Kirby, the God of Pirates

The other side of Whiskey Mountain.

"...To sum up, our mission to find food failed. However, because of this, we successfully deceived that group of people to Cactus Island. They were all newcomers who had just entered the Grand Line. Although they were strong, visual inspection My brain is a bit awkward..."

"...The above is the content of the report, completed."

The man was writing and drawing on the table, reciting the contents of the letter. The woman with a long blue ponytail listened and nodded.

"Well, that's good. If we send this to the boss, it should prove our innocence."

The woman packed up the letter, rolled it into a ball, opened the door and walked out.

"If I just put this in the unfortunate mailbox..."

...

"I can't stand it anymore...I really can't drink anymore..."

Zoro shook his head and leaned back violently. The woman who was supporting him also fell down. The woman's face was full of beauty and her charm was fully displayed. She licked her lips seductively and leaned against Zoro's generous lips. Arms closed his eyes.

"I'm going to sleep first..."

...

"What, Zoro, you... ugh... why are you so useless!" Nami glanced at Zoro complainingly, her red cheeks still showing excitement.

Nami's eyes were fixed on the nun in front of her. This was already the last person. As long as she beat her again, the hundred thousand beli on the table would be hers!

"Come! Drink!" Nami raised her wine glass high. Although her head was beginning to swell, the charm of money still gave the girl great courage.

"I...I advise you...for the sake of your health, you'd better stop drinking..." The tall nun also looked dazed and had finished nearly fifty glasses of fruit wine. Even though she was as strong as she was, I also feel a little overwhelmed.

"What, drink!" Nami's eyes were filled with the light of victory. She could see that this guy was just holding on. If he had one more drink at most, she would fall down immediately!

"Or - you have to admit defeat!" Nami laughed playfully and drank the wine first. The two fist-sized wooden cups were drank by the girl in one gulp.

"Gu-gu-gu!"

"Ka!"

"I will never give up until I get the bonus! Hahahahaha!!!"

"You..." The nun glanced at Nami with fear. She had never thought that this fragile-looking girl could be so powerful. But the other party had already drank another drink, so she could only raise the cup bravely. .

"Fuck!" The fruit wine went into her throat, and the nun's body, which was stronger than the man's, began to sway, her muscles twitched, and she finally fell down. Sure enough, just as Nami imagined, this guy was just raping her. Just hold on.

"I win!!! Hiccup!"

Nami hugged the money bag on the table and laid it softly on the table. The girl's pretty face rested on the overflowing money bag, and after a while she let out a cute purr.

...

"I...I'm full..." Lu Fei stuffed the last piece of beef into his mouth, finally patted his belly with satisfaction, and fell to the floor. The chair under the boy's butt couldn't bear it, and he was It sat so hard that it burst open and made a crisp sound.

"Many...thank you for the hospitality..."

Also falling down with Luffy were the three cooks who had fainted from exhaustion.

"We apologize for the poor reception..."

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"Paradise...paradise..."

Sanji rested his head on the girl's thigh with eyes filled with peach blossoms, and kept rubbing his face against it. After a while, there was no movement. The girl lowered her head shyly, and the tip of her hair brushed against the man's face, tickling her.

of.

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The flow of people faded away like a tide, quietly without making a sound.

Outside the tavern, the mayor put his hands behind his back, looked up at the dim moonlight, and smacked his mouth.

"Hmph... The bright moon flows over the spring city, and the dew accumulates on the fragrant grass. Sitting and meditating on the empty window, it will hurt the clear scenery. The clear scenery will end like this, and it will hurt many people and cause them to grow old."

"...Many injuries...people grow old."

"What a beautiful poem, Ikarem, ah, no, it should be Mr. 8." On the roof, a young man and a woman shook their legs and looked in the direction of the middle-aged man.

"Hmph..." The mayor paused and turned his head, "It's you two, Mr. 9, miss Wednesday."

"Where are they?" Blue Ponytail asked.

"They all fell down, right? Just like...as planned." The man's face was dark, and his eyes were as sharp as the waning moon.

"Ah... it's really difficult." Several people were talking, and a nun-like person walked out of the room and pulled off the ill-fitting nun's uniform, revealing her thick muscles.

"Fortunately, I spiked their drinks with wine, otherwise, I don't know how long I would have had to drink..."

"I said, do we need to do this?" The sturdy woman looked in the direction of the mayor, scratched the wall and spat out again.

"They're just a few weak little characters. Just deal with them at the port." The woman shook her swollen head. Nami's drunken and fanatical look left her with lingering fears.

"The food in this town is not plentiful to begin with, and we can't get the whale meat back. If this continues..." The woman glanced at the mayor worriedly.

"How can you say that!" The man with the crown was dissatisfied and glared at the woman, "We worked very hard to complete the task, but that group of people is really too strong, we..."

"That's enough, calm down!" The mayor intervened between the two of them, "By the way, have you seen those two people?"

"Oh, are you talking about those two girls?" The sturdy woman nodded thoughtfully, "I don't know, they drank a lot at the beginning. They must have been in the toilet or on the bed?"

"Is that so... let them go, anyway, the two small characters can't make any tricks."

"Compared to this, I have already investigated them. Look!" The mayor suddenly took out a reward list from his arms. Everyone looked at it. On the reward list was Luffy's smiling face. Just under that harmless face, a bounty of 30 Baileys was clearly marked.

"3000 million Baileys! That stupid boy?!"

"Hmph..." The man carefully put away the reward list and sneered, "It's really stupid to judge a pirate's ability based on appearance alone, miss Monday."

"Hug...I'm sorry...this was my mistake." The sturdy woman touched her head, looking confused.

"Well... this is no longer a problem." The mayor cleared his throat, "Anyway, we have succeeded. Then we can just report the good news to the boss."

"Rather than this, hurry up and move the valuable things off the ship."

"it is good!"

"Then...how many of them are there?" Blue Ponytail asked hesitantly, with a trace of unbearability flashing across his pretty face.

"How to deal with it?" Wang Guannan was also curious about the mayor's decision and asked.

"Well..." The mayor turned his back, pondered for a moment, and said slowly: "If we kill them... the price will be reduced by [-]%... What the government wants is to publicly execute them."

"Okay, let's do it." The mayor's eyes lit up and he made a decision.

"Go ahead and tie them up!"

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