Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Zeng Xiao Xian?

"Zeng Xiao Xian!"

Yifei came to the small courtyard with her arms akimbo. She frowned and cursed in a low voice: "How come this Zeng Xiaoxian has gone to the toilet without anyone? He couldn't have been abducted by aliens.

"That's not right. If the aliens want to arrest him, they also want to arrest Zhan Bo. Why would they arrest him, a loser like him?"

She looked around and saw Nan Feng, wearing a green military coat and a black helmet on his head, sitting awkwardly on a recliner, clasping his fingers and wondering what he was thinking.

"Nanfeng, have you seen Zeng Xiaoxian?"

Nan Feng did not reply, but subconsciously raised his head and looked around.

Yifei walked straight over. She curiously kicked the remains of the lounge chair on the ground: "What happened? Did you have a duel with the lounge chair just now?"

Nanfeng touched his helmet with a little embarrassment.

Yifei raised her eyebrows: "Why don't you speak? Is your throat uncomfortable?"

Nanfeng touched his tie carefully, and then whispered tentatively: "Y... Fei?"

"What's wrong?"

"nothing."

Nanfeng breathed a sigh of relief visibly, and then shouted in a very stupid way: "Yifei~"

"Alas……"

Yifei was so disgusted by this gentle, greasy, vulgar and familiar name that she felt goosebumps all over the floor.

She said with a look of disgust: "It's just breaking a chair, it's not a big deal. Do you scream as obscenely as Zeng Xiaoxian?"

"Why did Zeng Xiaoxian..."

Nanfeng stood up subconsciously, but he didn't know what he thought of and could only sit down in frustration.

"Yifei, if I say that this chair was broken by... Teacher Zeng..."

"What?!!"

Before Nanfeng finished speaking, Yifei raised his eyebrows, his eyes full of murderous intent.

She sneered: "Very good, this bastard Zeng Xiaoxian not only disappeared while playing with me, but also broke a chair in my house.

"Let's see how I deal with him later!"

[In his inner world, "Nanfeng" angrily took off his helmet, and what was revealed was Zeng Xiaoxian's face. 】

[Zeng Xiaoxian waved his fist angrily and said: Look, look! 】

[Similarly, if I break a chair, what kind of treatment will Nanfeng get, and what kind of treatment will I get! 】

[She clearly despises me, despises me, and despises me! 】

[This is simply mental bullying! ! ! 】

Well, the fact is that the person wearing a green military coat and a motorcycle helmet is none other than our teacher Zeng Xiaoxian.

Just now, Zeng Xiaoxian's casual complaint, "If you have the ability, let's switch it up, ask for it for me!" actually gave Nanfeng inspiration.

Teacher Zeng just wanted to know what Yifei was thinking, but he was also afraid that if he asked, what he would get would be Yifei's cynicism that could not tell the truth from falsehood.

Moreover, Nanfeng seriously doubted that even if Yifei was calm and open to him to ask, given Teacher Zeng's character, he might not dare to ask the question he really wanted to ask.

Although Nanfeng could also help trick Yifei and then come back and tell Teacher Zeng, such back and forth would not only be troublesome, but troublesome, in short, it would be troublesome.

Besides, there are some things that Teacher Zeng has to ask and listen to himself.

He can't be the communication bridge between the two of them for the rest of their lives.

Moreover, Nanfeng is indeed very sleepy now. It is true that he doesn't have the energy to trick Yifei again, so he will come back to comfort Teacher Zeng.

So he simply asked Teacher Zeng to trick Yifei by himself as Nanfeng.

Anyway, the two of them were about the same height. As soon as Mr. Zeng put on his military coat, put on his helmet, and sat down on the recliner, whoever came had to shout "Nangfeng" first.

As for the most fatal voice problem, there is also the voice-changing bow tie Nanfeng used for Zi Qiao at the wedding.

After explaining everything, Nanfeng simply sent a message to Yifei, asking her to come to the courtyard to chat with him, and then he went home wearing earplugs and his red floral jacket.

And Zeng Xiaoxian, who was wearing the south wind shell, could only sit on the chair anxiously and wait for Yifei's arrival.

Yifei sat on the lounge chair angrily. She turned to look at Nanfeng: "So where is Zeng Xiaoxian now? Is he absconding in fear of crime because he broke the chair?"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled dryly and said: "I think any normal person would not abscond in fear of crime just for a chair."

"Not always."

Yifei snorted coldly: "Zeng Xiaoxian is just a coward. No matter how cowardly a coward does, I won't be surprised."

Zeng Xiaoxian muttered in a low voice: "Actually, I don't think Teacher Zeng is as timid as you say."

"If he doesn't give up, why can't he even see a person now?" Yifei was angry and slightly dissatisfied.

She wasn't really angry because of a chair, but Zeng Xiaoxian came to be her fake boyfriend this time, but she said she wanted to go to the toilet and disappeared without even saying hello.

This is simply an act of desertion!

"Well……"

Zeng Xiaoxian explained hastily: "Teacher Zeng told me that he was just unhappy and wanted to go out and relax."

"unhappy?"

Yifei felt confused: "Why is he unhappy?"

Zeng Xiao Xian:……

[After doing this for a long time, you don’t even know why I’m unhappy. 】

Zeng Xiaoxian was just about to remind Yifei why she was unhappy, but Yifei waved her hand and said.

"Forget it, it's not important."

The three words "unimportant" floated out gently from Yifei's mouth, but they seemed to turn into three mountains pressing on Zeng Xiaoxian's heart, making him breathless.

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately covered his chest in pain, with a look of resentment on his face.

As a result, Yifei turned to look at Nanfeng, with a hint of concern and worry in her tone: "The important thing is that Zeng Xiaoxian is unfamiliar with the place here, how can you let him go out alone to relax?

"Even if there is no accident, what if he gets lost?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this, and the three mountains that were originally pressing in his heart were suddenly kicked over by him.

Then he said with a proud smile: "You seem to be worried about him?"

"Me? Worried about him?

"nonexistent!"

Yifei's face was full of disgust, and the words in her mouth were even more disgusting than the expression on her face: "I, I just have a strong sense of responsibility.

"After all, he came here because of me, and I have to be responsible for him."

Yifei, whose eyes kept evading, saw "Nanfeng" was silent, so she quickly added.

"And you also know how weak this bitch is. I can't even say that his fighting ability in the village is comparable to that of a giant goose. He can't even beat a chicken.

"It would be not only embarrassing but also... very embarrassing to be chased and pecked by a chicken."

Xiaoxian's proud smile hidden under his helmet suddenly froze.

【I, Zeng Xiaoxian! 】

[In your eyes, the combat power is no better than that of a chicken? 】

【You look down on me too much! 】

"no."

Hu Yifei took out her cell phone and said nonchalantly: "I still have to call Zeng Xiaoxian first."

"Don't!"

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly stopped Yifei. If she asked her to dial the phone, she would be exposed on the spot.

As for what would happen after the secret was revealed... he didn't even dare to think about it.

"Don't worry, I can guarantee that Teacher Zeng is safe now, very safe."

"you sure?"

"I'm sure, I'm ten, one hundred and one thousand percent sure!"

Zeng Xiaoxian patted his chest and assured Yifei.

"All right."

Since Nanfeng usually has a very good reputation and character and never makes fun of this kind of thing, Yifei is also willing to believe in "Nanfeng's" guarantee.

"Since you said he is safe, let's ignore this second-rate host for now."

She put away her phone and then looked at Nanfeng carefully: "So you just sent me a message and asked me to come out to chat. What do you want to talk about?"

"Is such that……"

Zeng Xiaoxian was still organizing his words, thinking about what he should say to Yifei.

However, Yifei noticed something was wrong during her inspection. She narrowed her eyes and asked hesitantly.

"Nan Feng, why do I feel like you have gained a lot of weight recently?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked when he heard this.

He subconsciously wanted to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, but all he touched was his helmet.

Seeing Yifei's confused look, Xiaoxian quickly covered it up: "This, this is all because this green military coat is too bulky."

"oh……"

Yifei continued to ask: "But why do I feel...you seem to be a little shorter?"

"That's because the helmet is too heavy and weighs me down!"

"The helmet is too heavy, why don't you just take it off? I haven't even asked you why you are dressed up like this today."

As she spoke, she was about to take off the helmet of "South Wind".

Xiaoxian immediately fixed the helmet with both hands: "No, this helmet is soundproof. You also know that fireworks have been set off in the village these days, and it is really too noisy."

"All right."

Yifei said sympathetically: "It's really not easy for you during this Chinese New Year."

"Let's not talk about this yet."

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand: "I came to you to talk about you and Teacher Zeng."

"What can happen between me and Zeng Xiaoxian?"

Yifei spread his hands: "We have had a great time cooperating these two days and have a good understanding.

"Except for the fact that he has been a little unhappy for no reason these past two days, everything is fine."

As if Zeng Xiaoxian was struck by lightning, he tried to insinuate Yifei: "Since you can see that he is unhappy, why don't you ask..."

Yifei looked confused: "Ask?"

The expression on Zeng Xiaoxian's face is extremely complicated, but it's a pity that Yifei can't see it now.

He could only use gestures to guide Yifei: "Ask..."

"Ask?"

"Ask..."

"What on earth are you asking!"

How could Yifei, with her bad temper, tolerate such a riddle-like communication method? Her face was full of impatience: "Nan Feng, how can you imitate Zeng Xiaoxian's grinding and coquettish behavior?

"If you have any questions, just say it, I won't eat you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian pursed his lips and said, "Since you can see that he is unhappy, why don't you ask him why he is unhappy and then comfort him?"

Yifei felt more and more confused: "It's not like I'm full and have nothing to do. Why do I ask him why he's unhappy and then comfort him after asking?"

"But what if he's unhappy because of you?"

Yifei rubbed her chin and fell into deep thought: "If that's the case...

"It would be great!"

She clapped her hands happily: "This is really good news. Are you sure this news is true?"

"Hello!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's face was almost as dark as Zhang Wei at this moment: "I... Teacher Zeng is here for you after all. You don't care about him, but you are still gloating about his misfortune!"

"Stop it!"

Yifei corrected him: "He didn't come here because of me, but because I rubbed his shoulders, beat his legs, and brought him tea and water.

"Don't make it seem like he has sacrificed a lot and is great.

"In fact, our relationship is just a cooperative relationship. I even paid Zeng Xiaoxian in advance. I don't owe him anything in this matter."

The more she spoke, the angrier she became, and then she slapped the couch beneath her hard: "I just turned a blind eye and gloated behind his back that he was unhappy now. I was also very unhappy when he dominated me before. But he continues to be mean in front of me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless and even a little ashamed.

He just instinctively said harshly: "Who allowed you to violently oppress Teacher Zeng for so many years? It is not easy for him to get a chance to stand up and become the master. It is understandable that he wants to grasp it firmly.

"And he has made full preparations and spent a lot of money to meet your parents this time.

"He has been preparing for almost half a month just in anticipation of all the questions your parents might ask."

Yifei glanced at Nanfeng: "Did you overhear this again, or did he tell you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian lowered his head and did not reply, but in Yifei's eyes, this was like "Nanfeng" acquiescing to his second guess.

"What a coward." She muttered in a low voice.

Yifei pushed Nanfeng: "It seems that you guys talked a lot just now, so why is he unhappy?"

"Don't you want to know why he is unhappy?"

Yifei paused, and then she waved her hand and said, "You don't say you pulled me down, but actually I don't really want to know."

If Nan Feng were here, he would definitely curse these two stubborn donkeys in a low voice when he saw this scene.

If it were normal times, when the two good-looking guys Yifei and Xiaoxian reached this point, they would no longer be able to talk anymore.

But fortunately, Xiaoxian is now "South Wind". In other words, it was the skin that stood up to Nanfeng that allowed him to face Yifei more calmly without having to think about his own face.

"Yifei, actually the thing is like this..."

Zeng Xiaoxian told the reason for his unhappiness in Nanfeng's tone, but he still did not tell the real reason for his unhappiness.

Zeng Xiaoxian's unhappiness is not because he is tired of playing this fake identity, nor is he dissatisfied because he feels that he has been forced to add a bunch of achievements that are not his own.

He just felt that Yifei looked down on him, or maybe...

Look down on yourself.

Although Yifei turned her back at first to show that she didn't really want to know, her head that kept tilting back clearly betrayed her.

"Is this why Zeng Xiaoxian has been unhappy these past two days?

"He feels that these performances are too tiring. He feels that he is already very good and there is no need to use these outrageous settings to add luster to him."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded silently.

"I see."

She slapped her thigh and suddenly realized: "I said that when he heard the resume I designed for him, he looked weird. It turned out that he was very dissatisfied with my resume.

"Then why didn't he say anything then?"

"I...as you know about Teacher Zeng, he prefers to be passive."

"Bah, you are so passive!"

Yifei scolded: "This troublesome guy must have been thinking over and over in his mind. After thinking about it for a long time, he still hasn't figured out how to tell me.

"As a result, when I made the decision vigorously and resolutely, he was completely speechless."

She looked up to the sky and sighed, shook her head and said: "Look, I always said that he was grinding and squirming, am I right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian touched his helmet awkwardly.

There was no way, what Yifei just said was really the truth at that time.

He could only ask tentatively: "So Yifei, why on earth did you create such a fake resume?"

Yifei was stunned for a moment, then stared at Nanfeng with a strange expression.

"Actually, what I just wanted to say is why your words today are so full of Zeng Xiaoxian's style.

"Nanfeng, you can't be Zeng Xiaoxian..."

Zeng Xiaoxian held his helmet with his hands up in fear: "No, I'm not."

"No, you definitely are."

"No, I am not."

"No, you must be."

"No, I am not……"

"You must have been sent by Zeng Xiaoxian to trick me!"

Yifei said confidently: "The words you just said sounded like Zeng Xiaoxian's style, especially the meanness between the lines can't be hidden.

"Zeng Xiaoxian must be too cowardly to ask me, so please do it, right?"

She patted "Nanfeng" on the shoulder proudly: "You know, no one can deceive me, Hu Yifei!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said: "Yes, yes, you still noticed it."

[As for Hu Yifei's reasoning ability, it is only slightly better than Guan Gu. 】

"That's right, I'm much stronger than Guangu."

Yifei, who once again proved that she was better than others, was very proud. She said in a good mood: "Logically speaking, I shouldn't answer your question if you are such a cliche, but there is nothing I can't answer for this question."

She spread her hands and said, "And the reason why I created this fake resume was told to you once at the entrance of the village."

Zeng Xiaoxian felt as if he was struck by lightning: "Just, just those?"

"if not?"

Yifei's eyes widened: "Otherwise, what else could there be?"

"So you really look down on Teacher Zeng's achievements?"

"I'm not looking down on his achievements, but his achievements are completely different from what I want."

Yifei sighed: "My mate selection criteria are actually not as high as you think. I really just want to find a boyfriend who is either smarter or stronger than me. I don't really care about the rest."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yifei in disbelief.

Yifei thought that "Nan Feng" was questioning herself by remaining silent.

So she said honestly: "Of course, it would be better if this man could be more handsome.

"I don't have high requirements for appearance. I don't expect my future boyfriend to be as handsome as you. Even if he looks like Zhang Wei, I will be happy."

"The good looks of Teacher Zeng..."

"I really can't appreciate handsome guys with small eyes."

Zeng Xiaoxian was injured again.

"Of course, I can barely match Zeng Xiaoxian's appearance.

"Anyway, as a man, it's the same even if you turn off the light."

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked by Yifei's words.

Yifei continued: "So I actually didn't think too much when I made this fake resume. It was Zi Qiao who reminded me to package it well for Zeng Xiaoxian.

"I thought about it carefully and thought what Zi Qiao said made sense, so I strengthened Zeng Xiaoxian 100 million points according to my preference."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked expectantly: "So you don't look down on Teacher Zeng?"

"Looking down on him is too much. I just dislike him and dismiss him."

Zeng Xiao Xian:……

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