Marvel's Don't Stop Me, I Want to Die

Four days have passed. It has been four days since Li Stan came to this world. During these four days, he did not go out because of the food in the refrigerator. He was mainly afraid of being inspected by the police or being asked to show his ID.

The identity issue is already Li Stan's most difficult problem at present. After all, he has completely confirmed that he is not dreaming, and he has also confirmed that he is an ordinary person. He does not have golden fingers like time travellers, does not have photographic memory, and does not There are some superpowers or something like that, so if he wants to survive, he has to be down-to-earth and take it step by step.

In the past four days, Li Stan did not do anything. He learned about the world through the Internet. Hey, wait a minute, go online, brother, doesn’t the computer have a password? How do you access the Internet?

At this point, I have to say that in fact, computers with passwords are not very safe. Although others may see some operations you perform, in a world where most people are not hackers, you can quietly crack the computer login You can even re-create a password and give him the highest authority, which is just a few lines of code. If you delete it, no one will notice, because most people who use computers will not check the records.

OK, it's a little off topic, but in short, just like one of the above steps, Li Stan easily bypassed the computer's login password, re-created a user and gave him the highest permissions, and then the right to use the computer belonged to him.

Now that he appears here, there is a 50% chance that everything here belongs to him, Li Stan thought, turned on the computer and started to understand the whole world, and then Li Stan still found himself on the bed, his eyes confused.

This is a movie world. To be precise, he has now traveled to a movie universe that is popular in another world, which is the Marvel Cinematic Universe world themed around Marvel's superheroes.

Why is it called a movie universe? It's because there are some very prominent symbols in this world that allow Li Stan, an otaku who usually only spends time at home watching movies besides correcting homework in class, to see through everything at a glance!

Captain America! Howard Stark! ! Leather parent company! ! ! Osborne Enterprises! ! ! !

If you ask about this in comics or animations, then the guy who looks exactly like Chris Evans has fully proved it. If that doesn't work, then with Carrot Tony, uh, it should be Robert Downey Jr. When there is a playboy who looks exactly like him and his name is Tony Stark, you should believe that this is the movie universe.

If not, forget it. This is a very dangerous world anyway. Fortunately, Li Stan has confirmed that except for Captain America, a superhero who has left his own glory in history, there are no other superheroes. Hero, at least not in the news.

In fact, when Li Stan first knew that he was in the movie world, he was very excited. He wanted to join these superheroes in heroic deeds to maintain world peace. But unfortunately, within a few minutes, a cooing sound made his mind return to the world. real world.

He doesn't have any identity, nor any superpowers or golden fingers. Now, when even survival is a problem, how can he talk about being a hero and maintaining world peace?

After eating a little unhappily, and seeing the ingredients in the refrigerator getting less and less, Li Stan began to consciously search for some gray areas on the Internet. He really wanted to find someone who could get him an identity certificate. He needed a new identity. Survive in this world.

By the way, this is March 2006. In other words, if this world is really the Marvel Cinematic Universe, those main stories will not happen for at least two years. This Li Stan has already written some plots that he still remembers in the words of ethnic minorities in Western Xinjiang. In the notebook, God knows if I can still remember these two years later.

As a teacher supporting Xijiang, in order to be able to communicate with the local people, Li Stan spent some time learning the language and characters there. After learning some simple communication languages, he gave up. After all, he completely learned

It is not easy to know another language.

However, he did learn to write and read the characters of ethnic minorities. The characters of this ethnic minority in Xijiang have almost 32 letters like English. Another convenient thing is that they pronounce whatever letters you write, not English. There are other ways of thinking.

So as long as you learn these thirty-two letters, you can read and write even if you don't understand the specific meaning. Just now he was writing a paragraph in Chinese using minority languages, so he wanted to see who could still understand it.

After finishing what he had to do, Li Stan looked for people or groups online who could make identity certificates for him. Because he had no money, he had to find some very cheap ones as much as possible, because he decided to find a pawn shop. I sold my home computer and the TV in the living room to a second-hand goods or second-hand goods store. After collecting enough money, I contacted the other party to resolve the matter.

Because he was afraid that walking around with a computer and TV would make people suspicious, all his activities were conducted online. He left some photos and information on some online or second-hand websites such as Tieba. Wait for others to take the bait.

On the fifth day after he traveled to this world, he received a new email in the email address he temporarily applied for. Chewing on the last piece of bread left in the refrigerator, Li Stan read it quickly.

"Hey, it seems that there is no end to the road!" Li Stan swallowed the bread in his hand in one breath, drank a glass of water, and looked at the content of the email with joy on his face.

Because someone is willing to buy their own TV and computer, and the price is quite reasonable, a total of two thousand US dollars, what? Two thousand dollars is not much? Yes, two thousand U.S. dollars is not much, but you have to know that the thing Li Stan wants to buy, which is the TV, is new, but the TV is really cheap. The reason why he can buy it for two thousand U.S. dollars is because his computer is second-hand. , but because the configuration is okay, that TV is not worth a few hundred dollars.

Li Stan was a little excited. With these two thousand dollars, he could look for the capable guy he saw online last time, and then his identity problem would be solved. Once his identity was solved, he could go out to work, earn money, and let himself take a step forward. The first step to survive in this world.

The excited Stan Lee did not go to the very peaceful country in this world (it was relatively peaceful). He excitedly sent his address to the other party and asked the other party to pick up the goods at home, and then quietly watched the time. Wait for the other person's arrival.

At about eight o'clock in the evening, when it was already dark outside, there was a knock on Li Stan's door. Li Stan didn't realize the danger of the world he was in at all, so he ran out and opened the door. Outside the door were three black men, one tall and two short. Then before Li Stan could say anything, he was killed by a tall man about 1.9 meters tall. The black man covered his mouth and pushed in.

Li Stan was a little confused. He was pushed into the room without any resistance and was beaten very roughly. Then the two dwarfs kept searching at home. They didn't know what they were looking for. He was completely confused at this moment. When had he encountered such a thing in another world? Even in Western Xinjiang, which was rumored to be increasingly evil on the Internet, someone could knock on the door at night and open it without hesitation. It was not as scary as the rumors said. .

But in this world, New York City, praised by most people as the capital of civilization, not only had homes looted, but was also stabbed several times by angry black people. Li Stan just lay on the ground full of grievance and fear, shaking constantly because of the pain and loss of blood. Because the towel was stuffed in his mouth, he couldn't call for help and could only whine, with tears and snot flowing continuously. come out.

He just lay helpless in his own home (maybe), watching helplessly as the tall black man spat at him, cursed a few times as a poor man, took away some of the things he could, and then closed the door. gone.

"Am I going to die? A civilized city, haha, bah!" Li Stan felt that his body was getting weaker and weaker, and the pain was gradually disappearing, and he couldn't help but ask himself in his heart.

But no one would answer his question, and he slowly became stiff and cold.