I open a supermarket in Meiman

In school, Lu Yu and Gretchen were alone in the same room, doing that kind of thing...

"Yu, help me get the tweezers. Please ()"

Lu Yu handed the tweezers to Gretchen, restrained his desire to use a syringe to prick Uncle Wolf, and then thought about how to get some blood from Uncle Wolf.

There was nothing he could do. Although Uncle Wolf was beaten until he was unconscious, his body was strong and not a drop of blood came out. How could he get blood from Uncle Wolf? .

And Gretchen, it's been two hours, don't you want to pee in the bathroom or something?If it doesn't work, go out and rest, rub your eyes or something. It's hard for me to do anything since you are in the medical room all the time.

"Gretchen."

"Ok?"

"You've been doing this for so long. Are you tired? Do you want to take a rest?"

"Oh, no, you can rest on your own if you want. In fact, I can handle this on my own."

I know you're busy here, but that's not what I want to say.

Lu Yu: "Are you thirsty? How about we go outside and have a cup of tea?"

"No, if you're thirsty, go drink some water. I'm not thirsty just yet."

Plan failedx.

Lu Yu thought for a moment and realized that it was probably not possible to let Gretchen go out. Moreover, Uncle Wolf didn't know when he would wake up. Although he looked quite embarrassed now, he was in great health and it would not take long for any injuries to heal. , it was quite unexpected to lie down for so long this time.

It seems that all we can do is recruit troops.

"Captain Dragonfly, this time it's up to you." Lu Yu communicated with Captain Dragonfly through the system.

"Me?" Captain Dragonfly was confused.

"Yes, use seduction to seduce her." Lu Yu said: "You know seduction, it is to turn into the kind of naked male creature that girls like so much, to seduce her, and give her all the attention. Take it away.”

There is no other way, there is only one chance, so I have to sacrifice Captain Dragonfly’s appearance.

But he diverged his thoughts. As a young uncle, Captain Dragonfly seems to be still single?Then this wave is not a loss.

Captain Dragonfly outside the door moved his finger in circles on the square of his temple, and a bold black question mark appeared on his face.

A naked male creature that can seduce women?

what is that?

I'll search the world's Internet first.

Captain Dragonfly began to search the network.

Captain Dragonfly's search is complete.

He took out his cane and thrust it into the ground.

Bang!

A burst of white smoke came out, and when the smoke dissipated, Captain Dragonfly turned into a creature with dark circles, a round body, and short limbs.

"I am coming……."

Captain Dragonfly lost his balance and fell to the ground with a thud. Then he rolled up in the corridor and hit the door with a bang.

In the medical room, Gretchen, who was observing the electrocardiogram, heard the sound and got up to open the door outside. She was stunned when she saw a round black and white creature outside the door.

Lu Yu from behind was also stunned when he saw the creature rolling in.

This is a panda?

But the question is why are there pandas here?

"Did Professor Charles steal it from the East?"

When he was considering whether to report Professor Charles for stealing the national treasure, he saw this chubby panda winking at him.

Lu Yu: Let me go, am I right? The national treasure actually blinked at me?

Captain Dragonfly: "It's me."

Lu Yu: “…….”

I asked you to turn into a stunningly beautiful man to seduce Gretchen and draw her attention away so that you could create opportunities for me, but you turned into such a cute creature?

Can this cute thing seduce a woman with a high IQ like Gretchen who got her Ph.D. at such a young age?

"What a cute little thing, where did it come from?" Gretchen picked up the national treasure from the ground, turned to Lu Yu and said, "Yu, you help take care of our compatriots here, I will go to it to find some food first. , it looks like it must be hungry."

wtf ????

How do you tell it's hungry?

Why can't I find out that it's hungry?

Lu Yu watched sideways as Gretchen left the medical room holding the national treasure, and finally realized that a woman with a high IQ cannot escape the attraction of cute things.

These days, men are worse than pandas.

"Ok."

When Lu Yu saw Gretchen leaving, he quickly pricked the unconscious Uncle Wolf's arm with a syringe, drew some blood and threw it into the system space. Fortunately, the system only needs a small amount of blood to collect mutant blood, otherwise it would be like Thor's If he threw the whole hammer in like the Destroyer, he wouldn't be able to drain Uncle Wolf's blood.

By then, he will probably hear the "Marvel Online" game system reminder: Your friend Uncle Wolf has been offline from "Marvel Online". If you need to find him, please exit the game and return to hell.

But then he thought about it, Uncle Wolf's recovery ability seemed to be second only to Xiao Jianjian, and he might not die if his blood was drained.

Lu Yu: "System, how many points do I have now?"

System: "0.2 points?"

Lu Yu: "Is Uncle Wolf's ability worth this much?"

System: "This blood has self-healing factors and strong self-healing ability, but its development prospects are too small, and there are not many points that can be redeemed."

Lu Yu: "Okay."

Everything is decided by the system boss, but he is not surprised by this. Even Mjolnir is worth one point. The blood value of these mutants must not exceed Mjolnir. He is very satisfied with 0.2. In his heart I was already prepared for 0.02.

Lu Yu got Uncle Wolf's blood and lost interest in him. Although Uncle Wolf was not masculine, there was nothing he could do about it. Who said Uncle Wolf was a man? As the saying goes, same-sex repels and opposites attract, he felt that he was still a little lolita. Be cute with the little sister.

Coming out of the infirmary, Lu Yu saw Gretchen feeding the cat in the corridor...no, feeding the panda.

But Gretchen, do you have any misunderstandings about Dahua’s national treasure, the panda?You actually fed it meatballs and barbecue?

As a good person, he felt that he still had an obligation to remind her.

"Gretchen, pandas eat bamboo."

Lu Yu reminded.

Gretchen: "Eats bamboo? Doesn't it eat barbecue and meatballs?"

After speaking, Gretchen took out her mobile phone and showed it to Lu Yu.

On Twitter, Gretchen posted a picture of Zhang Guobao and asked: Who knows this animal?What does it eat?

The answer below is: This is a giant panda. Its bite force is second only to the polar bear and on par with the brown bear. Its running speed in the mountains at an altitude of 2000 meters can exceed Bolt's top speed on the plains, and it can climb more than 20 meters. The tree used three or four wolves as cushions to play with.

Its favorite food is meatballs and barbecue.

wtf ????

Who is the retarded person who wrote this answer?

Don’t show off if you don’t understand.

Let me pretend this.

Lu Yu looked down and finally saw who was answering.

Captain Dragonfly??????

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