I die like crazy in Dragon Ball

Just when Bulma was bathing Sun Wukong, in a castle...

King Pilaf, wearing a round hat and clothes with the word "fried rice" on his head, was eating dinner and teaching his subordinates...

"You idiot! Do you think it's enough to just report that no Dragon Balls were found? Huh?"

You useless guy! "

"This subordinate deserves to be punished, please punish me!" The wolf-headed man Asiu was wearing a samurai uniform and carrying a samurai sword, kneeling in front of the dining table in a formal manner.

Boom!

Pilaf smashed a leftover bone into the bowl and said coldly: "Listen, according to the occasional radar display, there are already three dragon balls gathered together.

This shows what? "

"It means there are still people collecting dragon balls." Asiu said.

"Smart! So, you must hurry up and look for it." Pilaf said and opened a box, with a dragon ball lying inside.

"Look, the brilliance of this dragon ball is so wonderful, it can only belong to me, Pilaf.

I must get the remaining six dragon balls. "

"Yes! The king will definitely rule the world!"

"Hmph! Don't flatter me. Maybe the other party is coming to snatch my dragon ball now. They must want to conquer the whole world."

"Um, doesn't the king also want to conquer the whole world?" Ashiu asked doubtfully.

"Idiot! Can I be the same as those people? Only a kind-hearted person like me can contribute to the people and benefit the people after ruling the world!" Pilaf said unhurriedly with a proud look on his face.

"Your Majesty, your Majesty is wise!" Ashiu flattered him very naturally.

Pilaf chuckled with a strange light on his face: "In this world, there are really not many educated people like me.

After I unify the world, I will completely clean up this dirty world. "

The more Pilaf spoke, the more excited his face became and the louder his voice became. He raised his hands and roared: "Anyone who urinates on the roadside will be whipped, and anyone who farts will be quartered..."

Puff puff……

When Pilaf was dancing and saying this, suddenly, a fart sound sounded in the living room...

Pilaf's high-pitched voice suddenly stopped...

The hall fell silent instantly. Ash and Pilaf stared at each other, a little dumbfounded.

Pilaf looked a little embarrassed, but immediately looked at ease.

There was a moment of silence, and while Ash was dripping cold sweat, Pilaf spoke in a deep voice: "You farted."

"Huh?" Ashiu was surprised and waved his hands quickly: "I don't have one."

Without saying a word, Pilaf ran directly to the door and pressed the switch on the wall.

In an instant, four long mechanical arms stretched out from the ceiling and floor.

Before Ash could react, he firmly grasped his limbs and fixed them in the air.

"Pi, King Pilaf, you, what do you want to do?" Ashu was so frightened that his face turned pale, and cold sweat continued to drip.

Pilaf ignored him, just touched his chin and said, "This switch is a bit far away. I should make it closer next time."

After muttering a few words, Pilaf came to Ashus and said with a gloomy face: "Tell me, was it you who farted just now?"

"No, no! How dare a villain fart in front of the king?" Ashi shook his head wildly in fear.

"Haha, there are only two of us in this room. If it's not you, is it me?

How dare you falsely accuse me! "

"No no no! That's not what I meant."

"Hmph, I think you are not honest at all, so I want you to try this."

Pilaf said, a chainsaw appeared in his hand, and the chainsaw rotated rapidly between Ash's legs, and he asked with a sullen face.

"Tell me, is it your fart? Huh?"

"Ah! Lord Pilaf, spare your life! The villain let him go, please spare your life."

Ah Xiu screamed and admitted, but felt helpless in his heart.

It was obviously the King who farted, but why was he the one who was unlucky...

The chainsaw stopped, and Pilaf said with a proud look on his face: "Very good, let me just say, how could a noble man like me do such a disgusting and vulgar thing?

For the sake of your honesty, if I spare you this time, I will punish you by missing one dinner. "

"Thank you, Your Majesty, thank you, Your Majesty!" Ashiu quickly thanked him.

Boom!

At this time, a pretty figure jumped down and knelt directly on the ground, "See your Majesty, my subordinate is back."

It was another subordinate of Pilaf, Xiao Wu.

Pilaf took two steps forward and asked urgently: "Have you found the dragon ball?"

"No, but my subordinate got some important news." Xiao Wu replied.

Pilaf was shocked: "What news?"

Xiao Wu said: "More than a hundred kilometers away in the north, there is a place called Dragon Valley, which is a very dangerous forbidden area.

Legend has it that no living person can come out after entering it.

There would be a dazzling light at night, and I suspected that there were dragon balls there. "

Puff puff……

As soon as Xiao Wu finished speaking, a series of fart sounds sounded again.

Ashiu's eyes lit up and he said loudly: "Your Majesty, someone farted again."

Pilaf glared and said angrily: "Stop talking nonsense, quickly go to the Dragon Valley to look for the dragon beads. If you can't find them, don't come to see me."

"Yes!"

Watching Ash and Xiao Wu leave, Pilaf felt speechless.

It's a pity that the Dragon Ball radar works sometimes and sometimes not, otherwise there would be no need to work so hard.

It would be nice to have an accurate radar, Pilaf thought, stroking his chin.

……

On the other side...

"Ellen, you really don't need me to give you a bath? Don't worry, I don't want your wages." Bulma asked while standing at the bathroom door.

"No need, I can handle it myself." Allen said a little embarrassed inside.

Bulma shook her head and walked away.

This eldest sister is a bit weird. She refuses her kindness and even locks the door.

Isn't it because my own is bigger than hers that I'm embarrassed?

It seems possible. Allen looks too small to be compared with his own. It must be like this...

Bulma speculated proudly.

Ten minutes later, Allen put on a set of leather pants in the bathroom, which highlighted his slender figure.

Looking at himself wearing earrings in the mirror, Allen was speechless for a while.

If this good-looking guy doesn't do it, he'll be speechless if he insists on being a big shot in women's clothing.

It makes him unable to wear it now...

After wiping himself clean, Allen picked up a bra, was silent for a moment, and finally gritted his teeth and put it on.

Now he has not reached the realm of seconds, heaven and seconds. If Bulma knew that he was a man, he would probably die.

After applying a little light makeup on his face, and taking one last look at his somewhat coquettish self, Allen sighed and walked out.

Damn it, when did this end...

"Alan, you're out. Come and eat quickly. I can't wait." When Sun Wukong saw Alan coming out, he couldn't wait to grab a piece of bread and eat it.

"Eh? Ellen, how did you make these potatoes? They are delicious, sour and sour." Bulma pointed at a plate of shredded potatoes and praised them.

"This is spicy and sour potato shreds. I learned it in the distant East in my early years." There was a little bit of something in Allen's eyes, which was the light of nostalgia...