Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 168 Meijia: I urgently need a handsome boy now (Happy New Year)
As the saying goes: Lu Ziqiao's hospitality is either a traitor or a thief.
In fact, Zi Qiao is not the kind of person who is too indifferent to help, but his willingness to help and his rush to help are two different things.
Unless something big happens to his friends, the more Zi Qiao wants to take the initiative, the more he wants to profit from it.
Whether the benefit is a real benefit or the fun you get from it.
From this point of view, Zi Qiao is also a very hidden fun person.
"Teacher Zeng, what do you think?" Nanfeng asked Xiaoxian.
No matter what Zi Qiao was planning, Nanfeng still had to respect the opinions of the person involved.
With so many people staring at him, Zi Qiao couldn't make a big fuss no matter what he did.
As expected, Zeng Xiaoxian fell into swing again.
He knew that it was definitely not right to ask for help with Ziqiao's personality, but after Yu Moming said that he was not very good at men's appearance, Xiaoxian really couldn't make up his mind for a moment.
No matter what Zi Qiao was up to, at least his clothes were quite good.
When Yifei saw Xiaoxian biting her nails and frantically struggling, she knew that it was impossible to expect him to make this decision.
"How about... we vote?" Yifei asked.
Zi Qiao was dissatisfied and said: "This kind of thing depends on professional ability. What's the use of voting by you laymen?"
He is quite aware of his popularity. If he were to vote, everyone would definitely vote for Yu Mo.
"Beauty and fashion are meant to be accepted by the public. What are you saying about professionalism and laymanship?" Yifei sneered, "According to what you say, should I ask a stylist to surround you with leaves? I can run out and pick up girls.
"After all, he is both professional and knowledgeable."
Zi Qiao looked down at his pudding: "Then I'm afraid you have to ask the stylist to surround it with banana leaves, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to cover it."
Meijia, who knew Zi Qiao well, smiled: "You are the only one who has the nerve to ask for a banana leaf. Do you plan to use it to cover your leg hair?"
"Chen Meijia!" Zi Qiao was furious.
Nanfeng saw that this group of people were going to get more and more biased if they continued to chat. He quickly interrupted: "Okay, I don't know how long we will continue to talk if I let you continue to bicker."
He thought for a moment and said, "Well, since we have plenty of time anyway, let's just let Zi Qiao and Yu Mo take responsibility together.
"You each design a plan to transform Teacher Zeng's appearance.
"We decide which plan will be adopted in the end through voting. Teacher Zeng has a veto power, how about that?"
"Nanfeng's proposal is still reliable, I agree!" Zeng Xiaoxian, who was wavering, no longer had to worry about it.
Everyone saw that Zeng Xiaoxian, the person involved, agreed, and then they all agreed.
Nan Feng conjured a coin out of nowhere: "Since there is only one model, Teacher Zeng, you have to toss a coin to decide who goes first and who comes last. Guess the head or tail first."
Yu Mo said casually: "Then I want flowers."
"I want flowers too...no, I want heads...no, flowers."
"Is it a flower or a human head?" Nanfeng asked impatiently.
"Okay, I want the head... No, I want the flowers!"
Nanfeng didn't have the patience to listen to Zi Qiao's constant repetition. He had already thrown the coin high the moment Zi Qiao shouted for his head.
"It's Hua, Yumo comes first." Nanfeng said lightly.
Zi Qiao looked unhappy: "I protested, and I also said I would spend the money."
"The protest is ineffective. Who asked you to spend a while on your head? Besides, where did I get my head from a one-yuan coin?"
Nan Feng glared at Zi Qiao: "If you protest again, I will tie you up and send you to Lisa's bed, so that Teacher Zeng can pass the level without any modification."
Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked: "It's still possible!"
Yifei was eager to try it: "This method is good. I think it is more interesting than Xiannan's transformation."
Zi Qiao was so frightened by the evil Nan Feng and the eager Yifei that she didn't dare to say a word: "Yu Mo goes first, Yu Mo goes first."
Seeing Zi Qiao surrender, Nanfeng asked Yu Mo with satisfaction: "Tell me, Yu Mo, what should we do as the first step now?"
Yu Mo rubbed her chin. She looked around Zeng Xiaoxian carefully for several times before deciding: "First of all, this outfit is definitely not good. Even good suits are wrinkled, and this suit doesn't match your proportions."
In fact, this suit was quite able to hold up the scene at first, otherwise Nanfeng wouldn't have specially given it to Zeng Xiaoxian for the audition.
But he couldn't stand up to TV host Zeng Xiaoxian or he liked to wear it to show off for trivial matters. He wore it too frequently and he didn't know how to maintain his suit at all. He had to mess with his appearance to look good.
Yu Mo thought about Zeng Xiaoxian's usual clothes and felt that it would be difficult for him to find a suitable match in his wardrobe.
"Teacher Zeng, you'd better take a shower first to get rid of the smell of bad perfume on your body, and then change into more casual clothes.
"Let's also pack it up and go to the mall together later to help you with your shopping."
"Shopping mall? Shopping? Shopping!"
Meijia's eyes were full of excitement. She hugged the elbow and asked excitedly: "Can I take the elbow with me?"
"Yes, yes, but you have to tie the dog on a leash, and then put a mask on Jianghou." Nanfeng demanded.
The shopping malls near the iPartment do not prohibit small pets from entering, but necessary safety measures still need to be taken.
"No problem, I'll go to the pet store to buy it right away." Meijia handed the elbow elbow to Zi Qiao, "Be good, little sister. I'll take you to the mall to take a selfie later!"
After saying that, Meijia rushed out, aiming directly at the pet shop.
“Shopping! Shopping! shopping! shopping!
"I'm finally going to put my beautiful dress up today to use. Everyone, please get high!"
Meijiaren has disappeared, but her excited voice still echoes throughout 3603.
Seeing this, Yifei said helplessly: "Looking at Meijia's crazy attitude, after today's shopping, I will probably go to Guangu to advance next month's salary."
"Let's not talk about this anymore. Let's go back and tidy up. We always dress up nicely when we go shopping."
Yu Mo stretched out: "I got up early in the morning to help Meijia dress up. I haven't even put on my makeup yet."
"It's gone, it's gone." Then everyone went back to their suites and changed into their travel clothes.
When everything was ready, a group of six people finally embarked on the journey to the mall.
…
As soon as everyone arrived at the mall, they rushed to the first store they wanted to go to - the milk tea shop.
No matter what the purpose of coming to the mall is, shopping in the mall always starts with a cup of milk tea. This is a tradition among contemporary young people.
"Teacher Zeng, can I ask what types of sponsors Lisa has attracted for you?"
Several people walked out of the milk tea shop one after another. Yu Mo asked while drinking milk tea.
"Is this important?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked after hesitating for a moment.
Yu Mo nodded: "Of course, if you don't tell me about the sponsors, how will I know where to take you to buy clothes?"
What kind of occasion, what kind of people you are facing, and what kind of clothes you should wear are all important.
If we want to cite the most typical mistake case, it would be Lin Wanyu, a classmate who always wore the most luxurious clothes for interviews.
She successfully used her makeup and outfit to make the interviewer give her a pass at the first sight.
If the boss doesn't say hello, which of these interviewers would be willing to recruit a wealthy lady who doesn't even have a college degree?
Teacher Zeng is in the same situation now. Clothes that are too low-grade are afraid of being looked down upon by sponsors, and clothes that are too high-grade...
What kind of radio host do you think you deserve to wear clothes of the same quality as my sponsor?
Of course, the possibility of the latter should not be too great, mainly because the thickness of Zeng Xiaoxian's wallet is indeed limited.
Zeng Xiaoxian was silent for a while and then said in a low voice: "It's just advertisers like Ye Ye Xiang, off-brand coffee, night snacks, sleeping eye masks, and soundproof earplugs."
Nanfeng couldn't help but laugh after hearing this: "Teacher Zeng, it turns out that Lisa is truly in love with you. It's not that easy to find an advertising sponsor that perfectly suits midnight radio like this."
Zi Qiao said sourly: "What do you know? Lisa obviously cares about my face, so Teacher Zeng, please don't forget to treat me to dinner from time to time."
He never cared about the emotional lives of his ex-girlfriends, but only if they couldn't find their own friends.
If Lisa really fell in love with Zeng Xiaoxian, doesn't it mean that her charm is not as good as Teacher Zeng?
Zi Qiao couldn't accept it.
"Eat, eat, eat, just know how to eat, go ahead and eat your milk and boiled eggs!" Meijia mocked, holding her armored elbow.
Today's Zi Qiao is definitely the most handsome guy in the whole mall.
Not only because he is now dressed as a bald ghost imitating "Karl Lagerfeld", but also because he should be the first fierce man in history to carry a large bag of hard-boiled eggs to the mall.
Compared with the strange looks from others, it was obviously the pain caused by the duodenal ulcer that was more unbearable for Zi Qiao.
Besides, Lu Ziqiao is not Zeng Xiaoxian. When has he ever cared about other people's strange looks?
Yu Mo lowered his head and checked his phone, trying to determine what kind of company the sponsor Xiaoxian mentioned was probably: "What is Ye Yexiang?"
"An off-brand sleeping pill." Xiaoxian explained honestly.
Yifei's eyes lit up, and she suddenly asked Xiaoxian: "The effect of that off-brand coffee should be to refresh your mind, right?"
"Yes." Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know why.
"Then if you get these two advertising sponsorships, the audience will call you and ask you: [If I take Ye Yexiang while drinking coffee, will I fall asleep deeply or will I have insomnia?]
"How do you answer that?"
"Uh..." Zeng Xiaoxian entered the pig brain overload state again.
As a few people walked and chatted, Yu Mo had already chosen a suitable men's clothing store while chatting and joking.
"Welcome." The waitress said hello cordially, "Which gentleman needs to buy clothes? Do you need any recommendations or introductions?"
Yu Mo shook his head: "No need, we can just see for ourselves."
"Okay." The waitresses and girls have seen too many customers like this, so they all backed away wisely.
Yu Mo took Teacher Zeng and started picking out the scattered suits.
Yifei followed and asked doubtfully: "Why don't you buy a complete set of suits for Zeng Xiaoxian? Is it because you can buy them separately to match them?"
"No, it's because Mr. Zeng's torso is too long and his legs are too short. There are almost no suits that suit him."
Yu Mo complained, "Teacher Zeng is obviously the same height as Zi Qiao, but their waists are directly different. In this case, it is more suitable for him to buy them separately and combine them into a casual suit."
Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian looked down at his short legs with a look of resentment.
In fact, the most suitable suit for him is definitely a custom-made suit, which not only looks good but is also reasonably priced.
It's just that customizing a suit takes a long time, at least it can't be done within a few days, so now I can only make do with it.
Yifei followed Yu Mo with great interest to learn about the selection and matching of men's suits. Although she can't use this knowledge now, she might use it when she has a boyfriend one day.
Although Zi Qiao had his own little thoughts, he was not shameless enough to interfere with Yu Mo's styling for Teacher Zeng.
So Zi Qiao, who was bored, looked around, and suddenly he saw a tall beauty holding a kitten walking through the door of the store.
Zi Qiao had no distracting thoughts and only one doubt in his mind.
This cat...can he do backflips at home?
With the scientific thought of solving any doubts, he rubbed his hands excitedly.
Zi Qiao walked out of the store and saw a tall beauty walking into the next door store holding a cat.
He just stood at the door of the store, watching the tall beauty's next movements, and silently thinking about a suitable excuse to strike up a conversation... to verify his doubts.
Meijia and Nanfeng, who didn't know much about men's clothing and had no interest in learning about it, could only sit in the waiting area of the store and wait silently.
From the moment she sat down, Meijia started taking photos while holding her elbows and pouting cutely. However, she was not very satisfied after taking photos: "Taking selfies with dogs in a men's clothing store always feels like there is no atmosphere."
"Everywhere you take selfies, you take selfies. Why do you have to separate the occasions?" Nanfeng asked Meijia from a distance.
The reason why the two of them are so far apart is not that Nanfeng and Meijia need to keep distance, but that Nanfeng and Jianghouzi need to keep distance.
Selfie master Chen Meijia shook her head and said, "You don't understand this, right? If you can take a selfie regardless of the occasion, then why don't I take pictures with Jianghouzi at home?"
“The most important thing about taking a selfie is the atmosphere of the scene, for example, the same girl takes a selfie in school.
“Do you think it’s more interesting to take a selfie of her wearing a school uniform, or a selfie of her wearing a mom outfit?”
"I think it would be most interesting if the mother wears a school uniform and takes a selfie with her son who has just graduated from high school." Nanfeng replied with a clear mind.
Meijia: (⊙⊙)?
Meijia: w(Д)w!
Meijia silently approached Nanfeng: "Tell me the truth... Do you have any ulterior side jobs?"
The corner of Nanfeng's mouth twitched: "Do you think I still rely on that kind of side job to make money?"
"That's not necessarily true. Maybe it's a personal preference." Meijia muttered.
Nanfeng stretched out his hand and knocked Meijia on the head: "Classmate Chen Meijia, please stop your random thoughts, and the pictures in your mind are almost shining on my face through your eyes."
"Oh, Yu Mo just braided my hair, please don't mess it up for me!"
Meijia protected her head and said, "I'm obviously telling you about the atmosphere. It's you who insists on going crazy on Xiaoma's literature."
Seeing that Nanfeng was about to hit her on the head, Meijia quickly changed the topic back to the main topic: "What I just wanted to say is: since Jianghouzi and I are going to take a selfie in a men's clothing store, if there is no men's clothing element, it won't be too lackluster. Feeling it."
Nan Feng pointed at the men's clothing in the store: "There are so many men's clothing, you tell me there is no men's clothing factor?"
"Stupid, just like Bai Yueguang is not a moonlight but a school uniform with a high ponytail, of course the men's clothing factor does not refer to simple men's clothing but to handsome and handsome boys."
Meijia also didn't expect that she would be able to teach Nanfeng one day.
Nan Feng finally understood: "Just say you want to find a handsome boy to accompany you and take photos with your dog. I'll go call Zi Qiao for you."
"Call him? Then I'd rather not take the photo!" Meijia looked at Zi Qiao standing at the door of the store with a perverted look on his face and said with disdain, "What I want is a handsome boy, not a pervert who thinks with his lower body!"
When Zi Qiao heard this, he turned his head and glared at Mei Jia in displeasure. He was afraid that the tall beauty would leave, so he quickly turned his head back.
Nan Feng frowned: "If it's not Zi Qiao, then do you want Teacher Zeng to take pictures with you?
"Don't make trouble. Teacher Zeng is busy being a model for Yu Mo right now. He doesn't have time to take selfies with you."
Meijia: "...What I want is not a handsome guy like Teacher Zeng!!!"
"That's weird, you don't want Zi Qiao, and you don't want Teacher Zeng, so how can we get the handsome ones here..."
Nan Feng looked at Mei Jia's hopeful eyes and then reacted. The corners of his mouth twitched, he pointed at himself and said.
"So...you want me to take a selfie with you?!!"
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