Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 313 Nanfeng’s method of provoking generals
"south wind."
3603, Yifei poked her head around, opened the door secretly and slipped in.
"What are you doing?"
Nanfeng, who was sitting on the swing chair on the balcony, turned back to look at the sneaky Yifei: "Why don't you just come in openly? It will make us look like we are doing something bad."
Yifei was stunned: "Yes."
So she sat on the swing chair and whistled towards the south wind: "Handsome man, do you have a date for Valentine's Day next year?"
Nanfeng was speechless: "You have been doing this for a long time because of this. Just now, you failed to hook up with Ziqiao as a spare tire in the bar, and now you are here to harm me."
"How can this be called a disaster?"
Yifei said confidently: "Anyway, we don't have anyone to date on Valentine's Day, so instead of losing face then, we might as well get together."
"don't want."
Nanfeng refused neatly: "It's shameless to have no date on Valentine's Day."
He rolled his eyes at Yifei: "If you have to go on a date on Valentine's Day, then do you want to rejuvenate yourself on Children's Day?
"Are you going to..." on Qingming Festival?
"Stop!"
Yifei quickly interrupted Nanfeng's next words. She snorted: "If you don't want to, forget it. At worst, I will ask Guan Gu when he comes back."
"Excuse me."
Nanfeng chuckled and said: "Guan Gu and Zi Qiao were also booked by Meijia, and not only Guan Gu and Zi Qiao, but Zhan Bo and Zhang Wei were also booked by her.
"To be more precise, Meijia has made reservations for almost all the male friends she is familiar with in the apartment."
"What?!!"
She was furious: "She started so quickly, and she didn't even leave one for me!"
[In the inner world, Meijia looked at her spare tires all over the wall and couldn't help laughing. 】
[With so many spare tires, I don’t have to worry about driving a truck! 】
"Nonsense, this bad idea was originally to make an appointment with a spare tire. It's either a spare tire or not. Now that you have an appointment, the more the merrier."
Nan Feng glanced sideways at Yifei: "Don't tell me you don't have this idea in your heart."
Yifei smiled guiltily, and then continued to curse Meijia in a low voice for being unkind.
"Given that your friendship ranges in the apartment are highly overlapping, there is a high chance that if you reject Meijia, you will be rejected as well, so you only have two choices left now."
Nanfeng held out two fingers: "The first one is the doorman, Uncle Zhang."
"The second one is decisive!" Yifei said firmly.
"The second one is Teacher Zeng. He was asked out by Laura yesterday. Meijia probably hasn't had time to ask him out yet."
Yifei nodded heavily: "It seems that Uncle Zhang still has his charm. I feel pity for him."
"You must have learned this idiom from Guan Gu."
Nanfeng reminded: "Also, it's not easy for Meijia, so don't compete with her for a spare tire.
"If you can't find it in the apartment, the worst possible scenario is to go to the school to look for it.
"There are so many high-quality male teachers in the school, male doctors and male masters. If it doesn't work, you can just find a male college student."
"I do not want it."
Yifei flipped up her long hair: "I'm a huge fan at school. How can I survive if word spreads about finding someone else to be my date for next Valentine's Day?"
"Then you'd better go find the guard, Uncle Zhang."
Nanfeng smiled and joked: "If Teacher Zeng knew that he was not as good as Uncle Zhang, he would definitely be so angry that he would vomit blood."
"Tch, there's no comparison between him and Uncle Zhang.
"At least Uncle Zhang is still a man. Look how much Zeng Xiaoxian has become like a man these past two days."
When Yifei mentioned Zeng Xiaoxian, her eyes were full of disdain and disgust. It was obvious that Zeng Xiaoxian's behavior in the past two days made her very disappointed and disgusted.
"He is now a purebred green turtle, and the turtle's shell is still soft and has no backbone at all."
"You can't blame him. He's just sick. Didn't Guan Gu and the others take Teacher Zeng to see a psychiatrist?"
"snort."
Yifei said angrily: "He is just sick, not mentally controlled.
"The way he is now, I wouldn't believe it if you said it was all caused by mental illness."
Nanfeng nodded.
Although Teacher Zeng’s psychological problems are not minor, they are not serious enough that he cannot control what he is doing.
The reason why he fell into Laura's obsession and couldn't extricate himself was that in addition to psychological factors, Zeng Xiaoxian's own character was also a big problem.
Cowardly, hesitant, likes to be passive, greedy for enjoyment, desperate for face, and a little bit of cheap rebelliousness... Mental illness only magnified his character flaws.
And all of this still comes down to the eight-year relationship between him and Laura. The memories and emotions of these 3,074 days cannot be put down simply by letting go.
In particular, Teacher Zeng himself is a little man who can't afford to pick up and let go.
"Yifei, why don't you two have a good chat before Teacher Zeng comes back?"
"Talk? What can he and I have to talk about?"
Yifei sneered: "You won't let me talk to Zeng Xiaoxian about his love-hate relationship with Laura, right?"
"It's just simple conversation therapy, just listen to him talk and complain."
She refused again: "Don't we have psychiatrists in speech therapy? They are professionals."
"No matter how professional a psychiatrist is, he is just a doctor, not a friend."
Nanfeng said: "Human beings are such pretentious creatures, and the same words have different effects when spoken by different people.
"Sometimes the psychiatrist talks for a long time, but it's not as good as the right person saying the right words."
He smiled at Yifei: "It's decided that it's you Yifei. Only you can handle this kind of scene where a beautiful woman saves a bear.
"You don't want him to be captured by Laura while he's still sick, right?"
Nan Feng clasped his hands in his fists and said, "Hero, saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda."
Yifei firmly refused: "I don't want it, I have no interest in talking to a green turtle.
“Besides, I think there is a cure for illness, but there is no cure for being mean.
"Maybe after he is cured, he will still be so mean as to have an affair with Laura. Then won't what we do look like clowns?"
She crossed her legs and said with arrogance and disgust: "Zeng Xiaoxian is already a bitch to the core, so don't waste my thousand-year-old ginseng."
Nanfeng sighed inaudibly.
One is face-saving and the other is extremely arrogant. When these two guys meet, he is simply unlucky in his last life.
"Yifei, this isn't like you."
Nan Feng smiled and teased: "Aren't you usually the most loyal person? Why don't you even want to deal with Teacher Zeng when he is in trouble?"
Yifei's eyes flickered: "I, I just can't stand Zeng Xiaoxian being so self-destructive."
"If you don't come here, people will be degraded and sick.
"I'm not asking you to help break up the crazy couple, Teacher Zeng and Laura, or I'm asking you to just chat with Teacher Zeng and have a heart-to-heart talk."
Nanfeng thought for a moment, then suddenly realized: "I understand, are you..."
A flash of panic flashed in Yifei's eyes: "No, I didn't..."
"Are you jealous of Laura, and are you afraid that when Teacher Zeng talks to you, he will talk about Laura, and you will feel ashamed of yourself?"
Yifei was stunned for a moment, then pointed at herself with a frown: "Am I jealous of her?!!"
"It's so funny, why should I be jealous of her?"
She was so angry at Nan Feng's words that she jumped up and down: "I feel sick even if I look at this female Sea King, and I feel like vomiting when I hear her name!
"You still feel ashamed of yourself, bah!"
"Actually, there is nothing to be ashamed of in being jealous of Laura. She is good-looking, gentle, intellectual and charming.
"And Laura is already a well-known journalist who has won the Pulitzer Prize and is a special feature writer in the international geography column at the same age as you. Her career is far ahead of yours."
Nanfeng joked with a smile on his face: "The most important thing is that Laura will never worry about having no one to date on Valentine's Day next year."
"Depend on!"
Yifei glared at Nanfeng fiercely: "Don't think that I don't know what you are thinking.
"Let me tell you, provocation is ineffective against me. I will definitely not have a heart-to-heart talk with Zeng Xiaoxian."
"up to you."
Nanfeng blinked at Yifei: "But you better not call Teacher Zeng a coward in the future, because in my eyes you two are pretty much the same.
"Teacher Zeng didn't dare to ask you for an answer two months ago, and you don't dare to talk to him now. You two are really evenly matched."
"you!"
Yifei said angrily: "Whatever you say, the method of provoking generals is ineffective against me!"
With that said, she turned around and left 3603, but she turned around and came back halfway and shouted.
"The method of provoking generals is ineffective against me!
"snort!"
Nan Feng couldn't help but laugh out loud. Why did he feel that the effect of this exciting method was surprisingly good.
After Yifei left, Nanfeng was still sitting on the swing chair thinking about his thoughts.
Suddenly he looked to the empty side.
"Why do you think there are so many people with psychological problems around us?"
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