I open a supermarket in Meiman

First release: ~[] In the room, Eddie Brock was sitting on a small bench with a constipated expression on his face.

Although as a reporter, he often interacts with the police, and entering the police station is as common as drinking water. But in the past, he went to the police station for news, but this time he really entered the police station himself.

"Name."

"Eddie Brock."

"gender."

"Is this also a question?"

"Who knows whether you are a boy or a girl? What if you are a transgender, so it is better to ask clearly." Lu Yu said casually.

I went to Nima's transsexual.

You are the transgender person, and your whole family is transgender.

After complaining crazily in his heart, Eddie Brock answered honestly: "A man."

"How old is this year?"

"28."

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"It used to be, but now it doesn't."

"No wonder you live in a single apartment and don't even have a wife. It's really miserable. But it's okay. I'll organize a wife for you later." Lu Yu said, "Do you have any family?"

"No."

"That's good." Lu Yu put away his pen, stood up and patted Eddie Brock on the shoulder and said, "Welcome to S.H.I.E.L.D., believe me, you are the protagonist."

Both parents are dead, he has a sister and a house, which is the standard configuration for a protagonist.

What, you said his girlfriend broke up with him?

Wouldn't that be better?The protagonist of the divorce breakup stream at the starting point, 30 years in Henan, 30 years in Hebei, don't bully the uncle because he is poor, he definitely has a bright future.

"My name is Lu Yu, the owner of Wanjie Supermarket. Don't forget me when you get rich in the future. Remember to come to my supermarket to spend more and support me."

Superheroes are rich.

You see, Iron Man Tony is a piece of shit. He has been vigorously developing clean energy recently, and the market value of his companies has reached one trillion yuan.

Look at Captain America again. As soon as he wakes up from S.H.I.E.L.D., he sends a house to a girl. You can tell at a glance that he is the type who has no worries about food and clothing.

Hulk, the father of real estate developers. Every time he makes a move, there are a bunch of real estate developers calling 666 behind to get some reconstruction orders. If Hulk hadn't been so cold-blooded, the real estate developers would have wanted to ask him to demolish the houses. .

Ant-Man Scott Lang, even though he is poor, having Bai Fumei is interesting to him, okay, cross out the beauty of Bai Fumei, but even if he is not beautiful, it will not affect his ability to make a living.

Spider-Man, Peter Parker, he...forget it, he is just a brat who has no money and still tries to be a superhero like others, cross it out.

In short, superheroes are either rich or rich reserves.

As long as they want it, they can have money in minutes.

"Wait, what are you talking about?" Eddie Brock was confused, "What about welcome to SHIELD? Aren't you a police officer?"

"Who told you I'm from the police?"

I tell you, don’t spread rumors.

Spreading rumors is against the law.

He doesn't want to be retweeted 500 times and get into trouble.

"Ah, but...but you..." Eddie Brock kept talking for a long time before realizing that Lu Yu did not seem to have said that he was a policeman.

"Stop me, me, me. Why don't you go to my supermarket and buy some toiletries? I have everything you need. Also, I think your security door seems to be broken and can't be repaired. Why don't you think about going to my supermarket and buying one? A new security door?" As for the fact that his supermarket didn't have a security door, he said it didn't matter. I would have it in stock when you are sure to buy it.

Didn't you break my security door?

Eddie Brock no longer wanted to speak. For the first time, he discovered that someone could be so shameless.

Although Eddie Brock did not say whether he would join S.H.I.E.L.D., Lu Yu assumed that he had joined, so he called Nick Fury.

"Nick Fury, I have found the symbiote you are looking for, and after some hard persuasion from me, he finally decided to join SHIELD and become a bright superhero."

After Lu Yu finished speaking, he paused.

As the saying goes, the person who knows you best is your partner, and he believed that Nick Fury should be able to understand what he had not finished saying.

Nick Fury was stunned, I asked you to find the symbiote, you give me the whole superhero back?Although the Avengers group includes high-tech tycoons, World War II antiques, people with ray mutations, and children who know how to save the world without studying well.

The members are diverse, but if you just add an alien directly, is it a bit too much? To this, he just wants to say, you did a great job.

"Where are you now? I'll call someone to pick you up right away."

Regardless of whether he is an alien or not, anyone who can help fight villains is a good guy.

If the issue of race is entangled, he, a black man, cannot be the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. The United States is still dominated by Indians.

Besides, it’s not like there are no aliens among superheroes. Thor understands that they are not only aliens, but also alien princes. They are still running around to save the American people.

What is this called? This is called interstellar humanitarianism.

"Wait a minute, I didn't seem to agree to join SHIELD." Eddie Brock, who had been eavesdropping, finally couldn't help but speak.

As soon as I heard the name of SHIELD, I knew it was a vest that brays a donkey.

Humph, don’t think I don’t know that you only get your wife when the donkey brays, and you only get your wife when you’re dead.

"It's okay if you don't join SHIELD." Lu Yu glanced at him and began to present the facts and reason, "As far as I know, the symbiote living in your body has caused the death of several people before meeting you. If you don't join S.H.I.E.L.D., Nick Fury will show you what capitalism is all about."

As for why it was Nick Fury and not him, Lu Yu said that he is a communist.

"People are killed by venom. It's none of my business, Eddie Brock." Eddie Brock said confidently.

"No, you are Venom." The screenwriter and director appointed the protagonist - Venom. If you are not Venom, who else can be Venom?

I'm really not Venom.

Eddie Brock screamed with grief and anger in his heart. Faced with this unfair law enforcement and this dark world, he decided to rise up and resist.

"Did you really notice your wife after joining SHIELD? You don't notice your wife after you die."

"Eddie Brock, why are you talking so much nonsense to him? We have more important things to do."

Venom emerged from Eddie Brock's body, and after speaking, he pounced on Lu Yu.

We all know your strengths and weaknesses, and you know my depths, but you still want to find a mistress, no way, let me kill this matchmaker first and then come back to educate you.

Lu Yu pulled Captain Dragonfly next to him, and the venom immediately bit him.

bang~

Venom felt like he had a toothache.

"Blatantly attacking SHIELD law enforcement officers will be punished with an additional penalty." Lu Yu said coldly to Eddie Brock.

"I'm not, I didn't, Venom did it." Eddie Brock raised his hands to show that he did nothing.

"Damn it, you're still here."

Lu Yu saw Venom split his two arms and turned into two weapons to chop at him. He immediately used Thor, the Shiba Inu in his left hand, and Captain Dragonfly in his right hand, to use their special moves.

"Block."

Bang~bang~

One of Venom's weapons hit Captain Dragonfly with a crisp sound, and the other weapon was hit by Shiba Inu Thor with a hammer, and it went limp on the spot.

But the next moment, the venom formed several threads and surrounded Lu Yu.

"It depends on how you block this move."

"I'm blocking you."

Lu Yu took out his pregnancy glasses from the system space. Eddie Brock, the wife sent by the organization will be online soon. Please check it carefully.

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