Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Teacher Zeng! Teacher Zeng!"

Everyone rushed forward to rescue Zeng Xiaoxian, who was in shock. In the end, Yifei pinched his acupuncture points and woke him up.

Before Zeng Xiaoxian even opened his eyes, he already said with dignity: "I'm fine, I'm fine."

He looked at the people who cared about him and waved his hands and smiled: "I'm fine, what you said is already in the past tense, the past is in the past.

"Life is in the present tense and in the future tense!"

"It's okay for you to be like this right now."

Yifei was angry and disappointed at the same time: "Zeng Xiaoxian, I have never seen a bitch like you. How dare you continue to date such a woman?"

Xiaoxian pretended to be relaxed and said: "It was hard for me to accept it at first, but then I thought about it, it's not a big deal. Being with her has no harm at all."

Hu Yifei wanted to give him a slap on the spot: "Have you been kicked in the head by a donkey?"

"Laura is no ordinary woman to me!"

"Yeah, how can an average woman have dated three-digit men?"

Hu Yifei coldly snorted: "By the way, these one hundred and ten men are her achievements in less than two years. She didn't know how many cheated on you during the eight years she was actually in love with you.

"Do you think you can stop her from killing thousands of people?"

As she spoke, she pointed at Zi Qiao: "Rather than believe that Laura is caring for you, I would rather believe that Zi Qiao's prodigal son will turn around.

"At least Ziqiao still has some respect for marriage. No matter how much he goes, he will only have countless girlfriends and one-night stands, and no fiancée or ex-wife."

"yes."

When Zi Qiao was compared with Yifei, he was not angry but happy: "It seems that compared with Laura, I am pretty much like a human being."

He cheered towards Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "Teacher Zeng, I support you.

“You hurry up and become one thousandth of Laura, so that I am not the most beastly person in the apartment.”

"Lu Ziqiao, even you are making fun of me!"

Xiaoxian said very unhappily: “Besides, I don’t intend to ask Laura to calm down for me.”

Yifei became even more angry when she heard this: "Then you are still dating her, you are so mean, aren't you?"

"I mean no matter what, she's back and we can chat and date happily.

"The most important thing is that I don't have to take any responsibility."

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian say such shameless words, Yifei rolled her eyes at him and completely gave up the idea of ​​pulling this bitch out of his misery.

There is no cure for those who surrender to themselves.

Yifei originally thought that she would beat him up in anger, but now Yifei felt that hitting him would be dirtying her hands.

Seeing that everyone was shocked by his speech, Zeng Xiaoxian had to find an ally: "Ziqiao, you understand, right?"

Zi Qiao nodded.

"Guangu, what about you?"

At this time, Guangu was still talking about Laura's relationship history: "Oh, I understand, that Palestinian guerrilla and William are not the same person!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said harshly: "In short, this is every man's dream."

Yu Mo said with a dark face: "Teacher Zeng, don't use the term scumbag to cover all men."

She poked Nanfeng: "Is this your dream too?"

Nanfeng just said: "Responsibility and rights are corresponding, and not being responsible means that you cannot enjoy the rights behind this responsibility.

"Besides, how could I have such a superficial dream?"

Yu Mo smiled proudly, and then looked at Zhan Bo: "What do you think, Zhan Bo?"

"I certainly have no such dream."

Meijia smiled at Teacher Zeng and said, "Except for Zi Qiao, everyone in the apartment still has a very upright view of love. Don't try to convince us with this fallacy."

Seeing that everyone disapproved of his choice, Zeng Xiaoxian became angry again: "Hey, what's wrong with you?

"I have completely stood up from where I fell, and I can face it calmly. You should be happy for me, right?"

Wan Yu said with concern: "We are just worried that you will fall in the same place twice."

"I'm not worried about whether he falls or not. I'm only worried about one thing."

Nanfeng looked directly at Zeng Xiaoxian. Although his tone was inquiring, he was very sure: "Teacher Zeng, do you have some hidden psychological problems or potential mental illness?"

"No……"

Zeng Xiaoxian tried his best to put on an extremely forced smile: "I, I am the host of an emotional program, and I help others solve their emotional problems every day.

"How could I have a psychological problem!"

His eyes were wandering, his hands and feet were unnatural, and he repeated the same sentence over and over again: "No, I really don't."

There was no need for Nanfeng, the human lie detector, to speak at this time. Everyone knew at a glance that Zeng Xiaoxian was in a state of panic at this moment.

"So Zeng Xiaoxian...are you really sick?"

Yifei originally made up her mind to let Zeng Xiaoxian fend for himself, but after learning that he was ill, she couldn't help but relent.

Before Zeng Xiaoxian could answer Nanfeng, he had already taken up the conversation: "It's not like you didn't see what Teacher Zeng looked like yesterday. How could he be so scared even if he is usually timid?

"My eyes are straight, my limbs are weak, the six gods have no master, the eight immortals cross the sea, perfect..."

"Pooh!"

Nanfeng smiled sheepishly: "I'll just take it as it comes. You can ignore the last two idioms."

He continued: "In short, those who know it is that Laura cuckolded him, but those who don't know think that Laura killed his whole family and are now chasing him to eradicate him."

Zeng Xiaoxian was ashamed: "Is it such an exaggeration?"

"It's even more exaggerated than this!"

Yifei, Yu Mo, and Zhan Bo, who witnessed Zeng Xiaoxian's panic yesterday, said in unison.

Yesterday, they also felt that Zeng Xiaoxian's reaction was indeed too great, but they didn't think about it in detail.

Later, Zeng Xiaoxian surrendered and ran away directly with Laura. They were so angry and angry that they couldn't continue to think about why he was so abnormal.

Nanfeng continued his analysis: "Also, don't you think Teacher Zeng was cleared by Laura too quickly?"

Everyone looked at each other and then nodded in unison.

Zeng Xiaoxian has always had a mysophobia, and seeing that he was vomiting and dizzy just now. Everyone knows that Laura's ability to "walk on flat ground" still makes Zeng Xiaoxian feel very uncomfortable.

But after he vomited and fainted, he actually forgave Laura's various mistakes as if nothing had happened, and even used the same scumbag mentality as Zi Qiao to justify his excuses.

This is obviously extremely abnormal for Zeng Xiaoxian, who claims to be a good man.

After all, although Zeng Xiaoxian was a bit mean, his moral standard was still a few blocks higher than Zi Qiao's.

“Another thing that’s particularly strange is that if we support or remain silent about the matter between him and Laura, he will reveal violent news in the hope that we will scold him.

“But when we objected, he would find various reasons to prove that he was right.

"The whole person is extremely contradictory. I even want to call him schizophrenic."

On this point, everyone had other opinions. Guan Gu raised his hand and said, "Maybe Teacher Zeng is just a bitch and likes to be scolded?"

The rest of the people agreed.

south wind:"……"

Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"

"Hello!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a dark face: "The person involved is still here, can you respect me?"

Then he narrowed his eyes and smiled mischievously: "Besides, how can I be so cowardly~"

Everyone looked towards Nanfeng.

【What do you think? 】

Nanfeng covered his face in shame: "Okay, just pretend I didn't say this."

Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)

[Can we still be friends with this friend? 】

"Then let's talk about the last point."

Nanfeng pointed to an empty corner: "Teacher Zeng, what is there in that place?

"Why do you always look in that direction before you speak?"

Zeng Xiaoxian subconsciously looked in the direction of Nanfeng's finger. Zeng Xiaoxian, dressed in a straight suit and looking sinister, was sitting in the seat that should have been empty.

Xiaoxian in a suit raised a glass of 1982 Lafite and gestured to Xiaoxian: "Your friend is very careful and smart, but this makes you look stupid.

"Xian'er."

Zeng Xiaoxian curled his lips.

If he hadn't been able to hit this guy who was addicted to showing off, he would have done it himself.

Still the same Lafite from 1982...

Not to mention it was from 1982, I have never even drank Lafite, okay!

Nanfeng saw the obvious fluctuation in Zeng Xiaoxian's expression. He smiled as expected: "There is indeed something here. Isn't this also your fantasy partner?"

"How can there be..."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly: "How can I have such a thing as a fantasy partner?"

"Yeah?"

Nanfeng turned around and called Guangu: "Guangu, let Mario go to that position to give Teacher Zeng's imaginary partner a wrench."

"OK."

Then Guangu began to mutter something.

Nanfeng stretched out his hand and said in an extremely weird voice: "Up!"

"Stop joking, how is this possible..."

As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, his eyes widened.

A cartoon plumber with a red hat, blue overalls and a mustache really appeared in the bar.

Then he picked up the wrench as long as his arm and chased in the direction of Xiaoxian in the suit.

Xiaoxian in a suit cursed secretly, not even paying attention to the 1982 Lafite on the table, and started to run away in confusion.

"How can this be!"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the ridiculous chase in front of him, and his hair was almost scratched into a chicken coop shape.

Now all fantasy partners can be connected to the computer?

So what’s next, Fantasy Partner Adventures?

This is too outrageous!

He stared at Nanfeng in horror: "What have you done?"

"A little psychological hint, but the fact that you are able to fall into this trap proves that your hallucinations are no longer under your control."

Nanfeng made the final judgment: "Teacher Zeng, the most important thing you should do now is to see a psychiatrist."

Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated for a long time, and then asked weakly: "Can I not go?"

Everyone shouted: "No!"

“It’s not fair, Guan Gu also has a fantasy partner, and so does Zhang Wei, why don’t they need to see a psychiatrist.

"By the way, Zi Qiao also showed off to us before that his fantasy partner is a sexy and amorous young woman.

"Even Nanfeng yourself..."

Nanfeng suddenly jumped up from the sofa, and he covered Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth tightly: "You bastard, you exposed my background, right?"

Everyone looked at Nanfeng in surprise.

Yu Mo had a strange look on her face. She suppressed a smile and asked, "Nanfeng, do you also have a fantasy partner?"

"My imaginary partner is quite shy and usually doesn't come out to play."

Seeing that the secret could no longer be hidden, Nanfeng simply said, "Besides, isn't it normal for a boy to have an imaginary partner?"

"Yeah?"

Meijia poked Zi Qiao: "Does your sexy and passionate young woman look good?"

Ziqiao didn't want to answer at first, but Meijia held his arm and wouldn't let go.

"With my top-notch aesthetics, Lu Xiaobu, you still ask the question whether I look good or not."

Zi Qiao looked at Mei Jia's face, the tenderness in his eyes flashed away: "It's beautiful, of course it's beautiful.

"In my eyes she is the most beautiful girl in the world."

"Wait a minute!"

Zhan Bo looked shocked: "So among the boys in the apartment... I am the only one who doesn't have a fantasy partner!!!"

He grabbed Nan Feng’s arm and prayed: “Nan Feng, what should I do to have an imaginary partner?

"Does it require meditation? Or does it require Qigong?"

"We will discuss this matter later. The most important thing now is Teacher Zeng's matter."

Nanfeng broke away from Zhang Bo's pull and said to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, in fact, people have more or less psychological problems.

“It’s just that if these psychological problems don’t cause you pain, then you don’t need to see a psychiatrist.

"But if these psychological problems are causing you distress, you must receive professional treatment.

"Teacher Zeng, ask yourself, are you in pain now?"

Zeng Xiaoxian did not answer, but not answering was an answer in itself.

"Without further ado, we will take you to see a psychiatrist this afternoon."

Nanfeng looked at Guangu, Meijia and Wanyu: "We have to help take care of the baby in the afternoon. Can you three take Teacher Zeng to see a doctor?"

"no problem."

The three of them nodded, and Guan Gu patted his chest and said, "We will definitely escort Teacher Zeng to see a doctor."

"Um...it's not necessary."

Zeng Xiaoxian held on to the last glimmer of hope and asked: "Can we have a therapy session?"

"What do you think?"

Nanfeng said: "Although I am not a professional, based on my judgment, you must take medicine."

"Is your judgment reliable?" Zeng Xiaoxian whispered.

"Very reliable."

Nanfeng said calmly: "Because my father was more seriously ill than you back then."

Everyone was stunned.

"That's it."

Nan Feng confirmed to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, have you ever received psychological treatment before? It would be best if you have a psychiatrist who is more familiar with your condition.

"If I didn't recommend one to you, his name is Jason and he's very professional."

Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to put up a final resistance, but Nanfeng shouted impatiently: "Yifei!"

"Yes, yes!"

Seeing Yifei flexing her wrist to come over, Zeng Xiaoxian, who likes to be passive, completely accepted his fate of going to see a psychiatrist.

"...I have received psychological treatment from Dr. Ouyang before."

Yifei asked: "Where is the address?"

"I'll send it to the group immediately."

Nan Feng sighed helplessly: "Sure enough, violence is the most effective against Teacher Zeng."