Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 128 From Apple to Pineapple
Zi Qiao was already extremely upset because of the loss of two strong men, Zhan Bo and Wan Yu, but now he became furious when he heard the chat between his senior brother and Mei Jia.
Chen Meijia, after all, you are also a member of the Jianghu who came through the storm. Don’t you know what the senior brother wants to do?
Where does he want to find a capable life assistant?
This is obviously to find a stepmother for the child!
Ziqiao is not so overbearing that he only allows himself to have romantic relationships, but does not allow Meijia to find a new love.
But even if she doesn't find a rich second generation who is about 1.8 meters tall, young, handsome, successful in career, loves you and treats you well, and will never have second thoughts.
You can't find a single father who has been around like the big brother, right?
Don't get me wrong, Zi Qiao does not discriminate against single fathers, he just discriminates equally against all people in the world, including himself.
And Meijia, you can’t just have your front foot harmed by a little white dragon and then find another little white dragon on your back foot, right?
If Meijia really has a special hobby for dragons, then I might as well arrange a little dragon for her in one step.
Seeing the eldest brother sitting on the sofa where he usually sits, eating the melon seeds he should eat, talking about the words he used when picking up girls, and chatting up...
In short, it is something that can be tolerated by scholars, but that cannot be tolerated by others.
Zi Qiao, who was extremely irritable, decided to end this test as soon as possible.
So he raised his hand to use everyone's only chance to leave.
"What if the test paper is accidentally damaged when we leave?" Zi Qiao asked Yifei.
Yifei thought for a while and said, "You can hand in the papers and answer sheets first, and come back to pick them up from me when you get back."
Ziqiao and Xiaoxian temporarily handed over their test papers and answer sheets and prepared to leave. He motioned with his eyes to Zhan Bo and Wanyu to follow them quickly.
"Can we go out now?" Zhan Bo asked.
"You are no longer candidates. As long as it does not affect the exam, you can go anywhere you want."
After receiving Yifei's reply, Zhan Bo and Wanyu immediately stood up and followed them.
The senior brother thought for a while and silently followed Zhan Bo and Wanyu.
Zi Qiao and others were about to enter 3602 when they saw the senior brother following them.
"Senior Brother, our team is gathering, why are you following us?" Zi Qiao asked angrily.
If it weren't for the fact that he was Guangu's senior brother, Ziqiao's attitude would have been even more rude than it was now.
The senior brother replied matter-of-factly: "The rules don't say I can't follow you..."
"..."
"...Come out together."
Zeng Xiaoxian gave a thumbs up to his senior brother. Now he understood why Yifei always said that the most humble person is invincible.
Was he in this state when he was a bitch?
"Senior Brother, you are going too far. You are blocking us all by yourself now. What will happen when Nanfeng and the others come out and Zhan Bo and Wan Yu follow their example and block them?" Xiaoxian tried to dissuade Senior Brother from leaving.
The eldest brother looked unmoved.
Just because he has no expression on his face, it doesn't mean that he is really a stupid wooden person.
Zeng Xiaoxian could only listen to what he said to fool children.
Could it be that if he didn't come out to block them, they would give up and let Zhan Bo and Wanyu block Guangu?
If this group of people had such a bottom line, they would not use such an insidious trick as spraying red ink.
Besides, all of you are out now.
Even if Nanfeng and the others discuss it in front of Zhan Bo and Wanyu, can Zhanbo and Wanyu still convey information to you in front of Yifei?
Through Guangu's popular science, the senior brother also gained an understanding of the attributes of Hu Yifei, the female devil.
From the moment Ziqiao lost his sense and took the lead in taking advantage of the opportunity to leave the field, he had to bear the risk of being blocked by his senior brother.
Zi Qiao reacted instantly: "He didn't want to block us, he just wanted to waste our precious time.
"Wanyu, you block him, we will retreat first."
Zi Qiao and the other three ran into 3602 as they spoke, leaving only Wan Yu opening her arms to block the senior brother.
Although the eldest brother had been in the martial arts world in his early years, he was a very conscientious person in the world. Faced with the interception of Wan Yu, a stranger of the opposite sex, the eldest brother could only stare at Wan Yu quietly.
Suddenly, the senior brother said: "You like..."
"..."
"……travel?"
The smile on Wanyu's face froze, and she smelled danger.
…
When Xiaoxian and the others opened the door and walked out, they heard the senior brother say to Wanyu expressionlessly: "Strictly speaking, I am also allergic to the following foods..."
"..."
"... Spicy meat noodles, mushroom meat noodles, minced meat noodles, firecracker noodles..."
"..."
“There are also dry noodles and baguomong noodles.”
Wan Yu was scratching her head with a dull look on her face. When she saw the three people coming out, a trace of joy for the rest of her life flashed across her face: "You finally came out. These five minutes have been my nightmare, a nightmare!"
Wanyu ran back to 3601 in a state of collapse.
The senior brother looked at them and continued: "Interestingly, I also like to eat a lot of noodles, for example..."
Ziqiao and the other three were in a hurry, not to mention that they saw Wanyu become like this in less than five minutes. They didn't care what the elder brother was saying and ran back to 3601.
The senior brother looked at the three people walking away and walked straight to 3603.
At this time, the drawing board and other drawing tools were placed in 3603's living room. The senior brother sat in front of the drawing board and closed his eyes, recalling carefully.
When he opened his eyes, the human camera ability that had amazed everyone in the apartment was revealed again.
Almost in an instant, one-tenth of Yifei's out-of-print test paper had been traced out by his senior brother.
Senior Brother picked up Nanfeng's mobile phone on the coffee table, entered the password skillfully, and sent part of the test paper he drew to the person named [Planck's number one fan] on WeChat.
[Nanfeng knows what I mean]: As we said before, first determine which part of the entire test paper the answers I sent you previously belong to, and then try your best to answer the remaining multiple-choice questions...Thank you.
[Planck’s biggest fan]: Okay.
The elder brother sighed and continued to draw.
Although Yifei's geography test paper does not have many pictures, the 200 multiple-choice questions are not easy to describe.
He really didn't expect that the function of his human body camera would one day be used to reprint examination papers.
Originally, according to the plan, he would come out first and draw the test paper at extreme speed, then the second person would come out and send the paper to [Planck's number one fan], and finally the third person would bring in the complete version of the cheat sheet.
In this way, you can use the power of the human camera to completely memorize the answers and get a perfect score paper.
Pity……
On the other side, Ziqiao and Xiaoxian sat back in the examination room. The first thing they did when they sat down was to quickly correct their papers.
Zhanbo had roughly judged through logic and memory which part of the test paper the answers in their hands belonged to. After the two of them revised it, they could erase the other part of the answers and randomly guess the correct answers.
Zeng Xiaoxian's memory ability is pretty good. He had memorized most of the answers to the multiple-choice questions before. Coupled with the last 5 minutes of consolidation and memory, he finally got the guaranteed 50 points.
As for Zi Qiao...
In fact, Zi Qiao's short-term memory ability is not bad. In other words, as a king of love who can remember all the details of a strange beauty and find conversation topics with just a glance, his short-term memory ability is almost ridiculously strong. .
It's just that Zi Qiao's eyes always shine when he sees beautiful women, and his eyes are dizzy when he sees exam papers.
But just now, Zi Qiao, who was angry and anxious and didn't know if he was stimulated by his senior brother, had a flash of inspiration and discovered an excellent way to remember the answers to the multiple-choice questions.
He divided the multiple-choice answers into groups of seven, and replaced abcd with 1234 except for the answer to the third multiple-choice question. In this way, Joe only needed to remember a dozen groups of six numbers and one letter.
Don’t you understand?
I saw Ziqiao filling in the answer sheet while opening and closing her lips silently: "Bust 32D... tsk tsk tsk tsk.
"The waist is 24, the hips are 31...forget it, don't compare their waist-to-hip ratios.
"The next beauty's bust is 31A...sigh."
Nan Feng listened to Zi Qiao's ramblings almost the whole time. If Zi Qiao's voice was not heard only by himself, he really wanted to spread this bastard's special memory method out loud.
It's just a pity that although Nanfeng heard Zi Qiao's cheat sheet clearly, he didn't know the specific location of the answer. Even if he wanted to change the answer sheet, he was afraid of making it self-defeating.
But it doesn't matter, if the senior brother is smart enough, he should be in contact with Dali by now.
With Dali's ingenuity, it is not easy to get a perfect answer.
As Ziqiao and Xiaoxian finished revising their answer sheets, it also indicated that their total score would be at least 100 points.
But now there are only two people left in Ziqiao's team, and they have lost their only chance to leave the field.
Nanfeng and the others still have three people left, and they still have the opportunity to leave the field but have not used it. This departure is likely to help Nanfeng and the others get what they want smoothly.
So even if everyone is in peace in the next few dozen minutes, and the last person to turn in the paper is still the person from Nanfeng, then the outcome of the game will only be a 50-50 split.
In such a game, if the final outcome is only between 55 points, then the so-called test of wisdom is meaningless.
Not to mention that the initiative and advantage now are on Nanfeng's side.
So since Ziqiao and Xiaoxian finished correcting their papers, they kept looking at the remaining three members of the senior brother's team.
But after experiencing a series of events just now, everyone's vigilance was raised to the highest level. Everyone lay on the desk to protect their papers and answer sheets as much as possible.
Because of this caution, neither side found any opportunity to carry out the next step of frame-up.
Based on the current situation, continuing to delay will of course only be more beneficial to Nanfeng and the others.
This is unacceptable to Ziqiao and Xiaoxian.
Zi Qiao, who had lost two powerful players, Zhan Bo and Wan Yu, and was even more disturbed by his senior brother's operations, was determined to win before the end of the exam.
And now there is only one chance left to seal the victory.
When the senior brother slowly returned to 3601, he covered his mouth and whispered: "Nanfeng, test questions and answers..."
"..."
"...it's done."
Nanfeng nodded and raised his hand to indicate that he wanted to leave.
Immediately, Curry Sauce and Sekiya both expressed their intention to leave, and the eldest brother silently followed them out.
Zhan Bo looked at Wanyu, who had just recovered from the collapse, and decided to go alone to cause trouble for Nanfeng and the others.
Logically speaking, Nanfeng doesn't need to leave the field at all. He only needs his senior brother to whisper the answer to himself.
But the only shortcoming of the one-way communication network is here. All actions of the team must be launched with Nanfeng as the core.
If Nanfeng did not choose to raise his hands and leave, after their ace senior brother was ejected, Curry Sauce and Guangu had no way of judging whether the senior brother could adjust the original plan smartly, and of course they would not know where they should be. Go out at the right time.
Not long after, Xiao Hei knocked on the door of 3601. He was shocked when he saw the scene in front of him: "Damn it, what's going on with you guys? Could it be that an adult undergraduate has moved into a love apartment?"
"It's a long story, let's talk about it later." Yifei waved her hand and skipped the explanation step.
She asked doubtfully: "Xiao Hei, what are you doing here?"
Only then did Xiao Hei remember what he came up for: "Yifei, I have something very important to ask you. Can you come out with me?"
Yifei subconsciously glanced at the test papers and answer sheets handed over by Nanfeng and others, and said warily: "No matter what important matter it is, come here and talk to me first."
"Are you sure?" Xiao Hei looked strange.
"certainly."
Seeing that Yifei refused to move, Xiaohei could only walk through the examination room speechlessly. He said loudly: "The secret recipe for breast enlargement you asked me for last time..."
Yifei was shocked and covered Xiao Hei's mouth: "What nonsense are you talking about? What secret recipe for breast enlargement!"
Xiao Hei's mouth was covered and he couldn't speak. He could only roll his eyes at Yifei.
If you have the ability to call me nonsense, if you have the ability, don't ask me for the secret recipe for breast enlargement.
Meijia's eyes lit up when she heard this. She stood up and looked down at herself. The most prominent thing in her sight was her toes.
If possible, how many girls don’t want to change from apples to pineapples?
"Wanyu, should we go there together and take a look?"
Meijia was embarrassed to join in the fun alone, so she thought of bringing Wanyu with her.
Although Wanyu was also an apple, she really wasn't too interested in turning into a pineapple. Just as Wanyu was about to shake her head and refuse, Meijia pulled her over without any explanation.
"Sister Yifei, what secret recipe for breast enlargement do you want... is there something wrong?" Meijia asked with a smile, and even gave Yifei a wink.
Zeng Xiaoxian almost screamed when he heard this. He looked at Yifei in disbelief and leaned his ears forward desperately.
Yifei stared at Mika shyly: "Nonsense, what's the situation? There's no situation!"
The actual situation is that since Yu Mo wore out several of Yifei's clothes last time, Yifei tried on the clothes that were stretched by Yu Mo on a whim.
Looking at the emptiness on the chest of the clothes, Yifei felt truly shocked.
Although Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know what was wrong with Yifei and asked for the secret recipe for breast enlargement, Xiaoxian was relieved when she heard that there was nothing wrong with her.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Xiao Hei whimpered softly.
You guys are just chatting, can't you let go of your hands first?
Only then did Yifei react. She quickly put down her hand: "Xiao Hei, I'm really sorry."
"It's okay, can I say it now?" Xiao Hei asked.
Yifei looked at everyone with a "I understand" look, and immediately said no more hiding it: "Just tell me."
"I asked someone to find the secret recipe for breast enlargement that you asked me for last time. It is said to be very effective, but it is embarrassing to tell you."
Xiao Hei paused, pointed at the male compatriots present and asked, "Are you sure you want to say it in public here?"
Yifei thought for a moment, then pulled Xiao Hei into the room holding the papers and answers.
"Come with me!"
Upon seeing this, Meijia quickly pulled Wan Yu to follow.
When the three of them entered the room, Zi Qiao and Xiao Xian finally showed successful smiles.
I'm coming
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