Living in the cold palace for thirty years, killing demons and demons with two swords

The little eunuch who was a newcomer in the three rooms of A, B and C was summoned together.

Jia Zhengjing took a group of old fritters, as if it were routine.

took turns to ascend to the podium, and dictated the rules of the palace in a strange manner.

As for how many newcomers there are down there who can remember it completely, only God knows....

The most cheating thing is that the rules spoken by the other party perfectly avoid all kinds of minefield taboos.

If you really think that if you master the rules of the other party, everything will be fine, then you just wait to step on the thunder! Even if you

don't die in the future, you will definitely shed your skin.

The little fisherman was absent-minded and drowsy when he listened.

He had already learned from Xiao Weizi in advance.

This group of old eunuchs who gave birth to sons and no assholes didn't have any good intentions at all.

The rules are all about avoiding the important and trivial...

The purpose is to ask for benefits.

This can be regarded as an unspoken rule by default of the eunuchs in the palace in order to get oil and water.

If newcomers enter the palace, if they want to survive, they must have guides!

These old fritters who are idle and have little soup and water are naturally the best choice.

Ordinary newcomers with iron heads, when they first entered the court, ran into walls everywhere, were bullied, and suffered a beating.

Most of them will give in and choose to learn from a teacher.

Someone pointed out the maze from the side, and this small day is naturally stable.

As an apprentice, if you want to learn real skills, you naturally have to express yourself.

Newcomers generally think about the Fa to please the master.

On weekdays, running errands with tea and water, and offering love during the New Year's holidays, these are all indispensable!

Occasionally, there will be old fritters, who are crippled and have no ability to pass on the ancestry.

I am afraid that after a hundred years, I will have no shame to see my ancestors and ancestors, and I will kindly accept a righteous son.

Anyway, there are too many dirty things to mention.

This group of yin and yang people have the ability to pluck feathers, knock bones and suck the marrow, and they have already practiced perfectly!

It was almost noon, and the old eunuch gave some advice and left together.

Xiao Yu'er couldn't hold back for a long time, so he hurriedly got up and moved his muscles and bones, stretched and stretched his waist.

The content of what the other party said was lost, and there was no dry goods at all.

He was listening to the lecture here, which was tantamount to wasting a lot of good time!

At this moment, a depressed figure, as if he had seen the backbone of the main heart, ran over in a panic.

cried: "Little Yu'er, I want to go home..."

Xiao Yu'er was stunned when she heard this, and turned her head to look at the other party.

I saw people coming, with yellow hair and pale faces.

The body seems to have not been cleaned for a long time, unkempt, sloppy...

If it weren't for the fact that the other party was in the memory of his predecessor, he would almost dare not recognize each other if they played together until they were big and small!

Holding the other party's hand, he pretended to be surprised and said: "Little Liuzi, it's so good to meet you!"

Xiao Liuzi cried with a sad face and complained: "I'm not good at all."

I haven't eaten well, I haven't slept well, and my lower body wounds hurt terribly.

I thought that when I entered the palace, I would be able to have endless meals.

But the other party didn't let me eat enough, and I was a hard black-faced bun

..."

The boy didn't flick his tears, but he didn't get to the sad place!

Xiao Yu'er didn't know how to comfort the unlucky child in front of him.

You can only be a loyal listener and let the other party pour out the depression in your heart.

At this time, Xiao Liuzi suddenly realized something, and looked at the little fisherman in front of him suspiciously.

Their group of newcomers were eunuchs in rooms B and C.

Seven days in bed to recuperate.

Because of the difficulty of mobility, basically everyone is unkempt and has difficulty sleeping and eating.

The complexion on this face is naturally very ugly, pale and bloodless!

But his little friend has a ruddy and full complexion, and his body is straight, and he has become stronger.

I haven't seen him for a few days, and it's like a different person...

asked: "Xiao Yu'er, were you assigned to that room?, why didn't I see you in room B?"

Xiao Yu'er

smiled: "I was lucky to be assigned to room A, of course you can't find me." As

soon as this remark came out, some of the surroundings were familiar with the practice of the Juan Courtyard.

The little eunuchs who knew a little bit about it cast strange glances one after another.

Some are exquisite, and they are close to the front set, wanting to form a good fate.

Some even took out some treasured silver coins and put them into the sleeves of the little fishermen by making a salute.

This made Xiao Yu'er very useful, and the money sent to the door naturally had no reason to let go.

Xiao Liuzi didn't know why, his face was confused, and his face was dazed.

But he saw a group of newcomers flattering their little friends.

It is also a matter of honor and unconsciously straightening up a shriveled chest!

There is no free lunch in the world.

How could Xiao Yu'er not know what this group of bullshit lickers wanted?

But he is now poor and white, and he urgently needs money to solve his urgent needs, and he will not refuse to come.

Secretly remember the filial piety in front of you.

As the saying goes: "Take people's money and eliminate disasters with others." "

In the future, if you are on the rise and prosperous, you don't mind helping each other.

Seeing that the crowd was gradually dispersing, Xiao Liuzi hurriedly stepped forward and asked

, "Xiao Yu'er,

have you realized your dream of entering the palace?" Xiao Yu'er

in the past had long since lost his soul, leaving only some scattered memory fragments.

Where does the current little fisherman still remember the original intention of entering the

palace? Asked rhetorically: "What dream?" "

Eat fragrant chicken butts! Have you forgotten?

We have discussed, and we entered the palace just to have endless chicken butts..."

Xiao

Liuzi swallowed his saliva and said very eagerly.

When Xiao Yu'er heard this, he was like being struck by lightning, and his predecessor entered the palace cleanly, but he actually wanted to eat chicken butts...

This is a bloody case caused by a chicken butt.

Sadly, the initiator did not have the opportunity to enjoy the fun and died young.

And he, the pick-up man, silently endured the sourness that he shouldn't have endured...

The little fisherman wants to cry without tears, and he doesn't understand the happiness of the rich, so forget it.

Now, he can't even comprehend the happiness of the poor!

This Great Zhou Dynasty is simply a strange concentration camp.

The nobles who are clothed in fine clothes and food spend money like dirt to buy the Dragon Relic Pill.

I am proud of the rice field that swallowed the emperor's old son! The

fisherman, who is not clothed and hungry, dares to enter the palace in order to eat chicken buttocks...

Isn't there a normal person?

Xiao Liuzi didn't seem to notice Xiao Yu'er's abnormality, and said to himself,

"You don't know.

In the B-shaped room, several little eunuchs have died in the past few days.

The C room next door is also half a catty and eight taels...

I haven't been able to find you, thinking that you haven't survived, and I've been sad for a long time!

After all, you have had the disease of wealth and nobility since you were a child, and you have the problem of seeing blood falling..."

He had always wondered in his heart that after the seizure, no injuries were found on the original owner's body.

But after the other party enters the clean room. But inexplicably, he died with a whimper!

Now he has learned the truth from the mouth of Xiao Liuzi by mistake.

It turns out that this greedy imp faints blood, which is also known as hemophobia.

It is a mental disorder that is divided into congenital and acquired.

I got this strange disease and met blood.

General symptoms include dizziness, nausea, palpitations, cold sweats, paleness, and weakness of limbs.

In severe cases, the limbs are cold, the blood pressure is lowered, the pulse is weak, fainting and shock, and the consciousness is lost.

If not treated in time, it can lead to death...

This also made Xiao Yuer understand.

Why is he not like Xiao Liuzi, with dark skin and rough fingers.

As

a fisherman, he can't see blood, so he naturally can't kill fish, so he avoids the wind and the sun.

In ancient times, this disease was indeed a disease of wealth, just like a skin disease that could not see the light.

If you can't see the light, you can't do farm work...