Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 302 A murder caused by a watch
"Dislike him? But Teacher Zeng is obviously very good."
Zeng Xiaoxian felt aggrieved and dissatisfied: "Look at Teacher Zeng, he is handsome, has a good figure, has a successful career at a young age, has ideals and ambitions, is gentle, kind, considerate and can take care of others, and his cooking skills are not bad... "
He rambled on for a long time, even recounting his glorious deeds of helping an old lady cross the road when he was in kindergarten.
The more Yifei listened, the weirder the expression on her face became: "Nanfeng, did you take the wrong medicine today or were you bribed by Zeng Xiaoxian?"
Zeng Xiaoxian paused, then smiled awkwardly: "No, how could I be bribed by Teacher Zeng? The main reason is that I really think he is excellent."
Seeing that Yifei didn't believe it, he repeated in a stronger tone: "I think Teacher Zeng is very, very good."
"Pull him down."
Yifei rolled her eyes at "Nanfeng" with disgust: "You said he was handsome and I tolerated it, but with Zeng Xiaoxian's weird figure, which is long at the top and short at the bottom, you can still say that he has a good figure without conscience?
"What, you can be shameless just by wearing a black helmet on your head?"
The shameless Zeng Xiaoxian curled his lips and said "cut" unwillingly.
"I can finally see that you are on Zeng Xiaoxian's side today."
Yifei muttered to Nanfeng dissatisfied: "Zeng Xiaoxian and I, shouldn't you be more biased toward me? Why do you always say good things to him now?"
"I'm here to help you with your affairs, not your marriage."
"Zhanli is also me who is more Zhanli!"
Yifei snorted: "And even if what you just praised is true, I still despise him."
"Why?!!"
Zeng Xiaoxian was puzzled. Hu Yifei still disliked her condition, so what could she expect?
Isn't it true that only a monster like the young prodigy on the fake resume, who was recommended to Tsinghua University, has extraordinary talents, is capable of literary and military skills, has great ambitions, and is open-minded, can force her way into Hu Yifei's eyes?
Then this vision is too high.
Yifei was silent for a while, and then said angrily: "Actually, Zeng Xiaoxian... is barely okay.
"Although he usually likes to be a bitch and play tricks, his narcissism is a bit too much, and he always likes to seek death from time to time..."
Zeng Xiaoxian stared dumbfoundedly at Yifei, who was counting down her little problems with her fingers.
Xiaoxian felt that her figure gradually overlapped with Nanfeng's, becoming indistinguishable from each other.
[Help, why on earth do I need to listen to such an embarrassing and lengthy criticism session a second time! ! ! 】
After Yifei finished talking about most of Zeng Xiaoxian's shortcomings with an equally dry mouth, she finally got to the point: "But I don't take these little problems to heart."
"hehe……"
The smile in Zeng Xiaoxian's helmet was extremely stiff.
[Since you didn’t take these little problems to heart, you still kept talking for five or six minutes! 】
[I didn’t take it to heart because you remembered it all! 】
Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to cry but had no tears.
Next time, can we just omit these unimportant "although" parts and let's jump to the light-hearted "but" part.
Before "Nanfeng" could say anything more, Yifei had already continued talking on her own.
“But I just dislike Zeng Xiaoxian’s nagging, coy, and cowardly character.
“When he is narcissistic, he brags about himself in the sky and in the earth, as if he can handle it easily no matter what he encounters.
"As a result, when something happened, even the curry sauce was more efficient than him."
"This is just that Teacher Zeng is good at thinking!" Zeng Xiaoxian was very unconvinced.
Why am I just whining, squirming, and being so cowardly?
He is called mature and steady, careful in his words and deeds, and he makes decisions before taking action.
Also, his judgment of thinking twice before acting is based on the wisdom that only his wise and powerful brain possesses.
This is not something a hot-tempered barbarian like Hu Yifei can understand.
"Nan Feng, please stop making excuses for Zeng Xiaoxian."
Yifei pouted, obviously she had long been complaining about Zeng Xiaoxian's character shortcomings.
“I won’t tell you what he was like before, I’ll just tell you this time.
“He was obviously angry and had opinions, but he was angry for two days but couldn’t even hold in a fart.
"He was full of complaints and didn't dare to talk about it, so he asked you to talk to me, and then he went to relax without knowing where he was.
"hehe……"
The more she spoke, the angrier she became, and the more she spoke, the angrier she became: "Zeng Xiaoxian is a man after all. Even if he cannot be an upright man, he cannot be a tortoise who shrinks his head and remains silent when something happens.
"It's pretty good that I just despise him for such cowardly behavior."
After being scolded by Yifei, Zeng Xiaoxian subconsciously shrank his head and did not dare to say a word, fearing that Yifei would get angrier and kill him directly.
What?
Cowardly?
I don't call this coward, this is called a good man not fighting with women, it's the behavior of a gentleman, okay?
Just when Zeng Xiaoxian was fooling himself with the spirit of Ah Q, Yifei's fierce eyes were staring at him.
Zeng Xiaoxian's heart couldn't help but beat wildly.
"Nanfeng, just say that for such a coward, isn't it normal for me to dislike him?"
When Zeng Xiaoxian heard the words "Southern Wind", his originally uneasy attitude suddenly changed 180 degrees.
Yes, he is not Zeng Xiaoxian now, he is Nanfeng now.
Zeng Xiaoxian was afraid of Hu Yifei, but as long as Nanfeng was justified, who had he been afraid of?
Although it was said that good men would not fight with women, Nanfeng never said that he was a good man.
Isn’t Zeng Xiaoxian the only good man in the entire love apartment?
Thinking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian finally let go of all the psychological burden: "Yifei, have you ever thought about why I...why Teacher Zeng chose to tell me instead of telling you directly?"
Yifei said without thinking: "Why else, because he is a coward."
She was really pissed off by Zeng Xiaoxian's cowardly behavior today.
In Yifei's eyes, the fake resume thing was just a very small matter. However, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't dare to tell her personally about such a trivial matter. Instead, he turned around and found Nanfeng as an intermediary.
Of course she couldn't stand this cowardly behavior, and was even slightly disappointed.
Zeng Xiaoxian chose to avoid such a trivial matter, what else could she expect this bitch to do?
"Yifei, do you think you have no problem at all?"
"Nanfeng"'s words made Yifei, who was already angry, frown more and more: "What do you mean, what problem can I have?"
"Don't you think you are too sarcastic towards Teacher Zeng sometimes?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said aggrievedly: "If it was not Nanfeng who asked you these questions but Zeng Xiaoxian, would you explain it to him honestly and calmly?"
Yifei said casually: "When..."
"to be honest."
"Well……"
Yifei held her face with her hands, tapping her pink cheeks subconsciously with her fingers.
She thought about it, and after much deliberation she still only came to the conclusion she had reached the first time.
"I should have ridiculed him first, venting my anger at him for treating me like a bully before.
"You'll tell the truth when you're done venting."
Yifei paused, then lowered his head and sighed: "It's also possible that I didn't want to tell him the truth after venting, just to see his aggrieved expression."
Thinking of this, Yifei suddenly felt that she was indeed not very friendly to Zeng Xiaoxian.
When facing Zeng Xiaoxian, she never seemed to restrain her sharpness and edge.
However, she still said stubbornly: "So there is something wrong with what I did. It was obviously him who provoked me first."
"But Teacher Zeng provoked you because you always oppressed him like a tyrant before."
"hiss……"
Yifei took a breath: "What is this? Are you starting to help Zeng Xiaoxian settle old scores?"
Zeng Xiaoxian muttered: "Obviously you were the first to settle old scores."
"But I'm a girl."
Yifei said matter-of-factly: "Isn't it natural for girls to settle old scores?"
"Girl? I really can't tell."
"cut!"
Yifei waved her hand: "Forget it, if the old score continues like this, I don't know how long the old score will be settled based on the entanglement between Zeng Xiaoxian and I in the past few years."
She rolled her eyes at the traitor in front of her who had completely fallen for Zeng Xiaoxian: "Do you just want to say that Zeng Xiaoxian's cowardice is not only because of himself, but also because sometimes I am too domineering, too strong, and too sarcastic?"
"That's right!"
"So you think I should be nicer to Zeng Xiaoxian and encourage him more so that he will become braver?"
"right!"
[In the inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian knelt on the ground, raised his head and shouted with his hands in the sky. 】
【Oh my God! O earth! 】
【She understands! She finally understands! 】
Yifei frowned and said bluntly: "No."
"Why?!" Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed.
"Why else?"
Yifei raised her head slightly, revealing her snow-white neck. She looked like a proud white swan who never lowered her head.
"Since both of us are wrong, why should I change it first? Doesn't this mean that I have compromised with Zeng Xiaoxian?
"In other words, doesn't this mean that I lost to Zeng Xiaoxian?"
She waved her fist and said firmly: "Impossible, I, Hu Yifei, will not lose to Zeng Xiaoxian."
Zeng Xiao Xian:……
【What a life-threatening desire to win! 】
"But if you don't change, it won't be easy for Teacher Zeng to change."
Yifei said stubbornly: "I don't care, anyway, Zeng Xiaoxian must change first, so that I will be the winner.
"but……"
She coughed lightly and said arrogantly: "Whenever he becomes as manly as the time when the four major factions besieged the love apartment, I think I should be nice to him."
Zeng Xiaoxian fell into silence:...
Manliness?
Doesn't he have it now?
"Stop talking about this."
Yifei stood up and looked out of the small courtyard worriedly: "I still have to look for Zeng Xiaoxian. The whole family is waiting for him. How can he be so distracted?"
She looked at "Nanfeng" with murderous intent in her eyes: "A smart person like you should know what to say to Zeng Xiaoxian and what not to say nonsense, right?"
"But you didn't say anything that he couldn't hear just now."
"Right."
Yifei waved her hand: "That's up to you."
Then she was about to get up and look for Zeng Xiaoxian, but unexpectedly, "Nanfeng" grabbed her wrist tightly.
"Yifei, I still have something to ask you." Zeng Xiaoxian said anxiously.
He wanted to use Nanfeng's identity to ask a question that he had always wanted to ask.
That is, Yifei, do you have a little bit of affection for Zeng Xiaoxian?
Don't get me wrong, I'm asking this question out of pure curiosity.
Yes, just curious.
And Yifei's eyes were fixed on Nanfeng's left hand that firmly grasped her wrist. The watch on his wrist looked particularly familiar to Yifei.
"Yifei, do you have any feelings for Zeng Xiaoxian..."
"Flick and dodge!"
"ah!!!"
Zeng Xiaoxian held his stomach in pain, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
With a gentle look on her face, Yifei took off the motorcycle helmet on "Nanfeng's" head and touched Zeng Xiaoxian's sweaty face charmingly.
"Next time when you pretend to be Nanfeng, remember not to use so much force with your left hand, and remember to take off the watch I gave you.
"Fool!"
Yifei kicked Zeng Xiaoxian angrily: "You and Nanfeng are treating me like a fool, aren't you?"
what is this?
This was taking advantage of her trust in Nanfeng and using this despicable and shameless method to trick herself.
No matter whose idea it was, neither of them would let it go.
[If I don’t beat them until they can’t eat tonight, I won’t be happy (surnamed Hu)! 】
"Tell me! Wherever Nanfeng is, I'll punch him too!"
Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and didn't say a word.
Yifei raised her eyebrows in surprise: "I don't see that you are still very loyal to brothers. In this case, you should bear Nanfeng's punch."
"no……"
Zeng Xiaoxian struggled for control of his body from the pain and squeezed out a few words.
"It's not that I don't want to say...
"I really don't know!"
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