If I were Uchiha Itachi in Naruto

"No abnormality."

After listening to the last Anbu who reported the Uchiha situation to him in the afternoon, Uchiha Itachi let him leave, holding a stack of records about the Uchiha clan from 8 am to 6 pm today.

Put them into a sealed bag and place them in the safe at the back. Someone will come and collect them for the Third Hokage and Konoha's core senior staff to browse.

Wherever there are people, there will be fights. Humans are really strange creatures. If the girl wasn't so beautiful, I wouldn't want to be a human.

"Team leader is off work?"

Seeing a dog-licking ANBU coming over, Uchiha Itachi glared at him and said, "Get out! Your leader is in a bad mood today, don't provoke me, do you understand?"

"Yes, yes! Leader, please walk slowly."

The yelled licking dog respectfully watched Uchiha Itachi leave, but his mouth was as dirty as if it had been wiped with honey. Uchiha Itachi was too lazy to care about these people who were hanging around at the lower level. Although he could not look down on the people at the lower level, he also There is nothing outstanding that deserves my attention.

It's this damn street again. I'm almost tired of walking around. If I had known better, I wouldn't have asked for trouble and came to hang out in the ANBU. But it turned out that it was good. Instead of going out on missions, I was locked up in the ANBU's small house.

"Itachi!"

Hearing the familiar voice, Uchiha Itachi turned around with a helpless expression and said, "Oh Shisui, are you back from your mission?"

Looking at Uchiha Itachi's appearance, he couldn't help but laugh. This guy rarely feels depressed. It seems like he has received another task to stay in the office, right? Will he stay in there with his jumping-up-and-down temper?

"Yeah, that little task is solved."

"Oh, I'm so happy. I've been hiding in the ANBU's intelligence room for half a month. God, the higher-ups are sick! If you want to know the situation, come and see for yourself. It's really crazy." He rolled his eyes, staring at the secret surveillance. His own Hokage is directly under the ANBU.

How could the Third Hokage trust Uchiha Itachi? After all, he is a member of the Uchiha clan. He gave this task to Itachi Uchiha just to see the reaction of the Uchiha clan.

Knowing who Uchiha Itachi was referring to, Uchiha Shisui smiled awkwardly and said, "Itachi, you are wrong. After all, everyone is fighting for Konoha."

"Heh, that's right."

He lazily said something to Uchiha Shisui, put his hands behind his head and slowly left Uchiha Shisui. Uchiha Shisui also gave Uchiha Itachi and the ANBU who secretly followed him a meaningful look before turning around and leaving. Go, I don’t know what I’m thinking.

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"I'm lucky today. I met a group of old acquaintances."

Seeing a beard and a girl, Uchiha Itachi couldn't help but taunted him. Uchiha Itachi glared at him with contempt and walked proudly.

"Hey! Is your name Uchiha Itachi? Tell me clearly!" As the son of the Third Hokage, how can Sarutobi Asuma endure such anger, especially when there are people around him, where do I put my face like this? ah?

"Who am I talking about?" Pretending to be ignorant, he turned around and raised his orchid finger, wanting to point to it but not daring to point it out. "Of course I'm talking about those who are related to people. They are so weak and can advance to chuunin. Isn't it true that we are geniuses?" Kage level? Hey, I won’t tell you anymore, my father is not the Hokage and I can’t be offended.”

Next to her, Kurenai Yuhi wanted to laugh but couldn't help it. Although Uchiha Itachi's words had no sense or logic, when you think about it carefully, it still makes sense to rely on your father to become a chuunin...

Her angry little face was dark, and it could be said that Sarutobi Ashima's current appearance was not inferior to that of Black Tornado Brother Li Kui.

"What kind of genius are you? You relied on your own father to become a special jounin! You are obviously a special jounin when you are so much younger than me, are you kidding me?"

Seeing the furious Sarutobi Asuma and the suppressed laughing Yuhi Kurenai next to him, Uchiha Itachi pinched his waist with both hands and said, "Oh? Really? Do you want to fight me? Let's see who is stronger?"

"Just hit me, who's afraid of you?"

"Asuma, you can't beat Itachi..."

Although it would be embarrassing to be close to Sarutobi Ashima in her current appearance, we have to get close now. After all, the Yuhi clan is holding their thighs now, and they are the Sarutobi clan.

Pushing Yuhi Kurenai aside hard, the furious Sarutobi Asuma glared at Yuhi Kurenai and said, "Whose side are you on? Will I not be able to defeat this bastard? Humph! Just wait and see!" "

The moment she fell to the ground, Kurenai Yuhi glared at Sarutobi Asuma with resentment, "You idiot!" Itachi is a genius! How can you, a loser like you, beat him? Since you want to be beaten, I don't care, stupid pig! Not as good as someone else’s big stupid pig!

Sarutobi Asuma, an idiot, was not as attentive as a girl. Of course, he did not pay attention to Yuhi Kurenai's expression, and directly ignored Uchiha Itachi, who was staring in front of him.

"Fire escape · Ash accumulation burns!"

Huh? Are you learning to smoke now? You want to die of lung cancer because you can't wait until Hidan kills you?

The seal in his hand has fallen quickly, and Uchiha Itachi's eyes have been fixed on Sarutobi Asuma behind the black and gray "Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Jutsu!"

A water dragon coiled up from Uchiha Itachi, and the surrounding area had long been cleared due to the fight between the two people.

The powerful impact directly dispersed Sarutobi Asuma's black ash, and the person who released the technique was directly hit by the water dragon against the wall and unable to move. Uchiha Itachi was not prepared to stop and split into two shadow clones.

They kept throwing the Flying Thunder God Kunai, Uchiha Itachi, Sarutobi Asuma, the screenwriter, and pulled him out and threw him into the sky, and then used the Flying Thunder God's displacement to kick him in all directions without blind spots.

Finally, when he was about to kick him on the knee to finish, Kakashi Hatake, dressed as an ANBU, appeared and quickly hugged Asuma Sarutobi away from Uchiha Itachi's attack.

Sarutobi Asmaki looked at Hatake Kakashi affectionately and said, "Kakashi! Quick! Help me teach that Uchiha brat a lesson!"

Hatake Kakashi directly ignored Asuma Sarutobi's words. After all, he is still a big fool who has not yet grown up in IQ. He looked at Uchiha Itachi and said, "Itachi, we are all from the same village, so there is no need to bully others like this." ?”

"Bullying people?" He couldn't help but sneer at the corner of his mouth and said, "Compared to other people, this is not too much, right? I am so passionate about the village that I get more and more angry! Obviously I just cursed a few words to vent my anger and then He deliberately came to make trouble. I didn't mention him by name, so he took everything on him and decided to challenge me. It's not like you don't understand me. How can I tolerate scolding? If I can't tolerate it, how can I, my Uchiha, be famous? Isn’t it damaged?”

Kurenai Yuhi couldn't help but want to laugh again, and in a few words she put the blame on Asuma Sarutobi. Itachi is indeed a genius! He has a much brighter future than Sarutobi Asuma! Why is this big idiot so unsatisfied? The more he looked at Sarutobi Asuma, the more displeased he became.

"It's obviously you..."

He wanted to open his mouth to defend himself, but Uchiha Itachi ignored him with disdain. Sarutobi Asuma was so angry that a mouthful of old blood was clogged in his chest and he couldn't say a word.

Putting down Sarutobi Asuma, Hatake Kakashi looked helplessly at Uchiha Itachi. If it weren't for the Hokage who was monitoring Uchiha Itachi, he directly reported to the ANBU and went back to complain. At least Asuma would have to break something today.

That ANBU was really timid and scared with the support of the Hokage, but Uchiha Itachi was not afraid of the Hokage, and judging from the relationship between the two parties, it would not be much better. Sarutobi Asuma would probably be beaten in vain this time.

"Okay, Itachi! I hope you won't do anything to hurt the peace of Konoha friends again. I have a mission to leave first. Let this end like this."

After saying that, Kakashi Hatake left, and Asuma Sarutobi watched with dissatisfaction as Uchiha Itachi turned around and walked towards the Hokage Building, knowing what he wanted to do without even thinking about it.

Uchiha Itachi shrugged indifferently, turned his eyes to Yuhi Kurenai, who was looking at him in a daze, and frowned slightly. Why did I feel that her eyes were a little scary.

Forget it, Uchiha Itachi continued to walk home with the pace of disowning his relatives, taking advantage of the moment to take one step at a time...

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