Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

In fact, Yu Mo was quite polite to Teacher Zeng.

If Nan Feng were here, he still couldn't figure out how to harm Zeng Xiaoxian.

[In the inner world, Nan Feng clapped his hands and said with a strange air. 】

[So it is said that Teacher Zeng confessed his love twice one night, which completely ruined everyone's outlook and shocked everyone. 】

[Even if he himself is a bitch in all five elements, he also makes the whole apartment uneasy. 】

[My evaluation is: This shameful guy should be buried as soon as possible. 】

[Unless he takes the initiative to confess to Yifei now, then we can forgive him as appropriate. 】

[Otherwise, we can just find a crematorium and turn the temperature to the maximum, which may dry out the water in his brain. 】

"I won't bring you like this. It's not like I meant to call Curry Sauce."

Zeng Xiaoxian yelled at Qu: "Zhan Bo pressed the replay button, why do you despise me?"

Yu Mo snorted: "You can't even recognize the sound of curry. Shouldn't you be despised?"

Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, but he just said: "I, I was drunk and didn't hear clearly."

"cut."

Everyone once again expressed their contempt for Xiaoxian.

He was like this every time. He was stubborn at first, but then he surrendered at the last step.

A guy like Zeng Xiaoxian, who could disappoint people so many times in one night, was the only one in the entire apartment.

In the end, Youyou smoothed things over and said, "Actually, this can't be blamed on Teacher Zeng. Who knows when Zi Qiao called Curry Sauce again."

"yes."

Zhanbo couldn't figure out what was going on.

"Oh, you've been struggling with this for a long time."

Zi Qiao explained nonchalantly: "I asked Meijia to hold the door for me at the bar last night, but she actually disagreed.

“At that time, I said I would call Curry Sauce and ask her to hold the door for me.

"Later, when I was going to the toilet in the bar, I said I wanted to make a call. In fact, I called Curry Sauce and asked her to hold the door for me."

Zhan Bo froze on the spot: "Is there such a thing?"

Meijia remembered: "Zhanbo, you happened to be helping Teacher Zeng to go to the toilet at that time, so neither of you heard."

"Damn! This is fucking okay!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's face was full of dissatisfaction, and now he had made a big mistake.

Curry Sauce covered her chest and said with lingering fear.

“I was already lying in bed and fell asleep last night, but Teacher Zeng called me to confess my love, which really shocked me.

"If he hadn't called Sister Yifei's name later, I would have thought he was going to be a pervert."

Guangu asked curiously: "Then why didn't you tell Mr. Zeng that he called the wrong number last night?"

Spreading the curry sauce and spreading his hands: "I was too sleepy at that time. Besides, I thought Teacher Zeng could recognize my voice, but I didn't expect that he couldn't."

Zeng Xiaoxian felt extremely wronged: "Please, I am a drunk person. Can you be more tolerant to drunk people?"

"Forget it, everyone, please don't embarrass Teacher Zeng. It's not just once or twice that he made this kind of mistake. We can just get used to it."

Guangu persuaded him, "Besides, it's better to make a mistake than to be rejected by Yifei and want to pull up his pants and run away."

Youyou corrected: "Guan Gu, that's called running away with a bucket."

Guangu was very confused when he heard this: "Chinese people don't even need pants when they escape, so do they need to carry buckets?"

"no……"

Youyou patiently explained to Guan Gu, while Zi Qiao smiled and patted Teacher Zeng on the back of the head.

"hiss……"

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his head and was in great pain. He punched Zi Qiao several times: "You didn't see such a big bump on my head, how dare you slap me!"

While he was beating Ziqiao, he was cursing: "You think I don't hurt! It doesn't hurt! It doesn't hurt, right?"

While covering his handsome face with both hands, Zi Qiao joked: "Teacher Zeng, weren't you very brave when you chased seven or eight guys from the opposite side last night? Why do you know it hurts now?"

"What?"

Everyone was dumbfounded: "Teacher Zeng is chasing seven or eight people by himself?!!"

As we all know, the ranking of combat effectiveness within the apartment has always been Hu Yifei\u003e\u003eNanfeng\u003eOther boys in the apartment\u003eOther girls in the apartment\u003eJiaohouzi\u003e\u003eZeng Xiaoxian.

That's right, Zeng Xiaoxian's fighting ability is not even as good as Jiang Yuzi.

You must know that although Sauce Knot does not bite, he is small, can run fast, has strong endurance, and can walk around in circles.

As a result, Zi Qiao now said that Zeng Xiaoxian could chase down seven or eight opponents alone... How is this possible?

Meijia raised her head and asked, "Ziqiao, what happened?"

"The thing is like this, last night I was being chased by a group of guys..."

"Pursuit?!!"

Zi Qiao pretended to be calm and said: "Small scenes, these are all small scenes."

…

Going back to last night, Zi Qiao was running away in a hurry in the community, followed by seven or eight people chasing him. The three leaders were the two Sea Kings and one whom Zi Qiao and Xiao Xian had seen in the billiards area before. After the sea.

Zi Qiao ran away, shouting as he ran, "No, brothers, who are you and why are you chasing me?"

"Damn it, if you don't know us, why are you running away!"

"You fucking idiots, you group of social delinquents are almost surrounding me. Why don't I just run away and wait to be fucked!"

"Whatever you say, we will kill you tonight!"

As Zi Qiao ran to a secluded corner, with no way to escape, he slowly turned around.

"You run, you run!"

The muscular man who was so scared by Zi Qiao said fiercely: "Let me see where you are running now!"

"It's not necessary, it's just fine here, mainly because there are no cameras."

Zi Qiao changed from the panic and panic just now, and said calmly: "What's wrong with you three, you haven't suffered enough yet."

The three people who had been so unlucky in the past few days had their faces distorted when they heard this: "Damn, it was you who did it!"

"Na na na, you can't just talk nonsense without evidence."

Zi Qiao jumped up and mocked: "Don't get me wrong, these things you have encountered recently have nothing to do with me.

"I just learned fortune-telling and fortune-telling before. Looking at the dark clouds on your faces, irregular menstruation, and twisted testicles, I know that you must have been in trouble recently and deserved it."

He raised his head and sighed: "This is asking for trouble."

[In the inner world, Zi Qiao said proudly. 】

[Don’t get me wrong, these things they have encountered recently...of course are all my doing. 】

[Isn’t it just poking the tires? No one will be the same, and I will be much more ruthless than the three of them in the previous petty fight. 】

【How cruel? For details, please refer to the battle between the four major factions besieging the love apartment. 】

[That scene... was so spectacular that I even took a video on my phone. 】

[And compared to my time, the three of them were much worse off. How could they be dirtier than me? 】

[The most I can do is deceive the feelings of ignorant girls. They defraud money, defraud marriage, and some even dare to engage in PUA! 】

[Compared with them, I am as kind as a saint. 】

[Zi Qiao pretended to be compassionate and clasped his hands together and said: It seems that I am really fighting evil with evil, and my merits are immeasurable. 】

"Fuck you!"

Seeing that Zi Qiao dared to make sarcastic remarks at such a time, the muscular man cursed loudly: "I will let you understand today what it means to truly ask for trouble!"

"Hey, hey, you are breaking the rules by doing this."

Zi Qiao mocked disdainfully: "You three don't claim to be upholding justice for heaven and eradicating me, a scum who broke the rules. In the end, I just fought back reasonably, why are you so impatient?"

"Stop talking nonsense, we don't need to talk about moral principles with you, a scum who breaks the rules!"

The muscular man looked sad and angry, his eyes bloodshot.

If the three of them were just poking tires, this bastard's behavior was tantamount to throwing explosives.

Now that this explosive has blown up their reputations and ruined their reputations, including their jobs and girlfriends, how could they let go of this bastard Lu Xiaobu!

He waved his hand: "Brothers, beat him up, I'm going to beat him until he can't take care of himself!"

Behind the three people, five gangsters rushed forward with weapons in hand, but were frightened and backed away even before they took a few steps.

"I know that you scum keep talking about the so-called rules of the world. When it comes to being restricted by the rules of the world, you will never abide by them."

Zi Qiao said handsomely with a gun in his hand.

"What age are we in, and we're still engaging in hand-to-hand combat."

"Sir, times have changed!"

"I'll turn you into a dead man!"

The muscular man was startled at first, then reacted and cursed: "You think we are idiots, do you think this is a real gun in your hand?"

Everyone was really shocked at first by Quilt's pretense, but when they thought about it carefully, they realized that this guy must be bluffing them.

This is China, not free America. How can anyone have a gun in their hands?

And only a fool would escalate a fight to the serious level of a shooting.

As long as what he pulled out was a homemade gun, they might all believe that this guy might be a fool.

But what if you took out a Desert Eagle?

Do you really think that these low-income people are idiots?

Sure enough, Zi Qiao casually threw away the imitation water gun and said with a smile: "Idiots are not necessarily idiots, but stupidity is definitely really stupid.

"You don't have to use your brains to think about it. How can I, a local snake, be bullied by you guys who cross the river?"

As soon as Zi Qiao finished speaking, twenty or so muscular men with baseball bats emerged from nowhere and surrounded them.

"Big head, Erzi, Heipi!"

Ziqiao smiled and waved to the three leaders: "Thank you, thank you all the enthusiastic people for standing up and acting bravely when you saw me being chased by these idle people for no reason and stopping this atrocity.

"When you finish your heroic act, I will definitely treat all the heroes to delicious food and drinks.

"By the way, let me remind you again... there are no cameras here. You must be careful of these thugs."

"rest assured."

The leader with the largest head knocked his strong chest muscles, grinned and said: "Don't worry, there are enthusiastic people like us here, they are the only ones who need to be careful."

Another man with dark skin, even more so than Zhang Wei, also showed his bright white teeth: "Brother Lu is still very particular. We like places without cameras."

The second son at the end asked: "Brother Lu, just say hello, how should you beat them?"

Zi Qiao chuckled and said, "Just do what they just said, keep them together until they can no longer take care of themselves."

The eight people looked at each other and ran away in panic.

Seeing the eight guys fleeing from the loopholes in the encirclement, the twenty or so "strong men" in the corner all breathed a sigh of relief.

"You scared me, I thought we were going to fight."

Big Head laughed and said, "You may not believe me, but I was a three-good student every year when I was in school, and I have never fought in my life."

"I don't believe you!"

Black Skin laughed and scolded, "If you were a three-good student every year, would you be a fitness coach with us?"

Zi Qiao also wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and he thanked everyone again: "Thank you brothers in the gym for helping me support this place."

The brothers in the gym waved their hands and said in unison: "It's not a big deal, isn't it just for us to wear muscle clothes and pretend to be fierce."

"These are all small things, just so we can satisfy our addiction to the gods."

"That's right, come to us next time if there is such a good thing to pretend."