to watch the senior brother's blind date."

"You are a bunch of gossiping guys."

Xiaoxian sat down helplessly.

Wanyu asked jokingly: "Teacher Zeng, today is the senior brother's blind date, not yours, and the senior brother doesn't mind us joining in the fun, why are you so nervous?"

"Nonsense!"

He replied unhappily: "The senior brother is the host today, and if he performs worse, he can still have a wingman to help cover up.

"If I, the wingman, perform poorly today, who will cover me for you guys who are just watching the fun?"

Zeng Xiaoxian snorted: "Besides, you will talk nonsense in the group call later, and I will be very stressed."

"Teacher Zeng, there is motivation only when there is pressure."

Zhanbo, who has been elusive recently, rarely came out to gossip with everyone this time.

He encouraged Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, I have confidence in you, and I believe you must be an excellent wingman."

"Zhanbo, good brother!

"Thank you for your confidence in me."

Xiaoxian smiled with emotion at first, then changed to a bitter face with tears in his eyes: "But I have no confidence in your sister's analysis and command at all.

"Ziqiao, it's okay if you are afraid of Yifei at ordinary times, but at such an important moment, you can't let Yifei mess around with your command power!"

"Zeng Xiaoxian!"

Yifei slapped the table in dissatisfaction: "What do you mean by messing around? I am also very professional, okay?"

"Wait until you, a violent old matchmaker, can successfully match a pair of destined people before talking about professionalism."

Xiaoxian smiled meanly: "If you really have to command, then unless Yue Lao personally comes to be the wingman of the eldest brother, otherwise the iron red line can be broken by you."

"Zeng! Xiao! Xian! "

Yifei gnashed her teeth in anger. If it weren't for the blind date named Huang Rong who was coming soon, Zeng Xiaoxian, as a wingman, had to maintain a little image, she would have rushed up and torn the bitch to pieces!

The eldest brother couldn't help but start to worry when he heard Yifei's record.

He slowly said: "Yifei, how about you wait..."

"..."

"...Next time?"

Everyone laughed at the words.

Nanfeng smiled and explained: "You two can rest assured. We won't let Yifei do this kind of thing.

"We are just letting her have a taste of being a superior. If the woman comes later, we will directly rebel and seize power and give Ziqiao the yellow robe.

"And I will make these gossiping guys shut up when the time comes."

The eldest brother breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words.

Zeng Xiaoxian also smiled with a sense of relief: "Then I'm relieved. "

If Yifei is really in charge, then this blind date will fail before it even starts.

And judging from this girl's strong competitive spirit, unwilling to admit defeat, and always likes to cheat after losing, if this blind date really fails, she will definitely not think it is her fault, and will most likely find someone to take the blame.

As for the person to take the blame...is there any need to say more?

Yifei pouted with a look of resentment. Is her ability to match people so bad?

Zhang Wei asked curiously: "Big Brother, when will your blind date arrive?"

The eldest brother looked at the time: "We made an appointment at 6pm. If she..."

"..."

"...if she is not late, then there is still..."

"..."

"...fifteen minutes!"

The group of people in Nanfeng nodded, and then began to discuss what dishes they would order.

If they ordered dishes now, as long as the woman was not late, they could eat and read gossip at the same time.

At this moment, the eldest brother was still a little nervous.

Although Ziqiao took him to massage essential oils, do hydrotherapy, and take a sauna this afternoon, and did a full set of spiritual care in the past few days, he was still uneasy.

He asked the other end of the headset: "Guan Gu. Ziqiao, do you think my outfit..."

"..."

"...Is it really okay?"

"Don't worry."

Ziqiao smiled confidently: "This is the outfit I personally picked for you a few days ago. It is guaranteed to kill the eyes of the middle-aged woman later.

"Besides, I specially asked Teacher Zeng to dress like this today to set off you.

"What do you call this? This is called foolproof!"

Xiao Xian curled his lips and reluctantly accepted his fate of being a supporting role and cannon fodder tonight.

If you want to be a positive character, you always have to pay a price.

"Hey!"

Yu Mo said dissatisfiedly: "She is only in her early thirties, how can she be a middle-aged woman?"

Zi Qiao said as a matter of course: "In her early thirties, is this not considered middle-aged?"

"Besides, with the conditions of the blind date of the senior brother, if it weren't for her old age, how could she be willing to go on a blind date?"

Yu Mo snorted.

"By the way."

Mei Jia asked: "Senior brother, if you haven't seen what the other person looks like, then will you contact each other directly by phone later? ”

The elder brother shook his head: "This morning my friend...

"..."

"...has sent us photos, but I..."

"..."

"...forgot to tell you."

"How could you forget such an important thing?!!"

When Ziqiao heard that there were photos, he hurriedly urged: "Brother, what are you waiting for? Send the photos now, I will take a quick look at her details."

"Okay."

The elder brother lowered his head and took out his mobile phone and slowly prepared to send the photos.

Wanyu asked curiously: "Brother, is your blind date good-looking? Is she suitable for your eyes?"

Before the elder brother answered, Curry Sauce had already helped to answer: "Wanyu, if the blind date was not good-looking, how could the elder brother be so nervous."

"That's right."

Wanyu nodded.

At this time, Ziqiao also received the photos sent by the elder brother.

He clicked on the photo and looked at it, and instantly exclaimed.

"Huh..."

Ziqiao stroked his chin, as if thinking about something extraordinary.

Everyone looked at Ziqiao curiously: "How is it, have you analyzed anything?"

"Not yet."

Ziqiao looked at the photo on his phone and felt more and more that something was wrong: "I always feel that this photo looks familiar. Does it look like a female celebrity?"

"Ah?"

Everyone looked at each other in confusion, and then urged Ziqiao.

"No matter if it looks familiar or not, send it to the group first so that we can take a look."

"Okay."

Ziqiao pressed the send button.

Zhang Wei clicked on the photo in the group and took a look. As a result, he almost drooled: "Wow, Senior Brother, your blind date has such a great figure."

Yumo looked at the beautiful figure in the photo and nodded in agreement: "Senior Brother, it seems that your friend is really good to you. He said he would introduce you to a beautiful, plump and sexy woman. It really is true."

You should know that people always like to hide their shortcomings and magnify their advantages and strengths.

In the current blind date market, if the other party is half as reliable as described in the profile, it is already very honest, and the real blind date in the photo is even more scarce.

Yumo raised her head and looked at the others: "Do you think this photo is photoshopped? Eh..."

She looked around in confusion.

Except for herself, Zhang Wei, and Ziqiao who looked confused, everyone else who saw the photo was dumbfounded, as if struck by lightning.

"What's wrong with you?"

She pushed Nanfeng next to her.

Nanfeng came back to his senses. He stared at the beautiful figure in the photo, with a look on his face that seemed to be neither crying nor laughing.

"Oh my God."

Nanfeng shook his head and laughed.

"Oh my God!"

Yifei, who also came back to her senses, slapped her thigh and started laughing.

"Oh my god!"

Mei Jia jumped up, and kept saying, "Popcorn, popcorn, is there a place that sells popcorn here?"

"Oh my god."

Curry Sauce stretched out his hand and shouted to the waiter, "Hello, I want more food!"

This is too exciting.

"Oh my...Oh my god!"

Guan Gu took a breath.

This, this, this...How can I say this.

"Oh my god."

Zhan Bo and Wan Yu looked at each other, and looked at Zi Qiao and Zeng Xiaoxian with strange faces.

[Tsk tsk tsk...This is really fun. 】

"Oh my! Oh! God!"

Xiaoxian's face was grim, and he held his head with both hands as if the end of the world had come.

[How could it be her? ]

[It's over, it's over, it's all over now. ]

"No, what are you guys talking about?"

Ziqiao was still confused and puzzled.

Before he could ask, the pretty, sexy and plump mature woman in the photo had already walked in while looking at her phone.

"Are you Du Jun?"

She first lowered her head and put the phone back in her pocket, then raised her head and extended her hand to Du Jun to introduce herself.

"Hello, my name is Huang Rong, and my English name is Lisa."

"You can call me Lisa or Lisa Rong."

Here it comes

I don't know if anyone guessed it in advance.

I remember that Lisa's last name never appeared.