Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 304 Yu Mo: The little scoundrel (two in one)
When Nan Feng returned to the love apartment, he was surrounded by a group of black-faced girls on the sofa.
Yifei gently hit Nanfeng on the shoulder and complained: "Why did you travel for so long before coming back?
"If I hadn't been able to contact you, I would have thought you ran away from home again."
Nanfeng just smiled: "You think I'm still an eighteen-year-old kid who makes trouble every day and wants to run away from home.
"I just had fun and wanted to play for a few more days. I also wanted to take a vacation for myself, but I didn't expect that I actually gave myself a summer vacation in the spring."
Wan Yu rubbed her hands and asked expectantly: "Nanfeng, did you bring us any gifts when you came back from this trip?"
Nanfeng nodded: "Of course I will."
"What about the gift?"
He was stunned: "I remember the gift should be in my suitcase. As for the suitcase...
"Okay, I put my suitcase in the car."
Nanfeng said awkwardly: "I will give you the gifts later."
Meijia waved her hand: "Gifts and other things are not important."
She squeezed next to Nanfeng and smiled flatteringly: "I heard Curry Sauce say that there are many handsome guys in your dubbing studio. Is this true?"
Nanfeng guessed Meijia's thoughts immediately.
He did not answer directly, but asked jokingly: "I have been traveling for so long, why haven't you found a boyfriend yet?"
Meijia's face, which had been covered with a layer of "cement", now turned darker and darker, and she made a grimace towards Nan Feng.
"Nanfeng Zhen is so disappointing!"
While Nanfeng and the others were chatting, a familiar wailing sound came from outside the suite.
"worn out!"
Zi Qiao, Guan Gu, and Zhan Bo walked in with their arms hanging down and their heads lowered, like zombies.
As soon as Zi Qiao entered 3601, he rummaged through the refrigerator. He was obviously very hungry.
Zhang Wei supported Zeng Xiaoxian, whose face was pale and his eyes were straight, and finally he leaned weakly against the door.
"Come and help me... Damn it!"
Zhang Wei saw that six of the seven faces turned around were covered with a layer of gray-black cement. He was shocked at first, and then said cheerfully: "Now I am not the darkest person in the apartment." "
"Correction, just not for now."
Yifei raised her head slightly and pointed at the half-dead Zeng Xiaoxian with her chin: "What's wrong with this guy?"
The smile on Zhang Wei's face faded and he said sheepishly: "Teacher Zeng may be too tired."
Zeng Xiaoxian staggered to the edge of the sofa and lay down directly, then rested his whole body on Yifei's shoulders.
He raised his hands full of resentment and complained: "I told you I can't carry my luggage, and you still let me go with you!"
"Teacher Zeng, don't worry, we won't let you help carry your luggage next time."
The tired Guan Gu gave an ugly smile: "We asked you to carry your luggage, but it turned out that your Zhang Wei's luggage was not carried much. We have to find another person to be responsible for carrying you."
Youyou patted Guan Gu on the shoulder: "Guan Gu, Teacher Zeng's endurance has never been good, so you should be more understanding."
"Yeah, we understand."
Guan Gu said with contempt: "Guys like Teacher Zeng and Zi Qiao can't wait to go back directly with other beauties. It's normal for them to have poor endurance."
Yifei and Meijia immediately narrowed their eyes when they heard this.
Zeng Xiaoxian's alarm bells rang in his mind, and he hurriedly said: "Guan Gu, please don't talk nonsense."
"Am I talking nonsense?"
Guan Gu accused dissatisfiedly: "Teacher Zeng, when you just started to feel uncomfortable, we asked you to find a place to rest.
"As a result, your front legs were as tired as a dead pig, so you and Zi Qiao secretly went to the female graduate student dormitory next door to carry the luggage for the beautiful woman.
"It's already very difficult for Zhan Bo and I to help Zhang Wei, but in the end you didn't help at all. We have to spare one more person to take care of you who is exhausted."
Guangu paused: "Teacher Zeng..."
"We despise you!" Guangu, Zhanbo and all the girls said in unison.
Yifei even kicked Zeng Xiaoxian away, and then wiped the shoulder and arm he had just leaned against in disgust.
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly: "I couldn't bear to see a girl moving so many things, so I just showed off my gentlemanly demeanor.
"Besides, Zi Qiao also has a share, why do you only despise me and not him?"
As soon as he said these words, everyone present looked at Xiaoxian with even more disgust.
"Teacher Zeng, you have fallen."
Nanfeng sighed: "You have always claimed to be a good man, why are you now reduced to the lowest moral level of Hezi Qiao?
"besides……"
Nanfeng looked at the group of boys who had just returned with dissatisfaction: "You five guys didn't even say a word of welcome when you saw me coming back?"
"welcome."
"May you be happy and prosperous."
"In good health."
"A golden gun never fails."
"Have a son soon."
The sparse welcome from the five people made Nanfeng look embarrassed.
There is a huge difference in the reception between boys and girls!
And Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, you two bastards, what kind of weird blessings are "Invincible with a golden gun" and "Have a son early"!
"Oh, it's just that your trip has taken a little too long. What's there to welcome you?"
Ziqiao rummaged in the refrigerator of 3601 for a long time but couldn't find anything. He could only chew cucumbers and said in a pretentious manner: "No matter how high the kite flies, as long as the string is continuous, it will come back sooner or later.
"Instead of pretending to be excited, why not..."
He stretched out his hand toward Nanfeng and said, "Did you bring us any gifts when you came back?"
"Get out!" Nanfeng laughed and cursed.
"okay."
Zi Qiao said and was about to get up and leave: "You guys talk first, I'm going to see if there is anything to eat in the refrigerator in 3602. I'm really starving to death after moving for a long time."
"I'm starving too. Zi Qiao pull me up and let's go together." Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed Zi Qiao's clothes and struggled to get up.
So the two of them left 3601 with support, and Nanfeng even heard their whispers.
"Teacher Zeng, are you interested in the female graduate student just now?
"If you fall in love with her, I won't ask her out, but you have to remember to owe me a favor."
"It doesn't matter whether I'm interested or not. What's important is that she didn't give me her contact information." Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly.
"No man!"
Zi Qiao's exclamation spread throughout 3601: "She didn't give you her contact information and you still helped her carry the luggage. You're full!"
Everyone stretched out their ears to eavesdrop.
Zeng Xiaoxian said matter-of-factly: "But she said I am a good man."
"Depend on!"
Zi Qiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder with hatred: "Teacher Zeng, since you are not enlightened, then you can collect a few more good person cards. Maybe God will bless you after collecting 250 good person cards." …”
"Bless me to find a girlfriend like Lin Chiling?"
"I hope you don't become an idiot who only accepts good guys cards from girls in your next life!" Zi Qiao yelled through gritted teeth.
Except for Guan Gu, Zhang Wei and Zhan Bo who looked exhausted, everyone couldn't help laughing.
Wan Yu watched Zhan Bo leaning on the sofa and taking a nap, then handed him a sofa pillow: "By the way Zhan Bo, didn't you go to help Zhang Wei move his luggage?
"Why are there only people coming up? Where is the luggage?"
Zhan Bo sighed and said, "That's because Zhang Wei's luggage was really too much. The five of us drove four cars there, and they were all packed.
"Everyone is exhausted. We really can't move Zhang Wei's luggage to 3604 in one go. Let's take a rest first."
"All four cars full?!!"
Curry Sauce looked at Zhang Wei in surprise: "Uncle Zhang Wei, do you have a lot of luggage?"
Yu Mo, who also has experience in moving, said without thinking: "Zhang Wei must be reluctant to throw away everything in the dormitory, so he accumulated so much luggage."
Zhang Wei smiled proudly: "I am diligent and thrifty."
"Zhang Wei is indeed very diligent and thrifty."
Zhan Bo nodded: "This morning I accompanied Zhang Wei to visit the dormitories of third-year graduate students in the entire building. Those students who were moving or were about to move out all prepared a bunch of things they didn't want for him.
“Including endless toilet paper, half-used laundry detergent, shower gel, shampoo, lamps, cushions, hair dryers that I don’t want because they are too ugly...
"If nothing else, I guess Zhang Wei won't have to buy toilet paper and laundry detergent for a whole year."
After hearing this, everyone unanimously gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up.
After working on it for a long time, it turns out that diligent and thrifty housekeeping is this "diligence in picking up and running the house".
But this is good, since it is something that others don’t want, and it can also reduce Zhang Wei’s financial burden.
It’s just Guangu and Zhanbo who had a hard time helping with the transportation.
"Stop talking about this."
Zhang Wei stood up and said in a rather heartfelt voice: "Today is the first day that I have moved into the love apartment. I will treat you to dinner at noon as a way of thanking you for taking care of me."
Except for Youyou, who was not familiar with Zhang Wei, the others almost couldn't help but jump up from the sofa.
Zhang Wei actually also treats guests to dinner?
In their lifetime, they can actually see the iron rooster actively plucking its feathers. This is really the sun rising from the west.
"Zhang Wei is treating us to a treat, so we must support him."
Meijia blinked her big watery eyes and asked, "What are you going to treat us to? It won't be Malatang, right?"
"of course not."
Zhang Wei said grandly: "I'll treat you to a lunch buffet for nineteen yuan per person. I guarantee that you will all be full."
Everyone was strangely silent for a moment, and then cheered happily.
"What are you waiting for."
Hu Yifei, the eldest sister, waved her hand and gave orders: "Let's wash our faces quickly, change our clothes, and then go teach the boss who makes lunch boxes a lesson later."
"Okay." Then the six girls ran to the bathrooms in each suite to wash their faces.
Zhang Wei saw the girls scattering and he heaved a sigh of relief: "I thought everyone wouldn't like the lunch box buffet for nineteen nine dollars per person."
Nanfeng smiled and said: "For us, as long as someone treats us, it's fine. It's okay to treat us...except for Yifei's innovative cuisine, which is really not for human consumption."
"correct."
He stretched out his hand towards Zhang Wei and said: "Welcome to the love apartment."
Zhang Wei held Nanfeng's hand and said with emotion in his tone: "I have a hunch that moving into a love apartment may be the most correct thing I have ever done in my life."
Just as the two looked at each other and smiled, Yu Mo and Youyou's high-pitched shouts came from 3604.
"ah!!!"
Nan Feng frowned and covered his ears.
Zhan Bo and Guan Gu, who were still resting on the sofa, rushed over, followed closely by Nan Feng and Zhang Wei.
By the time the four of them arrived at 3604, Youyou had calmed down, but Yu Mo was still screaming wildly while pointing at the "black cement" contained in a stainless steel basin on the table.
"Yu Mo, it's not like that."
Zi Qiao raised his hands in a gesture of surrender: "3602, there is nothing to eat. Teacher Zeng and I were really hungry, so we came to you and my aunt's apartment to look for something to eat.
"You've never cooked before. We must have thought that everything in the refrigerator belonged to my aunt."
Zi Qiao licked his lips and said with unfinished content: "Don't tell me, the cement-like paste you made tastes really good.
"Do you think so, Teacher Zeng?"
At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian was still eating cement with his head down, and he didn't even think about talking. He just raised his thumbs and made a few meaningless noises towards Yu Mo.
"Lu Ziqiao! And you, Teacher Zeng!"
Yu Mo suddenly didn't know what to say to these two guys.
This is her egg white mask. Is this edible?
Huh……
Yu Mo saw that one of Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian was still unfinished, while the other was still eating wildly. Now she really couldn't be sure whether the mask was edible.
At least it looks like the two of them taste good?
Yu Mo licked his lips subconsciously.
Zi Qiao was still begging for mercy at this time: "Yu Mo, do you think this is okay? If you made this 'cement' with your own hands, I will make double portions to compensate you.
“If you bought it with money, Teacher Zeng will buy you a double copy.
"Can you forgive us now?"
"ah?"
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his head blankly: "Why do you think it's me every time you talk about spending money?"
Zi Qiao shrugged: "Do you think I'm rich?"
"Too……"
So Zeng Xiaoxian buried his head in eating again. He was really hungry after doing so much physical work today.
And this "cement" is really delicious! ! !
"It's not a question of whether you should pay compensation or not." Yu Mo looked helpless, "Please, next time you want to eat something, could you please check with the owner first to confirm whether these things are edible?"
"ah?"
The two looked confused.
At this time, Yifei, Wanyu, Meijia and Curry Sauce hurried over without even washing their faces.
"what's the situation?"
Yifei looked over and saw that the remaining mask was half empty, and there were still obvious "cement" marks around the mouths of Zeng Xiaoxian and Zi Qiao.
"Oh my God."
Yifei put her hand on her forehead in pain: "Are you reincarnated as hungry ghosts? You can eat this stuff too!"
Curry Sauce exclaimed: "Why did you two eat Sister Yumo's egg white mask?!"
Zi Qiao was stunned: "Egg white?"
Zeng Xiaoxian screamed: "Face mask!!!"
"yes."
Wanyu pointed to the faces of her friends: "Didn't you think this thing is exactly the same as the facial mask we put on our faces before eating it?"
Zi Qiao shouted with a sad face: "But we were tired and hungry, so we didn't pay attention at all."
"Then I'll count you guys out of luck~" Meijia gloated.
Yu Mo sighed: "My egg white mask is used to remove dead skin. I originally planned to give you the rest of the mask to try, but I didn't expect you to eat it."
"In fact, they did try it, but they just tried it with their mouths."
Nanfeng complained happily: "And it's obvious that they can't stop once they try."
Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately began to retching into the trash can with his throat raised.
Zi Qiao's face was stiff, and he asked with his last hope: "So this facial mask...can you eat it?"
"This question should be asked of you."
Before Yumo could reply, Meijia had already teased in a weird way: "If you don't have any special symptoms within three days after eating it, then you can eat this mask."
"vomit……"
Now even Zi Qiao started to retch.
Yifei poked Yu Mo: "Then what should I do with the remaining egg white mask? It would be too wasteful to throw it away."
Yu Mo glanced at the two spoons inserted in the mask with disgust: "This mask is probably stained with their saliva. We can't put the remaining mask on our faces, right?"
The girls quickly waved their hands and refused, obviously they didn't want to have their faces stained by the facial mask stained by Zi Qiao and Zeng Xiaoxian's saliva.
"Then we can only leave it to them to continue eating."
Yu Mo shrugged: "Anyway, this egg white mask is purely natural and has no additives. It will definitely be fine to eat."
"We refuse!"
Xiaoxian and Ziqiao answered extremely firmly. They would definitely not want to eat this "cement" again before they overcome the psychological barrier of eating facial masks.
"In this case, if you don't want to waste facial masks, there is only one way left."
Nanfeng said with a wicked smile: "Since no one is willing to use the mask stained with their saliva, and Zi Qiao and Teacher Zeng are not willing to eat it themselves... then give them the remaining mask for their own use. "
When the girls heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up.
Yes, Ziqiao and Xiaoxian shouldn't mind having their saliva on their faces, right?
Forget it, rather than whether they mind or not, it's more important not to waste things.
Then the girls surrounded the two of them with evil smiles on their faces.
Youyou took out a ball of facial mask from the basin. She imitated the tone of a secret agent and said with a ferocious smile: "Teacher Zeng, nephew, don't blame us, waste is shameful.
"And this egg white mask is really good, you should enjoy it!"
Youyou Jiejie smiled strangely, obviously she was very into the drama.
At this moment, Zi Qiao was still thinking about escaping with Teacher Zeng, but the two of them were held down by Meijia and Yifei by their shoulders.
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't move his buttocks from the chair under Yifei's suppression, but Meijia's strength obviously couldn't hold Zi Qiao down.
Seeing that the "cement" in Yuyou's hand that was stained with his and Teacher Zeng's saliva was about to be smeared on his face, Zi Qiao simply refused to do anything.
He stood up directly, took out the mask from the basin with both hands and applied it on the faces of Youyou and Meijia before running away.
"ah!"
Yoyo and Meijia were immediately furious.
"Lu Ziqiao!!!"
Meijia grabbed a ball of facial mask and gave the order: "Sisters, follow me and catch this Lu Ziqiao!!!"
As she said that, she and Youyou took the lead and chased Zi Qiao.
Upon seeing this, Wanyu and Curry Sauce quickly covered their hands with facial masks to support their good sisters.
"That's okay with him."
Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up, and he quickly reached out and took out a bunch of facial mask, turning his head to cover Yifei's face behind him.
But when he saw Yifei's gentle and charming eyes, Zeng Xiaoxian was instantly frightened.
If he really reached out to smear Yifei's face, he would probably be cold even before his fingers touched Yifei's face.
So Zeng Xiaoxian could only smile: "I don't want to bother you, old man. I will do it myself."
Then he looked like he was about to cry in humiliation. He closed his eyes and gritted his teeth and wiped the mask off his face.
"Well, you're so good."
Hu Yifei touched Zeng Xiaoxian's head, then she took out the facial mask from the basin and put it on Xiaoxian's hand: "Your face is too rough, so you need to apply more.
"Otherwise, next time you go to court a beautiful graduate student, they will only give you a good person card. That would be pitiful."
"Haha... No need." Zeng Xiaoxian's tears of grievance almost flowed out.
"Quickly paint~"
Yifei lowered her voice and said expressionlessly.
"Okay, I'll apply..."
Zeng Xiaoxian could only continue to apply the mask on his face.
Not to mention, this mask is really good, it feels cool when applied.
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but tremble at the thought that there might be Zi Qiao's saliva in it.
While Xiaoxian was "willingly" applying the facial mask, Ziqiao was still facing the "pursuit" of the four women.
Originally, he wanted to run out of 3604, but Nanfeng, a rotten guy, directly called Zhan Bo and Zhang Wei to close the suite door and the balcony door.
"Nan Feng, you bastard, you tricked me on the first day you came back!!!"
While Ziqiao gritted his teeth and cursed Nanfeng, he could only avoid being chased by Meijia, Youyou, Wanyu and Curry Sauce in the living room.
Nan Feng watched Zi Qiao jumping up and down being chased by four girls, his face full of pleasure.
As a result, he was caught off guard and his face was covered with a mask.
Yu Mo winked at Nanfeng playfully: "You still look cuter like this."
[Bastard Nanfeng! 】
[You have been traveling alone for two months without a single phone call or text message. 】
[After finally coming back, he didn’t even say a word to me, but he still had the nerve to laugh there! 】
[See if I don’t mess with your face. 】
"Qin Yumo!"
Nanfeng, who has always been petty and vindictive, was teased for no reason. Naturally, it was impossible for him to let Yu Mo go.
So Nan Feng also took out a ball of facial mask and chased Yu Mo aggressively.
The battlefield between Zi Qiao and the four Meijia girls was in the living room, while Nan Feng chased Yu Mo all the way to the bedroom area.
Yu Mo fled into her bedroom. Just as she was about to close the door to block Nanfeng's pursuit, Nanfeng had already blocked the door with her shoulders.
The two fell into a stalemate.
In fact, the word "stalemate" is not quite accurate. If Nanfeng hadn't been afraid that his sudden exertion might hurt Yu Mo behind the door, he would have broken in long ago.
Yu Mo also knew that Nan Feng was not as strong as a girl like her, so she stuck her head out from behind the door and said coquettishly: "Nan Feng, I was wrong.
"I was just joking with you, you are a grown man so don't argue with me.
"Did you know that good men don't fight with women?"
Nanfeng said angrily like a stubborn child: "If you want to find a good man, go to Teacher Zeng. Anyway, I never said I was a good man.
"I advise you to give up resistance, otherwise I will use strong methods."
"No, I don't want my face to be smeared with the saliva of Teacher Zeng and Zi Qiao!"
Seeing that Yu Mo was unwilling to give up resistance, Nanfeng really didn't dare to use force rashly.
So he stretched out his clean right hand through the crack in the door and gently scratched Yu Mo's waist.
"Ha ha……"
The ticklish Yu Mo instinctively shrank back because of Nanfeng's sudden attack. By the time she reacted, Nanfeng had already squeezed into the bedroom through the crack in the door.
"Now let's see where you can escape!"
Nan Feng stretched out his left hand covered with facial mask with a ferocious smile, obviously wanting to retaliate in kind.
He originally thought that Yu Mo would retreat in fear, but instead of retreating, Yu Mo advanced.
She took a step forward, then stood on her tiptoes, wrapping her arms around Nanfeng's neck.
Nanfeng suddenly froze in place.
"You clearly know that I'm ticklish, so you're lying."
Yu Mo whispered softly into Nanfeng's ear, and Nanfeng could even feel the air she breathed gently blowing the down on his ear.
"Little rascal."
She said softly, and every word seemed to go around in circles in Nan Feng's heart.
At this time, Nanfeng only had one thing on his mind.
[Am I a swindler? 】
[Can anyone say something fair? In our current situation, are we really a scammer? 】
[I just flattened A, but she immediately enlarged her move! ! ! 】
Just as Nan Feng was regaining control of his body, Yu Mo quickly wiped her mask-covered hand on his neck, and then she directly bypassed the stiff Nan Feng and rushed out of the house.
By the time Nanfeng realized what he was doing and rushed out, Yu Mo had already hid in Youyou's house and locked the door.
Boom, boom, boom!
Yu Mo knocked on the door three times, and then said proudly: "You little scoundrel, you should learn from it again."
[To fight with my sister, you still need to be more skillful~]
"Qin! Yu! Mo!"
Nan Feng said dumbfounded: "You...
"Damn it!"
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