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Chapter 70: So you are such a dragonfly captain
Lu Yu glanced at the name of the person who responded to Gretchen on Twitter, and then looked at Captain Dragonfly who had turned into a panda, lying in Gretchen's arms with his mouth slightly open, waiting for Gretchen to feed him.Mobile terminal m..
Who would have guessed that the Captain Dragonfly in the tweet is Captain Dragonfly himself.
He clicked on Captain Dragonfly's Twitter and found that Captain Dragonfly had joined Twitter a few days ago. He estimated the time and it should be the night he was summoned.
Captain Dragonfly's first Twitter message is: Hello everyone, I am Captain Dragonfly. It is my first time to use Twitter. Please take care of me, beauties (beautiful pictures) (beautiful pictures) (beautiful pictures).
The so-called beautiful pictures are selfies.
The man in the selfie has a high nose, blue eyes, a face as clear and deep as a sculpture, and a golden figure. No one would believe that he is not a handsome guy.
Lu Yu scrolled through it, and he found that Captain Dragonfly was tweeting at a rate of six or seven times a day. The content was basically all kinds of luxury houses, delicious food, and scenery. Coupled with his handsome face, anyone who looked at it would be in awe. I thought this was a tweet from a tall, rich and handsome person.
I asked why Captain Dragonfly was always silent and silent after being summoned. When he was silent about his feelings, he was always tweeting, Lu Yu complained in his heart.
He always thought that Captain Dragonfly was a young silent man, but now he found out that he was a young man.
He clicked on the Twitter comments and found that the comments under Captain Dragonfly's Twitter were all about 'licking the screen', 'husband is so handsome', and 'I want to give birth to a dragonfly for my husband'.
Lu Yu was shocked and asked, "Do you and Captain Dragonfly have a marriage certificate?"Call me husband, and this woman, do you know that Captain Dragonfly and you have reproductive isolation?
While cursing, Lu Yu scrolled through the Twitter posts of girls calling Captain Dragonfly's husband and saying they wanted to give birth to Dragonfly for Captain Dragonfly, and found that their quality was actually quite good.
Damn it, jealousy is tearing me apart.
After scrolling through Captain Dragonfly’s Twitter, he winked at Captain Dragonfly: I didn’t expect you to be such a Captain Dragonfly.
Captain Dragonfly: Giggling.
Lu Yu: But my elementary school teacher told me that lying is wrong. Captain Dragonfly, I’m sorry. I, Lu Yu, am a good social successor, so even if I die and be nailed in the coffin, I will still be in the tomb. Let me tell you in this decadent voice that the picture of Captain Dragonfly is photoshopped.
Captain Dragonfly: I’ll teach you the PS skills later. No one will be able to identify it.
Lu Yu: No, I want the transformation technique.
What is the use of PS technology? What can it do except deceive ignorant girls?As an outstanding successor to society, how could he possibly see such evil technology?
Captain Dragonfly: Deal.
Lu Yu looked at Captain Dragonfly being fed in Gretchen's arms, and suddenly felt that the light in the corridor was so bright and dazzling.
He decided not to bring trouble here.
Back in his room, Lu Yu felt that he had nothing to do, so he turned on his computer, logged into his MSN account, and pulled out the Flame Queen.
"Queen of Fire, can you find an MSN account named Angel in this game?" Lu Yu felt that in order to deal with men and women who exude the sour smell of love, they have to exude the sour smell of love themselves. See what they are like. Who is more sour and stinky.
"Me." The figure of the Flame Queen spun on the desktop, and programs appeared one after another. Soon, she sent Wanda's MSN account to Lu Yu, "I invaded the server of this game company and found the original Angel’s registration is via msn, but I don’t know if it’s her msn.”
"I'll try adding her. You can turn on her camera for me. Just like last time, don't let her find out." Lu Yu sent a friend application and it was approved quickly. At the same time, the opposite scene appeared on the screen - a little brat. Sitting on a stool, typing on the keyboard with both hands.
Isn't this the little white-haired young lady from last time?
Lu Yu was confused, why was the MSN account Wanda registered for the game his?
What's the relationship between them?
They can't be childhood sweethearts.
Lu Yuxin said, if they were childhood sweethearts, then don't blame me for killing Shota.
When the time comes, he must find this little shot's mother to tell her the dangers of children pretending to be women and the importance of studying, and then find a school with the strictest management to send him to, so that he can have a taste of the three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulation. It’s a taste, let’s see how he can still be with Wanda, his childhood sweetheart.
Lu Yu watched this young lady on the computer for a long time and found that he had been playing the whole time. He planned to turn off the video and fly to Sokovia to deal with the childhood sweetheart crisis.
At this time, he saw Wanda running into the screen video.
Wanda: "Pietro, now it's my turn to play on the computer."
She had been waiting for more than two hours and had finished her homework, but Pietro had no intention of letting the computer go.
Pietro: "No, I'm in the middle of a group fight. I'll talk about it after I finish the group fight."
Wanda: "You said the same thing last time. As a result, I played for five hours and I didn't touch the computer all day."
Pietro: "Can you blame me? The teammates I matched with all don't know how to play. It would have been a long time ago if they knew how to play."
Wanda: "I don't care, you have to let me play with the computer now."
Pietro: "Heads can be cut off and blood can be shed, but computers can't let that happen."
Lu Yu listened to their conversation over there, and then searched for Pietro in his mind, a pair, and realized that Pietro was Quicksilver.
It turns out to be Kuaiyin, Lu Yuxin said. Although you don’t like reading, always play games, and open a female account all day long to deceive people with photos of women, I know you are a good person, so I recognize you as my brother-in-law.
"Queen of Fire, kick him out of the game."
When Pietro was having fun playing, he suddenly found that the characters and monsters in the game were motionless, "Why did my game get offline?"
Wanda: "If you drop the game, let me play it."
Pietro: "No, this is my computer. Besides, this game has a disconnection and reconnection mechanism. As long as I can go to the raid in time, I can still be saved."
"Queen of Fire, blow up the server of this game." Lu Yu said calmly.
There is a disconnection and reconnection mechanism, right? If you go in time, you can save it, right? I blew up the game server and I'll see how you can save it. Let my little loli play with the computer honestly.
In a game company, the technician who was looking after the server suddenly discovered that the server's hard drive began to spin crazily. After a while, he smelled a burning smell.
After a while, the Flame Queen reported: "I used a data bomb to destroy the hard drive of this game company. If I want to blow up their server, I need to install the bomb based on reality, which will take a while."
Lu Yu, "..."
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Who would have guessed that the Captain Dragonfly in the tweet is Captain Dragonfly himself.
He clicked on Captain Dragonfly's Twitter and found that Captain Dragonfly had joined Twitter a few days ago. He estimated the time and it should be the night he was summoned.
Captain Dragonfly's first Twitter message is: Hello everyone, I am Captain Dragonfly. It is my first time to use Twitter. Please take care of me, beauties (beautiful pictures) (beautiful pictures) (beautiful pictures).
The so-called beautiful pictures are selfies.
The man in the selfie has a high nose, blue eyes, a face as clear and deep as a sculpture, and a golden figure. No one would believe that he is not a handsome guy.
Lu Yu scrolled through it, and he found that Captain Dragonfly was tweeting at a rate of six or seven times a day. The content was basically all kinds of luxury houses, delicious food, and scenery. Coupled with his handsome face, anyone who looked at it would be in awe. I thought this was a tweet from a tall, rich and handsome person.
I asked why Captain Dragonfly was always silent and silent after being summoned. When he was silent about his feelings, he was always tweeting, Lu Yu complained in his heart.
He always thought that Captain Dragonfly was a young silent man, but now he found out that he was a young man.
He clicked on the Twitter comments and found that the comments under Captain Dragonfly's Twitter were all about 'licking the screen', 'husband is so handsome', and 'I want to give birth to a dragonfly for my husband'.
Lu Yu was shocked and asked, "Do you and Captain Dragonfly have a marriage certificate?"Call me husband, and this woman, do you know that Captain Dragonfly and you have reproductive isolation?
While cursing, Lu Yu scrolled through the Twitter posts of girls calling Captain Dragonfly's husband and saying they wanted to give birth to Dragonfly for Captain Dragonfly, and found that their quality was actually quite good.
Damn it, jealousy is tearing me apart.
After scrolling through Captain Dragonfly’s Twitter, he winked at Captain Dragonfly: I didn’t expect you to be such a Captain Dragonfly.
Captain Dragonfly: Giggling.
Lu Yu: But my elementary school teacher told me that lying is wrong. Captain Dragonfly, I’m sorry. I, Lu Yu, am a good social successor, so even if I die and be nailed in the coffin, I will still be in the tomb. Let me tell you in this decadent voice that the picture of Captain Dragonfly is photoshopped.
Captain Dragonfly: I’ll teach you the PS skills later. No one will be able to identify it.
Lu Yu: No, I want the transformation technique.
What is the use of PS technology? What can it do except deceive ignorant girls?As an outstanding successor to society, how could he possibly see such evil technology?
Captain Dragonfly: Deal.
Lu Yu looked at Captain Dragonfly being fed in Gretchen's arms, and suddenly felt that the light in the corridor was so bright and dazzling.
He decided not to bring trouble here.
Back in his room, Lu Yu felt that he had nothing to do, so he turned on his computer, logged into his MSN account, and pulled out the Flame Queen.
"Queen of Fire, can you find an MSN account named Angel in this game?" Lu Yu felt that in order to deal with men and women who exude the sour smell of love, they have to exude the sour smell of love themselves. See what they are like. Who is more sour and stinky.
"Me." The figure of the Flame Queen spun on the desktop, and programs appeared one after another. Soon, she sent Wanda's MSN account to Lu Yu, "I invaded the server of this game company and found the original Angel’s registration is via msn, but I don’t know if it’s her msn.”
"I'll try adding her. You can turn on her camera for me. Just like last time, don't let her find out." Lu Yu sent a friend application and it was approved quickly. At the same time, the opposite scene appeared on the screen - a little brat. Sitting on a stool, typing on the keyboard with both hands.
Isn't this the little white-haired young lady from last time?
Lu Yu was confused, why was the MSN account Wanda registered for the game his?
What's the relationship between them?
They can't be childhood sweethearts.
Lu Yuxin said, if they were childhood sweethearts, then don't blame me for killing Shota.
When the time comes, he must find this little shot's mother to tell her the dangers of children pretending to be women and the importance of studying, and then find a school with the strictest management to send him to, so that he can have a taste of the three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulation. It’s a taste, let’s see how he can still be with Wanda, his childhood sweetheart.
Lu Yu watched this young lady on the computer for a long time and found that he had been playing the whole time. He planned to turn off the video and fly to Sokovia to deal with the childhood sweetheart crisis.
At this time, he saw Wanda running into the screen video.
Wanda: "Pietro, now it's my turn to play on the computer."
She had been waiting for more than two hours and had finished her homework, but Pietro had no intention of letting the computer go.
Pietro: "No, I'm in the middle of a group fight. I'll talk about it after I finish the group fight."
Wanda: "You said the same thing last time. As a result, I played for five hours and I didn't touch the computer all day."
Pietro: "Can you blame me? The teammates I matched with all don't know how to play. It would have been a long time ago if they knew how to play."
Wanda: "I don't care, you have to let me play with the computer now."
Pietro: "Heads can be cut off and blood can be shed, but computers can't let that happen."
Lu Yu listened to their conversation over there, and then searched for Pietro in his mind, a pair, and realized that Pietro was Quicksilver.
It turns out to be Kuaiyin, Lu Yuxin said. Although you don’t like reading, always play games, and open a female account all day long to deceive people with photos of women, I know you are a good person, so I recognize you as my brother-in-law.
"Queen of Fire, kick him out of the game."
When Pietro was having fun playing, he suddenly found that the characters and monsters in the game were motionless, "Why did my game get offline?"
Wanda: "If you drop the game, let me play it."
Pietro: "No, this is my computer. Besides, this game has a disconnection and reconnection mechanism. As long as I can go to the raid in time, I can still be saved."
"Queen of Fire, blow up the server of this game." Lu Yu said calmly.
There is a disconnection and reconnection mechanism, right? If you go in time, you can save it, right? I blew up the game server and I'll see how you can save it. Let my little loli play with the computer honestly.
In a game company, the technician who was looking after the server suddenly discovered that the server's hard drive began to spin crazily. After a while, he smelled a burning smell.
After a while, the Flame Queen reported: "I used a data bomb to destroy the hard drive of this game company. If I want to blow up their server, I need to install the bomb based on reality, which will take a while."
Lu Yu, "..."
/51/5ml
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