Marvel's Don't Stop Me, I Want to Die

Darkness and silence are the only feelings our protagonist Li Stan feels now. When his numb body gradually regained consciousness and felt the sunlight shining on his eyes, he struggled to open his eyes, and then he heard the constant noise outside. The sound that came out was like the whole world suddenly came to life.

"Where am I?"

Li Stan looked around blankly, and it was clear that this was not his own home. I walked out in a daze and walked around, and found that the whole house was only about fifty square meters, with one bedroom and one living room, and its own kitchen and bathroom. I had been lying on a wooden bed by the window in the bedroom. It was a desk and bookshelf, and there was a desktop computer that was obviously second-hand. There was a wardrobe opposite the bed. Judging from its color, you could tell it must have been bought in the second-hand market.

This is not Li Stan’s home. You must know that as a volunteer for the development of the western region, although he works in a remote area of ​​​​Xinjiang, the teacher arranged for him a house of more than 100 square meters with three bedrooms, one living room, two bathrooms and one kitchen. House of. He doesn't have a girlfriend (mainly because he didn't come with her because he was afraid of going to the west and suffering hardships, and then broke up.), and the consumption in the small town is not very high, so he spent his first year's salary on decorating his house. He wanted a own home.

But it was obvious that the house in front of him looked like a rental house, and it definitely did not belong to Li Stan himself.

Li Stan rubbed his head and opened the half-closed curtains. A complex of buildings with a different Western style appeared in front of him. The high-rise buildings and the people rushing on the ground told him that this was not his place. Xijiang, where I stayed last night, is a modern super city.

"What the hell. Why am I here?"

Li Stan frowned and looked at it for a long time, and finally determined that not only was he not in Western Xinjiang, but this was not even China. If it were China, no matter how developed the city was, he would definitely be able to find some Chinese, but Li Stan had just looked at it for a long time and was still the same I didn't see a single Chinese character, so it was obvious that this was not China.

"Could it be that I traveled through time? I still haven't woken up."

Li Stan closed the curtains again, sat on the bed and thought desperately about what was going on with him, but his memory had no memory of this world at all, and all the memories belonged to Li Stan. That memory.

"Let's see what I look like."

With this thought, Li Stan walked into the bathroom, where there happened to be a mirror that allowed Li Stan to see what he looked like now, just above the sink.

"Well, I'm still myself. I haven't changed. What's going on?" Li Stan was confused, and then he searched the whole room like crazy, trying to find any documents or other documents belonging to his predecessor, so that He can integrate into the new world and new life more quickly.

What? You asked him why he thought he was traveling through time rather than kidnapping or filming a variety show? Come on, Li Stan is just a teacher in a small western town. Although the salary is not bad there, he can get a salary of seven to eight thousand yuan a month, but it is not a high salary at all in China today.

He is not the son of a rich man, an illegitimate son, or anything like that. He is an orphan, helpless, and it is precisely because of this that he chose to leave his hometown and go to the west to become a teacher.

Who would kidnap him? And he was kidnapped and brought to New York, so idle.

As for variety shows, it's impossible. No one would invite people to do variety shows for no reason, and Li Stan is not a star.

Because of all the above reasons, Li Stan accepted the fate that he might have traveled through time. As for why he was not worried or anxious, Li Stan would ask you very gently, are these useful?

In short, Li Stan searched for a long time at home but could not find anything that could let him know his identity at this moment. The computer could not be opened with a password, and the mobile phone could not be opened with a password because his mobile phone was not unlocked by fingerprint.

There is nothing in the house, except for a ring of keys hanging on the back of the door, not even a wallet. This makes Li Stan very confused. After all, what kind of god allowed me to travel here? I don’t even have an identity. Come on, what a sloppy god.

After entertaining himself by talking to himself, Li Stan prepared to go out in order to find out where he had come. As for whether the police caught him after going out, he has not thought about these issues yet. He has no persecution paranoia.

Because he was thinking about something in his mind, Li Stan didn't pay attention to the people around him. He lowered his head all the way to the elevator and went down to the first floor, and then walked out of the apartment. Before walking out of the apartment door, he vaguely heard someone shouting, but Li Stan didn't pay attention and continued walking forward.

OK, everyone around is speaking English. This range is too big. As for the names of streets and roads, I think most of them should be similar. They are more than ten avenues, such-and-such blocks and so on.

Li Stan frowned and suddenly saw a newsstand on the other side of the intersection. He felt happy and walked directly towards the newsstand. He came to the newsstand and picked up the newspaper. Well, the New York Daily News. He was 80% sure that this was New York. As for the remaining 20%, it was left to 'uncertainty and surprise'. After all, New York newspapers were not It is stipulated that it can only be sold in New York City.

"Hey sir, I'm here for a trip. Can you tell me where the most famous tourist attraction is?" Li Stan asked the newsstand owner (probably) a question, so that he could avoid asking directly where this place is. And the embarrassment of being treated as a fool.

"The most famous tourist attraction? It should be the Queens Museum of Art. Of course, if you don't like going to museums, you can go to Flushing."

"Thank you, dad, and wish you a prosperous business (don't worry about the protagonist speaking Chinese and idioms with other people!)"

Li Stan casually blessed the newsstand owner and walked out directly. He now knows his approximate location, Queens, New York City, USA. As for how many avenues it is, you can know it by just looking at street signs or other places.

So the problem now is to get yourself an identity as soon as possible. Although the police can't keep an eye on you and check you every day, since you are about to live in the United States, you can't hide in a house for the rest of your life, let alone in his house. But there was no money, so the second-hand refrigerator in the kitchen did have some ingredients and fruits, but it was a pity that they were gone after a few times.

"Go back first and think about your future life!" Li Stan clapped his hands and made a decision. He turned around and walked to his house according to his memory, opened the door and walked in.