Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 167 The wise man’s transformation
"Personal charm...are you sure you have this thing?" Yifei asked.
Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened: "You think I have no personal charm?"
Yifei pointed to the others: "Why don't you ask them?"
Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at the others, and everyone caught by his gaze lowered their heads in embarrassment.
[In the inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian knelt down in despair, looking up to the sky and screaming. 】
[Jesus Christ, don’t all my best friends think I’m attractive? 】
[Then you might as well strike me to death with lightning! 】
[As soon as Xiaoxian finished speaking, there was lightning and thunder in the sky. 】
[Oh my god, I'm joking, don't take it seriously! 】
"This won't work, that won't work either, then you guys tell me what I should do." Zeng Xiaoxian sighed in frustration.
Everyone really didn't have any good ideas for a while. After all, how can improving one's personal charm be accomplished in such a short period of time?
If it were possible, there wouldn't be so many young men and women in the world who would still be single.
Yu Mo looked at Zeng Xiaoxian carefully: "Actually, Teacher Zeng has a very good foundation. He is tall and has good facial features.
“It’s just that the body proportions are very strange, the upper body is too long, the legs are too short, and there is a bit of a meanness between the eyebrows.
“I don’t know exactly how the radio station solicits sponsorship and what content is discussed, but Mr. Zeng’s time with the sponsor should not be too long.
"If it's just a temporary show-off, as long as his dirty nature is not exposed, we can help Mr. Zeng undergo a major image transformation. We might be able to fool the sponsors at first glance."
Everyone's eyes lit up, apparently awakened by Yu Mo's words.
It is of course very difficult to permanently increase Zeng Xiaoxian's charm, but if it is just to show off in front of sponsors, it seems that it is not impossible...
Anyway, by the time Zeng Xiaoxian's secret was exposed, the advertising fees would have already been credited to the radio station's account.
"Yes, even Zi Qiao can pretend to be sanctimonious. Why can't we pretend that Zeng Xiaoxian is a very charismatic radio host?"
Yifei's words directly offended two people.
Lu Ziqiao looked unhappy: "What do you mean [even Ziqiao can pretend to be sanctimonious]?"
Zeng Xiaoxian was even more aggrieved: "What does it mean to [pretend to be a very charismatic radio host]?"
"Is there something wrong with what I said?"
As soon as Yifei raised her eyebrows, these two people became eggplants beaten by frost.
Nanfeng thought for a while, nodded in agreement: "If it's just to deal with sponsors, we can give Teacher Zeng a targeted evaluation of [appearance], [temperament and conversation], [chatting skills] and [professional ability]. A major transformation, so that he might actually be able to make a great turnaround in this year’s end-of-year assessment!”
Zeng Xiaoxian was happy at first, but then he hesitated: "Is what we do considered a fraud?"
"See if what I said is correct at all." Yifei said with hatred.
"Every time he doesn't have a single stroke, he swells up there. When the critical moment comes, he starts to fear and escape again."
Zi Qiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian, who had always been hesitant and wavering, and began to feed him half-truths and half-false chicken soup for the soul.
"Teacher Zeng, how can this be considered fraud? At best, we are just helping you package it.
“In this day and age, even a broken eyebrow pencil can be sold for dozens of dollars as long as it is packaged well.
"Not to mention that your professional ability is not bad to begin with (it's just that you can't display it).
"No matter how we transform you, you are still the same you. We just helped amplify your (less shining) shining points."
Zi Qiao said, pointing to the three beautiful girls on the field: "If you think this is a fraud, we can call the police now and arrest all three of Yifei.
"Especially for Chen Meijia, giving her a life sentence is not too much!"
The three girls were stunned by Lu Ziqiao's words.
Yu Mo asked weakly: "Why did we commit fraud?"
"Foundation, eyeliner, false eyelashes, lipstick, blush and daily disposables, do you think they are considered fraud?"
Zi Qiao glanced at Chen Meijia, who had a bulging chest, and couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth: "Especially you, Chen Meijia, how many cushions have you put on today?"
Meijia covered her chest and stared at Ziqiao fiercely: "I want you to take care of it! Can't I grow again?"
[In the inner world, Meijia swung the baseball bat and whipped Lu Ziqiao away. 】
[She carried a baseball bat and said angrily: You are the only one who talks too much! 】
[I just put six sponge cushions on it! 】
[Zi Qiao, who was knocked to the ground by a baseball bat, silently raised a hand and asked: Is it six pads for a pair, or six pads for each one? 】
【Lu Ziqiao! ! ! 】
【ah! ! ! 】
[Meijia swung the baseball bat and hit Ziqiao with a fatal blow. After she beat Ziqiao until he couldn't even make a sound, Meijia raised the stick and threatened a trembling pigeon. 】
【What are you looking at! Do not laugh! 】
[You are not allowed to write this paragraph! 】
"Teacher Zeng, look, Meijia deceived her so much that she even believed it." Zi Qiao sneered.
Meijia was so angry that she wanted to find a baseball bat and beat Joe away with it.
Nanfeng also advised: "Teacher Zeng, you are half of the entertainment industry, don't you know what image packaging is?
"As long as it doesn't break the character and doesn't break the law, this is normal business behavior."
"Some famous movie queens even have sons in their twenties, yet they still say they are single to the outside world?"
"Queen of the Best Movies? Who is who?!!" Meijia couldn't bear to get angry when she heard such explosive gossip. She asked impatiently with her eyes wide open.
Zeng Xiaoxian scolded Meijia: "Meijia, don't be such a gossip!"
Then he changed his face and said to Nanfeng: "Nanfeng, why don't you tell me secretly, my mouth is much stricter than Meijia's."
"Teacher Zeng, stab me in the back!" Meijia looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in disbelief.
Stopping people from gossiping is like killing your parents!
Yifei saw that they were getting more and more distracted as they chatted. She slammed the table and shouted loudly: "Is now the time to talk about this!!!"
Xiaoxian and Meijia suddenly fell silent.
"Things that can be solved with just one sentence are turned into this by you."
She crossed her legs and said to Xiaoxian: "Anyway, we just want to come up with this solution. If you think it's okay, we'll be happy to help.
“But if you’re still wavering at this point, then I’ll trouble you to find a way to go there on your own!”
"I figured it out." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded crazily and said with a mean smile, "Then my transformation plan will trouble you all."
In fact, when Zi Qiao persuaded him, he had already figured out that the necessary image packaging in this era was inevitable.
If everyone is as serious as myself, then is it considered a fraud for college students to memorize the test bank at the end of the semester?
Not to mention the makeup and beautification that girls put on when taking photos, even boys sometimes choose to rent a luxury car to run errands just for the sake of face.
Changing packaging is a matter of opinion.
It's just that the information Nanfeng broke later was really too exciting, so he forgot to nod in agreement for a while.
"Then it's settled, the transformation of Zeng Xiaoxian will begin next. I would like to call this great transformation plan [The Stylish Man's Transformation]!"
Nanfeng looked at everyone: "Who wants to help?"
Everyone raised their hands except Yifei.
I finally had fun again this weekend!
"I'm going to hold a celebrity lecture tonight, I'm very busy." Yifei raised her head proudly.
Among the six people, she is the only one who has some experience in soliciting sponsorship. If she doesn't help, Zeng Xiaoxian will reap the rewards.
【beg me. 】
【You should beg me. 】
[If you beg me, I may not be able to help you. 】
Zeng Xiaoxian leaned over to give Yifei a massage: "Yifei, I know you are the best. You won't bear to watch your dearest roommate come last in the year-end assessment, right?"
Yifei replied matter-of-factly: "I can bear it, why can't I bear it?"
Xiaoxian patted Yifei's leg flatteringly: "Yifei, Xiao Feifei, Feifei Feifei... just help me, okay?"
The other four people covered their eyes with their hands. They couldn't stand Teacher Zeng's bad behavior.
"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you." Yifei was also disgusted by Xiaoxian.
The corners of her mouth curved, and there was a rare hint of coquettishness and pride in her fierce tone: "Anyway, this celebrity lecture has already been held once before. There is no need to prepare anything more this time. I will join in."
"Long live the Queen of the Philippines!" Zeng Xiaoxian showed a flattering smile.
Meijia felt something was wrong.
[Let me think about it, Teacher Zeng licked the sponsors just to be inappropriate...]
[So you chose to lick Yifei? ! ! 】
Seeing that everyone present decided to work together to help Xiaoxian, Nanfeng smiled with satisfaction and said: "Just now I have simply divided the entire transformation into four major categories: appearance, temperament, conversation skills, and professional abilities.
"We can't help in terms of professional ability, so I'm going to find a friend to help Teacher Zeng make a surprise attack, so you don't have to worry too much.
“We have a lot of talented people in our apartment for the remaining three items, so we should be able to solve them ourselves.
"Let's start with appearance first. Who is better at this aspect?"
Before Yu Mo could react, Mei Jia had already squeezed in between her and Nan Feng, raised her hands and said, "I think Yu Mo will be fine. Do you think my makeup and outfit today are super cute?" "
"Yes, the sweetness is explosive." Nanfeng praised, "Yu Mo, are you sure about Teacher Zeng's makeup and outfit?"
"I'm very familiar with girls' makeup and outfits. According to Teacher Zeng... unless he is willing to wear women's clothes, I can only give it a try." Yu Mo said honestly.
Nanfeng looked at the other people and felt that none of them seemed to have research in this area, so he said: "If there is no objection, then President Yumo will be responsible for the appearance and image, and we can help.
"Then it's settled?"
"I object!" Zi Qiao shouted loudly.
Everyone followed the sound and looked at Zi Qiao on the sofa. Everyone was startled by him.
I saw that Zi Qiao had changed into a black suit at some point, with a white wig tied into a ponytail on her head, and she looked very coquettish.
"Damn it, when did you change your clothes? You're a cross-dresser!" Xiaoxian was shocked.
Nan Feng walked up to Zi Qiao and poked his black-framed sunglasses: "Excuse me, can you really see clearly when wearing sunglasses indoors?"
"That's not important. What's important is that I object."
Zi Qiao slowly stood up from the sofa and posed: "Speaking of fashion, of course it has to be the Caesar of the fashion world: L. Karl Lagerfeld Xiaobu!"
"Caesar?" Yifei said disdainfully, "You also want to be stabbed twenty-three times?"
Yu Mo looked at Zi Qiao's coquettish dress and posture. She silently took off her glasses and couldn't bear to look at her: "Zi Qiao's titles are really extraordinary."
The corner of Nanfeng's mouth twitched: "I forgot that we have a flashy fashion master here."
Zi Qiao ignored everyone's ridicule, he patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder and said, "Teacher Zeng, as long as you listen to me, I promise to design a look for you that will be popular among thousands of girls.
"No, not just girls, but all women."
Xiaoxian said with a smile: "Thank you, Ziqiao, but I don't need to win over thousands of girls now, I just want to conquer my sponsors."
"Lu Ziqiao, what tricks are you playing again?" Yifei asked suspiciously.
She didn't think Zi Qiao would be such a proactive person, or the more proactive Zi Qiao is, the more he wants to get something from you.
Zi Qiao had a heartbroken expression when he heard this: "Yifei, I just want to help a bunch of teachers Zeng as much as possible. Am I wrong?"
Before Yifei could reply, Nanfeng asked: "You mean you want to be the person in charge of appearance and image?"
"That's right."
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