Kirby, the God of Pirates

"Uh oh oh!! It's actually the Klick Pirates. Isn't that the strongest pirate group in the East China Sea? You actually killed their captain Klick on your own! It's... so cool!!!"

"Well~ Well~" Usopp waved his hand indifferently, "This can be regarded as the fear of the brave~ After all, before that, I didn't expect that guy couldn't even bear a sniper shot from me, aha, a ha ha ha!!"

"Uh oh oh!" The men's eyes also lit up, and their chests stood up a lot as they listened to Usopp's story.

"Cheers to the great Usopp!"

"cheers!"

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"Sasa~ You're welcome~ Just drink as much as you can~" Seeing the trio who had not even touched a drop of wine, the mayor pondered for a moment and walked over.

"Ah...that..." Nami smiled and waved her hand, "Sorry...I don't drink..."

"Well..." Kebi looked at the exquisite fruit wine swaying in the cup, and he was a little ready to make a move. You know, this guy was an out-and-out alcoholic in his previous life. When he thought of the mature wine-making technology in this world, Kebi Licking his dry lips.

"Drink." Abis saw the desire in Kebi's eyes, picked up the glass without a care, drank it down in one gulp, and handed a glass to Kebi, the hidden smile in her eyes was obvious.

"Then... let's have a drink..." Kebi smashed his mouth twice and took the wooden cup with some embarrassment. After just one sip, he was completely conquered by the fruit wine in the cup!

"This girl has a good drinker!" The mayor clapped his hands in surprise, seeming to be impressed by Abise's generosity, and also picked up a glass of fruit wine, "Come on! Let me toast you all too!"

"Please rest assured, madam, this is a special drink made from the raw materials for making fine red wine and made from fine grapes. It is specially prepared for beautiful ladies like you. Although it tastes like wine, it is completely There is no alcohol content!”

"Look!" In order to convince Nami, the mayor picked up the wooden cup in his hand and drank it all in one gulp. After drinking, he wiped his lips with unfinished content and looked at Nami, as if to say "It's your turn."

"Oh?" Zoro on the side was also a drunkard. Upon hearing the mayor's words, he immediately picked up the wine glass and took a sip. He turned to Nami and nodded: "Well, it's really good."

"Really?" Nami, Jiangxin and Jiang were suspicious. She held up the wooden cup with her little hand and took a small sip. Her eyes suddenly lit up. "Oh! It's true! It tastes good!"

"Haha!" The mayor proudly pulled up his shirt and patted his chest, "The quality of the grapes harvested this year is very good, everyone really caught up!"

"Sa! Come on! As usual, to celebrate the harvest, let's hold a toasting competition!"

Resident: "Oh!"

"Contestants in this competition must keep toasting, and the one who persists to the end is the champion!" The mayor explained while holding an empty wine glass, looking at Kebi and the others, "Everyone, come and give it a try!"

"Ah... that..." Nami waved her hands in shame, "I'll forget it... I can't drink that much..."

"The reward is - one hundred thousand Baileys!" The mayor didn't care and took out a small sack of sackcloth from his arms. "Of course, it belongs to the one who persists to the end!"

"What?!" Nami's eyes suddenly became serious, and she jumped up from her seat, "Give me another drink!"

"Zoron! You come too!" After saying that, Nami also set her sights on Zoro, "Aren't you a good drinker! We are almost out of money, right?"

"Ah?" Zoro rolled his eyes, smiled, and handed over the wine glass, "Okay! Just drink!"

"Haha! Come on, come on! Let's all join in our carnival!" The mayor focused his attention on the two people who had remained calm, and patted the young man next to him on the shoulder, "Why are you still standing there? Why don't you pour wine for these two lovely ladies? Don't you see that the glasses are empty?"

Kebi and Abis looked at each other, smiled softly, and agreed

The same shook his head.

"Let's do it ourselves."

With this straight man and Lily, the mayor's wishful thinking suddenly came to nothing, but the man didn't care. He just raised his cup and gestured to the two of them, then walked back with a smile.

"Well, I still have crops to count, so I won't continue to accompany you here. Everyone must have a good time!"

"Well, go ahead and do your work." Kebi nodded, looking at Nami who had started to toast crazily, with a glimmer in his eyes.

[If you are drunk...it should also count...]

"Keby, cheers." Abis pulled Keby over, and the cup she held almost touched Keby's face.

"Ah... ok, ok... don't worry, Abis..." Kebi retracted his sneaky gaze, glanced at Abis, and began to immerse himself in the wine in the glass.

the other side.

"Ahh...ahhh...ahhhhhhhh!" Luffy was like a bulldozer, frantically eating away at the food in front of him. Because he was a rubber man, Luffy's belly was already as big as the ten-month pregnancy. The young woman was about the same size. Even so, he still did not slow down his eating speed. The plates in front of him were being piled up quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Uh oh oh oh!!!" The cook on the side seemed to have met a confidant. The speed of serving food was just as fast as Luffy's eating speed. He laughed and brought over a plate of tomato fried papaya and patted Luffy. "Don't worry, don't worry! There's still a lot of it! This year's harvest is enough for you to enjoy!"

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"Wow! This guy is already in the No. 30 Cup! He is still going on! Still going on! The contestants have already fallen to 28th place!"

As Zoro put down the wooden cup, the man hosting the competition screamed loudly.

"Ah...I can't do it...I have to go to the toilet...the toilet..." Even Zoro became dizzy at this time. He stood up staggeringly while holding on to the sofa. walked towards the toilet.

"This little brother~ It doesn't matter! How about someone help you over~" The woman in hot clothes on the side immediately came up to her, holding her hands tightly on Zoro's strong arms, and her plump chest exploded against Zoro's. The muscles on his body were rubbing together passionately, and his eyes were as charming as autumn waves, with ripples of light.

"Well..." Zoro held his dizzy forehead, and the music that had been floating in the tavern made his mind wander, "Okay... I'm sorry to bother you..."

"It's okay, little brother~"

"The lady here has already had three drinks of No. 30!" Just as Zoro was staggering towards the toilet, the host's voice burst out again.

I saw Nami holding a glass of overflowing fruit wine, which went into her stomach in two gulps.

"Ka-!"

"Continued Cup!"

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"The captain has already eaten the food of 20 people!!"

"The chef has passed out!!!"

"one more bowl!"

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"This big brother here is picking up twenty girls at the same time!!!"

The girl next to Sanji had already pushed up, and two others crowded behind the man, gently squeezing his shoulders.

"Hahaha! Drink! Drink! Come on! Have another drink too, ahha, ahhahaha~"

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"Usopp has defeated Raph Drew!!! If you want to hear first-hand super adventure stories, come quickly!!!"

"Ah hahahaha, choke! Let me tell you! Choke! In the second half of the Grand Line, there is an island where only women exist! It was there that I met the legendary - choke! The Pirate King choke!"

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