Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 305
In the end, Ziqiao couldn't escape the pursuit of Meijia and others, and was finally pinned down on the sofa and smeared with egg white mask all over his face.
The facial mask in the basin was not wasted now, but the entire living room of 3604 was ruined by Yuyouzi Qiao and the others.
Everyone first tidied up the living room briefly, then went to wash up and change clothes, preparing to have lunch together.
Although the lunch buffet is definitely not as good as Xiaonanguo, the taste is pretty good, and the portion is large and filling. Everyone is very satisfied with the meal.
Especially Zhang Wei spent a lot of money to buy each person a bottle of Coke, which is really rare and hard to come by.
After lunch, everyone returned to the apartment. Everyone moved Zhang Wei and Nanfeng's luggage up, and then helped clean up the messy 3604 and the dusty 3603.
At this point, a seed named Zhang Wei took root in the soil of the love apartment, and Nanfeng, the kite that had been floating outside for almost two months, finally returned to his home.
…
Sunny day bar.
This morning, everyone with nothing to do gathered in the bar to drink and chat.
Zeng Xiaoxian, who was supposed to be sleeping in the bedroom, walked in high-spirited and swaggering at this time: "I knew you were in the bar as soon as I guessed it."
Wan Yu sat at the bar and greeted Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, you look good today."
Zeng Xiaoxian looked proud at this moment. He sat down on the sofa in the bar and said, "That's right, today is the six hundredth episode of my show."
Guangu quickly congratulated: "Really, congratulations."
Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian teasingly: "Then are you planning to retire early after your success?"
"Retire, I will fight to the end.
"And Lisa said that there will be a mysterious guest coming to my show tonight, and it will be very exciting!"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle and said with a sigh on his face: "Six hundred episodes of the program is a long and arduous process, so I would like to express my gratitude to those friends who have helped me and supported me in tonight's program. .
"You must listen."
Hearing the commotion, Nanfeng and Zhang Wei came over from the billiards area, accompanied by Yoyo, Meijia and Curry Sauce who were watching the game.
Following Yu Mo, who was sitting at the bar, Zhan Bo and Wan Yu also came closer, and all the twelve tenants of the base camp on the sixth floor gathered in the large sofa area of the bar.
Nanfeng leaned on the edge of the sofa and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a smile: "Teacher Zeng, you also fooled us like this the last time you did the 500th episode.
"As a result, a few of us stupidly listened to "Your Moon, My Heart" for several hours in the early morning, and in the end we only heard you saying that you wanted to thank a special friend."
Nanfeng deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of "one", and then he rolled his eyes: "My hero, why don't you count how many of us there were at that time?"
"Accident, this was purely an accident. It was all because I was too nervous at the time."
Zeng Xiaoxian vowed: "This time, this time I will definitely remember the eleven of you."
"forget it."
Meijia said with lingering fear: "Teacher Zeng, it's not that we don't want to support you.
"But "Your Moon, My Heart" was originally broadcast very late, not to mention that your program is very, very good at helping you sleep.
“On the night of the 500th issue, all of us couldn’t even open our eyes while listening to your show.
“It was hard to hold on until the end of the show, and everyone just lay down on the sofa in 3601 and fell asleep.
"As a result, everyone woke up with a bad cold the next day. Guangu and I even had a fever, and we needed several injections to get better."
Sekiya sighed when he recalled the fever he had in those days: "The fever in those days almost prevented me from submitting the manuscript in time."
Zeng Xiaoxian also had a look of embarrassment on his face. He had never expected that everyone would catch a cold after listening to a radio program.
"It was an accident last time..."
He said weakly: "If it doesn't work, you can wrap yourself up in a quilt and listen to my program."
Zhan Bo still doesn’t like listening to “Your Moon, My Heart”: “Teacher Zeng, I think compared to the 500th issue, the 600th issue is not a particularly memorable day.
"How about next time?
"Next time when we wait for your 1024th episode, will we listen to your program together?"
Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned: "1024 issues? Why are there 24 more issues?"
Wan Yu explained: "This is a special algorithm for programmers. In their eyes, 1024 is an integer."
Yifei waved her hand impatiently: "Wanyu, what are you trying to explain to him? Zeng Xiaoxian is a computer idiot. Even computer anti-virus and disk space clearing have to wait until I have time to help him.
"Okay, six hundred issues is not a big deal. Let's leave."
Seeing that everyone was about to disperse, Zeng Xiaoxian said anxiously: "No, trust me again, I promise you that this show will be really different.
"This time my program will be broadcast three hours earlier. This is the first prime time in my life."
He clasped his hands together and said pitifully: "Even the station leaders will listen to "Your Moon, My Heart" tonight, so you can't be so disrespectful to me."
"Three hours early?"
Everyone looked at each other, their eyes full of thoughts.
If it had been done three hours in advance, it probably wouldn't have been so helpful for sleeping.
Or...just give him this face?
"Lisa specifically told me to perform well in this show... If you guys are silently supporting me behind my back, I will feel at ease."
As soon as this was said, everyone looked moved.
Nanfeng was the first to speak: "If that's the case, how about we give him a favor?"
Everyone thought for a while and nodded.
Only Yifei snorted proudly: "I don't want it. I swore during the last 500 episodes that I would never listen to this stupid show with you again."
"Hahaha..." Nanfeng couldn't help laughing.
Yes, Yifei did swear that she would never listen to this stupid show with everyone again.
So every night she hid secretly and listened alone.
Very reasonable. Very reasonable.
As expected of Hu Yifei who keeps his word and keeps his word!
Nanfeng, who was laughing loudly, saw everyone looking at him curiously, and he could only say casually: "I think of happy things."
Yifei asked unconsciously: "What's the happy thing?"
"My wife gave birth to... Bah."
Nanfeng said: "In short, it is a happy thing."
"All right."
Yifei snorted: "Although I have nothing to do tonight, I am very free, and I don't want to go out yet, but you have to listen to Zeng Xiaoxian's program for yourselves, and I won't listen to it anyway."
This time Yu Mo also smiled.
I can tell that Yifei still wants to support Teacher Zeng.
She just didn't want to simply agree because of what she had said before in front of others.
Yifei's arrogant look seemed to be saying: "You guys, hurry up and give me a step down!"
Yifei looked at Yumo: "Why are you laughing again?"
"I also remembered a happy thing."
"oh."
Seeing Yifei's arrogant refusal, Zeng Xiaoxian also guessed what she was thinking.
So he rubbed his hands and tried to squeeze to Yifei's side with a mean smile on his face.
Yu Mo, who was sitting next to Yifei, had the foresight to give up his seat to Teacher Zeng.
"Yifei, little Feifei, Feifei Feifei..."
"Hey..." Everyone said in unison.
Even though everyone here has heard Zeng Xiaoxian call Yifei such a greasy name many times, they still can't help but feel disgusted.
[Teacher Zeng, I’m sorry. 】
[It’s not that we don’t want to see you, it’s just that your talent for disgusting people is unparalleled in the world. 】
Yifei looked extremely disgusted when she heard Zeng Xiaoxian's call, but judging from the slightly raised corners of her mouth, she seemed to be quite satisfied.
What a very contradictory woman.
Although Yifei vowed never to listen to this stupid show with everyone again, she couldn't resist Zeng Xiaoxian's repeated invitations.
In the end, Yifei could only "reluctantly" agree to Zeng Xiaoxian's request.
“Okay, okay, then I will reluctantly make an exception.
"Just this once, it won't happen next time!"
"Yes, yes, yes." Zeng Xiaoxian agreed repeatedly.
Zi Qiao couldn't help laughing now.
From Zi Qiao's perspective, a girl saying "It's just this once, I won't do it next time" is as unconvincing as a boy saying "I only touch, I will never do anything random".
Everyone here probably only has this nonsense from Zhanbo Xin Yifei.
Yifei's head was full of black lines: "Lu Ziqiao, why are you laughing again?"
"I also remembered..."
Zi Qiao was stopped by Youyou just in the middle of her words: "It's only three things, nephew."
"oh!"
Zi Qiao quickly changed the reason: "I am happy for Teacher Zeng."
He said grandly: "Today is a good day. To celebrate the 600th episode of Teacher Zeng's program, I decided to hold a dinner party.
"Everyone celebrates and participates in this grand event together."
Zi Qiao poked Yifei: "Yifei, ask that Xiaobo out too."
That wavelet was a high school classmate of Yifei and Yumo. The three old classmates met by chance just now, and Zi Qiao was immediately attracted to this big wave named wavelet.
However, Yifei and Yu Mo guarded him as much as they guarded thieves. They were really not friends enough.
Yifei smiled proudly: "I knew you had this trick.
"No need, I have some bad news and a..."
"good news!"
"More bad news!"
Yifei said proudly: "Xiaobo doesn't like to go out at night, and... he has a baby."
Zi Qiao was stunned: "Didn't you say that Xiaobo is single?"
Yu Mo suppressed a smile and said, "Yifei is not talking about a baby that can be called [honey], but a baby called [baby]."
"What?"
Zi Qiao screamed: "She already has a baby!"
"yes."
Yifei replied: "She said she has been divorced for three years and the child is already half a year old."
"ah?!!"
Everyone looked shocked.
[In the inner world, everyone is calculating this score on their fingers. 】
[Why are we not very good at calculating this question? 】
Zi Qiao waved her hands quickly: "Forget it, I'm not interested in single mothers. You can wish her a child soon for me."
Nanfeng suddenly became happy: "You still want her to have a son early?"
"Yes, then I wish her a happy daughter soon and give her a good word."
Nan Feng looked embarrassed.
How is this a gender issue?
"marvelous!"
After answering the call, Zeng Xiaoxian quickly rushed back to the sofa. He said excitedly: "I just asked Lisa that the guest attending tonight is a famous beauty!"
Everyone was struck by lightning when they heard this.
Zhang Wei raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Beauty?"
"Famous prostitute?!!"
Nanfeng, Meijia and Curry Sauce exclaimed at the same time.
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