I die like crazy in Dragon Ball

"Idiot! That's a TV!" Bulma laughed.

"What is a TV set?" Sun Wukong asked, blinking.

Bulma

She patted her head speechlessly, too lazy to explain. The more she explained, the more problems this country bumpkin would have.

She directly used the remote control to tune into a romantic drama she liked. In it, a man and a woman were hugging each other and about to kiss.

"Come on! Come on! Ten centimeters, eight centimeters" Bulma held the remote control, her eyes shining, and she watched the TV excitedly.

Sun Wukong looked left and right, and when he saw Bulma ignoring him, he stepped forward and took the remote control from Bulma's hand and looked at it: "What is this?"

Just when the male and female pigs' feet were about to kiss on the TV, Bulma's eyes flashed green.

He pressed it curiously, and the male and female pig feet on the TV were immediately replaced by a huge monster.

Open your mouth to a bloody extent

"Yeah!" Bulma was so frightened by the sudden change that she sat down on the ground.

When Sun Wukong saw this, he laughed heartlessly.

"Why are you changing the channel?" Bulma said dissatisfied. It was a classic kiss, but it was ruined by this hateful brat. It was such a pity.

"Huh? Are you hungry too?" Sun Wukong looked at Bulma and asked something strange.

"Huh?" Bulma was a little confused.

"You're drooling."

"You're not hungry, please leave me alone." Bulma angrily wiped the saliva from her mouth with her hands.

Sun Wukong touched his stomach: "But I'm hungry."

Bulma stood up and called towards the kitchen: "Ellen, is the food ready? Goku is hungry."

Allen was sweating profusely while exploding bee pupae, "Not yet, another twenty minutes."

Bulma said: "It's still a long time, Wukong, come with me and take a shower first. You stink all over your body. If you don't take a shower first, how will you eat later?"

"Take a bath? What kind of bath? What is a bath?" Sun Wukong asked curiously.

Bulma's head was full of black lines: "You're such a big idiot, you don't even know how to take a shower. You've never taken a shower, right?

To take a bath is to wash your body clean with water. "

"Oh. I bathe in the river every now and then." Sun Wukong nodded suddenly.

Bulma heard this and breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, this product had not been washed before.

Otherwise, he would not dare to let him wash in his own bath.

Bulma took Sun Wukong to the bathroom, "Take off your clothes."

Sun Wukong took it off obediently, took the towel handed over by Bulma, and looked around.

"Hey, can't you cover up that thing of yours?" There were more and more black lines on Bulma's forehead.

"Do you need to cover up? I'm not cold, I'm very strong." Sun Wukong shook his waist, and the little one spun around a few times.

"Eren! Come over here and help him take a bath." Bulma shouted towards the kitchen with her veins popping out in anger.

"Okay, then you come over and fry the bee pupae." Allen agreed happily.

"Forget it, let me wash him, he's just a little kid anyway.

Come on, stand inside the bathtub. "

Bulma thought of those disgusting bee pupae, shook her head, and decided that it would be better to help Sun Wukong take a bath.

Sun Wukong was held down by Bulma and rubbed his head vigorously, "It's itchy, scratch here again, ah, it feels so good."

"Are you comfortable? Do you know the benefits of taking a bath?"

"Well, it's just that these weird bubbles are kind of gross."

"Be content, it's nice to have a beautiful girl to help you take a bath. Hey, your tail is too sticky, isn't it? Why is it so sticky? You can't even wash your butt clean without pulling it off.

You stupid. "

"It hurts, it hurts! Don't pull it, I can do the butt myself."

Bulma opened her mouth wide and watched in shock as the tail behind Sun Wukong moved.

He rolled up the bath towel and rubbed his buttocks.

"Yeah!!! Is yours a real tail? Allen, he has a real tail!!!!"

Bulma's high-decibel voice sounded, startling Eren who was frying something in the kitchen.

After glancing sideways, Allen continued working.

He already knew it and didn't care at all

In the bathroom, Sun Wukong said matter-of-factly: "Don't all men have tails? Isn't it strange?"

Bulma was stunned when she heard this. She had never seen a man's butt.

Could it be that men really have long tails?

But I've never heard of it.

"However, Grandpa doesn't have a tail. He is very strange." Sun Wukong said again, leaving Bulma speechless for a while.

"The weird person is obviously you, okay? You are a monster. Let me just say, how can a man have a tail?" Bulma got mad.

"Um, what does it matter whether I have a tail or not? I'm not a monster anyway." Sun Wukong said nonchalantly.

Bulma was completely defeated. Didn't this guy ever think about why he was different from others?

What a simple guy

ten minutes later

"It's done. Have you washed it? It's time to eat." Allen began to serve the food in the living room.

"No, I haven't washed it yet. Allen, come here and help me wash it. Eat after washing it." Bulma's voice came.

As soon as Allen stayed, the painful time was coming again.

In the bathroom, Eren was rubbing Bulma's body, a little distracted.

I wonder if this girl will kill herself if she finds out that she is a man?

Allen regretted boarding this pirate ship.

Thinking about how I was a virgin in my previous life, I never expected that I would now bathe beautiful women every day.

The most annoying thing is that I can’t do anything even if I want to do something.

They are all system bosses. If he had known better, he should not have washed this girl. He didn’t even know what to do in the future?

Marrying Bulma?

This idea suddenly arises, but it seems to be a big problem.

Putting aside everything else, Bulma is the daughter of the richest man in Western City, so whether she likes him or not is another matter.

According to the original work, this girl will definitely not like him, a guy who is neither male nor female.

What he likes is the kind of handsome and cold person, such as Vegeta

"Wukong, why did you come in again?"

While Allen was distracted, Bulma screamed and shrank into the bathtub, with only her head exposed.

Allen looked back and saw Sun Wukong with his hands on his hips and said naturally: "You helped me take a bath just now, and I want to help you wash it now."

"Go, go, you don't have to worry about it, Eren is enough." Bulma waved her hand angrily.

But Sun Wukong did not leave immediately, but said strangely: "It's so strange, why does your butt grow on your chest?"

"Idiot! That's not a butt." Bulma's forehead was covered with black lines.

Allen didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He only remembered the general plot, but not all the specific actions of the characters in the plot.

"It's white and round, what is it if it's not a butt?" Sun Wukong asked.

"Idiot, this is the favorite place for men and babies." Bulma was about to go berserk, she had a toothache.

Allen nodded as he heard this, there was nothing wrong with this at all.

Sun Wukong said disapprovingly: "I don't like that ass of yours."

"Go, go! What do you know about a brat like you? Let's wait until you grow up." Bulma said impatiently.

"I'm not a kid." Sun Wukong raised his head and chest, looking like a little adult.

"Haha, how old are you?" Bulma narrowed her eyes with a mocking look on her face.

"Well, I'm fourteen years old." Sun Wukong looked proud.

"Only fourteen years old"

Bulma said disapprovingly, but her expression changed drastically in the next second.

He grabbed the shampoo from Allen's hand and threw it at Sun Wukong.

"Asshole! You are only three years younger than me!!

You voyeur and pervert!

Get out! Go to hell! ! ! "

Laundry detergent, shampoo, cucumber, carrot, washboard

Countless messy things smashed Sun Wukong out of the bathroom