Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Seeing that the call was connected, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately raised his finger to his mouth to signal: "Shh! Shh! Shh! You must not talk."

Before the two of them could reply, Xiaoxian had already covered the receiver of his phone and said: "Hey, it's me, Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Listen to me, you must not speak next, because I'm afraid that I won't have the courage to speak once you open your mouth."

Xiaoxian took a deep breath, and the fleeting clarity once again appeared in his groggy head.

He clutched his chest, where his beating heart was pounding.

When Xiaoxian realized that he was confessing his love to Yifei, his heart, which was originally just for supplying body functions, turned into a big drum. The heartbeat that sounded like muffled thunder was the sound of his army's war drum ready to go.

Yifei, did you hear that?

This is the beating of my heart and the prelude to our future.

"Yifei, Zi Qiao is right, I shouldn't run away anymore.

"I don't know when I started to have a crush on you. Maybe it was when I first met you, maybe it was every minute and every second we got to know each other."

Xiaoxian closed his eyes gently, and scenes of the past flashed through his mind.

The embarrassing scene when the two met for the first time, the struggle and counterattack after signing an unequal treaty with Yifei, the funny memories of bringing Tiezhu and Erniu together, and the overt and covert fight between the host and the director at the wedding.

Gradually, this ridiculous memory became a bit different.

Yifei's twinkling eyes when the four major factions besieged the love apartment, the ambiguous behavior of the two when they made the best noodles for Nanfeng, the watch she gave to her on the night of Xiannan's big makeover, and how she accompanied her as a fake boyfriend during the Chinese New Year. Going back to see my parents, and the girl who looked particularly gentle on the gloomy rainy day...

It wasn't until memories came flooding back like landslides and tsunamis that Xiaoxian suddenly realized that the more than 1,200 days they had known each other were like an endless hymn.

"I've always wondered why my life can only have color in a love apartment."

"Why did my body have a soul when I saw you?"

During the time when he was stubborn and refused to admit that he liked Yifei, he kept saying how could anyone in this world like Hu Yifei?

After all, she is domineering and strong, she is competitive and likes to cheat when she loses. She is always self-righteous and always thinks that her own ideas are right.

She is as proud as the dazzling sun in the sky. In front of her, an ordinary person like herself can only be shown the shadow of inferiority complex.

But what I love is Hu Yifei like this.

I love her clank, her high-spiritedness, her dazzling brilliance, and the strength hidden in her body to never give in to difficulties and failures.

He had complained to Nanfeng countless times about Yifei's pride and competitiveness, but he hoped that she would always be so proud and competitive.

Because this is Hu Yifei, a red rose who is still impressed by her beauty even though he is bruised and bruised by thorns.

"Yifei, it was you who stole my heart, it was you who made me fall deeply.

"I am an idiot, the biggest idiot in the universe. How could I be so stupid that I dare to admit my feelings for you now? How could I be so stupid that I dare to confess to you now.

"Yifei, no, I want to call you honey if I can.

“Honey, leave the man you’re dating now and come back to me.

"I want to eat your egg fried rice, I want to eat your egg fried rice for the rest of my life.

"Okay?"

…

In 3604, there was thunderous applause, and everyone couldn't help but cheer.

"That's great, Teacher Zeng, you finally said it."

"Well done, Teacher Zeng. I didn't expect you to secretly go to Dafen behind our backs."

"Well done, Teacher Zeng, I knew you wouldn't let us down."

Listening to the applause in his ears getting louder and louder, Zeng Xiaoxian felt like he was in a dream.

Blushing, panting, heartbeat speeding up, and a surge of hot blood rushing up to Tianling. At this moment, Xiaoxian felt as if he had drank a whole box of vodka again, and he began to feel dizzy and wanted to be drunk.

He raised one hand high and made a fist suddenly, and the crowd fell silent.

Xiaoxian looked at Zhan Bo and Wanyu anxiously: "So, so I really confessed to Yifei last night?"

"Um."

Zhan Bo and Wan Yu nodded with strange expressions, without any trace of happiness on their faces.

"Etc., etc."

Xiaoxian covered his chest and said, "Please let me slow down."

At this moment, all kinds of random thoughts flashed through his mind.

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"alright!"

Xiaoxian took a deep breath and bravely asked: "So, so, so..."

"Teacher Zeng, do you want to ask how my sister responded to you?"

"Yeah!"

Others also sat closer and closer, craning their heads and tilting their ears to know the news as soon as possible.

Meijia, Youyou and Yumo had thought about it even more. When Zhanbo told the good news, they all raised their arms and cheered.

…

When Zhan Bo and Wan Yu saw Zeng Xiaoxian hang up the phone, they asked impatiently.

"Teacher Zeng, teacher Zeng, how are you? Does my sister agree to you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's legs gave way and he fell to the ground, crying loudly.

"She said she was sleepy and was sleeping. She had to wait until tomorrow to talk about anything."

"ah?!!"

Zhan Bo and Wan Yu both exclaimed.

…

"yeah!"

Before Yu Mo, Mei Jia and You You could even react to what Zhan Bo had just said, the three of them instinctively stood up and cheered.

"Congratulations, Teacher Zeng." The fast-talking Meijia even said the blessing.

When they saw all the people on the sofa covering their faces and waving for them to sit down, the three of them realized that what Zhan Bo had just said was bad news.

Everyone couldn't believe that Yifei went out on a date with someone for the first time and stayed up that night.

With Yifei's force level, there is no possibility of staying out alone for the night because it is too late to be safe.

So if she spends the night outside, there is no need to say more about what it means.

Yu Mo murmured to himself: "It's impossible, Yifei is not such a casual person."

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian not only clenched his fists and turned blue and white, but even his face turned faintly green.

He looked at everyone, with an extremely ugly smile on his lips, and his eyes were full of heartbreak.

Everyone started talking to comfort Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Teacher Zeng, take care."

"Teacher Zeng, my condolences."

"Teacher Zeng..."

"Are you helping me hold a memorial service?"

He laughed several times: "Haha...I'm fine. This is all a small scene, trivial.

"Besides, I'm hungry. No one stipulates that Yifei must accept my confession, right?"

Although Zeng Xiaoxian spoke very freely, his deep voice always made people feel like his throat was about to smoke.

Xiaoxian's voice also began to tremble, and he smiled with a face-saving smile: "It's okay, it's okay.

"Even if the confession fails, we can still be friends, right?"

Everyone fell into an eerie silence.

Can you still be friends if you fail to confess your love?

Life is not a TV show!

And how could someone as awkward as Teacher Zeng still be friends even if his confession failed?

"Um, Teacher Zeng..."

Although Zhan Bo looked intolerable, he still gritted his teeth and said.

"Later, you were crying and making trouble, and you had to go out to find my sister, life or death.

"Wanyu and I tried our best to stop you, but you knocked me and Wanyu unconscious with your backhand and a knife each. We both didn't wake up until now."

Zeng Xiaoxian felt as if he had been struck by lightning: "So..."

He swallowed: "So it's possible that I saw Yifei last night, and the pain that makes my whole body fall apart and the big bump on my head are probably caused by Yifei?"

Even the famous detective Guan Guqiu couldn't stand listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's reasoning: "Teacher Zeng, the probability of what you just said is too low. If you ask me to say that you were drunk and fell down on the street and landed on your head than what you just said. It’s reliable.”

"It does not matter!"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly screamed like crazy: "There is no way I can wait until Yifei wakes up today and then ask her what happened last night and whether I bumped into her last night."

Xiaoxian completely ignored that he still had a big bag on his head, he scratched his head crazily and grinned.

"No, no, absolutely not!"

"When I think about this scene, I feel uncomfortable all over, and I even have allergies."

He stood up in a panic and said, "Everyone, I'm sorry.

"I really can't stay in this love apartment now. I have to leave. We are destined to meet again in the next life."

As he said this, Xiaoxian was about to run out the door.

After hearing this, everyone stood up and grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian.

Guan Gu advised: "Teacher Zeng, calm down, you must calm down.

"As the saying goes, my father-in-law died with a smile on his face..."

"That's like having Mount Tai collapse in front of you without changing your expression!"

Zeng Xiaoxian roared: "Didn't the four major factions teach you this catchphrase when they besieged the love apartment? How can a meme be used twice!"

Guangu smiled sheepishly: "I still think the sentence before my father-in-law died is easier to remember, but the sentence before Mount Tai collapsed is too difficult to remember."

Xiaoxian grabbed Guan Gu's hand and said: "Guan Gu, I know you want to persuade me to calm down.

"But to me, this is no longer a trivial matter like Mount Tai collapsing, my sky is about to collapse!

"Just let me go."

Youyou also quickly said: "Teacher Zeng, maybe things are not as bad as we thought, it is very likely that you heard wrong after drinking last night.

"Yifei wasn't talking about sleep last night, it was... water!

"She wants to wait until she drinks the water before talking. Don't be in a hurry."

"Thank you, Yoyo."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled bitterly and said: "If my IQ could be one-third lower, I would still be willing to believe the possibility you mentioned."

"Teacher Zeng, listen to me..."

While everyone was trying to persuade Xiaoxian to stay, Zi Qiao walked in with Curry Sauce.

"Teacher Zeng, I heard that you used my mobile phone to call Curry Sauce last night and confessed your love to Yifei. I really belong to you."

"What?!!"

Everyone shouted in shock.

Zi Qiao raised an eyebrow: "Your ears don't work well early in the morning?"

He patiently repeated word for word: "I said, Teacher Zeng used my mobile phone to call Curry Sauce last night and confessed his love to Yifei!

"Do you understand now?"

Except for Xiaoxian, everyone nodded heavily: "I understand."

[Teacher Zeng, you are really incapable of success, but more capable of failure! ]

Everyone sat back on the sofa without even looking at Xiaoxian. It was obvious that everyone was very dissatisfied with the misunderstanding Xiaoxian had made.

Zeng Xiaoxian could only smile awkwardly: "Misunderstanding, this is all misunderstanding. Isn't it good that the misunderstanding is resolved now?"

Yumo rolled his eyes at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Aren't you going to leave? Now you can leave, and no one will stop you."

"If you want to leave, leave quickly. I'm annoyed when I see you now."

"Yumo~" Xiaoxian smiled at Yumo flatteringly.

Unfortunately, Yumo didn't buy his tricks at all. She spat at Xiaoxian unhappily: "Bah, you idiot!"