If I were Uchiha Itachi in Naruto

It was night shift again, Uchiha Itachi squatted helplessly on a tree trunk, with his family's clan below, yawned and looked helplessly at the stars in the sky.

I really don’t know what Konoha is worried about. If Uchiha really does something, half of Konoha has already fallen. And you can’t do anything about us making a small fuss and getting angry with you?

heart...

"Itachi-kun."

A cold voice came from behind his neck. Uchiha Itachi was so frightened that he jumped away with a cold sweat and pulled out his short knife. After looking at the person carefully, he put the knife back and said calmly, "It's Uncle Snake. Why are you so mysterious and scary to me?" A big jump."

He bluntly called out Orochimaru, the rebellious ninja who was being pursued by Konoha, and was not afraid of anyone around him hearing it, because Uchiha Itachi believed that Orochimaru would not do anything harmful to him when he appeared. He should have taken care of everything before he showed up.

"I didn't expect Itachi-kun to be scared, hahaha..." Orochimaru's cold laughter came, "But I came to you this time for something important."

"what's up?"

Orochimaru looked at the portrait of the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen on the Hokage Rock and said, "I want to capture three Uchiha tribesmen who have turned on the Sharingan for experiments. Of course I won't capture people you know. They are all people who are hanging around in the Uchiha." Someone who is on the edge and has a little bit of talent.”

"I shouldn't have promised you the relationship between Konoha and Uchiha now, but considering your friendship with Uncle Snake, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I treat Uchiha because of my family. Uncle Snake, you have to make sure to catch me. Someone who has no emotional relationship."

"Of course." The cold-blooded smile did not stop. Orochimaru licked his upper and lower lips in his signature way, reached out and touched Uchiha Itachi's head and said, "Although what I want is your body, Itachi-kun is so cute. I don’t want to take my hands off.”

I knew that Uncle Snake would not give up his evil idea, so I rolled my eyes and ignored Orochimaru's previous words, "Can I ask Uncle Snake what you want these people for?"

"Plan to destroy Konoha!"

Are we almost entering the early plot? Uchiha Itachi recalled some things recorded in his diary and said with interest, "Uncle Snake, what are you going to do now?"

"I hope I can borrow some power from the Sharingan and then cultivate it and disintegrate Konoha from the inside!" His eyes showed coldness and the desire to realize his ambition. "Of course, this is just one of thousands of plans. In case I can't borrow it, To gain strength, I have to rely on other options.”

"Well, Uncle Snake and the Uchiha family remind you that safety comes first on all roads. If you do not follow the rules, your loved ones will burst into tears!"

"?" Orochimaru was confused by Uchiha Itachi's words.

"Hahaha! Don't mind." Uchiha Itachi yawned and said, "It's okay if those bastards at the top of Konoha are dead. Now they are targeting Uchiha too much. I don't have any plans to punish them."

Orochimaru still maintained a cold smile and said nothing. He reached out and patted Uchiha Itachi on the shoulder before turning and leaving, turning into a black dot and disappearing into Konoha Village.

Sure enough, the strong are still comfortable, coming and going without hindrance.

A figure appeared, and the person who was monitoring him appeared. Uchiha Itachi yawned and patted his shoulder and said, "Are you here to take over? Then watch Uchiha carefully. I'll go and rest for a while, but I'm exhausted."

Aha?

The confused ANBU looked at Uchiha Itachi's leaving figure, what the fuck? What's going on here? I was obviously trapped in a very real environment and almost couldn't get out. I finally cracked it out. If it hadn't been for the third generation of adults who gave me countless instructions, I wouldn't have wanted to come over and see how you were doing.

Who would have thought that you would regard me as your shift worker? Your shift worker won't be back until dawn, how could he be here so soon?

I'm so fucked!

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Looking at the dark Konoha, even though it would be a lie to say that the night is infinitely beautiful, there are only a few places that are brightly lit at night, and only those who really have nothing to do will feel that it is full of charm.

The day-to-day tasks are boring me to death, but it’s a pity that I’m still young, otherwise it’s not impossible to enjoy a beautiful night with a beautiful woman as my companion.

It's said that eight times the scope can suppress the gun and fifteen times the scope can suppress the gun. Who can control the gun more stably than I can now?

Hey, if my body hadn't allowed me to see those beauties now, I wouldn't be able to hold back my inner hunger! How big should my harem be in the future?

After much thought, Uchiha Itachi couldn't come up with the answer he longed for most. He shook his head helplessly. It seemed that there were still too few girls in the Naruto world. Of course, the more things like wives, the better! How exciting is that? Hahaha……

In fact, it’s just that I have a huge possessive heart!

I don’t care about love or anything else, I won’t show mercy if I can possess it first! At worst, it's just a matter of later training. Now that everyone is yours, what are you afraid of? But it’s not bad to have love beforehand!

Just like this, Uchiha Itachi arrived at home with his random thoughts, and he completely recognized the crooked ideas in his heart! I am already planning in my mind how to defeat those hehehehe in the future...

Taking off his ANBU equipment and shooting a three-pointer into the basket, Uchiha Itachi burrowed into the quilt like a loach and lay on the bed with his hands and feet stretched out in big letters!

I don't know what I thought of, so I raised my fist and pointed it at the ceiling!

"Come on Itachi! You are the most handsome! You are the man who wants to be the king of the harem! Sleep with a beautiful girl!"

Sleeping with eyes closed refreshes the speed of human sleep and the speed of Uchiha Itachi falling asleep!

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