I open a supermarket in Meiman

When Lu Yu and Saitama traveled to the DC universe through the Wanjie chat group, the first thing they saw was the Superman wearing underwear at the door.

Seeing his mighty and majestic figure, Lu Yu couldn't help but think of the scene where he and his roommates used to watch European and American movies on the computer. At that time, Man of Steel was popular, and teachers in the San Fernando Valley wore Superman and Catwoman uniforms. decoration, fight in small room.

That scene can be described by a song from Phoenix Legend: "You are a mighty man wearing underwear, and your speeding stick is like a drill."

Then Lu Yu's idea went wrong.

But he was crooked, and Superman outside the door was not crooked.

Superman looked a little confused at the two people who suddenly appeared. I have been staring at this place just now. Where did you two come from?

But then he threw the thought out of his mind. No matter where you came from, you can't stop me from avenging my enemy and gay friend Batman.

Although my enemy and friend Batman Bruce Wayne has not spoken or sought revenge from me, I can already hear the sound of you beating him.

"That's him." Sun Wukong pointed the stick at Superman. The boss had arrived, and he no longer had to pretend to be cowardly. Although pretending to be cowardly could save his life, it would be a loss of face.

He, Sun Wukong, can give up his life, but he must not lose his face.

"Hit him?" Saitama turned to look at Superman, "He seems very strong."

What would happen if such a strong person was punched?

Saitama had an idea in his mind.

Then he started to get ready to move. Although he couldn't find his way home since joining that chat group of all worlds, the other world seemed to be pretty good.

Supermarkets with limited exemptions and strong men emerging in an endless stream were all things he couldn't find in his original world.

Not to mention anything else, the guy in front of him with his underwear on and the guy with the same bald head as him from before gave him a feeling that was better than any weirdo he had ever encountered in the original world.

There are free products to get and strong people to beat him. He feels that the other world is actually quite good.

The demon king next to him, Sun Wukong, looked at Saitama and rolled his eyes at him, "I'm beating him, but can you beat him?"

Saitama: "I don't know if I can beat him, but I think he should be able to withstand my punch."

King of Demons, Sun Wukong: "I should be able to withstand your punch. You are bragging."

After saying that, he glanced at Saitama with disdain. Who is this bald guy? He was so bragging that even Tathagata Buddha would not dare to kill the superman in front of him with one punch.

The most important thing is that he had just lost to Superman, and the bald man in front of him came up and said that Superman could only take one punch from him. Didn't this make it clear that Sun Wukong, the king of demons, couldn't block his punch?

So he immediately looked at Saitama with disgust.

"I'm not bragging." Saitama felt that Superman's ability to withstand his punch was already a high praise. After all, no one could block his punch before.

After speaking, Saitama turned to Superman and said, "Come here and let me punch you. It doesn't matter. Your body should be able to withstand my punch."

To be honest, he didn't want to kill Superman, because Superman was a strong man, and he looked forward to being strong.

Of course, if Superman can't even block his punch, he's definitely not a strong man.

I'll go over and let you punch me

Superman was a little confused. He had seen people making requests, but he had never seen people make such requests. Are you too shameless? As for Saitama's next sentence, he had already ignored it.

Should be able to withstand your punch

Are you kidding? Don't you know that I, Superman, have a body of steel? Let alone one punch, even if it is a hundred punches or a thousand punches, I, Superman, can block it.

But in one sentence, why would I, Superman, block your punch?

Looking at Superman's appearance, Lu Yu knew it was time for him to make his debut, so he coughed twice, attracted Superman's attention and said, "Superman Clark."

Superman: "."

Superman Clark

Who is that

The name of the new superman?

A new superman appears, I dodge.

As soon as Superman made a move to escape, Lu Yu immediately shouted: "I want to tell the world that Superman's name is Clark Kent."

Superman: "."

Isn't my disguise very good? How could someone show up and know my real name?

"Hello, Mr. Clark Kent, this is the first time we meet. My name is Lu Yu." Lu Yu walked up and took Superman's hand, then shook it excitedly.

Speaking of which, Superman was his idol when he was a child.

I still remember that when he was a child, he watched cartoons and felt that Superman had a very high-level demeanor. Although he was so powerful, he was still willing to be an editor in a small newspaper. Isn't this the legendary hidden master?

No fame or fortune, just serve the country and the people.

But when he grows up and watches Superman cartoons, he will want to say that you are such a cheater. If you take off your eyes and change into clothes, the people on earth will no longer recognize you. You have made those who use various methods to escape police pursuit How embarrassing it is for fugitives who use makeup techniques to escape, only to be caught a bunch of times.

At that time, he had an idea. If he traveled to the DC universe, he would definitely rob a bank. He would use the money to buy clothes in the mall and wear eyes. The whole world would not recognize him. What could be more wonderful than this? world?

When he grew up, he knew what the aura of the protagonist was and what the aura of intelligence was, and then there was nothing more. He had long forgotten about Superman.

But no matter what, Superman is my childhood idol, so it is still necessary to take a photo or something.

Just as he took out his mobile phone to take pictures, Lu Yu stopped again because he thought of a question.

Superman was going to receive Saitama's punch later. If Superman didn't block it and was killed on the spot, wouldn't this photo become the last photo?

The thought of himself being in the final photo made him feel bad.

So he put the phone away again, "Superman, are you curious now about why I know your true identity?"

Can I say no?

What I'm thinking about right now is how to stop you from telling me my true identity.

Superman glanced at Lu Yu silently and decided not to say anything wrong.

"Haha, if you want to know, go and ask Saitama to punch you. After that, I will tell you why I know your true identity."

Don't worry, I, Lu Yu, keep my word. Even if you are punched to death by him, I will tell you that I know your identity from the movie.

Superman glanced at Saitama and said, "It's okay to let him punch me, but can you change the conditions?"

"What conditions"

"My identity must not be spread."

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