I open a supermarket in Meiman

First post: ~[] Returning from a run in the DC Universe, Lu Yu glanced behind him with concern, and then he breathed a sigh of relief after making sure that there was no god or vengeful spirit following behind him.

He finally understood what danger he felt last time.

Because this DC universe is most likely not a movie universe, but a comic universe.

No matter how strong the movie universe is, its expressiveness is only that much. After all, there is an upper limit to how strong it can be. If it reaches one star, it will almost reach its limit. But comics are different. Strong (blowing) ) has no limit.

Breaking the fourth wall without saying anything, the multiverse has been restarted n times. Maybe you are having a lot of fun in it. You have a green light in your left hand and superhuman blood in your right hand. You are dissatisfied with everything on earth, and you end up with an ultra-limited creature like God. If an ant on an alien planet is unhappy and casually restarts the multiverse, you will be dead.

Playing in such a world, if you are not an original character, resurrecting is the same as refreshing, the kind that refreshes every time you restart, then it is better not to wander around in this world and run away as soon as possible.

What, you said you can't live without the DC Universe?

Sorry, it's hopeless. Goodbye.

He was frightened when he thought that he was jumping around in the DC universe just now, so he decided to find his wife to unlock some knowledge to comfort her.

After all, his pure and young heart was severely damaged, and only his wife could comfort him.

But when he went downstairs, he saw a one-eyed man named Nick Fury standing in front of the cashier talking to his wife.

According to the principle of interaction of forces, when he saw Nick Fury, Nick Fury also saw him.

"Yu, you came just in time. I have something to ask you for help." Nick Fury walked up and took out a mobile phone.

"No help."

Lu Yu refused directly. Nick Fury must have encountered trouble that he couldn't solve if he wanted to find someone to help him, because the troubles that could be solved were handled by his own people.

"For money."

"Just tell me what it is, and I will try my best to help you." As a person who was born and raised in a flower-growing family, he always got perfect marks in ideological and moral classes when he was a child. Even the teacher said that he was the successor of socialism. So this time he will use the fine tradition of flower growers to help international friends.

"Have you heard of the Life Foundation?" Nick Fury asked.

I have not heard of the Life Foundation, but I have heard of Amway.

Lu Yu, who had just gone astray, immediately responded, "Are you talking about the Life Foundation that preaches all day long that the earth is dangerous and that we should go to alien planets quickly?"

Lu Yu has always despised the practice of exaggerating potential risks to obtain financing and government funding.

If you need funds, come up with technology; if you need financing, you should make achievements.

I say all day long that the end of the earth is coming soon, please come and support me. Those who know know that you are a company, and those who don’t know think you are magicians.

But then again, how did the logic that the earth is about to be destroyed because of too many people come about? Dr. Drake, the boss of the Life Foundation, is your full name really not Drake Thanos?

"The earth is about to be destroyed, and the only way out for mankind is to immigrate to alien planets." Hill corrected Lu Yu.

"It makes no difference. What happened to them?"

As soon as Lu Yu finished speaking, Nick Fury started playing a short video on his phone.

In the video, a man and a woman are kissing passionately in front of a car. The background is an underground parking lot. You can tell at a glance that they are the kind of people who know how to play.

Lu Yu, "?"

Just show me this?Don’t you know my wife is here?Can we take a step (part) to speak.

Nick Fury knew what Lu Yu wanted to say as soon as he saw Lu Yu's expression, so he spoke before him, "Don't make any noise and keep watching."

Lu Yu understood it and openly released a short video in the name of a mission. Such an exciting approach showed that Nick Fury was also a person who knew how to play.

Maybe it's because summer is coming and the weather is getting hotter. After a passionate kiss, the man and woman in the video decisively start to take off their clothes, first taking off their shirts and then their clothes. The dubbing is the kind of unconscious growling sound. It seems that Lu Yu is full of energy from a small water pipe. .

then……

Then a dark monster that looked like a black version of Spider-Man fell from the sky and bit the two of them on the head. After it retracted its mouth, there were only two headless corpses on the ground, bleeding out.

The short video turns into a horror movie in seconds, Nick Fury, are you here to trick people?

Nick Fury reached out and started operating on his mobile phone, "This video was intercepted by SHIELD from the Life Foundation's network. According to their information, this is a symbiote from an alien planet. He can live in In the human body, symbiosis with humans occurs. However, this symbiosis has very strict requirements on the matching of humans. If the symbiote and the human body are not successfully matched, a severe rejection reaction will occur. This reaction will without exception lead to the death of humans. end."

"I understand that dozens of people have been killed because of their pairing."

"Don't tell me that you've been taking the wrong medicine lately, so you've become compassionate." For the sake of dozens of people, Nick Fury came to see him. When had Nick Fury's heart not been the same color as his skin?

Yes, the death of dozens of people is indeed a big deal outside. Maybe a group of people will be imprisoned to worship heaven, but when it comes to these companies that are engaged in biological experiments, it is nothing. They are engaged in experiments. When have you ever cared about human life?

As for media reports, which media would dare to report on a company that can fill in experimental records with human lives?Aren't you afraid that people will directly buy their newspapers and then tell them all to get out?

"Because we at SHIELD discovered that there are monsters similar to the Life Foundation symbiote outside." Nick Fury said in a timely manner, and then showed pictures of the victims, "All of these people are suffering from internal Those who died due to rejection reactions, I suspect that a symbiote escaped from the control of the Life Foundation and is looking for a suitable host in the city."

"So I'd like to ask your help to find this symbiote."

"Okay, no problem." He didn't know where the symbiote was, but he knew where to find it. According to the plot guidelines, the alien dick named Venom could definitely be found next to Eddie Brock, so Please call me Prophet Lu Yu.

"Now let's talk about money."

"S.H.I.E.L.D.'s funds have been very tight recently. They have to purchase various serums and props from you, and they also need to obtain weapons from other suppliers. SHIELD still owes money for the construction of this building. If you don't believe me, you ask. Hill." Nick Fury started complaining mode.

"Don't ask me, I have left SHIELD, so I don't know anything." Hill said.

Nick Fury: "...."

They say that married agents throw water away, but your elbow is turned out before you even have a wedding?

"Nick Fury." Lu Yu patted Nick Fury on the shoulder, giving the impression of an elder patting a younger one. "You know my rules. You can do as many things as you want. If you don't want to pay, That’s fine, I’ll just wait at home without doing anything, and then don’t cry when that loser symbiote named Venom brings a group of symbiotes from their hometown to occupy the earth.”

Nick Fury immediately said: "I haven't finished what I just said. Although our SHIELD's funds are very tight, there will never be such a thing as non-payment or default. Our SHIELD is the most comfortable in giving money. "